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what Cristiano Ronaldo said before the penalties against Poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrJTT9W7nyg
I fail to see how this is funny
What's wrong with that? Mourinho missed in 2012. This was the first time I realize CR is actually not a bad captain
thats actually some good leadership
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>>69245847
Pretty good desu
took him what, 7 or 8 years but hes showing signs of being a decent captain.
>>69245847
how is that top kek.
He actually has respect for his teammates
>its in gods hands
What a retard
>4chan is still shitting ronaldo
>>69245847
10/10 would take a penalty for
>>69246030
portugal is 98% catholic
>its in Gods hands now
CRINGE
>>69246030
Bad translation. What he said means something more like "what will be will be".
>christian will never motivate you to overcome your fears
>you will always live in a safe bubble with no GOAT captain friend to help you along
why live
>>69246030
Bad translation. What he said means something more like "its in my hands".
>>69246030
sorry god made you a shitskin m8
If you're laughing at this you probably have never played any sports yourself. All memes aside, this is great leadership and honestly I am pretty surprised that Ronaldo had that in him.
does he think that he is the god's chosen one?
>le fedora "christianity is cringey" meme
Actually "its in God's hands" is not a literal translation. More like "be it whatever God wants". And it's just a manner of speaking... We say it all the time. Our grandparents may have said it thinking about God, but nowadays it holds no religious meaning in Portugal (<60 yo)
We say it like... "Que se foda, seja o que deus quiser"... "Fuck it, whatever happens happens". It goes with the fact that penalties is a lottery (not really but he was trying to take the pressure out of Moutinho's shoulders).
>>69246199
>>69246153
no it wasn't, "seja o que deus quiser" is litterally "let god's (thy) will be done"
>>69246030
>>69245847
>telling everyone not to worry
>just hit it and you'll do fine
seems good to me
>>69246030
>>69246117
>god doesn't exist
So was spee wrong? Is Ronaldo not the bad guy?
>>69245847
Respecting him more every day desu senpai.
I want cristiano ronaldo to destroy my boipucci
>>69246030
*tips fedora*
>You will see Wales in the EC finals in your lifetime.
>>69245847
>se perdermos, que se foda
AYY LMAO
>>69246030
pretty good way of taking the pressure off of you though.
Is Ronaldo the best leader in world football today?
He singlehandedly inspired Madrid's last 2 CL wins and is now inspiring Portugal to Euro victory.
Go on - name one other current captain who showed as much determination and courage as Ronaldo just did in that video
>>69246638
but they are already in the finals
>>69246725
they're in the semi-finals
>>69246030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rzmwPjZ0ug
>>69246060
No its not, it's not 1940 anymore
That was good though.
>>69246199
>Ronaldo calling himself God
>>69246805
oh you meant the final. is this like how american say "offsides"?
Good guy tsu
>>69246894
he didn't said that
>>69246454
Yeah, and only a retard translates things literally word by word. Context and tradition matters. In other words, see this guy:
>>69246433
Is this the part where they try to make us sympathize with the main villain?
not falling for it.
>it's a gay thread
>>69247157
i thought the nigger muslims of france are the main villains
>>69245847
cool vid
now i want to see the Muller and Chiellini convo
>>69247157
Implying there's a villain
Jesus, is their coach that beta to let Ronaldo take such big decision for him?
>>69246833
>someone spend hours making that game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8
>>69245847
That is a great captain. Fuck the haters.
>>69245847
>"se perdemos que se foda"
>>69246433
>>69246153
>he's afraid to be '''mistaken''' as a christian
GREAT GOY!
>>69245847
>CR trying to act as a captain
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I just hope this happened after a conversation with the manager in which the manager decided Moutinho would score one of the penalties. Otherwise it's not leadership, it's just power on the wrong hands
>>69247632
It worked
>>69247528
it's amazing how even idioms sound the same as Spanish
>>69246036
i never saw asian pepe before
>>69247609
why she painted the american flag
its triggering me
>>69246199
kek
>>69246699
>He singlehandedly inspired Madrid's last 2 CL wins
Yeah no
Even memes have their limits
>>69247850
She's most likely american with pt parents or wtv
but did he score
>>69247609
who is this? i need a name senpai
>>69245847
BASED
A
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E
D
why cant he talk rude like this to me
>>69247609
fucking heritage fags piss me off, like seeing a faggot who supports more than one club
>>69245847
C A R A L H O
>you hit them well
should have talked to italy
>>69247894
She's portuguese but was born in the US I think.
>>69247985
>fucking heritage fags piss me off
A lot of them are cheering Portugal on in the stadiums while you're browsing 4chan and fapping to traps.
Relax.
>>69247894
she's portuguese, born in the US to br parents
She's a med student in Lisbon
source: I know her personally
Based as usual. TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69248076
>i fap to traps so everyone must do the same
>>69248073
>trump
dlç
>>69248127
>she's portuguese, born in the US to br parents
does not compute. Are her parents brazilian?
Anyhow, is she a good fuck?
>>69247609
Did you even read my post's greentext?
>>69245847
>mfw "If we lose then fuck it"
Does Penaldo even realise the shit fest that will happen if we lose?
based tsuuu
>>69248637
probably yes but that was not the thing the players needed to think about before taking their penalties
>>69248637
"if we lose then fuck it" is how they've been playing all this time.
> The ball is 2 feet from me, but it isn't moving precisely towards my feet. Guess I'll just look on as it goes past me, man playing soccer is such hard work
> My teammate is running. I'll pass him the ball by kicking it to the spot where he is now instead of tracking ahead of his movement. He'll understand and will totally catch the ball before the opponent that is closer to me than he is.
> My teammate is being marked by two other players so he kicked the ball to me. It'd be too much work to lift my head and look around for someone who is free, so I'll just pass the ball right back to him.
> My opponent runs faster than me. Ouch, my leg!
>>69246433
kako bog da
>>69247416
Yes.
>>69248637
We was obviously trying to take the pressure off
>>69247098
dont fret, everyone with a brain know that "its in gods hands now" doesnt expose a religious nut unless it is a religious nut saying it
>>69248073
nice
qual o instagram dela?
>>69248910
Let the meme die. Its not true what you are saying preto. I bet you are a zborting fan.
>>69249222
https://www.instagram.com/yolanda.dsp/
>>69249427
muito obrigado
>>69246030
>>69246117
>>69246454
it was inshallah, god willing
>>69246689
so he doesn't care about winning?
typical mercenary only in for the money
Honestly Ronaldo's not that bad a guy. He can't be with all that shit being thrown at him.
>>69246199
top kek
>>69250651
Don't fall for it. This is the typical strategy they use to make your heart waver and start doubting the good guys cause.
DELET THIS
WE NEED /SP/S HATE TO GET US THE FUCKING CUP YOU MORON
>>69250946
Seriously, this is the same old campaign he and Mendez do before the ballon' d or.
I remember when he accidentally hit some little cunt in the audience and he went over to give him his game shirt afterwards.
Top class desu.
>>69245847
wow i love ronaldo now
>>69248073
so she's american then
>>69245847
Pretty based. He's a good lad, I wish /sp/ would fuck off his tip.
Tsu.
>>69247889
>memes have limits
After Leicester I belive in every meme.
>>69248073
>She's portuguese but born in US
>Born in US
>Portuguese
Foda-se
He's being a captain and a leader of men, as opposed to the Argentinian midget who just sulks and cries in the corner
>Fuck it, if we lose, whatever, it doesn't matter. It's the lottery.
First time I like Ronaldo.
>>69251937
this desu senpai
>>69246471
>>69246527
>>69246702
Are these posts like double-irony or something? Does 4chan really think you're a sperglord if you don't believe in god?
>>69252871
Yeah but in his video during the actual shootout you can clearly see how bad he clenched his butthole
Who was the Argie captain in the Copa America? Messi could have used leadership like this to get the pressure off and stop the choking.
>>69253273
well of course, he was just trying to appear nonchalant to take the pressure off the other players
ronaldo is obviously obsessed with winning a trophy with the NT and if moutinho had missed he would have been salty af
>>69253325
Messi has got Mascherano for that.
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>>69245847
>God
Cristiano Penaldo is LITERALLY the best penalty taker in the history of the sport considering 20% of his goals ever were from the spot, and he even knows that shit is just dumb luck
>>69246030
He said: seja o que deus quiser
which means 'whatever happens happens'
>>69253570
> 20%
Made up stat or?
>>69254098
>SUCCESSFUL PENALTIES - TOTAL 86
http://www.transfermarkt.com/cristiano-ronaldo/elfmetertore/spieler/8198
>GOALS 547
http://messivsronaldo.net/all-time-stats/
86/547 = 15,7%
>>69246030
>>69246199
nice
>>69245847
>>69245847
alpha as fuck
>>69245847
Based.
Doing what a captain should do.
>>69254245
Surprised he hasn't reached a 100 yet.
>>69253168
the "god" part in what he says is just a common expression, it's said by atheist as much as by people that believe in god
going sperg mode over a meaningless expression is what is being mocked here
