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>Stop bullying me
>10/10 wife
>rich
>very good looking
Who cares about missing a few penalties
>>69249761
the fans
>>69249761
This. Going balls deep in that fluid druid should erase his memory.
>>69249761
t. Alberto Barbosa
>le twinkle toes man
>>69249778
if you have a shitty life and your country wins 15 world cups your life is still going to be shitty m8.
>>69249800
No, it's le came as a nobody and left as a nobody man
>>69249710
i would fug both of them 2bh
>>69249710
That looks like plebe-tier food, especially for European standards
We are here greentexting players and making fun of them while they are fucking 10/10 models and living the good life
Why i cant leave this hell?
>>69249710
this is how all of >us mediterraneans live
>>69249858
>this flag
>this topic
>>69249858
are you missing some deep fried donuts?
>>69249871
ahahah
You make threads about making fun and England
Meanwhile, english players are fucking 10/10 sluts
>>69249909
I live in the boring cookie-cutter suburbs and i can get that same food better quality for cheap in walking distance, no joke. Very stunning their meal is so plebe-tier
>>69249858
>burger
> talking about cuisine
>>69250018
Again, i live in the boring suburbs too. All the good cuisine is in tbe densely populated city proper and it is stunning to me i can get that same food for cheap and much better quality in walking distance. I'm stunned to be honest because the suburbs suck compared to the city proper
>>69250011
>i can get that same food better quality for cheap
lel do you think anything in that pic is supposed to be expensive? it's just seafood and salads in the beach, the average food anybody will get in a summer afternoon
>>69249710
>that poor man's yacht
He's probably only worth a couple million at most, when you look at the career he's had.
>>69249834
Oh my bad, I'm getting my pizza fags mixed up. Lel kek wills it
>>69250207
Hope so bc isnt dude in the pic a millionaire?
>>69249991
The only one going bankrupt is you when Putin decides to pull some stupid shit again which makes the ruble lose even more value.
I'm hiding the thread lads, seeing that pic is too painful
Fuck you Pelle
>>69249710
All of that happiness because he's kind of good at football.
>>69250118
>Wanting to live next to niggers
![hqdefault[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nw8bLiB.jpg "hqdefault[2].jpg")
>>69250248
Hehe, yeah, only a couple of million. What a loser!
>>69249787
> Fluid druid
Topkekers
this is plastic surgery right? I mean, its not possible for a human being to have such a perfect nose like this naturally right
>>69250395
We put all our black people out in the suburbs on the other side of the city lol. If i took a Euro there they would totally shit themselves. But there is no reason to be there, even for airtport, train, bus etc
>>69249710
>you will never be a handsome brown Italian alpha male
>>69250491
What do you mean perfect nose? Her nose is the only flaw about her
Other than her presumable flat arse
>promising youth talent
>does well in a U21 tournament
>Van Gaal scouts him and AZ picks him up for 6 million euros, the highest ever transfer fee for that club
>doesn't live up to the hype, only scores 16 goals in 90 appearances
>he goes back to Italy after 3 years
>fails in the Serie A
>goes on loan to a Serie B club
>doesn't leave a big impression there either
>fast forward to the summer of 2012, he's on holiday in Ibiza after yet another season of failure
>meets a Dutch model who is friends with the son of Ronald Koeman, his former manager at AZ
>begs her to text the son of Koeman to tell him he wants to play under Koeman at Feyenoord
>she does, Koeman gets in contact with Pelle but isn't that keen to get him
>brings him to Feyenoord on loan anyway
>his first season he proves everyone wrong, scoring 27 goals in 29 appearances
>signs for Feyenoord at the end of season and goes on scoring in his second season
>becomes a role model, a style icon and is liked by pretty much everyone for his kindness and his goal scoring abilities
>Koeman goes to Southampton and takes Pelle with him
>Italian media and FA finally start following him and he gets his first ever call up for the Italian NT at age 29
>keeps thanking Feyenoord and Koeman years later for the chances they gave him
>becomes Italy's starting striker
>scores some beautiful and important goals at the Euro qualifiers and at the Euros
>Italy - Germany
>a decisive penalty
>he shoots
>he misses
>Italy loses on pens
>"I arrived here as a nobody and I leave as a nobody"
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69250290
most probably, though he's not exactly a top player
That pic is the equivalent of a random nba player making a bbq in his backyard with his gf during vacation, shitty boat is probably hired
>>69249761
>Who cares about missing a few penalties
champions
>>69250395
Not even kidding I haven't seen a black person in days.
>>69250549
there are more important things in life than football
Better to be him than someone like Rooney with a better career, far richer but ugly as sin and average wife.
>>69250549
yeah i bet he's very sad every time he fucks his 10/10 gf
>>69249710
i bet he smells her ass
>>69250600
must feel good to sport a boner 24/7 in the beach with that gf
>>69250556
Hope so (and excellent analogy) bc i have very high expectations of Italy when/if i ever take the long flighr to visit Europ and i have already been scouting out like 300 local places to eat there). Is currently my #1 spot in Europe i want to visit (i used to have others but Italy has moved to top as i got older and i have zero Italian ancestry)
>>69250686
Can Americans go a day without mentioning "muh ancestry". Probably not.
You are American, not European. Regardless of where your grandparents came from.
![Laugh-Meme-02[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BkePPCL.jpg "Laugh-Meme-02[2].jpg")
>>69250600
Lol he has a boner
>>69250686
>if i ever take the long flighr to visit Europ
if you do, take the opportunity to visit other european countries. It's really cheap to move around the eu once you're here, like 30€ for a plane ticket from italy to spain
>>69250786
Eh harder when everyone here calls me European per my accent, looks and name. But even if I was John America Eagle and my great-grandparents fought in the Revolutinary War (they where in Europe at timel it's still good to respect our European ancestry here in the states. We are basically a massively huge European colony with many cultural differences all over. Basically what Europe might be if Europe was bombed off the map and had to start from scratch. You would still respect your roots
>>69250793
why are you looking there?
>>69251055
Why aren't you?
>>69251055
come on, mate, don't pretend you didn't ogle that mouth watering pepperoni
