ITT we fix footy
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ITT we fix footy
Different pitches should have genuine gimmicks, like slopes, mounds, jump sections, etc. It'd make away goals mean something when you're scoring them on Atletico's Azerbajan Land of Fire sponsored pitch where the 6 yard box is all hot coals
>>69262816
Have it like tennis where you have grass pitches but also clay and hard pitches, and for some special snowflakes, even carpet pitches.Then we we will "clay specialists" and such.Winning away from home will be such an achievement, like it used to be.
How many balls on this pitch? If it's one it doesn't really do anything different.
Extra time should involve removing players every 10 minutes until a goal is scored
>>69262844
First ones to be removed should be the keepers.
I always liked the idea of 100 or so people teams playing over an entire city, trying to bring 1 or more balls to the other side of the city and score in novelty goals (pic related).
Traffic is entirely halted and streets are closed to pedestrians, except for public transportations, which players are allowed to take.
>>69262843
>special snowflakes
>carpet
You've never got rug burn have you?
>away goals rule
Seriously, Euros. You people come up with the most retarded shit.
M U L T I B A L L
>>69262870
So it's the Brazil Nike advert but across a city with 100 teams?
Would watch
>>69262870
>that thick layer of pollution
>>69262887
coming from the country that invented the NFL overtime rules, that's some kind of nice hypocrisy
>>69262887
Home sides objectively win more often than away sides.
>>69262843
We haz [had?]AstroTurf fields in the US.
Players hate it, turns soccer into pinball, they say.
Kek.
>>69262778
Just play it on La Paz altitude or above
>thin air
>players cannot breathe properly
>ball gets salty as fuck
>>69262883
That sounds like a STD.
>>69262896
I knew the idea came from a commercial but didn't know which, care to link pls?
>>69262968
Oh wait I think I know which one you mean, nah it's older than that, football being played in everyday places is a pretty common ad trope though.
>>69262870
La soule game.
>>69262968
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YePFGhCC7ro
Remove the americans.
>>69262887
Your public is so lethargic that home/away doesnt make a difference.
>that guy never experienced the energy flowing from the "ultras" in home games
>literally the 12th man
How about removing the offside rule? Would we be seeing more goals or not? How do you think the game would change?
>>69263201
Like they even give a heck
>>69262778
>trying to fix the most popular sport in the world
ridiculous
>>69263213
Both teams bus parking and the game becomes long balls and a contest of headers and clearances
>>69262778
rocket league
Three teams is a garbage idea, if there's a favourite or a team that's clearly better than the other two, the two weaker teams will only go against the better team, and the better team losing destroys the sport.
>>69263242
>better team losing ruins the sport
Found the Bayern fan
>>69263255
>weaker team winning doesn't ruin the sport
found the Marxist
>>69263163
Pretty much, I guess.
>>69263168
Oh yeah that was a good one.
Have three halves of 30 minutes each, or half ends when a goal is made, whichever happens first. If no goal is scored in a half, next half ends after two goals or 30 minutes. If a tie in tournament match, move directly to penalty kicks.
>>69263399
>three halves
>>69263399
Ms. Rowling, when did you move to the United States?
Limit the fucking threefolds when a stroke is called, this absolutely ruins even the best rings and yellows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_6d3JBBo4s
>>69262843
Nadal pls
![three-sided-football[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f9fqBYQ.jpg "three-sided-football[1].jpg")
>>69263242
You do know that it actually exists, right?
The winner is not the one that scored the most goals, but the one that condeded the least goals, which causes sides to ally and betray each others several times during a game.
>>69264321
wouldn't that lead to bus parking?
>>69263178
we're already practically not even there
>>69264321
It's probably fun to play it but as a serious competition and something people pay money for it's not a good idea.
>>69264395
it's way harder to park the bus efficiently when 2 teams are allying against 1
>>69263225
but thats how the game is now
>>69264464
Actually, it started as some social experiment, to study the behaviour of the 3 teams. The core of the game and the scoring system is here to cause the teams to ally against one team until one betrays the other and allies with its previous enemy, (rinse and repeat).
>>69264321
Sounds like Risk with 3 players.
>>69264321
>which causes sides to ally and betray each others several times during a game.
It seems Germany has more than 4 WC titles then
>>69262927
And guess what? They play home & away.
>>69265529
that penalty shootout would be fun. we could also have one where the goal is to touch the keeper
>>69265632
http://i.imgur.com/TXEdajQ.gifv
>>69265632
I'd pay to see that.
>mfw the goalie would most likely be a 150cm turbo manlet twink
>>69265529
Some kid would literally die. from a knee to the temple.
Would watch/10.
>>69265529
Please fund it.
>>69263168
>>69262870
Surely you lads are talking about this
http://youtu.be/XTzvMCl4Ses
>>69265529
Holy shit Brazil you did it
>>69263240
This Desi
How about every shot that hits the post gets awarded one quarter of a regular goal. That way a team could win the game with 0.25 - 0 score.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LXiRCCB68E
Objectively better way to do penalty kicks.
Actually demonstrates skill, isn't random, and isn't boring.
>>69267080
The game would obviously continue as usual.
>>69266336
Yes, thank you.
>>69267113
Like hockey. I kinda like it.
>>69262843
the team of my village is the only one in its category to still have a clay pitch
it's our fucking fortress, the lads can defeat anyone in there
>>69262887
>a fucking coin toss
>>69267113
lol wtf do americans actually do that
in an actual league
wut
>>69262778
Enforce the rules.
>yellow for diving
>yellow for kicking/throwing the ball away when the other team has been awarded a free kick or throw in
>yellow+retake if the GK leaves the goal line before the ball has been kicked during a penalty kick
>red for not leaving the pitch as fast as possible when getting substituted
>red for eye gouging
>>69267113
PKs aren't random, and they do take skill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkABFfS7Oak
>>69267113
- Coin toss before the match will not determine which side the team chooses, or which team begins the game, but the winner gets to tickle the other teams captain for several minutes
- A mouse is released on the field every 10 minutes, and if a player steps on the mouse, he's put on time-out for 10 minutes and needs to stay perfectly still where he stepped over the mouse or be punished with a red card
- Referee is allowed to take part in the football action if he deems he could score a cool goal or an exceptionally nice throughpass or such
- During half-time, designated 8 players from the playing line-ups of each team need to stay on field to do a penalty shoot-out competition in case the game ends in a draw to determine the possible winner beforehand
- Both teams are given a single-use whistle which can be used to call a foul at any point during the match
There's a few suggestions to make the "sport" better
Change penalties to what they do in hockey
>>69265029
underrated post
Actual suggestion: Using the same rotation as in tennis tiebreak in penalty shootouts to not give the first team a big advantage by coinflip
>>69267113
>US of A
>>69267113
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
Why do they shove arbitrary shit rules into the beautiful game?
>penalty shootouts at the END of domestic league games
>penalty shootouts from THIRTY FIVE YARDS
>ninety minutes, absolutely no injury time because americans don't know how it works (inaugural years of MLS)
Serious comment here:
give the ref less subjective power
hockey or handball style substitutions, yes this means unlimited subs
the 2 yellow 1 red rule is gone, it's the strictest rule in all of sporting history. Instead two yellow means that player has to be subbed and cannot be put back on
the objectively retarded rule of heading back to keeper being allowed is now gone
passive play foul like in handball, whenever someone does 900 passes without advancing (spain, farcelona et al) then they have to give the ball away
unforced, boring backpedaling play in the style of carrick is now frowned upon and may lead to yellow cards
>>69267355
Not anymore. I kind of wish they did though.
In a perfect world penalty shootouts would not exist, and any knock-out match that ends in a draw would have a re-match at a later date.
We do not live in a perfect world where that can be fit on calendars though.
>>69267840
It's different now, though
>>69267909
This is objectively correct and should absolutely be implemented for big finals of tournaments.
>>69267909
It used to be like that but doing so in major tournaments would lead to players breaking down like nothing.
We have way too many matches 2bh
> In the playoffs, the conference semifinals and conference finals were organized as best-of-three matches series. A shootout win counted as a win. Thus, a team could win two of the three matches by shootout and lose the other match in regulation and still advance to the next round. This was inconsistent with how the teams were rewarded during the regular season when the team with one win would have earned three points, and the team with two wins would have earned only two points.
>>69267909
>>69267950
>>69267952
How about no rematch then? At the end of 90 minutes they do 15 + 15. If it's still a draw they do another 15, and another, and another until someone scores.
>>69268017
Playing for 180 minutes would still break the players and basically be a bye in the next round unless it was in a final where I rematch is a better choice since football is designed to be played for 90 minutes at a time.
Still better than penalties though.
>>69267634
Made me lightly chuckle have a (you)
>>69262778
ITT morons that don't understand that penalties are skill
>>69268105
If they can't win let's say a quarter then they don't deserve to win a semi so it doesn't matter if they're exhausted. I'd pay to watch 22 shit players die of cramps on the pitch, with the one slightly more athletic guy pulling through and scoring over an agonizing keeper.
>>69268151
Throw-ins are a skill but you don't see throw-in competitions used to settle the world cup finals.
>>69265529
I can't breathe this is fucking genius
>>69268017
>>69268105
>>69268158
first, look here >>69268151
second, the time every player plays has to be cut down. Someone ITT wrote about substitutes like in handball and hockey and that's exactly what's needed.
At the end of 90 minutes the england team is brought on and the winners get to beat the shit out of them
>>69268195
Don't take everything so seriously Werner
>>69267870
>"Is now frowned upon and may lead to yellow cards"
The swift hammer of Soccer justice. This limp wristed approach to the sport is why I can't watch 25 mins of rolling around feigning injury, 60 minutes of your defenders passing the ball around aimlessly and 5 minutes of action or "football" as you call it. I watched a couple of the Euro games and EVEN THE ANNOUNCERS WERE SAYING HOW TERRIBLE THE GAMES WERE. They were lamenting the game went to extra time because it was so boring. And this is a sport I'm supposed to start watching? Fuck Outta Here.
>>69268195
This. Just allow 3 subs per every 15 min period.
Official Things That Would Improve Soccer Power Rankings
1. Each team has a week to fortify their half of the field. They get shovels and basic construction equipment to build trenches/traps/etc.
2. Animals are released onto the field gladiator style
3. Hockey style substitutions
4. The ball explodes randomly
5. Proper cock stoppages
6. Add two more balls
7. Proper Stadia with retractable roofs
8. Include Diving Judges from the olympics. Best dive of the match is the first tiebreaker in case of a 0-0, 1-1 tie.
9. Forced drug injections. 10 Players must take HGH/steroids/Amphetamines before the games. 1 Player must take LSD
10. Players are hooked up to electroshock with the other team controlling the shocks. You get 5 High level shocks per match and 10 normal shocks
11. Land Mines
12. Goal Line technology
13. Sexy Cheerleaders
9001. play it how it is played now
90001. Advertisement breaks
>>69268352
>Sexy Cheerleaders
/thread
ITT morons that have never taken a penalty in their life and think it requires "skill" to score one
>>69268352
>5. Proper cock stoppages
I have no idea what this means but sounds god.
>>69268352
>Sexy Cheerleaders
liked, commented and subscribed
If soccer had playoffs instead of their retarded format they have now, teams would play harder. Especially if the top teams get a bye and home field advantege for the rest of the playoffs, would make the whole season more competitive because everyone would be motivated to win.
>german humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N95b49tAmmw
>>69262778
I like this field
>>69268445
>If soccer had playoffs instead of their retarded format they have now, teams wouldn't give a fuck for the first 82 games
Fixed.
>>69268449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAsgOhQvvcE
>link related is better
Shit quality tho
why more slug
1-slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2-the snail use the shell beacause is a fucking faget.
3-snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4-shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5-some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6-your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7-if you trow the slog on the wall, the wall will go up.
8-trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
9-slug at mate willl make a slimecord. the snail will show dribble.
10-all slug are hermaphrodite. snail is too but because faget
11-slug is the name of a bullet. snail means it is slow.
12-slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13-slug didn't needed an upgrade. slug is perfect
>>69268493
Playoffs made college football way better, and I think everyone can see how much better our pro football is than your soccer. Notice how all of our sports have playoffs and are infinitely more exciting during the season than soccer?
>>69267840
Because Americans can't handle ties between two teams.
>>69268566
Is that way they consider 1-1 draw a win?
>>69268500
Why banan a is more banana -
1 : is so good and yellow
2 : good for eating
3 : a spider can make it a home
4 : yellow is color of GOLD, oragne doesnt exist in mineral
5 : you can throw it, slip and make cartoon 1976
6 : is MORE better than apple
7 : is good for smothie
8 : child friendly
9 : look like panis ; not gay, panis is sign of dominant and superior "women do not have panis and they stupid" - abraham L.
10 : orange is grow on trees. Banana is trees too but bananas is not a fucker
>>69262778
>play a slow simplistic game on 18 square kilometers of grass that somehow impresses drunken 3rd world meatheads
>exciting
You can't fix 'footy' it's permanently fucked.
>>69268419
Just because you humiliated your little cousin in a shoot out doesn't mean it's easy at all levels.
>>69265529
Came here for this
>>69268595
1: Apple is green and other colours but more than fruits
2: Juicy but hard: how is that?
3: Good source of apple juice: see 2^
4: Can be sliced for convenience in today's busy World
5: Nobs for standing
>>69268151
They're skill but they're boring and basically don't reward the team that plays better football.
>>69268445
They do int he only competitions that matter (CL, WC and continental cups)
>>69262816
This is the most american post on soccer I've ever read yet the flag makes no sense.
>>69265529
dying laughing at this, how have I not seen it before?
>>69265529
>do not steal
Mother
Fucking
Multiball
>>69265505
Where 1 > 1, apparently.
>>69265529
>all 5 PKs taken at the same time
DO IT!!
>>69265529
OH MY GOD MY FUCKING SIDES I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
OFSDKIOFJKAISD
THE PANALTIESIDSF
pic related
play your joker, score within 5 minutes, goal counts double
>>69267113
The game is and has always been about getting buckets
>>69267113
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>69279806
YES.
All the players have guns and can shoot the others to stop a goal or get past a defender
I remember going to a Football 7 friendly tournament. Only 7 players for team, only using half of a normal football pitch, aand no offsides.
The 4 biggest teams of Santiago (Colo Colo, Universidad de Chile, Universidad Católica and Unión Española) were playing at the same time and the ball from one match would fall in the other match
>>69267113
To be honest there is nothing wrong with this. If this was the way it was originally done and Americans started doing normal penalty kicks everyone would be giving them shit for that too.
>>69268544
CFB Playoffs are somewhat of an equivalent to the Champions League.
Each country's best teams go to a tournament to see who's the best since you don't get to play very often against teams from those other leagues. If you won more games than the rest of your teams in your conference (or in their case, league) you are considered the best in that conference. The only real difference is that you play against the teams in that conference once per season, which somewhat makes it a little biased towards home games. Also, if their leagues had playoffs, you would see different teams winning the league instead of who won the most games in that season, for example:
>Arsenal, they have a habit of doing good against top teams yet shitting the bed against minnows
>Sevilla, for their ridiculous home advantage that can beat just about every team on the planet
>>69265029
You mean Italy
I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2uk9u7jb78
But seriously:
Video refereeing is needed for penalties, offside and violent conduct. The referees are constantly undermined and contradicted by video replays on the big screens in the stadia. Why don't they make the technology work for them instead?
Leagues break ties using goals scored before goal difference to encourage attacking play.
No more extra-time. It's a waste that unnecessarily tires players during knock out competitions.
Bring back the straight knockout format in the Champions League without the away goals rule. I don't want to see anymore listless group stage thrashings like Barca reserves vs some minnows from Romania.
>>69280085
Oh Chile, thanks for your poor people stories
>>69263201
>what is college basketball
College basketball has the biggest home field advantage in the world of sports. College football does have that to a lesser extent but go to a college basketball game then talk french fgt
>>69268352
all of these + each game lasts 8 hours
>>69262778
I played a soccer game like this once in high school
It was fun af
>Land mines
Not enough to kill a guy, just takes his foot/leg off
>Exploding balls
Sort of like a grenade but on a minutes rather than seconds timer
>Closed pitch like hockey rinks
So you can't kick the ball out when it's about to explode and thus are incentivized to kick it at an opponent
>GK can assault players in the box
Because they're special little princesses
>Knocking players down is worth .1 of a goal
Diving solved! No using the arms tho.
>20 minute thirds with 10 minutes interval
You want them fresh and running about
>Losing side sacrifices a random man
Because you want them to earn their pay.
>>69262778
for the next euro, we keep 24 teams but remove the "3rd best" rule and have a round of 12, then a round of 6 and the last 3 teams play on this pitch. that could be fun
>>69272991
>basically don't reward the team that plays better football.
No
Fuck off
Football is decided by moments not by "who played better"
GTFO with that faggotry,that would fucking ruin the nature of the sport entirely
>>69264321
Nice
>>69283544
>that would fucking ruin the nature of the sport entirely
I don't even know what you're talking about. I hope you're not saying penalty kickouts are the essence of football. Either way take a chill pill Valon.
Also penalties are pretty much not moments of football.
>>69280555
I love that the kids' team actually has a coach. Doesn't look like they're listening to him one bit.
Have the audience vote "Which is your favorite team playing today?" and then award the winner of the vote an extra point.
Each team gets a gun with one bullet. They can give it to whatever player they want.
>>69268262
>that guy with the tazer
lmao
>>69262778
I have an idea.
How about.
A three-point line.
>>69262870
That's kind of what football started as
>>69284199
Dubs confirm this will happen
