Alright faggots I've hated on fairy skate for years but I'm officially through with the NBA after all this refball and riggining and stacking. How do I get into hockey ?
>>69250664
1. Find closest team
2. Learn rules
3. Watch
>>69250734
Or
>join sad sack snes fanbase
>be miserable forever
>>69250734
I live in Arizona. I know we have a team but looking at their records they're shit. Would it be bad to support San Jose?
>>69250906
if you want to be considered a bandwagoner yes
>>69250906
No you faggot support the yotes. It'll be even mpr satisfying when they get good
>>69250947
>implying they'll still be in Arizona by then
>>69250906
Depends on how much you love crushing disappointment.
Then again you're here, so might as well.
>>69250906
Root for the yotes. They'll be decent this year and you can really appreciate them this year with their up's and down's. The rollercoaster of emotions will really make you learn to appreciate the game, and when they continue to improve, it'll make it all the more exciting for you.
As long as you know that Mike Smith is the greatest acting flopper in the league, you'll be ok.
>>69250947
>cap floor team
>ever becoming good
Fuck off with this stale meme
>>69250664
The NHL isn't like the NBA and America. We don't want all you 3rd world shitskins tainting the best sport. Fuck off faggot.
>>69252471
Hey now. New hockey fans are always welcome.
>>69252471
This. /Hoc/ is a board for intellectuals with highly refined tastes. We don't need you casuals muddling our board.
>>69252514
Not butthurt crybaby apehoopers, no they're not. Why would we want some whiny little bitch like him acting like the NHL is a pity sport. If you haven't "found" it by now or it took what happened in the bay for you to leave and "find" it then you can fuck right off.
>>69250664
Depends, what sort of meme's are you bringing with you?
>>69250906
The NHL is set up so that shit teams quickly become contenders via the draft.
Just be thankful they're not a middling team.
The closest team for me is vancouver, the nearest US team is San Jose. Vancouver has too many bandwagoners and they riot, the same with San Jose. What is the lesser of 2 evils.
>>69252471
Best player in hockey IS black you fuccboi.
Subban/Jones = best d pairing in decades. Ooga booga hide your women because the predators are hungry.
>>69253315
>Jones
He got traded you fucking casual.
How come the dinosaurs never left any writing behind? They ruled the world for millions of years and didnt even have a written language. Were the dinosaurs black?
>>69253404
we wuz dinos
>>69253265
>What is the lesser of 2 evils.
Waiting for the 12s to get their own.
>>69253315
>best player is subban
Shit tier bait.
Best D-man ever was Lidstrom.
>>69250906
Coyotes should start trending up, and the plus side is itll be super cheap for you to go to a game.
NBA is retarded GSW vs CAVS again
>>69252712
>middling
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
NEW FANS NOT WELCOME
Not even joking, just root for the Toronto Maple Leafs or Calgary Flames.
>>69256907
Your owner might be Mr. Krabs but at least you don't root for fucking Vancouver like me
Focus on the puck !
And, then, get a team.
That's how I learned
>>69250664
Not even meme'ing, this thread gave me serious déjà vu.
>>69257165
>Focus on the puck !
France what are you doing
>>69253265
Vegas until you get a local team?
read this, it has you need to know about hockey.
>TFW I got to see several games of the Lake Erie Monsters sweep the fucking floor with every other team
And they won the Culder Cup.
