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Previous thread: >>69257717
News:
>Mickey Gall doesn't want to be known as the guy who fought CM Punk
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12047352/mickey-gall-doesn-t-want-to-be-known-as-the-cm-punk-guy-any-more
>Gouti-Laprise added to UFC on Fox 21
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/thibault-gouti-vs-chad-laprise-joins-vancouvers-ufc-on-fox-21-lineup
>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12070464/belal-muhammad-training-for-ufc-debut-against-alan-jouban-during
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
Bisping
>>69263715
reminder to use the hide post function lads
Who /lel/ for Bork Loser?
now time for sperg to bump his own thread with heem webms repeatedly like he always does lol
>>69263761
reminder that reebok is introducing color to the fighters' uniforms at UFC 200
>>69263780
sure is pal
>>69263780
>these faggots involved with the OP wars thing
Faggots, I tell you.
>>69263798
there's only three unique IPs in this thread
I know this is you idiot >>69263700
>>69263773
here
>>69263813
How about you stop making purposely shitty threads?
>>69263773
here
>>69263813
Yes it's me, and? I just wanted to wind up one of you OP faggots and you're the easiest target, Adan.
>>69263832
he does it for the attention, just ignore him and use the other thread if there's an option
>>69263844
yeah you were just pretending to be retarded right lmao idiot
>>69263832
my threads are good
>>69263810
Koreshkov is a fucking killer.
>>69263815
>>69263886
reem sleepy
>>69263810
fucking munster
>>69263886
>>69263903
lmao you made this post >>69263798 because you wanted to feel cool and I pointed out that you're a contrarian idiot
hope you enjoyed being BTFO
>>69263880
I do think he could have success in the UFC, I think he could definitely beat Condit and Tyron Woodley
>>69263902
anyone have the webm of struve heeming him in 20 seconds or something
>>69263926
>>69263924
Stay salty bud. lmao BTFO
>>69263951
thanks lad
>>69263959
the PPV model is outdated desu
>7 IPs
>37 posts
the sperg has lots of energy today boys
>>69263773
>>69263815
>>69263833
i respect Mark Hunt,, but im sure Brock will destroy him for sure,, Mark have no chance,, the only chance for Mark is the lucky hard punces ,, Brock is too mutch powerfull, fastest, bigger, badder and now he is healthy for first time in MMA. i was waiting for this momment 4 years because i was sure Brock will return in UFC when he is 100% healthy. im sure Brock at Saturday he will sock the world when he destroy Mark Hunt. Brock is the greatest wrestler in UFC history and now he is and BJJ blue belt, really Mark need more than luck to beat Brock... and after all this if Brock win then he will make new deal with UFC contract for more fights when he is in WWE. and he will run for the UFC title again. imagine one thing,, Brock UFC h/w champion and WWE h/w champion the same time!! will be so scary,, and huge!!
Gonna need more koreshkov desu pls
>>69263968
lol idiot
>>69263951
>struve learned how to use clinch
HW fucked.
>>69263686
I just realized he's shooting the dude from Lonely Island?
I command you to keep sperging
and then we fucked lol
flyweights look so small next to the refs, it's funny to watch from that perspective
they look like little monkeys or something
>>69264074
Hasn't Struve's only weapon ever been the clinch though?
>>69264046
You just straight up copied that from Youtube, didn't you, you lazy piece of shit?
>>69264144
It's even more ridiculous looking in real life, they're smaller than the ring girls
>>69263738
haha you forgot to Schaub your first because you posted in my thread before this one idiot>>69263698
>>69263977
why does Almeida keep beating up helpless taxi drivers?
>>69264155
it seemed like he was trying to utilize his reach and not rush in in that fight, i think struve 2.0 is going to be better than he was in the past, or at least smarter
>>69264156
totally agree with everything u said buddy for me I just hope lesnars camp has been helping him practice his standup game like defensive work. What I want lesnar to do is let mark go for a huge swing lesnar steps back mark misses and bam take down! and then just ground and pound non stop dont let mark get out and just keep pummeling him with hammer fists. However my dream will come true if lesnar knocks out mark hunt and does a walk off now imagine that!
>>69264144
Flyweight is officially the line where it starts getting into freakshow territory.
The fact that men's strawweight is rapidly gaining traction in Brazil and Asia scares me because the second a few stars emerge in other organisations the UFC is going to implement it.
>>69264160
Mario yamazaki is a giant next to them and he is a manlet lmao
You now remember Ariel Helwani
>>69264197
lol I actually like the youtube comments
they are fascinating sometimes
>>69264038
>nut up jon! i'm tired of waiting on that dick.
>>69263902
Arlosvski got so old
>>69263833
>cain manhandling Brock like a giant toddler
Never seen such an assbeating brock got the big brown pride laid onto him
>>69264280
Also add to that sea level Cain vs healthy pooptract Brock to the memes.
>>69263833
Brock is a can.
>>69264299
he's shaped like a tomato can actually
>>69264212
>muh family were persecuted
>I named my son 'Walter'
>boo-hoo
How far will Eric Koch go?
>>69264223
>jon....
>>69264388
Just shut the fuck up autist holy shit
>>69264388
World Chamo baby, he is the new breed. Those lightweight shave no idea how to deal with him!
>>69264479
How far will Eric Koch go?
genuine question bud
>>69264479
This is an extremely rude post and not necessary.
>>69264506
dude just shut the fuck up already
How long will Alvarez survive against RDA?
>>69264479
>>69264528
get a dog bros
>>69264479
why do you hate the jews?
>>69264543
I've got two dogs
>>69264529
long enough to be on the bad end of a 49-46 UD imo
we'll see though
>>69264572
get another one
>>69264046
fuck you are an idiot
american autist literally ruins entire threads lmao
>>69264583
>5 rounds against RDA's leg kicks
>UD
He could barely deal with Cerrone's leg kicks for 3 rounds. And now he has 10 more minutes on top of that against RDA.
>>69264745
werdum looks like a male brown jodrcek
>>69264768
>jodrcek
is that a soccer player or something
>>69264156
>>69264616
>>69264881
fuk u goof
lads
How far will Eric Koch go?
>best female striker
>looks like she is throwing in slow motion
>>69265188
about 8 inch in your mothers anus
>>69265318
she got beaten 3 times in Muay Thai by Valentina Shevchenko
>>69265188
How do you pronounce "Koch" in America?
>>69264160
God, can you imagine being DJ and getting to call the ring girls up to your hotel room to blow you while you suck on the other one's titties?
>>69265430
Either Koechh (ch not making a k sound) or Coke
>>69265430
Coke
Post more koreshkov pls, dude is gonna smash Rory
>>69265188
fun fact: that character's VA is an actual child
>>69265284
hard cut
>>69264881
Based Wonderbra
>>69263715
terrible
>>69265430
Doesn't Goldie just say "Koach"
I love his hilarious mispronunciations
>CLAWJA GADEYHA
>YO-ONNA YEEEE-IONG-JAY-CHECK
![maximo-blanco-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sayPnRu.jpg "maximo-blanco-2[1].jpg")
>Maximo Blanco
>as brown as they come
wHat
>>69265590
>Matt Brown
>is white as paper
wHat
>>69265620
>>69265590
>Bobby Green
>is black as night
wHat
>>69265631
he would get tapped or wrestlefucked
Holy shit, this fat cunt is also a cuck
>>69265620
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>>69265658
>mma ''''''athletes''''
>best card of the year
>the state of Serra's body
>>69265669
he would still get tapped or wrestlefucked
>>69265674
"I panch the bloke in the heed, and there goes ya fack'n atheticism"
>>69265658
That's hilarious
>ay cuz how are those fish 'n chips
>they're alright mate
>nah boy I want you to describe them to me
>uh salty i gu-
>I SAID DESCRIBE 'EM CUNT
>>69265699
he's the most hateable UFC fighter
>>69265709
Hunto is literally the most likable, you just have a sick obsession hating him. Did an islander fuck your mum or something, m8?
>>69265631
Do you think he picks her up and fucking jackhammers her on his dick?
>>69265709
I dunno, he's like a gimmick. Wouldn't say he's hateable but I don't take him all that seriously.
is the jre from yesterday worth listening to?
>>69265684
still better than yours fatty
>>69265738
i missed it, what was this a reference to?
>>69265870
You're mom and any random guy she can find.
>>69265870
Hayden Panatierre and Wladimir Klitschko
Will you accept Yair as your boy and saviour after he meme-hemes Alex Caceres?
>>69265927
Alex was my boy on TUF, but Yair is an exciting prospect for sure.
>>69263715
>>69263730
>>69263758
autism
>>69265822
Listen and find out yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW_mTW_p5yQ
you took the time out of your day to write all of that at some point
and
to this day, absolutely nobody cares
>>69265927
He already is an exciting prospect
Caceres is a gimme fight imo
yfw this was actually derrick lewis
>>69266288
Right
>>69265684
dude PEDs when we're 50
fucking losers
>>69266359
>mma isn't for homos
it's two men performing sweaty dick punching for 15 minutes
>>69266414
fock you ya fockin cawksucka
>>69266053
it looks like a 14 year old wrote it
>>69266418
dick punching is against the rules 189er
>>69265284
You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon?
I mean really
>>69266414
TRT should be mandatory for anyone over the age of 32.
>>69266414
goof
that's the only time in your life you SHOULD be on PEDs
>>69266564
>>69266565
anyone who takes it is a piece of human trash, on the level of any other drug user or tattooed person
>>69266611
>literally anything for money
>there are people who actually believe that the reason that Clawja has a lower walking around weight is so that she doesn't have to cut so much to fight
She's gonna fucking die in the cage on thursday. Post-USADA Brazilians, not even once.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHd8XRqj0Us/
rate joanna's striking
>>69266611
Is this real?
>>69266634
oh yeah USADA totally nailed her
>>69266595
I hope you enjoy the rogering I'll give your wife with my testosterone enhanced erection.
>>69266652
boxercise tier
>>69266674
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/page/bodyconormcgregor/ufc-fighter-conor-mcgregor-talks-irish-genes-cutting-weight-body-issue-2016
who else really wants claudia to shut joanna up
>>69266564
Just grow old gracefully. Its like oldbags still getting around miniskirts, its sad.
>>69266652
Holy lol I always thought that background were actual lights
>>69266675
>abs larger than her tits
1-800-COME-ON-NOW
>>69266675
I wanna cum-cum on her tum-tum.
>>69266737
You have a choice between getting old and still being able to maintain (or even build) muscle mass, and being able to maybe not die if you fall over.
Pick testosterone. Pick life.
>>69266634
>>69266777
i hope rogan enjoys his heart attack this year
>>69266777
If you are fit and active you literally dont need it. Once you start you have to take it every day for the rest of your life or your balls shrink and you grow tits.
Who /joanna/ here
Claudia hit Joanna after the bell at the end of their first fight and acted like she got robbed, even though Joanna clearly won rounds 1 and 2
>>69266844
>clearly won
>>69266844
I'm cool with either of them winning really.
TUF soured me on Joanna's personality (though she was clearly edited to look like the bad guy in the majority of situations) and did the opposite for Claudia, but it's still a treat to watch Joanna work, not so much for Claudia.
>>69266844
in any TUF championship fight, I pick the fighter that was shat on hardest by the editing. I have yet to be let down.
>>69266841
>If you are fit and active you literally dont need it.
Doesn't matter how active you are, if you have insufficient test you will lose muscle mass.
>>69266611
>same ass as Aisling Daly
>>69266898
>insufficient test
It isnt though.
>>69266812
>>69266841
>steroids are bad m'kay
lmao always funny when retards comment on steroids
>>69266741
me too m8. le mind le blown.
>>69266634
Clawjinha wins this time
>>69266946
take all you want i'll still armbar you in under 1 minute
>>69266946
>roid-monkey detected
>>69266956
>working out 7 days a week to look like that
>>69266946
juicehead lol
>>69266611
>>69266674
>>69267025
>when the five-oh knock during bath time
anders blowing paige the fuck out
>>69263773
delete this
>>69267035
He obviously just watched Jim Jeffries new special.
>tfw brock can't get mark's fat ass down and is left only with his F level striking
>>69267082
i haven't seen it he's funnier than rogan though
>>69264881
wonderboy is so nice
>>69263773
>you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round now
>>69267105
He's amazing. Latest special is Freedumb, on Netflix. I have no idea how he can stand infront of a crowd of Americans, in America, and utterly take the piss out of them and everything they believe in, and be applauded for it. Good stuff.
>>69267105
This is not a high bar.
>>69267086
HUNTO HAS AN EXPRESS TICKET TO SUPLEX CITY
>>69266953
>>69266973
>>69266988
u mirin brah's?
>>69267035
I hope Anders kills himself soon.
>>69267154
>>69267025
>cutting to make 265
>Adan
Just when you thought this kid couldn't be more autistic he starts spamming these posts that look like they were written by a 12 year old
>>69267121
does that have the gun control bit? i don't believe in gun control and it was funny
>>69267121
Because the kind of people in America that like Jim Jefferies are the same people that realize our country is fucked sideways in about 100 different ways. He's very unpopular amongst southerners, but southerners are also notoriously stupid and backwards and their mom, aunt and sister are probably the same person
Rewatched Lawler-Condit yesterday
R1,4 is clearly Condit while 2,5 is Lawler
Question is R3 where almost nothing happens.I would give it to Lawler cause he had a big elbow while Condit landed only some meme kicks
>>69267227
you're a bit late with this nobody cares anymore yiorgos
I wanted sage northcutt to get heemed so bad
>>69267217
He doesn't repeat his material but he does touch upon some responses to his gun control bit as it generated so much attention and turns out he's most known for that bit, than anything else he has done. Talks about some of the hatemail and stuff. Half of it is political comedy and the other half is basically toilet/sex humour but I love it all
>>69267227
Round 3 has always been the controversial round, I also give it to Lawler
>>69264144
>a literal midget gets to fuck olivi
Life is pain.
>>69267082
>>69267105
>>69267121
Who is this guy? Sounds like some good bants desu
who here /claudinha/
>>69267259
she is a midget tho
>>69267265
prolly Jim Jeffries
>>69267265
England's own Jim Jefferies
claudia really turns me on
>>69267265
Aussie comedian, lives in the states. Controversial in that a lot of his comedy is extremely misogynistic and anti-religion but it's very hard to argue with anything he says
part1 of his famous gun control bit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rR9IaXH1M0
>>69266812
Man, I hate Rogan, but can't go too long without a fix either. Perhaps 'Rogaine' is a more fitting monicker than it appears.
>>69267270
Meh, Joanna will win
>>69267308
she looks manly
true fightfus are valerie and karolina
>tfw you will never bodykick valerie after a fight
>>69267259
>>69267308
do you like traps
>>69267308
Those tattoos make me wanna puke.
>>69267227
Same here
Lawler 2,3,5 is the general consensus, aside from a few buttmad conditbabbies
>>69267400
her dad looking old af
>>69267400
hes wearing lifts m8
I feel like there's a 60% chance that Conor carries Dee with him as a public stunt. No one breaks through as a multimillionaire in just two years and stays devoted to his high school sweetheart.
>>69267437
lel
she is minuscule without heels on
>>69267456
did you forget the pic of conair with the 2 slags
>>69267436
>>69267400
>didn't even take his last name
cuck confirmed
>>69267308
>fedor in the background
>unironically not being in love with Claudinha
Literally the gayest thing I've ever heard
>>69267456
he prolly still loves her and she lets him fuck whoever because shes not gonna get any better
Will she make 115?
>>69267489
What was the wardrobe malfunction Letourneau had?
Urijah Faber was bitching about reebok's kits as well
>>69267563
She's got better jitz than anyone else in 135 or 115, it doesn't matter where she lands. THE YEAR OF MACKENZIE BEGINS
>>69267400
>>69267593
Yeah let's see how that slick jitz goes when she gets punched in the face.
>>69267563
I don't get why she's trying to desu
She's a 133 pound BJJ champion
>>69267569
her tits were popping out the top of the top. She should have been wearing a wrist-length rash guard. Everyone in the WBW/SW divisions should be so that this shit isn't a problem.
Eid Mubarak. Be careful, brother.
>>69267620
Aren't jitz weigh ins immediately before the matches like Judo?
>>69267609
>>69267609
>>69267680
10/10
>>69267633
Habeeb to make return soon
Who will he fight
>>69267322
>>69267296
>>69267293
Ta senpaitachi, decent watch
>>69267709
The loser of RDA-Alvarez. The winner will fight Ferguson, and Khabib's next fight will be with the winner of Winner1-Ferguson
>>69267709
He said October, think he wants to get back into training for a while, get his diet adjusted and then do his camp
>>69267680
>>69267620
Yep, you also weigh in with your gi.
>>69267743
This makes sense but I doubt it'll actually play out that way
Conor will decide he wants the 155 belt again or something
>>69267649
>>69267777
Shii, meant to reply to this post.
>>69267743
should be either RDA or Alvarez for 155 belt, or a clear eliminator with Ferguson.
will 200 get a sticky when mandramafags find temporary shelter in heem?
>>69267736
Enjoy lad, I recommend all of his stuff
>>69267843
They'll only show up for the UFC 200 gamethreads, they won't find /heem/ as long as nobody mentions it in the gamethreads
>>69267843
Janitor is a Rondafag and she's not on it so I wouldn't count on it
>>69267843
>browsing heem during events
>>69264113
flat as a board. miesha nip slip when
what did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/benmckelvey/status/750187310067486721
>>69267308
I'd eat her shit.
>>69267926
What the fuck man
https://youtu.be/2pTWu_XBNyM
>>69267195
Literally perfect
When will Rory announce who he's signing with?
who is adan?
>>69267938
Good christ almighty, I already jerked it this hour.
>>69267974
Reckon he is gonski, if he was resigning it would be announced already.
>>69267195
I would like to lube up every single one of those dumbbells and gently insert them in her anus one after another.
