ITT: Players who would've become criminals or terrorists if they weren't good at playing football.
He would have founded a cult and scammed people for money and power.
Tévez, Banega and Rojo
>>69233883
How is that any different from what he does now?
>>69233857
He would just be a regular portuguese gypsy selling socks and tshirts for 5 euros each and dealing drugs on the side.
Benzema. Well he became a criminal anyway.
>>69233857
Ibrahimovic was born and raised in a Swedish Muslim Ghetto, he admitted that he stealed bikes, he also is arrrogant, I could see him as a future ISIS recruit.
>>69233883
Nah, Portuguese gypsies only mug you on the street or sell drugs
>>69233857
Any south american
90% of the NFL nigs.
>>69233915
Talking about Isis recruits
Almost 90% of the French NT would be Street thugs If wasn't for Football playing skills.
>>69233857
Pepe would be a thug for some low tier mafioso
Obligatory
>>69233935
He looks like a Mulatto or even a sandnigger, are Italians even White?
>>69233937
You clearly don't know pepe...
Hes a good guy
>>69233915
He's catholic tho
Rooney. Either a petty thief or a bald low-waged dockworker
Renato Sanches would be Arnold Schwarzenegger's biggest enemy
>>69233961
t. negrinho
>>69233973
>What are converts?
>>69234477
kek
>>69233961
it's a pretty known fact, mediterraneans aren't white.
He would be a child soldier in Sierra Leone or wherever he's from
>>69234580
top kek
>>69234515
Convert how?
His father was a "muslim" and his mother catholic.
>>69233857
The funny part is that this is 100% true.
>>69233915
An old family friend called him Jew. I always thought that was appropriate because Ibrahimovic certainly doesn't fit in with Svenson or Johanson.
I never accept that guy as a Swede.
Wtf are you talking about LOL obviously by the end of the summer nobody is white except dungeon nerds come in winter and find me a brown skinned italian if you can
>>69233911
>Earns millions
>Blackmails for thousands
He went full Dr.Evil with that retarded idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyyqoHCkw9I
>>69233964
A lot of people here get their opinions from footymemes
The Syrian Ibrahimovic, Omar Al Soma
Probably would be fighting against Assad's men.
>>69234928
>Probably would be fighting against Assad's men
>believing the amerifat propaganda
lel
>>69234689
I can already see him squatting with his bidlo m8s
>No Tofting
Step it up /sp/.
He would have become a Rabbi
>>69234980
>mfw Balo was unironically accused of antisemitism by the english FA for posting a dank meme
>>69234532
>tfw western asian
>still lighter than zaza
i'm lighter than most arabs desu
>>69234980
Why are his fingers so fat?
Rooney would have been in jail for joyriding, he's iq is literally too low to work in a warehouse or bar. if he fucks around with hookers again I could see him becoming gazza but worse
>>69235125
I hate him but judging by his interviews, he isn't that retarded
Kane on the other hand...
He'd be the guy forcing you to rob a bank while keeping most of the profits because of a favor he did for you back in prison.
>>69235344
Or get caught with 3TB of kiddyporn
>>69235012
>£25k fine for this
>raised in a Jewish family
>>69235344
I came here to post him, he unironically looks like a Bond villain
![547c7dd410b9b_459622162[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fezrdn7.jpg "547c7dd410b9b_459622162[1].jpg")
he would literally be running a cartel in south america right now
>>69233964
Its much easier to be good guy when your rich
>>69233948
SACRIFICE ON RAILWAY TRACKS
Pic related.
Oh wait he actually DID found a Bavarian Mafia organization (what also happens to be a football club) after a career ending injury.
The absolute madman.
>A hund is er scho'
A lifetime of bar brawls with a few stabbings here and there.
>>69233948
SEND TRANSMISSION FROM THE ONE ARMED SCISSOR
>>69235980
bueno taste, papi.
>>69235860
Balo is great
He would have probably ended selling coke and pot in the street if it wasn't for football
>>69236022
I remember the press going apeshit insane about this.
The best was when people relentlessly calling him a nigger got all offended because he was such an antisemite and a racist.
Good times, I miss old Balo.
>>69235980
>>69235980
exoskeleton
charging at the railroad tonight
![2013[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mm5YfhP.jpg "2013[1].jpg")
>>69236044
Speaking of coke.
>>69235344
He'd have joined ISIS after converting to Islam.
![adrianogang[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pO3esoW.jpg "adrianogang[1].jpg")
>>69236066
i really don't get what you are trying to say
He would be a drugdealer now
More than half of chilean squad
Hell, Medel's family was full of narco aunties and cousins. Anyway, he is a good lad.
>>69236122
Not on the pitch.
Adriano - mid level drug dealing
Felipe Melo - armed robbery/kidnapping/homicide
Ronaldo, Ronaldinho - pickpocketing
>>69235594
What a monster, how could he be attracted to this poor child.
>>69236142
Well he is really nice outside the pitch. But his family it's shit desu
They could give him a role in Narcos
>>69236064
did they try to hang him or what holy shit
>>69236219
He got burnt with boiling water as a child.
Didn't fix his face because he doesn't give a shit.
>>69236219
he dropped boiling water in his face when he was a kid
>>69233915
When Zlatan grew up in Malmö it wasnt nearly as bad as it is now, Sure it was kinda shit by Swedish standards but not third world tier shit it is today. He wants piety points when hes talking about the "harsh environment"
debt/protection money collector
>>69236099
>Adriano has better trigger discipline than the other guy
>>69236121
He is half-Indonesian lol, could one of the bad guys of the Raid movies.
>>69236305
His sister looks like a tranny
>>69236343
More like your average squatter.
>>69233900
Kek
Better pic here.
>>69236050
I hope he will come back next year, but he need to be more confident and more CALM
>>69236386
that jaw tho
>>69236144
which Brazilian player would have been a transexual?
I remember in my city Palermo in a very poor neighborhood there was a lady who worked in prostitution who was called Ronaldinho because she had big teeth and lips.
![Arsenal-v-Chelsea-Community-Shield[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5ojkzWq.jpg "Arsenal-v-Chelsea-Community-Shield[1].jpg")
Cult leader for sure
which he already is
also half the nba would be in some kind of gang
finally suarez
>>69236180
>repeatedly drives drunk and injures people
>nice guy
>>69236409
I've seen much worse, honestly.
Would be a model
this guy definitely
>>69236985
my nigga
was doing the quenelle every time i scored for weeks
RIP you absolute madman
>>69237050
this polemic was so damn shit, they used to say the quenelle gesture was nazi tier, in fact it just represents how far in your ass the jew are putting there arms, so you can do a little quenelle from half arm, or deep quenelle from shoulder ;) it's just fun banter from a comic there, but you know, as long as we touch at the jews we're racist xenophob and not humans...
Pretty much everyone south of Sweden and their immigrants too.
Literally do South Americans even have jobs besides football or coke dealing?
>>69233916
thought you can buy drugs online like normal people in Portugal, because of the lax laws
>>69237281
Drugs aren't legal, thing is its consumption does not constitute in a crime
>Le Bandera is my hero face
>>69237332
TIL, thanks bro
aren't consuming drugs imply you did get them in the first place? How is that not incriminating?
>>69237338
I assume about 70% of the football slavs are criminals anyway.
Remember that Steven Gerrard has family connections to organised crime and had to give evidence against his family once. Without football, he would probably be Phil Collins's bodyguard.
>>69237484
Russian oligarch caught with an underage prostitute.
this jerk...
>>69233883
>>69237450
Buying isn't a crime either, only selling. That's why you can only have a certain number of doses with you, otherwise you go to court
>>69237586
came here to post him
>>69237726
So weird. When I was in Lisbon I had several men come to me and offer me weed. So, correct me if I'm wrong, they can carry these doses with them, but they are committing a crime once they are trying to sell me their stuff?
Why don't have a system like in the Netherlands? And what about other drugs like LSD, cocaine and heroine? Irrc Portugal doesn't bother either?
>>69237897
Those guys are gypsies and aren't selling actual drugs, that's why the police can't jail them. And yeah, no one can sell but one is allowed to have more than one dose on him.
All drugs are on this system.
>>69236386
YOU JUST KNOW
>>69233857
That guy once went to a shitty neighborhood around Lisbon and got mugged by niggers, kek. He's not gangster at all, apart from tattoos.
>>69233948
imo doing heroin was pretty good for his career
prostitution ring leader
>>69237654
nah, I can see him as a fireman trying to rescue cats
>>69237897
> but they are committing a crime once they are trying to sell me their stuff?
Yes.
>>69234689
He just wanted to remove muggles, that aint a crime
brutish henchman that would intimidate the competition with his twin brother.
>>69237897
Kek, they mix plaster with laurel leaves .... Or they LITERALLY SELL YOU A BROTH CUBE kek
