say it with me, spuh
HOOOOSAAAAY MOREEEENO
>>69262642
>le blame the players and get sacked man
>>69262642
//LIFELONG HERE//
Can't wait to see how Zlatan copes with the PL
how longs he gonna last lads?
Crashing this club
HOSSAAAAAAAAAAAAY BAAAABBBY
>First presser as the MU manager
>Already firing shots at Wenger
When will these two fuck already?
United fans are all manchildren
You go girl!
Show dem faggots in the EL!
>>69262686
Riddle me this, What color is Manchestet?
He looks excited to be fired in two years
>>69262642
God he looks like his soul has been sucked out of him in this pic.
>>69262686
>not the ring ring faggot
bullshit
>>69262757
Are those the new United Fans?
Rooney BTFO.
>"My pass is also amazing with no pressure"
Looks like Rooney will be rotated with Zlatan and Mkhi.
the lettering looks like shit. and that chevrolet logo is pure cancer.
>>69262829
Jesus that was cathartic. I was afraid he'd fall for the Rooney in the midfield meme.
Martial----Rooney-----Miki
---------------Ibra
When Rooney shows himself to be shit there he'll be dropped too. THANK YOU BASED MOU
>>69262829
Rppney is DED
“There are many jobs on the field. The most difficult to find is one to put the ball in the net. It is normal that a player at his age will change a little bit. One thing that will never change is his natural appetite to put the ball in the net. Maybe he is not a striker, not a No9 anymore. But with me he will never be a No6, playing 50m from goal. Yes, his passing is amazing but mine is also amazing without pressure. Many players have a great pass, but to put the ball in the net is the most difficult. He will be a No9, a No10, a No9.5 but never a No6 or a No8.”
>>69262829
yep haha
>not a no.6 or even a no.8 he will be a 9,10 or 9.5
no more Rooney midfield
https://twitter.com/danielstorey85/status/750275569074499584
>Rooney actually thought he was assured a midfield place
BTFO
T
F
O
EPL is shit, I understand Football because I'm Brazilian.
>>69262800
both Manchester clubs are cancer
>"I am where i want to be. United are a CL club and they have been under achieving in the last years. I never hide behind philosophies, there's no such thing as aiming for the top four or CL qualification. The aim is to win matches. We're obviously not going to win every trophy but that's what we want, this is our desire, to win every game.
I have nothing to prove to anyone, there are other managers who have won nothing in the last decade. I'm going to approach this job aggressively and that's what i'll demand from my players. I won't tell them to improve on last season because this means that we'll be content with fourth place. And we will never be content with that.
We'll bring reinforcements for four positions in the first team, we already bought three players and we're waiting for the fourth addition. I prefer specialists in each position to multi-positional footballers. The latter can play a role during an injury crisis but they're not what i'm looking for.
It's not Guardiola vs Mourinho. The competition in England is fierce and there are more than two or three clubs going for the title. When it was Barca vs RM, you could say it was also Pep vs Jose. This isn't the case in England, so i will focus on my team and respect all my opponents.
>I have promoted 49 academy players in my career. When you're fighting for all major trophies it's not easy to play youngsters continuously. Most times academy players are given first team football because of the injury crises. My teams don't have many injuries and therefore whenever i promote a young player it's because i believe in him and not because i have no one else to use.
>I'm not the reason Giggs left the club. Giggs wanted the job i got and this was the decision of the board and the owners. The club was willing to offer him any other job within the club but he declined. I found myself in the same position when i was an assistant at Barcelona. I had a secure job but i decided to leave because i wanted to become a first manager too. I wish Ryan the best and maybe he will make the owners consider him for the job in the future.
>I respect SAF and all the other legends of the club. I will speak with him and i will ask for his advice but in the end i will do what feels right for me.
>Rooney is not a midfielder. He can be a #9, a #10 or a #9 1/2 but he's not a #6 or an #8. A good pass, especially without pressure, doesn't make you a midfielder".
lel when was the last time Mou played up to date football?
2011?
>>69262922
define up to date, Hans
So we can deduce from Mou's comments that if Rooney isn't performing with scoring and creating goals, he'll be benched. Thank fuck. United have been shoehorning for far too long. Even in Fergie's last couple years he was doing it too much. Lead to a lot of disjointed performances.
>Rooney is not a midfielder. He can be a #9, a #10 or a #9 1/2 but he's not a #6 or an #8. A good pass, especially without pressure, doesn't make you a midfielder"
ROONEY BTFO
bench confirmed
>>69262879
£40 million bid from some Chinese club pls.
His time here is done now, especially with Mou seeing through this midfield bullshit.
More like Mouchester Mounited haha!
how many games before a rant about >muh refs?
im saying 8
>mouyes
>>69262922
>still this butthurt over Inter beating Buyern in 2010
LOL
>>69262829
>the days of Rooney's shitty crossfield balls to Valencia are finally over
im crying
>>69262922
When he won the league by a large margin the season before with Chelski, you retarded kraut
>>69262858
Yesss
Fuck rppmey's meme pass to the right wing.
>>69262979
I really really like those frogs
So he made it obvious he wants Pogba huh?
Pogba is HAPPENING
I don't really care about the price tag. Pogba is a player Mou has been wanting for years, so he clearly sees something in him.
I liked seeing Pogba in a slighty deeper role vs Iceland. I think he's capable of dictating play there.
>Tfw the run in to last season was respectable and comfy as fuck
>Tfw this cunt is back and already throwing out his "hilarious" bantz for Talksport to endlessly gush over
Hopefully Schneiderlein can return to his Southhampton form under Jose. People forget that he used to be a box-to-box midfielder before he met Van Gaal. And if the rumours are correct about Jose wanting to play a 433, then Herrera will definitely benefit.
Martial_____Zlatan______Mkhi
___Pogba__Schneid__Herrera
>Mouyes is back
Can't wait for the train wreck and storming out of press conferences over MUH CONSPIRACIES
>>69263133
First season will be happy go lucky times.
You will never escape the Rooney anchor. He is too beloved in asia for Mouyes to risk benching him.
Conte, Kloop, Pep, Mou, Wenger, Ranier and Pochettino.
All these managers will be trying to win the title. Inevitably though Wenger n Pochenttino will choke again. Who's your choice for the manager who will come out on top and who would you want to see win?
Believe - Mou
Want - Conte, Kloop or Ranier.
>>69262941
But isn't it a fucking waste? They play Rooney because they pay the cunt so much every week. Imagine having that trash just sitting on the bench eating your yearly wage.
>>69262642
I have nothing to say.
>>69263282
Rooney will be gone by next summer. Mou is just laying the foundations now.
>>69263238
Hopefully he fucks off to Asia :')
>>69263282
If Rooney had any fire left in him, he'd take the benching as a sign to improve. If not, he'll sit on the bench and probably demand another transfer request. Sell the cunt to China if needs be.
>>69263239
guardiolel will win all domestic titles
>>69263304
>>69263297
I get you that makes sense. I'm excited to see Zlatan come in but i also feel like he's destined to fail being this old coming into the EPL. Do you think that United will keep the kids or will Jose off any youngins?
>>69262757
No, he meant EL, Europa League.
>>69263339
The likes of Rashford, Fosu-Mensah, Borthwick-Jackson and Lingard will stay and get playing time. I really hope Varela gets game time too, he's very underrated imo.
With the squad already quite thin I doubt many will get sold. Blackett will probably get sold, McNair and Wilson probably on loan.
>>69262829
b-but Danny higginbotham said on Sky that they should play 4-2-3-1 with Rooney and Carrick holding!
>>69263311
Silva or aguero to win Player of the year if they do.
>>69263339
>he's destined to fail being this old coming into the EPL.
I find it strange that anyone is saying this. The standard of the league has been nose diving since 2009. You don't have to be a great striker to score lots of goals in the current PL. Harry Kane being top goal scorer should tell you everything. Zlatan scored 50+ last season including 3 goals in 4 games against Man City and Chelsea.
>>69263464
because people still fall for the "high intensity EPL, cold day at stoke meme"
If you're good technically you'll thrive in the eplel playing against cavemen like Ryan Shawcross every week.
>>69263464
>Harry Kane being top goal scorer should tell you everything
kane works, moves and runs hundred times more than zlatan does
>Zlatan scored 50+ last season
most of them while being the centerpiece of a team completely above its competition and in a league with 1.5 factor (liga, premier and bundes have a 2 factor) which means those goals are worth less
>>69263018
He said up to date football. Hoofball isn't up to date, it's the oldest shit in the book.
>>69263704
Good thing Mou doesn't do hoofball then
>>69262642
>our proud traditions of trusting the manager and bringing academy players into the team
>literally hire a mercenary that will make you into chelski 2.0
>>69263478
Coincidentally, Ibra ruined Shawcross's national team career after the friendly where he scored 4.
>>69263729
>Mou never plays young players
I'm not a fan of his but this is complete bullshit.
>>69263801
I said academy players, not young players, fuck young players.
>>69263578
Kane isn't half the player that Zlatan is. Current PL defences gift goals to half decent strikers. That 2005-2010 standard is gone now.
We are back lads.
------Ibra-----
Martial--Rooney--Mikhi
----Herrerra--Schniederlein
Shaw--Baily--Smalling--Darmian
------De Gay-----
Tell me this is not a league winning team
>>69263729
49 players
I can show it to you if you like, Breivek
>>69264154
Rooney OUT. Pogba IN.
Mou seemed pretty confident about getting him.
>>69264154
It would look better with Pogba in Herrera's spot.
>>69264154
That's not a league winning team
>>69264154
That is not a league winning team.
>>69264204
>Poopba
>good
>>69264204
Pogba to united will never happen because 1. It will make us look stupid. 2. Pogba will have better offers and I doubt he would want to come back to United anyway.
Fuc you manu, hopes Ibra will crash your team in CL by walking the slowest possible during 94 minutes
>>69264219
Go eat some potato, my man. Mourinho will undoubtedly lead us to glory. Players respect him and he has all history to back his ambitions.
I feel sad for Blind, though. Looks like LVGs adopted son might be out the door because Mou said he prefers specialists, and only god knows what Blind`s speciality is.
>>69263374
I really hope Lingard burns in hell tbqh desu
reminder that in 20 days mouyes and poop have a '''''''''''''friendly''''''''''''' and will try to destroy each other
>>69264273
It's happening. Real and Barca can't afford him.
i cant believe the delusion of some man u fans, how can you not see rooney shouldnt even be in the squad? hes fucking shite
>>69264406
>I really hope Lingard burns in hell tbqh desu
t. Crystal Palace and le Dancin' Pardew
>>69264513
Yeah, I think its just nostalgia thats keeping him at Man U. He had one season with 20+ league goals, and suddenly he is seen as this messiah. He might be past it, but Mourinho has always liked him and will persist with him at least for a season. I believe he is one of the main reason England did so poorly in the Euros. He was constantly demanding and hogging the ball with no end product slowing the team down full of youth and pace.
His 20+ league goals were in that season where he was heading in all the goals from Valencia`s crosses. Maybe all the heading has damaged his brain and made him even more retarded.
I hope he sells schweinsteiger to a rural turkish club
>jose at his new office
>>69262642
It just feels wrong, he should be with Madrid or Chelsea.
>cunte
>mouyes
all we need is the return of moyes lads
>>69264753
>burger talking about football
Mou has always coveted the united job. Even when SAF was there, there were talks about him succeeding him. Thats why he never spoke a bad word about united and SAF. He even went as far as to say “the best team lost” when he beat United with Chelsea. He never fucking does that.
>>69264753
>Madrid
don't need him
>Chelsea
he already got released twice from there
>>69264799
>He even went as far as to say “the best team lost” when he beat United with Chelsea
Wasn't that after he knocked United out of the CL with Madrid?
>>69264784
What the fuck, this should be the new JUST haircut
>>69263239
I'd like Klopp to win it, the only problem is that means Liverpoop wins it, and scouser delusion will skyrocket
>>69264753
Chelsea kind of fucked him over by collecting players for Poop (ball-controlling manlets) before 2013 and then invinting him instead of Poop and then firing him after all of the plans for a long-time manager. Of course, failing the season was his own fault.
>>69264784
How did he get his hair back lads?
>>69264799
I'm not saying that Mourinho didn't want the job, only that it just feels wrong to see him managing United. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's all the red?
>>69264911
Transplant. First transplant failed, second worked, I think second was in the same clinic Rooney went to.
>>69264911
Probably Finasteride+transplants
>>69264930
wow
He has fabulous hair, I didn't know they could make transplants of this quality.
Why didn't Rooney do the same instead of the shitty hair job he got?
Ibra
Martial Herrera Mickey
Pogba "Wesley" Sneidjerlin
Shaw Smalling Eric.B Darmien
Dave
Just give us the fucking title now!
>>69264864
yeah lel. i got them from the italy germany game thread. there is 1 more
>>69265100
>>69264864
>>69264980
Conte isn't nearly as hideous as rppmey. It kinda helps with the perception.
>>69265070
I don't know about winning the title, but that team will still be in competition for it until the last week. No weaknesses, except Darmian's offense.
Honestion question: Does any of you heritage supporters/life long fans wish that your club was less "pleb", like it's literally the club with the most clueless plastic fans. Whenever someone says theyre are manu fan you just immediately thnik theyre not that in to football , maybe its gotten better since you've sucked latetly? Idk i just feel like if i were a manu fan i'd have to constantly defend it
>>69264838
It was. The match with the Nani red card.
>>69264980
Not the same clinic after all, it's Canadian Hasson and Wong. https://youtu.be/MApqj8oxlKc Fun facts:
>Fiorentina fans chanted "your hair is more fake than the money in Monopoly
>in Russia, he's known as "the wig" among calcio enthusiasts
>[Rooney] will be a No9, a No10, a No9.5 but never a No6 or a No8.”
well, thank fuck.
yes, back down in the standings LOLOLOL
London is red lads #GGMU
Man U already increasing our standings in the stock market, lads.
He is our lord and the saviour.
>>69265490
lol, didn't know that clubs made ipos
sounds like it's mayhem in post-defeat volatility
>>69262941
ahahah what the fuck is that lineup, did they win that match?
>>69265591
>>69265647
It wasn't the 8-2 Arsenal game. It was an FA Cup game versus Arsenal from the season before that United won comfortably 2-0.
Fergie had perfected taking the piss out of Wenger by the end of his tenure.
>>69265647
>>69265591
No that was the 2-0 FA Cup quarter final win. Fabio and Rooney scored.
>>69265550
Gotta pay those debts somehow, lad. Brexit fucked manu shares a little bit, but with the appointment of Mourinho and PL receiving more funds with each passing season, I can only see it going up.
![32E83E5700000578-3526741-image-a-21_1459960512032[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qD8q9JJ.jpg "32E83E5700000578-3526741-image-a-21_1459960512032[1].jpg")
>United fans last year
"Haha look at the state of Chelsea, Mourinho's finished"
>United fans this year
"BASED MOURINHO IT'S OUR YEAR LADS"
>>69264204
>Christopher Smalling
>title winning team
>>69264273
>1. It will make us look stupid
It will make Fergie and David Gill look stupid, neither of them are in those roles now
>>69265842
>liverpool last year
irrelevant
>liverpool this year
irrelevant
>>69265912
Fergie is Man United, you daft cunt.
>>69265842
>Liverpool fans in 2016
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2015
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2014
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2013
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2012
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2011
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2010
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2009
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2008
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2007
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2006
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2005
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2004
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2003
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2002
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2001
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 2000
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1999
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1998
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1997
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1996
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1995
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1994
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1993
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1992
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1991
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1990
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1989
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>Liverpool fans in 1988
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1987
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1986
"It's our year la'"
>Liverpool fans in 1985
"It's our year la'"
>>69265223
You're supposed to support the club of your town.
If Zhong from Shenzhen wants to bandwagon my club, that's fine, it means more money for >us. But none of the real local fans are affected by it.
Sure, it's a bit cringeworthy to see all these people suddenly "supporting" PSG here (they weren't that vocal 10 years ago), but who would they support otherwise?
>>69264154
They will probably choke
>>69265223
good post
>>69265940
>le class of 92
>muh history
no wonder man utd have been so bad recently
>>69262661
3 yrs
>>69265950
good to hear Mou is going to force Rooney to get back to scoring goals
fuck his shitty Scholes impression
>>69265950
>still the most successful british team
>>69265950
could almost be mistaken for a gooner
>>69263153
The first two seasons. Always
>>69262642
Mourinho family back to England u mean?
>>69262642
I don't think Mourinho has never not won anything so at least you got that going for you.
Manure is a garbage overhyped club with shit players
