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Europa League Qualifiers prestakes pls edition
UAC Group closed sub edition
>Helpful links
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>>>69256756
pmsl, close enough lad
>>69256780
Is it Euan?
Is tomorrow going to be decent lids
>>69256788
Getting colder
How old is everybody in here?
How much do you bet per week?
Are you fat or skinny?
What else do you guys do besides betting?
Are you a virgin?
>>69256823
Yes
Yes
Maybe
Yes
No
>>69256823
Don't see how any of that is your business
>How old is everybody in here?
22
>How much do you bet per week?
0
>Are you fat or skinny?
Skinny
>What else do you guys do besides betting?
Shitpost here
>Are you a virgin?
Fortunately not
>>69256780
The shelf-stacking homosexual who tried to force himself as a meme?
Need o1.5 in Colorado
>>69256823
20.
About 1k
Decent build. Gym 3 times a week.
Shagging.
See above.
>>69256850
I'm just trying to know more about the people of /bet/... ;_;
>>69256857
T. Hass
>>69256823
24
~$25,000
Skinny
Study, get drunk, have sex
See above
>>69256859
B I N G O
I
N
G
O
>>69256726
nth for pay me since I gave a FREE tip
>>69256788
Offended you think I would even possibly have such a disgraceful bio.
>>69256823
20
5-10k
skinny
nothing pmsl
no
>>69256859
You forgot to mention genuine cuck.
>>69256823
>How old is everybody in here?
Do you want a mean or median?
>How much do you bet per week?
1000 NOK
>Are you fat or skinny?
Don't subscribe to traditional body-shaming labels kthnxbyeeeeeee
>What else do you guys do besides betting?
>implying
>Are you a virgin?
No
>>69256823
25, £500 a week, built, hovering between constipation and diarrhea, no.
How fucked am I?
>>69256823
>20
>About 500
>Neither. Gym 3 times a week. I'm a beast.
>Shagging. Play tennis. Read.
>Implying
>>69256823
42
500 Euros
Built
Study Jewish scriptures
No, I'm married.
>>69256930
Was he?
>>69257066
>No-one's a virgin
>Everyone's 'built'
>>69257088
I very much hope you're >meme and this isn't true
>>69257111
Love that image. Jezza Clarkson is a leg.
>>69257097
Kept going back to his bird who was cheating on him
>all these fatties saying built
pmsl
>>69257088
>he fell for the marriage meme
WEW
E
W
>>69257132
Makes sense. Not sure why he tripped
>>69257127
What in particular about it troubles you?
>>69257153
It's part of becoming a man.
Will Berdych hold on to win ?_?
ffs
who else waiting for america to hit evens?
>>69256823
25
~10k in the last week
fat
lift,work,drink,fuck
no
>>69257179
>42
Bit old for 4chan?
>married
V v odd. Women are but leeches. They just want shelter protection and money.
>>69257179
I'm sure the wife's kids are proud of you
>>69257179
This Albania's new proxy?
Anyone use Unibet? What's the fastest way to get my money out? Got £500 I need to withdraw and need it by Friday evening
>>69257297
Getting married is -EV yo
>>69257297
>Bit old for 4chan?
I don't think age limits can be put on vibrant communities such as 4chan.
>V v odd. Women are but leeches. They just want shelter protection and money.
And yet it's very important to produce good and strong offspring to carry on your genes.
>>69257298
Since my wife and I both share our kids, I'm sure she is.
>>69257362
I'm not sure what you're trying to say, cheap Turk.
>>69257376
big night out planned?
absolute #LAD ;)
>>69257408
Talking a lot of sense here to be honest. Could use a father figure around these parts. Thanks Dad
>>69257445
I've got enough fatherly love to share around these parts.
>punt a player in the balls
>no card
Oooook Orlando, that's cool
>>69257408
>Fell for the offspring meme
When she leaves you for some 20 year old fuck boy, you'll see the error. All she offers is "love" and a vagina
>>69257516
>I've never been in a stable relationship
>i browse /r9k/
>I'm ugly
>I believe in the friendzone
Learning a lot about you lid
>>69257516
We've been together for 22 years now, I'm sure we'll be able to double that.
>>69257543
Nothing I've said translates into that but nice deflecting.
>>69257547
AWALT.
It's time lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeHvQxKYaw
>>69257543
>42
>still browses 4chan
Learning a lot about you lid
>>69257568
>different flag
It must be the same person! Jesus you're dumb.
>>69257567
I had to google your "AWALT" acronym and I have to disappoint you. My wife isn't like any other and she's a devout Jewish woman who won't cheat. Sorry that you've been corrupted by modern society, but good women are still out there.
>>69257586
kek clicked the wrong post
>>69257625
Good luck buddy. You're a decent guy anyway. Nice to have you around.
>>69257651
Thanks, appreciated.
Need Dallas to score one more goal in order to break even tonight
>>69257268
>waiting for america de cali to hit evens
>finally does, go to stake
>drunk, suicidal ex calls
>pick up the phone, they immediately score
just fuck me senpai
>>69257692
I need Colorado to score.
>>69257705
>still talking to an ex
pmsl for what reason.
>>69257713
oh thank god, now if the Colorado game can get just 2 goals I'll be up
>>69257692
>>69257713
Need both of these desu.
>>69257760
Same, predicted a win for Dallas, Colorado and LA. Dallas is doing its job so far, confident about LA, just Colorado needs to get its act together to be honest.
>>69257748
What kind of autist doesn't answer the phone when someone calls them?
>>69257757
post Dallas slip
>>69257801
>predicted a win for Dallas, Colorado and LA
Exactly what I did.
I'm a slave for them accas.
Need the score lines to remain the same or I will be so DAC today
>>69257806
If I don't know anyone from the city calling me I sure as fuck don't answer. Especially if it's from Connecticut. I'm kinda avoiding someone from there
wtb
>>69257855
Colorado once they hit @3. Late winner for them
Lets play a game of guess the trip
>>69257809
Also got some small bets on Ladbrokes for over 2.5 on this game and Dallas winning; so even with my previous loss I should be up about £50 odd quid.
If the Colorado game can get 2 goals in it, I'll be up £600
>>69257885
Some cunt I don't care about.
I already know I won, no need to reply.
>>69257849
fuck did you did out in Connecticut?
>>69257907
>this bankroll management
PMSL
>>69257923
This, it's getting boring now
>>69257885
lel, I don't even know where I would have posted that
>>69257935
Never been to Connecticut, however, someone from there has been looking for me for at least 2 years
If Colorado doesn't win tonight, this bagel will get thrown out of a window.
>>69257997
what'd you do?
>>69257907
You fucking people betting £500 just like that.
£20 is a big bet for me.
Fucking rich fucks.
NEED Colorado goal like I need AIR.
>>69258025
Would rather not say. Also, what the fuck is this shit?
>They didn't get on the Jamaica Tallawahs when they were @1.875
>>69258031
We all started at the bottom and now we're here.
>>69257968
What's wrong with it? That was 20% of my entire bankroll.
>>69258031
I started off with £50, you can to and slowly build yourself up.
>>69258097
>>69258117
Teach me how pelase.
>>69257705
More proof that women are -ve
>>69257806
The kind that doesn't talk to his ex, like a fucking faggot
>>69258128
I personally started off with simple overs bets. Find a games that have low odds for goals and then create accumulators.
Or follow tipsters
>>69258128
Whatever you do, don't follow tipsters. Come up with your own strategy. We've all fallen, but it's how we get back up again that matters.
>>69258164
>follow tipsters
>>69258173
>Whatever you do, don't follow tipsters
>>69258197
Probably should have qualified that by saying "Follower tipsters, but do your own research on games before you bet as well"
DALLAS CORNER! Thank you allah!
Can't stop! Won't stop!
I've lost hope for Colorado.
Eid Mubarak to all my British friends in here. Hope you had a nice fast.
>>69258287
>staking 400 fucking pounds on corners
This is the shit i'm talking about.
How can you possible make money like that.
You're just as likely to lose.
>>69258319
Maybe 400 pounds to him is 4 bucks?
>>69258319
Not if you're watching the game, Dallas have been attacking for the past 30 minutes and the last corner for Orlando was 30 minutes ago.
If there's no corner, money back so it's a safe bet. My entire bank roll is currently £4,000 spread over Unibet, Ladbrokes and Skybet so whilst £400 may seem like a lot; it's something that I can afford to lose.
Not to mention I lost £700 on my overs today so may have gone a little cray trying to maker it back
>>69258319
learn to research the markets and manage your bankroll etc.
You only lose if you're betting stupidly.
>>69258287
what site is this?
>>69258428
Unibet
Romania coming thru
Hi new to this gambling kind of, ive been doing it for about 2 weeks now and im down £200. What tipster do you guys follow? Can't make money with my own bets.
>>69258501
Juveguy. Download tipstertube. Follow him.
Oh wow.. I crumbled my bagel in disgust! I hope that my other brethren who placed money on this match is just as angry and upset as I am.
>>69258512
Ok then, hoping for better luck.
>>69258519
I cashed out.
Managed to get some back.
>>69258586
What program are you using?
>>69258601
Program?
I was using 365 if that's what you're asking...
>>69258618
That's what I was asking. Thanks for answering.
>>69258519
Lost £700 in total thanks to that, bit peeved but made it back and then some on the Dallas game. Honestly thought the Portland game would have at least 1 goal.
>>69258637
Don't worry, my 'lad'. I've lost some money in the last 24 hours, but we will make it back again; I believe we will!
>>69258031
this
>>69258704
>>69258741
In it to win it. CL qualifiers tonight. Too bad the UAC Facebook group isn't leaking tips.
>>69258565
for the love of god please dont take that advice
>>69258765
How to join uac pls.
>>69258782
Man if he takes one look at Juve guy profile and doesn't realize he is being rused he is not going to make it betting money.
>>69258782
I've noticed that this juveguy is a rather 'dodgy' fellow. Taking advice from him is like taking stock advice from Bernie Madoff!
>>69258782
why? is he unlucky? who do i follow than.
galaxy final score?
>>69258879
More than 3 goals.
Murray and Federer to reach the final @ 2.25.
Is this VALUE?
>>69258891
Doubtful. Not a whole lot of chances in the first half
>>69258879
2 nil
>>69258839
>tennis tipster top lad
>Basi - Boom, also known as Hass, a top Arab
>Mathworks, also known as Romanian Guy, has a mysterious model that gives good results
These three have a profile on a website called tipster tube. search their names and request follow, saying your from 4 chan
>Finland guy gives good tips
>other random bastards
>Ameribets is a good guy, good tips
>who is Euan?
and of cause, myself
>>69258901
It's not a tip, that's what my gut tells me (please don't take my advice). It might either be more than 3 goals or I'm just hungry because I threw out my bagel earlier.
>>69258839
he's not unlucky, just absolutely clueless
>>69258839
also, are you high school educated?
>>69258901
2-0 now.. times are changing.
wew lads apparently I was underestimating the increased goal rate cause by home advantage
this would explain why the model was predicting so many unders
it's fixed now so average predicted totals should go up slightly
>>69258892
Absolutely not. Murray is in, Fed has to face two formidable servebots, Cilic and potentially Raonic. Fed hasn't been tested enough to see how he'd react.
Also a shit bet and shit odds that will tie your money up for a week. Bet your 20 on Kerber.
>>69259292
What match are you referring to, my Romanian equal?
>>69259299
Ah ok. Thanks famalam.
>>69259292
Wew. I have been avoiding your unders tips for awhile now. Will get back on now I guess.
can vancouver score?
Bet £600 on over 2.5 goals @ 1.48. Problem is there is no cash-out feature, I'm worried now.
>>69259104
> times are changing.
why did you have to go and jinx it like that to ensure it remains 2-0
The halftime odds for o10 corners was 1.95. Absolutely fucking free money.
>>69259343
That should be safe. It'll be 3-0 at least.
>>69259356
Have a little bit of faith my friend. I'm still expecting at least 3-0.
>>69259367
>he's not on 2-1 CS
>>69259343
>>69259356
>>69259391
This is how I feel with you lot:
https://youtu.be/ncbEucjsNFU?t=7s
wheres this goal then?
H U H ?
U
H
?
>>69259463
2-1, there it is!
Thank fuck, was sweating
>>69259476
>lying again
we need to do a rain dance
I didn't think LA would get a red card. Still hoping a cheeky 3-0 happens though.
>>69259476
bellendheaded 2bh
>>69259496
>his stream is slow
I'm watching the game from my window lid, 2-1
>>69259527
Sure thing lid
>corners still at 10 after so long
Come on man. Wtf.
>>69259523
>didn't think LA would get a red card
It's something you always have to keep in mind with de Jong playing. He kicked a guy in the chest ffs
>he's not on 2-2
>>69259523
Fuck it, I have no balls. Cashed out at £382 and out it all on Vancouver next corner at 2.1
>>69259558
I forgot about him. I'm Dutch for G-d sake and I didn't even remember him playing there.
>>69259584
lol and it comes in straight away
I really should start looking into gathering statistics for American 'Soccer'.
>LA Galaxy always providing me with a steady inflow of income
>people in /bet/ bet on Toronto FChokers
>>69259643
They're playing Vancouver....
>>69256823
It Depends
It Depends
Who's asking?
It Depends
No
on my knees begging
Never done this before. Have heard of bet365 but where do I start? Obviously not going to throw a kidneys worth of money but still would be cool to try.
>>69259658
i know lad, I'm just remembering when /bet/ was on suicide watch because every was betting on Toronto. I should've been more specific.
>>69259699
1 more? Max I can bet is 1k
>>69259699
Congratulations.
>>69259699
Nice, dubs and wins, always getting along.
>>69259719
>Max I can bet is 1k
Sometimes the site has an automatic cap (like bet .38), but you can change it.
>>69259706
Well bet365 doesn't take americans, so I would go with either bovada or 5dimes. I use bovada personally because they have a better in play market. If you do choose bovada pls use my referral code https://www.bovada.lv/welcome/P440801C/join/?extcmpid=rafcopy
odds aren't even worth it, but fuck it
>>69259794
Is '.lv' vegas? Also, do you get much from referral jewing?
>>69259798
You won again, but I wouldn't take risks like that for such minimal return.
>>69259843
Yeh I know, been playing stupid today. Lost £700 this on other MLs games so was making stupid bets on this game
>>69259836
.lv is latvia IIRC, but their bank for payouts is based in Canada, although they sometimes send checks from Singapore. And not at all. I get 200% of whatever your first deposit is up to $100, which for me isn't a whole lot, but it's better than nothing.
>tfw can't talk about models and methods or betting on every market because I just snipe locals
a-at least I have a 43% yield r-right mates?
>>69259869
Ah thanks m8
>>69259882
I don't care if you're a penny-punter, Uruguay, you're pretty based at your sports and seem like a cool guy
>>69259882
you're obviously picking well
If only Colorado played better today.
>>69259869
As a Singaporean can i use bovada?
>>69260065
Apparently your country isn't free enough to make an account ;_;
>>69260096
I wish I had real Freedom.
oh well
>>69260065
try uni bet.
The best way to bet is though bitcoin, because there's no restrictions. Try nitrogenbet
>>69260130
Isn't depositing and withdrawing money with bitcoin a massive hassle?
>>69260139
coin book makes it easy, the whole process is very streamlined.
My only worry is the price of bitcoin, or else bitcoin is a more appealing option.
For you another plus is anonymity
Anyone see anything wrong with this selection please? Was thinking of putting £80 on it
>>69260194
feel like multis are a bad idea generally. yours might be good though
>>69260194
Acc are almost always a bad idea 99% of the time.
>>69260190
I'll just stick with what options I have none. Which is none in case anyone out there is wondering.
>>69260139
Much less hassle than traditional bookmakers. No ID or verification required and withdrawals are instant. Never had a problem with them
>jewing my affiliate link
>nitrogensports.eu/r/95540
There's also directbet which has wider selection of football but odds are pretty tez
Do your own research before you follow me, but Dundalk VS Longford City is at 3.0 for Over 4.5 goals. I honestly see it being Over 5.5 but don't want to risk it that much.
>>69260229
sounds good
>>69260285
>Stake 350 pounds
>I don't want to risk too much
Teach me your ways senpai
>>69260285
longford town looks like they havn't scored in weeks.
it seems like a good bet at a quick glance
>>69260296
I'm very lucky and very stupid, these were my bets tonight.
>>69259798
>>69259699
>>69258287
>>69257907
Municipal -1 tomorrow in Peru @2.25. Seek deep within and you'll know it to be true
>>69260325
Just curious.
Trust fund babby?
Or working a job that pays a lot?
Or you seemly have money to throw around and don't care
>>69260213
>>69260229
Why do people here hate accas?
>>69260370
They must hate profit m8
Does it count as an accy if it only has TWO legs
>>69260357
getting 2.8 rn
>>69260439
You sure that's Asian and not European?
This is literally free money... or am I missing something?
>>69260357
>Can't find an offer for this
Sucks. Your bets have been good to me Ameribets.
>>69260458
It'll be out tomorrow before kickoff at some point. For some reason the European bookies don't release AH right away for some games
>>69260357
is that Municipal draw or win? getting @2.1 ;_;
>>69260493
No. It is an Asian handicap.
>>69260485
Wrote it down.
>>69260493
It's AH. The @2.88 was EH. Unibwin released AH a few minutes ago
>>69260532
>unibwin
Kek, meant unibet
>>69260457
Yes, SMASHING this when I get home liddo
>>69260601
really? how much
wageslaving
Is New York City free money?
>>69260737
So SO rewarding
>>69260725
$5 lmao
>>69260748
I'm thinking about putting down 50 on NYC.
>>69260748
New York city isn't new York red bulls
>>69256823
23
I haven't been betting all that much lately, but I'd average around $200
just above average
fuck
see above
>>69260821
David Villa though, he's on a roll.
Albeit foolish, I'm really tempted.
>>69260867
Forgot picture.
>>69260875
Which site? Also are you an english teacher davido-kun?
>>69260891
No, Dutch guy working here for 40 days. Returning in 10 days.
>>69260875
What was your Portugal Wales bet? I can't read Dutchrunes.
>>69260748
Honestly? It does look like free money. NYC have the best record for AWAY game in the EC and they're playing AWAY, also New England are terrible at home.
Must be something else though, perhaps they're missing players? Wait for Ameribets or Derfail to post; they bet a lot on MLS
>>69260875
Using a proxy or?
>>69260914
Are you retarded?
>>69260914
Draw at 90 mins.
>>69260927
No, just temporarily situated here for work.
pmsl UAC lads please have sex Euan slags altitude
>>69260934
Thanks.
>>69260875
Fyi Portugal maybe shit but Wales are missing 2 key players. Look what happened to Belgium when they missed 2 key players in their lineup.
>>69260951
Hence the draw. Portugal like to park the bus and Wales is only strong on the counter. Like you said, they're weakened now; so I think a draw after 90 mins is probable.
>>69260962
Please don't mistake Portugal lack of scoring ability as parking the bus. Tsunaldo had plenty of chances but ended with 0 goals cause their attacking prowess in the final 3rd is shit.
if you got stones you'll lay down on the portgual/wales draw
>>69260976
Still, a draw after 90 minutes? Sounds reasonable.
>>69260962
Portugal are missing a key defender, are shit in defence, have a terrible goalie whilst Wales has Gareth Bale.
Wales will win
>>69260875
Do it m8.
>>69260995
That's all they have though.. Portugal equally has Tsnunaldo.
>>69261022
Who is extremely over-rated unless he has a good team backing him up, as we've seen in all of Portugal;s previous games.
>>69261039
>extremely over-rated unless he has a good team backing him up
Can say the exact same thing about Bale...
I've actually done it fine gentlemen. Let's hope I win and I will actually give people 5 people here 5 quid for free via paypal.
>>69260934
My bad, i meant do you use a proxy to place bets from gookland?
>>69261060
No, I don't.
>>69261055
Pls giv fiver to me.
>>69261070
Anyone but Juve.
>>69261046
You haven't watched any Euro games, have you?
>>69261116
Can you stop replying to me, you Norwegian piece of shit.
>>69261125
KEK. Filter me then, faggotron.
>>69261125
>>69261135
Gentlemen, can we please be civilised?
>>69261055
Could do with a fiver meself
>>69261116
Ramsey was key in their game vs Belgium
damn, despite loosing so many meme bets I'm up 80% this month. Thanks a lot guys <3
>>69261156
(((ok)))
>>69261176
That's an observation I agree with fully. I didn't mean to imply otherwise.
>>69261125
He's right though, you evidently haven't watched ANY Euro game. Penaldo has bottled close to every chance he has had, missed a decisive penalty, shown his disrespect to Iceland, whined like a little bitch and only scored due to Hungary (and Portugal) breaking down for a bit with a flurry of goals.
Penaldo only works well when he's got a team of skilled players behind him that can place the ball at his feet in front of an open goal. Portugal are shite and have only 2/3 players that are worthwhile.
Meanwhile, Wales slotted in an easy free kick against England, thrashed Russia, limped past NI and completely raped Belgium.
What has Portugal done apart from draw? Draw? Oh and draw? They are through to the semi-finals on a pure technicality.
>>69261240
Ramsey is out for the Portugal match. So is Davis btw
>>69261241
Lumping it all on Tsu making it to the finals.
Meme magic folks.
>>69261255
Yeah, I know. They're gonna have a rough time against the Poors, I think.
>>69261269
Then you are pissing your money away. Belgium are a meme team, but they're better than Poland. Portugal couldn't beat Poland.
You're an idiot if you think memes survive until the semi-finals.
>>69261287
You mean till finals?
Cause this is the semi finals right.
Anyway the correct bet for Portugal vs Wales should be o10 for the number of corners.
Just woke up to see Louisville didn't score anymore and it finished 2-0 hahahaha, there goes my o2.5
