4th of July barbecue at mom and dad's
>Me: Hey Dad have you been watching the Euro?
>"it's all fucking rigged son. Chile bought the Copa, just like they bought the last one, Messi quit because he knows this and it makes no sense for him to continue playing this shitty rigged sport. All sports are rigged by Jews now and there is no point in wasting your time watching.
>Me: So England vs Iceland was rigged?
>no, England are shit have been so for years.
Is he right, /sp/?
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your dad sounds like an uneducated idiot
>>69231718
>a leaf
would honestly take this criticism from anyone else
>>69231737
your dad sounds like an uneducated idiot.
>>69231737
your dad sounds like an uneducated idiot
>>69231754
shut up mexican
>>69231737
>your dad sounds like an uneducated idiot
>>69231737
your dad sounds like an uneducated idiot
>>69231718
>>69231773
>>69231777
>le ebin maymay
to deny that sports are rigged is fucking stupid
maybe that's why you all post here
is this a bit too thicc or just thicc enough?
I'm inclined towards the former 2bh
>>69231680
>talking about soccer
>on the Fourth of July
what a fucking KEK
>>69231680
>two Americans in the same family watching soccer
Build wall.
>>69231737
your dad sounds like a good guy and I'd have a beer with him
>>69231718
You're dad sounds like a uneducated idiot
>>69231793
>>69231797
boreball is dead, NBA is shit, hockey (lel), and NFL is on off-season
all that aside, soccer is literally going to be the biggest sport in this country before 2025
i mean fuck, we just hosted a Copa America and sold out literally every game
rugby with pads is only good cause of the half time show, which is jewed as fuck anyways
>>69231790
not enough thicc desu
>>69231827
you should ditch the pads too
>>69231680
>get invited to bbq/hangout at friends house
>everyone is watching the portugal - hungary game on big screen tv
>a lot of cool dudes and cute girls talking, drinking, watching the game
>this one girl is an absolute dime and keeps starring at me and smiling
>go over to talk
>appears that shes really into me and gets closer to me
>puts her hand on my leg
>wow! how is this happening?! maybe i can impress her by saying something funny
>ronaldo scores third goal
>everybody celebrating
>i stand up and yell TSUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! at the top of my lungs
>everybody looks at me like i have crippling downsyndrome
>"...h-ha-ha... y-you guys dont know that one? i-its this thing ronaldo says..."
>girls smile immediately disappears and goes somewhere else
>end of the party i catch up to her to get her number
>"i dont think thats a great idea anon..."
>>69231784
(you)
>>69231680
>(You)
the faggot who made this thread is almost as stupid as his dad
>>69231898
>leaf
kek
did your dad graduate high school?
srs question
>>69231908
lmao
>>69231827
Leave my country you faggot spic.
>>69231928
>mad a spics
problem?
>>69231848
Kek
>there are people posting on /sp/ RIGHT NOW who unironically have a leaf on their flag
>>69231848
I do the TSU everytime and girls love it. Make sure your guests are familiar with the TSU before employing it. Show them videos of TSU happening before hangouts and reunions, that's my tip.
pls respond
is your mum also your aunt?
>>69231928
>amerrilards unable to grasp that sawker is gaining momentum and will become a top 3 most watched sport in the next decade.
You should embrace it, about time USMNT joined in the most popular sport in the world.
Your dad sounds like an uneducated idiot.
I pretty much accepted all soccer matches are rigged. Once you get over that you can just sit back and enjoy realizing it's just entertainment and it doesn't mean anything
>>69231848
hahahahahahhaha what a fag.
>>69232209
the copa america was largely attended by south, central americans and mexicans coming here to see their teams. if you're going to use attendance as a reason why the sport is growing, how come it isn't already popular after the 1994 World Cup? the attendance was great for that event. but now here we are 22 years later and the sport is still less popular than hockey.
>>69231737
your dad sounds like an uneducated idiot
>>69231680
>England are shit
You're not Americans get the fuck out of my country
>>69231956
I just realized there are TWO leaves in my flag.
>tfw Im the only one in my family who watches sports
>>69232299
TWO
>>69232305
There are like 10 leaves in Mexico's flag
>everyone ITT defending englelnd
/sp/ is dead
hello rebbit
>>69231827
many games weren't close to sold out and I think like 3M people watched the USA Argentina game
that's nothing
>>69231848
I hope this is real
what kind of nigger feels the need to photoshop the one on the right in the first place ffs... also op confirmed for having to go back.
>>69231848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNA8ctJkC1w
>>69232976
Thanks for the info bro. I'd dap you up if I could
>>69231737
Your dad sounds like a Canadian.
>>69231680
He's right about the England part that's for sure.
Other than that he sounds like an angry 24 year old who does watch sports, so I'm thinking "things that OP made up for 500$".
>>69232299
Also four flowers and a pink lion that wears nail polish.
Spain confirmed for gay af
>>69231680
I think your dad understands football.
>>69231737
would honestly take this criticism from anyone else
>le blame the jews for random shit meme
people do that outside of /pol/ and 4chan? kek, its current year
Why do people photoshop bad bitches? She already had a fat ass on her
God i wanna fuck sadie
>>69236117
Everyone has their own jews to put the blame on. It's only natural.
