You are hitting the showers after a tough game with your bros. Which setting do you choose?
4 to clean all the semen on my face after playing soccer
>>69258337
Wide+center jet. Gotta have max volume over the max area.
>>69258460
>not having a BBC as your shower head aggressively spraying semen
>>69258337
5
anything else is gay
>>69258507
>>69258534
my dark skinned friends
>>69258460
exquisite post
4ever
>>69258337
>not playing with the zozzle nozzle to test out all the different settings and their effects on your body, mind and prostate
ISHYGDDT
anything other than 1 is incorrect
you niggas need to reevaluate your hygienic habits
>>69258337
I never really thought about it, but I think I go 5 or 1 if given the choice.
>>69258689
1 is the limp dick version of 5. Do you enjoy limp dicks?
>>69258337
why on earth would anyone not pick 5 when given all the options?
Wide+jet is best choice
Do all high school athletes really shower together? Seems pretty unnecessary
>>69258832
Sometimes I switch to the higher pressure mode if my back itches
>>69258897
You didn't? Totally nohomo since all the semen washes off before you go dry off and head to math class.
>>69258337
>not using an extendable shower head for easier access to the anus area to clean any anal leakage
It's like you guys have never had male sport bonding time in the showers
>>69258897
no, they wait in line
what do you think you fucking aspie
>>69258337
1 because i'm not a fruity footballer.
>>69258990
>>69258897
we weren't allowed to shower in my high school
A few years before I got there they sealed off the shower room because there were too many people doing drugs in there during lunch
>>69258897
HAHA TIME FOR BRO JOBS
the one with the most pressure of course
i guess 5? or 2?
1 seems too vanilla
3 seems pointless
4 seems too faggy
>>69258337
4
Shit feels good hitting your body after a hard days work.
>>69259034
Argentinians can't handle pressure
>>69259057
it's sad because it's true
>>69259049
4 is only good for washing your butthole, nothing more
>>69258897
did you ever play sports in high school?
we measured our dicks all the time , sometimes the teacher would help us by taking out a tape measure , just lay our dicks on the measure and he'd hold it in place
every month we measure to see if we grew
anyone that got hard was instantly gay but it was just bantz
>>69258897
in 4 years of playing football, I only showered once and that was after a 4AM practice before classes
1 + 4 for the anus
setting #4 with a handheld showerhead is the GOAT for butt hygiene
