>be french cafe owner
>Set up outdoor seating for customers to enjoy drinks in nice weather
>Announcement that the city your cafe is in will have a euro 2016 game
>Expect nice foreigners to enjoy drinks at your cafe
>Game day
>A mob of angry fans come over and throw your chairs and tables ruining your business
JUST
To be fair chairs and light weight tables made for great artillery in the great battles of the 2016 euros
>Euro 2016
>Not Chair Throwing Championship 2016
Has anybody got that vocaroo audio file?
>ay mayne
>cassillas mayne
>>69260488
>all the replies are British and Russian flags
Absolute mad men, etc.
>>69260488
It sucks but insurances will cover it.
>>69260488
>France
>Summer of 2016
>nice weather
Its rainning erry day there nigger
>>69260488
>expect nice foreigners to enjoy drinks in your cafe
Their fault for being so naive. The moment Eastern Europeans, Italians and English were drawn in the city they should have known what was coming
>>69263337
>Italians
y tho
>>69263337
you mean English.
Its always the english.
they should take example on their Irish neighbors.
>>69260488
I'd like to chill in a Cafe at the south coast right now desu. Livin the dolce vita senpai.
>>69260488
>nice weather
>euro 2016
>>69263337
> Italians
> Eastern Europeans
Don't try to fool us, Archibald. As soon as England was kicked out, everyone felt relieved.
>>69263003
iirc it was in response to the freeze frame mene, if you look in the archive it should be there
>>69263594
welsh behave themselves like proper rugby fans. the english are inbred hooligans.
>>69263594
not like Russia and Croatia had the biggest chimpouts or anything
>>69266029
Russia doesn't really count as Europe and the Croatia occurrence was explained a million times here.
Face it, there are no bigger subhumans than the English fans
>be french cafe owner
>Set up outdoor seating for customers to enjoy drinks in nice weather
>A mob of angry English fans come over and throw your chairs and tables that you got for free through liquor sponsorships
>Proceed to use every single chair, table and ashtrays as weapons against the English invader
>It was a good day
