brazilian curryfag is back
Kawhi gonna go fucking ham next season
2nd for Cavs/Pacers alliance
>>69244419
https://youtu.be/kIZqOTIbWDg
This all speaks to the greatness of Lebron James. Two losers who couldn't beat him (inb4 muh 2015 asterisk title) Have to team up to beat him.
Fuck the NBA
The Rockets will save the NBA
Who #builtnotbought here
>>69244511
dubs confirm
Give me one good reason this shouldn't happen
I am now an unabashed LelBron supporter. We must rally around a hero in these dark times, he is our only hope.
Lebron crashed reality with that block. Everything shifted to make him the undisputed hero this season.
How many asterisks do the Memeiors get when they win a championship in 2017?
>Duncan retires
>no body gives a shit
Kek
the fuck is wrong with americans, in europe nobody whines that the best football teams buy the best players
>>69244525
you mean #whereplayersgotodie
>>69244347
THIS IS THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SAVE YOU
NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS WILL COME TO GOLDEN STATE
BUT ONLY IF YOU RESPOND TO THIS POST WITH "THANK YOU UNCLE DREW"
NBA shoulda lowered the cap desu
So are there like 4 good teams in the entire NBA? Lets hope the wolves become the team to save the NBA
I can't fuckin believe Durant...
This is worse than Lebron goin to Miami. The Warriors beat """us""" last year after being up 3-1 and he decides to go runnin' off to be Curry's #2 bitch. This is some bullshit. If they manage to go up against the Cavs, I hope Lebron fuckin bodies him.
>storming the King's castle AGAIN
Then he'll just have to do it AGAIN
https://streamable.com/b70g
Lil B is a lesser meme, Great KEK Itself has the Cavaliers. Lifting a curse on one player means nothing when that entire team he's sold his soul to now is already cursed.
>The Block
>The Three
>The Stop
Who /haven't forgotten/ here?
curry/barbosa
klay/livingston
durant/pierce
draymond/iguodala
pau/west
how do you stop this team?
I feel bad for klay tho
;_;
>>69244590
no one cares about a handful of baseball teams buying out the best players either
I wonder why
If we meme enough about GS losing game 1 do you think it'll happen?
It worked for the Cavs.
>>69244547
Looks bretty fun 2bh
I haven't been to the ocean in like 5 years. I think I'm due
>>69244502
interesting.
>>69244590
Because we like parity. We don't like looking at the rosters in the off season and knowing the winners.
You wouldn't watch a race between AMG's and passats would you?
>>69244590
That's because you're all a bunch of cuckholds who are okay with whatever happens regardless of how it negatively influences competition.
>>69244656
>>69244587
>literally didn't see the previous thread
How dumb are you
>>69244590
That's because you have to stack teams so someone will be able to score a goal and not end every match with a 0-0 score
>>69244668
Young Kobe will be fine
>>69244618
>yfw kyrie crosses curry and durant so hard they end up breaking their ankles and feet
>>69244668
He probably knew a couple of days ago if not weeks ago.
>>69244587
Nigga we already talked about it
>>69244600
THANK YOU UNCLE DREW
>>69244671
>no one cares about baseball
fixed
I bet the warriors have a bunch of injury troubles and their bench dooms them and they finish 58-24, losing in the western conference semis to the spurs.
I've had enough. I'm not watching this NBA shit league anymore.
I'll be watching a lot more hockey this year.
WEST: lotta history in this building
KD: is this where LeBron blocked it?
WEST: uhh yeah
KD: and Kyrie pulled up from here?
WEST: ya
KD: wow
>>69244592
They gotta have a team on the court while they build. Might as well give paychecks old washed up dudes and guys who would otherwise be playing in Belarussian leagues
>>69244606
Im close to jumping on the TWolves bandwagon because of Thibs and the fact that the Bulls fucking blow
>>69244600
Dubs confirmed.
THANK YOU UNCLE DREW
>NBA is La Liga now
Which team is Cuckletico Madrid? Spurs?
>>69244724
in football the general skillevel is very high since it's a game played everywhere for a long time
>>69244671
no one cares about baseball
>>69244473
lol that fag can't hold #TreyD or Curry's jock
>>69244606
>billionaires should make more money
>>69244671
Because Baseball's randomness still allows for insane levels of Pairty and competitiveness.
look on the bright side at least we wont have to watch Cavs vs Memeiors on Christmas Day now.
>>69244811
>tired of being second
>goes to golden state
>becomes the third option in a chucking offense
>tfw have to unironically root for the Clippers now
>BREAKING: Ex-Dubs C Jermaine O'Neal interested in possible return, Appeared in 44 games with Dubs in 13-14
KD IS LITERALLY BRINGING BACK NIGGAS FROM THE GRAVE
reminder kevin durant is cursed
>>69244731
I can only hope
>>69244600
THANKS UNCLE DREW
We need the banana boat team. They may not be the best, but they have something the Warriors don't have, champions
>>69244826
>kicking a ball
>high skill level
Lol ok
LeBron's departure of Cleveland was "The Decision"
What nickname will this move by Durant have in the future?
>>69244600
THANK YOU UNCLE DREW
>>69244906
Stockholm Syndrome
>>69244906
The Cuck
>>69244906
The Betrayal
The Opportunism
The Cuckening
>>69244906
"The Betrayal"
>>69244878
>but they have something the Warriors don't have, champions
If the Cavs beat GSW in the finals then
Lebron eclipses Jordan
2017 NBA Finals
King LeBron James VS Kevin the Cuck + memeteam
>>69244906
The Betrayal or The Bandwagon
>>69244801
Bulls fan here also i might hop on that bandwagon. They have a great young lineup too. Towns, dunn, and wiggins on the floor at the same time will be deadly.
>>69244898
yeah sure because it's not like the nba has so many games because a team can lose to anyone on a bad day
>>69244934
Soon to be Paris Syndrome
>>69244906
The cuckening
>>69244811
>Boston strong
Man, Boston winning the WS that years was one of my best moments in my life as a fan
>That Victorino grandslam
>TThat Big Papi grandslam
>Koji GOAThara
h-hold me /sp/
>>69244986
Save that for when France loses the Euro
>>69244906
The meme
>>69244668
Is Westbrook autistic?
>>69244906
El Memé Capital
>>69244979
Your post doesnt even make sense Muhammad
>In a sit down interview, set to debut on ESPN Wednesday July 6th, Kevin Durant tells Josina Anderson why he chose Golden State out of the six teams courting him. [Excerpt]: "It really came down to the player I want to become in the next chapter in my career. The Warriors are in a unique position where we can become the next dynasty. I'm also really excited about ads on jerseys next season. I've heard that the Warriors have already signed a deal with Raid Spray, because of the anti-Steph cockroach infestation. I hope these ads, along with myself and Steph, purge the NBA of these cockroaches."
>>69244819
the clippers
Leave KD to me.
>>69245049
Nah he probably just likes cupcakes
>>69244668
kd didn't deserve a guy like westbrook
Not even Lebron was bitch enough to join the team that kicked his ass during the playoffs.
>>69244906
the chuckening
lebron to spurs with westgod, cousins, and bananaboat squad
who says no?
cp3/parker
westgod/wade/green
kawhi/melo/diaw
lebron/aldridge
cousins/pau/noah
I hope LeBron gets wade in his team and they destroy the Warriors and him and Wade retire. At that point LBJ would be easily the greatest ever and Wade would be the best SG since Jordan and 2nd best ever
>>69245063
Lol I was reading this as legit until I got to the raid spray part and had a chuckle
>>69244819
Spurs actually won compared to atletico.
>>69245119
Wade isn't good anymore
Why don't people realize this?
>>69244906
The grand order of faggotry.
>GSW will never be good again
Feels good.
>>69245063
kek, I believed it even into the ads part and thought that this interview excerpt will become a meme, but as soon as Raid came in, I lost it
>>69244906
"The Katie"
Day he turned into a bitch
>Lebron joins average team in Miami with his best friends
>Durant joins team that cucked him out of a Finals
Which is worse?
>>69245159
He's still an above average SG. Would rather have him than Iman/JR
>>69245183
Easily Durant.
Massive cuck.
>>69245159
>implying he hasn't been conserving his power level for exactly this opportunity
The Heatles are getting the band back together, they're on a mission from God
>>69244801
>>69244976
Traitors. You guys should be excited for the Rondo era
>The Warriors and Mavericks are in the advanced stages of a trade that will send Andrew Bogut into Dallas' cap space, league sources say
Cuban being a fucking faggot again
>>69244989
>B-BOMBSTON
>H-HEY! STOP WINNING ;_;
>I SAID STOP IT
2013 was glorious. Now we must suffer through Buchholz and Farrel for another fucking year.
>>69244547
Gabrielle is too small to guard Dray
>>69245183
It's not even a choice, Durant's is literally betrayal of the worst order.
>>69245103
>Not even Lebron was bitch enough to join the team that kicked his teammate's balls during the playoffs.
ftfy
>>69245215
Cuban is fucking retarded
>>69245183
Durant. I made a rant video and that's the main reason why I hated it more. While there was a great chance the heat would win a title, you didn't know as they didn't do anything after 06. The Warriors went to the finals back to back with 140 wins in 2 seasons. Bitch move
>>69245183
Durant. Warriors were already a dynasty that was stopped by a top 5 all time player having his Jordan Moment.
Heat/Celtics were three all-stars on mediocre teams all teaming up.
>>69245183
how is this even a question.
Durbeta.
>>69245215
Cuban is fucking stupid and thinks being mediocre and being an eternal 8th seed is better than tanking for high draft picks
>>69244600
THANK YOU UNCLE DREW
>>69244419
glad you didnt kill yourself
> TYBC
>>69244547
>CP
LeBron is already running the offense, so nope.
Wade and his wife can come tho.
Obviously this is a HUGE blow to Westbrook but how do you think Adams feels about this?
>>69245103
I think the country would have exploded into a eternal shitstorm of salt if he actually went to the Celtics after that 2010 semifinals.
>Dallas will take on Bogut into its salary cap space.
WHY
>>69245277
tbqh i think that's because he loves dirk too much to have him go out on 20 win teams
https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/750028834246909952
>dallass
>>69245231
underrated
>>69245308
Adams is probably pissed too, hell all of Oklahoma is pissed.
>>69244906
The serving
>>69244419
Only to die an even worse death
>>69245308
Adams gave up his balls for this
>>69244600
THANK YOU UNCLE DREW
Dallas taking bogut
Thanks cuban you fucking asshole
>>69245308
Adams is a tough cunt, I doubt he cares.
>>69245325
Then trade Dirk to a contender. Dirk competes for a ring and Dallas can begin rebuilding. Both side win.
Fuck Lil B for lifting the curse
NFL fag here
How can one team afford to pay so many top superstars? Does the NBA not enforce salary cap restrictions? What gives?
>>69245277
>Cuban blew up a championship team before it could even defend its title
>cuban not forcing the warriors to add barbosa, livingston, and iggy to the trade
Terrible.
>>69244600
THANK YOU UNCLE DREW
THE WARRIORS CAN STILL SIGN DURANT EVEN IF NOBODY TRADES THEM FOR BOGUT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS SHUT UP ALREADY
>spics taking over
>tuition going up
>rockets are going to suck even more dick next year
The worst year to live in Houston.
>>69245388
Dirk to GSW on vet's minimum when?
>the city of cuban
>the city of dallas
post yfw LeGOD drives through the lane as all five Warriors collapse on him and he dunks on all of them. Effectively winning the next chip.
>>69245388
Dirk won his ring already against the big 3 Heat. He'll gladly stay in Dallas to the end
Kek everyone hates Dallas now
>>69245394
>Lil B lifts his curse
>After Memeiors got completely discredited
KD's just moving into an organization that's now more cursed than he is, if anything Lil B is just showing some mercy.
>>69245396
cap increased a shitton and curry and klay are on relative bargain contracts
>>69245396
curry is on a cheap, cheap contract and the newly exploded cap spike makes thompsons max contract not so max anymore.
Good guys:
Cavs
OKC
Spurs
Neutral:
Clippers
Pacers
Raptors
Bad Guys:
Warriors
WHO WINS THIS TEAM OR CURRENT GSW
>>69245396
Cap just went up. Plus it's a soft cap, where teams can go over if they pay a luxury tax. And there are lots of esoteric rules about how contracts work, with maximum contracts, mid-level exceptions, Bird rights...
>>69244547
Gabby can't play the 5 bruh
>>69245396
there was a massive jump in the salary cap this year from $70 million to over $90 because of the CBA they signed a couple years back
>>69245436
>>69244600
THANK YOU UNCLE DREW
Brady tried to save us all
You didn't listen
Why didn't you listen?
where can i bet on david west joining he dubs on a vet min
>>69245456
Mavs are bad guys now too
>>69244347
Did this news ruin your fireworks day?
>>69245456
that list is bullshit but i believe it
>>69245308
Westbrook is glad that KD won't be there to choke away the win anymore.
>>69245456
put celtics in good guys
>>69245396
The Warriors have 4 max contract caliber players: Curry, Thompson, Durant, Green.
Curry didn't become a max contract player until 2 years ago, so he is still on his role player low contract. Thompson and Green are both on mid level contracts that used to be max contracts before the new salary cap. Now Durant will be the only player with a current max contract relative to the new salary cap.
It's a perfect storm.
>>69245497
I wouldn't be surprised
>>69245396
They do, but curry and klay hardly gets paid superstar money.
Stern would deny the move for the purpose of parity. He might rig the games to hell, but damn the league would still be kinda fun to watch.
Now that's gone. Kobe's gone. Tim Duncan's retiring. And the only thing you'll hear about in the regular season is GOLDEN STATE.
Get used to those words, espn will be building an alter of gold and diamonds to it and you won't be able to ad-block it off your page either.
Where does Westbrook go next year? Obviously he won't stay in Cucklahoma.
>>69245475
So basically every NBA team is like the Denver Broncos?
>>69245510
Guys, what if KD isn't doing this for himself? What if he realizes that Westbrook and OKC have grown and they don't need him anymore? He's trying to light a fire under Russell.
>>69245542
Lakers. Bulls maybe
>>69245537
>Stern would deny the move for the purpose of parity.
Do you even know what the commissioner can and can't do?
>>69245497
he wants a ring bad and last year it was down to gsw and spurs for him
so yeah he's going
>>69245500
Can never hate Dirk. Andy Dick could be the Mavs owner and I'd still root for the Mavs
>>69245542
Lakers/Knicks
Celtics if only to fuck his boy KD over in the finals with IT coming off the bench.
>Cuban was one of the people bitching about the lakers getting CP3 and now he's helping the warriors get durant
>>69244878
You mean 2?
>>69245542
He comes home, where he cucks the Memes for a third straight year with their biggest nemesis, our Saviors.
>>69245436
>Warriors lose the finals because they're soft fuckniggas who can't go hard in da paint
>double down on this by signing The Slim Reaper aka The Servant
Every team building to beat GSW is gonna be signing and drafting silverback gorilla realnigga wrecking balls. I'm excited
HOW DOES KD TO GSW NOT GET VETTOED
>Guard Shaun Livingston has been told Warriors will pick up his team option paying $5.8 million for next season, source told @TheUndefeated.
>>69245547
By joining the fucking Warriors? KD should grow some balls but after this, its apparent he doesn't need them anymore
>>69245495
That pink shirt of Olynyk ruined the meeting
>>69245604
Wasnt a trade. Cant veto Free Agent signings
Coach Kerr fired when?
You just know OKC cuck fans will cheer for him when the Warriors play in OKC
>>69245473
Man that's some wizard of oz shit
Wade
>No brains
Melo
>No bravery
CP
>No heart
LeBron
>No place like home
>>69245497
Probably Paddy Power or Vegas
If you can think of a prop bet, some casino in Nevada will take you up on it
>>69245638
oh, well shit, everybody loves lebron now
>>69245674
Like hell they will. He's getting booed out of the arena.
>>69245537
>>69245571
Or who the commissioner even is?
>>69245530
they are only gonna be able to keep everyone two or three years unless the owners are willing to pay a shit load in luxury tax. Curry and durant when he opts out next year are gonna take up 65% of the cap. klay expires after the 18-19 and green expires the year after that and they are both gonna command 30% max deals as well.
Is Durant now more hated than Curry?
>>69245675
Fire post
>>69244863
It's too summer for that bro, but I kekd
>>69245675
>>69245547
If that were true, he'd leave for another young up-and-coming team to mentor like Milwaukie or Minnesota, not fucking Golden State
>>69245675
>Wade
>No brains
>CP
>No heart
You got the other two right but these make no sense. Wade is one of the craftiest players ever, hence why he can still play with a broken body. CP3's manlet rage can also be attributed as heart, its his teammates that have no heart.
>>69244501
2016 was an asterisk too then faggpt. As soon as bogut went out they were done
>>69245734
Nah it's all one package now. They're all hated.
EMERGENCY BTC MEETING: CODE RED ALERT
KEVIN FUCKING DURANT JUST LEFT FOR OUR SWORN ENEMY, THE VERY TEAM WE FORMED THIS ALLIANCE AGAINST
HE IS OFFICIALLY DISGRACED, STRIPPED OF HIS FORMER ACCOMPLISHMENTS, REPUTATION, AND VARIOUS OTHER MERITS OF HONOR OR RESPECT
HE'S NOW OFFICIALLY MARKED
A SNAKE
A SNAIL
A WORM
A STRAIN OF BACTERIA
THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE POSSIBLE
FUCK KEVIN DURANT
WESTBROOK
DAME
KYRIE
LEGOD
DESTROY THIS MAN
DESTROY THIS TEAM
DESTROY THIS NEW NBA
>>69245720
Green is good but Clay is a meme faggot. He'll get shipped off to the Mavs and you'll never hear from him again.
dwyane "power move" wade will leave the heat too i'm sure.
>>69244600
THANK YOU UNCLE DREW
>>69244600
THANK YOU UNCLE DREW
>>69245601
Westbrook is from Long Beach, fampai
His home is Lelkers or Clip Show
Welp, at least C's get to keep Amir and Jerebgod
>>69245752
Yeah bogut who's so important to their team they just traded his ass lmao
Bogut is not comparable to losing Kyrie
Wade to Cavs is 100% happening
>>69245759
Nobody gives a fuck what you think
>>69245304
Is derek carr the reason durant went to GS? As a way of thanking based carr?
Everyone in the NBA should call Kevin Durant "The Snake" from now on. I bet Durant would welcome the nickname too.
>>69245759
FUCK KEVIN DURANT
DUDE SPURS/WARRIORS VS LEBRON IN THE FINALS LMAO
>RBL
>BTC
What alliance does GWS belong to?
>>69245751
If he was crafty then his body wouldn't be broken in the first place. Wade's reluctance to develop his J instead of charging at the rim all the time not only cost him a championship but also cost him his longevity.
lol kd btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6U5lKy5ofo
kd is a weenie btw.
>>69245742
>>69245796
They're over the cap after Bron signs
Cavs aint getting new talents
BTC ON SUICIDE WATCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69245759
FUCK KEVIN DURANT
>>69245836
>SPURS
>>69245734
Hated equally, the hate for Durant is just more passionate right now.
Getting seduced by the dark side is probably worse than just being evil from the start though.
>yfw game seven against the Cavaliers, KD looks in the stands and sees Westbrook crying, shaking his head. Russell points to the Cavs' basket, mouths "you can still choose", and KD expends all of his energy blocking the Warriors' game winning layup taken by Curry, who lands so awkwardly he literally snaps his shin bones and can never play again.
>LeBron oversees the funeral for Durant and hands Westbrook a championship ring the Cavaliers made for Durant. With the NBA saved forever, Westbrook signs with the Cavaliers and the new dynasty order begins.
>>69245792
He is though faggot. Who the fuck else could keep Thompson off the boards?
> goes out for last 3 games
> his team loses last 3 games
> not important
>>69245734
I just realized he joined GSW so he could get closer to Ayesha
>>69245542
Westbrook
McCollum
Ingram
Deng
Cousins
>>69245759
btc vs whr
officially the bigger broship battle than spc vs lbr
>>69245791
>Jerebgod
what fucking euro misses too many 3's. get rid of him
>>69245837
They don't deserve to be in a broship
all broships should ally against gsw they are the sauron of the NBA
>>69245231
She doesn't have nuts though, should be fine
kek the memeiors are going to implode
>no bench
>4 chuckers playing at the same time
>>69245759
I hate the broship meme, but this post cracked me up. 10/10
>>69245866
They're the only team that even have a chance there
>>69245537
the commisioner cant just deny any trade he doesn't like. the only reason the chris paul trade got rejected was because the 29 other teams technically owned the hornets at that time. david stern was technically in charge of basketball operations although he had never act upon it until that trade
>>69245759
>mfw it's already over.
>>69245625
Bring Olynyk ruined the meeting. Having a team so bad that Kelly Olynyk gets minutes ruined the meeting.
decide, faggots
>>69245759
FUCK KEVIN DURANT
Did the Clippers do anthing other than resign Austin Rivers and Crawford?
>>69245796
>Wade takes the absolute minimum just to save the NBA
I want to believe
>>69245939
a 10% chance at best
Spurs couldn't keep up with Curry and Klay on the outside and now they have to deal with KD too
>>69245956
Both.
Bash both in with a sledgehammer.
>>69245956
Both.
>>69245956
I choose the third button, you're a chink faggot
>>69245855
why did I kek so hard
>>69245978
He's already pissed from all the pay cuts he's taken in Miami
Had the Warriors won Game 7 do you think he'd still join?
I miss the 2013 Heat. At least they were fucking likeable villians and fun to watch.
>>69245974
Wes Johnson re-signed
>>69245980
But since now OKC is worse, Spurs don't have any competition to the WCF now besides Clippers.
So now it'll just be GSW/Spurs WCF
>>69245922
Who the fuck needs a bench when you have 3 of the top 10 scorers who are all under the age of 28?
>>69245956
Button smashing both right now TBQH
>>69245939
Spurs need to get Gasol now but even with him they only have a small chance to upset the memes
>>69245956
they aren't mutually exclusive tard
there's no point in winning 73 games without a championship because the objective is to win the championship first and foremost.
but that doesn't mean golden state wasn't a great team, it just means there season wasn't a success.
>>69246014
Yes he's proven to be a cuck
>>69245956
I don't see the conundrum, both are equally true, there is no contradiction.
>Durant says he's tired of being 2nd all the time
>proceed to go to a team where he'll likely be the 2nd option
>>69245855
he unironically has a point
