MLW:Brewers purchase Will Middlebrooks' contract
STL:Piscotty hits grand slam, Cards sweep MIL
NYY:Andrew Miller informed he won't be traded
NYY:Mark Teixeira homers twice as Yankees roll
PIT:Melancon earns 24th save, Bucs sweep A's
SEA:Seth Smith slugs grand slam against the O's
LA:Brandon McCarthy outstanding in 2016 debut
WAS:Espinosa mashes grand slam in blowout win
WAS:Strasburg keeps Reds out of hit column in win
NYM:Flores homers twice as Mets sweep Cubs
NYM:Syndergaard (elbow) shines in win over Cubs
MIN:Kintzler picks up fourth save versus Rangers
First for >rags
8.5 GB
orioles
>blow gays
>rags
>>69229488
no matter how desperate, pathetic, or woeful your life gets
you will NEVER be zack hample
coming back senpaitachi
>>69229532
is there a video of him catching the ball?
/WildCard/
>>69229538
where do you get these
should I be happy or worried
>>69229524
>getting swept in 4 by the mariners
why is the 82nd airborne angry that some faggot got a ball?
>Go to ballpark
>7th inning stretch
>this comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpLmTAFk9LQ
>home crowd gets lit the fuck up
>implying this isn't better than the snoozefest God Bless America
>>69229545
I'm a mets fan now desu
Emmy is literal perfection
>>69229488
He is doing nothing wrong.
>>69229554
I just find pics and edit them
>>69229556
Both
>>69229536
this tbqh
>your claim to fame being you caught another guys ball
fucking faggot
>>69229566
>22-9
>rags
>>69229556
Hopefully the O's can handle the Doyers
Making it to the All-Star break with this lead intact is my barometer- over and it'll be okay, under and there might be trouble. After the break Panik will be back, Romo will come up and I think Duffy will be better?
>>69229576
I went to the opening day where she sang the national anthem. It was weird having a boner during the national anthem.
>>69229566
ONE
>>69229613
>>69229618
just kill me and reincarnate me as mr. met
why is she so goddamn perfect
>>69229621
MODS
>>69229621
STRIKE
>>69229615
Pence could possibly be back soon after the break too. Everybody else is even closer to being back
>>69229648
AWAY
>>69229580
I figured but where is there a cache of anime girls playing baseball?
I kinda figured I would know if there were any good series
>>69229663
TWICE
>>69229635
>>69229680
why would a god fill a universe with such beauty and then make it unreachable to me
>>69229631
>no more games against Seattle this year
Finally
y'all have had the O's number this season.
>>69229669
what, baseball is big in japan, there's many baseball anime. and plenty of fan art
>>69229672
>there's a W at the end on the Cards side of the chart made up of data connecting lines
>>69229751
l-lewd
>>69229751
>baseball is big in japan
pedophilia is too
>>69229751
I'm sure there's tons but I can't think of any iconic baseball manga/anime like captain tsubasa for soccer or slam dunk or prince of tennis
For a while now I've wondered why there's no shounen series with like over a thousand chapters about baseball, it's really fucking weird considering that baseball is way more popular there than any of those other sports, at least to my knowledge
>>69229765
there's actually two
>one strike away
>twice
>literally twice
>>69229791
>Rags
>>69229808
Ace of Diamond could have been, if it wasn't for that faggot Furuya ruining it.
Cross Game comes pretty close though
>>69229808
touch was huge senpai
one of the most popular anime in japan, old as fuck though. I think the problem is that they never really caught on in the west at all, probably because most of the west doesn't care about baseball I guess
Major is also pretty iconic. One outs is pretty well known also. My favorite is cross game, definitely less well known
>>69229808
>no shounen manga about baseball
(You)
>>69229808
Major is super long but I don't think it's translated
The anime is long too it's like 6+ seasons and follows him from childhood to adulthood.
>>69229860
>>69229850
>>69229847
>>69229852
clearly there is no consensus though. I guess it's not that weird that's it's so fragmented simply because of how popular the sport is but I still kinda find it weird there's no contemporary hugely popular iconic baseball series. I mean you got kids going crazy over a fucking volleyball manga now
>>69229911
god fucking damn it organize them and make their logos visible reeeeeee
>>69229917
hanaotoko is probably my favorite baseball related manga. it's the same guy who did ping pong
So wait, why does everyone hate Zack Hample?
Did he do something in particular?
>>69229917
there is consensus, just not in the west because they never became well known here. But in Japan, Touch was massive, definitely iconic. not even just an iconic baseball manga or even sports manga, just iconic.
Adachi Mitsuru wrote a ton of sports manga, mostly baseball. Touch is easily the most popular, but H2 and Cross Game are pretty big too
Major is iconic for baseball also
And Diamond Ace is the current most popular, it's still ongoing, I think about 500 chapters so far. I wouldn't say it's iconic, yet at least
>>69229984
He payed $1000 to get into a military only MLB game that was hosted at Fort Bragg today.
He then caught a ball and bragged about it on social media.
Military people are pissed about it and going apeshit on twitter.
I want weebs to leave
>>69229941
Anon your autism is showing
>>69230028
They're ok, mostly keep to themselves and come out when nothing of interest is happening, anyway.
>>69229917
There is a consensus, just not in the west
Touch was fucking enourmous back in the day.
>>69230028
>>69230028
>>69230099
sauce?
>>69230106
kekd
>>69230028
>Rags
Also, help me out guys, on my forum, people actually think John Oliver is funny because he's sarcastic and only because of that.
How should I reply?
>>69230140
by shutting the fuck up and not being a bitch
>>69230140
you should definitely reply with outdated /pol/ memes
>>69229984
aside from being an attention-whoring, spastic, autistic, obsessed social media nerd
>>69230106
this is one of the few shows I'll watch this season. I read the manga and it was pretty decent. This season is ass though way too much fujoshit
>>69230140
tell them that sarcasm isn't humor in the year 2016
>>69230140
>Current year
>not liking John Oliver
>>69230140
>on my forum
>>69230127
Jin-Roh, senpai. Top 5 all time animu.
>>69230158
what is it?
>>69230057
>>69230005
Sweet now I know what to watch/read
Still though, I've never really heard of any of these series being referenced to in other japanese shit. Maybe I just didn't get it, but still, if Touch was so iconic I feel like I should've heard about it.
Like when you think basketball manga or tennis manga, there's the one series that just stands out and is kind of synonymous with the topic within the whole manga/anime mediasphere. maybe I just haven't watched enough
thanks anyway weebbros
>>69230175
read the filename, senpai.
>>69230140
He was funny on the Daily Show. Never watched him after that.
>>69229917
Touch sold over 100 million comics. One of only 13 manga to do so (Slam Dunk also did).
>>69230184
>Costanza Orange
o-ok..
>>69230197
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(manga)
Admittedly the title isn't clear from the image
>>69229488
only butthurt liberals and armyfags are mad about this
>>69230226
most people get mad at a person when he does something everyone else was not allowed to do
>>69230244
Liberalism in a nutshell
>>69230020
Why are the military dudes so butthurt?
>>69230181
I've seen Touch referenced several times, can't tell you where though. but if you've seen/read a lot I think you'll have some moments of familiarity when reading/watching touch of having seen that referenced. probably
>Touch (1985-1987) was the highest rated anime of its day (according to some sources, the highest rated anime ever aired)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_manga
only published in a 5 year span while most of the other best sellers ran for much longer
>>69230254
/pol/ logic in a nutshell
some people just use liberalism as a way to strike out at their mediocrity and the inherent hierarchy in society. kinda what /pol/tards do too
>>69230289
>inherent heiarchy
Please you words you understand, shitlib
>>69230272
because he could have given the ball to a kid or a soldier.
I find it funny how so many people can get butthurt over a ball.
>>69230254
>His country was founded on liberalism
>>Deutschland
>>69230295
lol epic dude simply epic
>>69230295
what part didn't make sense to you?
>>69230295
"Please you words"
Back to your containment board with you.
t. Alt-right thinker
>>69230285
Touch was great, but I consider Cross Game to be the author's best work.
Cross Game is just so comfy.
WHERE'S
>>69230332
non-existent
>>69229573
Because he(the guy who got the ball) doesn't give a fuck about the reason the game is happening but only cares about his baseball cred. He is a semen slurping faggot.
>>69230289
>inherent hierarchy
>in society
>liberalism
And yet this is the problem with liberalism (classical/neo-/etc, not American "liberal").
I work at a minor league park, and one of those ballhawk guys (not sure if it was Hample) showed up last year before a game and actually introduced himself to the press box.
The promo team was then instructed not to do any giveaways/t-shirt tosses/etc to his entire section for the game.
>>69230350
>Because he(the guy who got the ball) doesn't give a fuck about the reason the game is happening
You mean playing baseball?
>>69230356
>Classic Liberalism is bad
>Rags
>>69230285
oh btw, I actually don't like touch very much
one of my least favorites of Adachi's manga, H2 would probably my favorite if not for the subpar ending. Cross Game is great. Some of his other works are good too. I really like nine, though it's pretty short
the anime also is very dated, might be hard to digest
>>69230329
same
>>69230329
Nah man the last game of Touch where they play Sumi Tech is probably the best single sports manga arc of all time.
At least, in my opinion.
>>69230358
fuck ballhawks. they are cancer.
>>69230285
Funny, I've seen all the other top ten on that list referenced, but not touch.
It could be the references are subtle and if it was really that iconic you wouldn't need much for people to get the reference, what might be just a random baseball scene to me could be actually alluding to touch
>>69230358
>not to do any giveaways/t-shirt tosses/etc to his entire section for the game.
Why not just hand it to people to the ballhawk fag can't get to it?
>>69229488
>PIT:Melancon earns 24th save, Bucs sweep A's
>>69230364
Playing baseball. Yes. For military personnel and their family since, due to their voluntary service, they typically cannot attend games with their kids and family. He only wanted more attention and doesn't actually care about the game. He is a ballhawk.
>>69230356
You have completely missed the fucking point you hysterically insecure fucking retard
If your ideal is to not have a hierarchy, then you strike out at the existing one.
but of course you see one thing that doesn't align with your dogma and you cream your pants in excitement because there's an evil nasty liberal around and it's your sacred duty to put them to right
>>69230378
I've seen people dive across rows just to get a hot dog or promo ball tossed into the stands
>>69230395
Thank you for posting something baseball related
This thread is cancer
>>69230416
this entire website is cancerous you're in the wrong place friendo
>>69230412
This.
>>69230358
>>69230430
Yeah, but sometimes it's bearable
The whole internet is cancer in general
>>69230365
But >rag would be pro-liberalism, dingus, they're all cucked to the max by capitalism
lol, these welfare queens really stick together, even with pointless baseball games. someone literally DIED and you're at BASEBALL when its meant for MILITARY man
>>69230416
You are cancer. Suck a chode and kys
>>69230412
I meant literally handing into it them, like going up to them and putting it right in their hands, but yeah fuck people like that.
>>69230451
You are inherently cancer
Mlb.com writers took the jints #1in this week's rankings over the cubes kek
>>69230449
wdhmbt
>>69230272
because he's 38, he's a grown fucking man. he's like that co-worker who knows way too much about transformers
only his obsession affects real people in real life
>>69230400
Oilrig workers don't have it any better. They also work in dangerous conditions to secure oil for us. And they also don't get to see family for long stretches of time.
No one's hosting a fucking baseball game in the Gulf of Mexico any time soon.
>>69230400
>For military personnel and their family since, due to their voluntary service
Wait, you mean I already pay them to be the most inefficient and disastrous, chaos inducing force of fuck-up-ery in human history AND they get to go to a free fucking baseball game?
>>69229488
Someone post that webm of Cuck Hample getting bodied for a homerun ball at a recent Yankees game.
seff
>>69230519
> he said, posting from the safety of his parent's guestroom
they're gonna kick you out if you don't get a job, kid
>>69230519
take your edge back to ribbit
>>69230524
>off Ronaldo Menendez
real impressive there, Seff Smiff
>>69230519
>>69230510
kys faggots
>>69230553
mommy will never kick me out
>>69230510
They also get compensated extremely well.
>>69230524
> that location
> that line
jesus, my grimgram could have hit that out
>>69230551
>>69230553
How many years did it take to kill Osama, again? Oh, and you mean Al Qaida is still active? Wait, you mean there's an even BIGGER and WORSE Al Qaida now? And it's all because the US is a fucking homer when it comes to international politics and warfare?
>b-b-basement d-d-dweller muh freedom
WHEW lad stay fucked
>>69230510
cause you make mad fucking $$$$$$$ as a oil rig worker
>they dont get to see family for long stretches of time
they literally have 2 weeks on then 4 off, I'm pretty sure
>>69230553
>>69230564
They're right though. They're trained drones who would turn on American civilians in a second if told to. They're mercenaries. It's a job and they get paid to do it. Big whoop. The only reason I respect them is because they think they're doing the right thing
>>69230524
Ubaldo.... :/
>>69230524
>>69230593
> i don't understand how insurgent groups work
> i don't understand why ISIS formed
> i don't know anything about geopolitics
you're cute, kid
>>69230613
you have more edge than bismuth.
>>69230613
>implying they haven't already
American police are just Army rejects.
>>69230593
There is always going to be a new big bad. That's how humanity works. There are always men/groups trying to decimate what is for a silly dream or words written in a 3,000 year old book.
And since the rest of the world doesn't want the US butt humping the bad guys, they get to grow and expand.
>>69230638
>>69230593
Both of you are cringey as fuck desu
>>69230643
Not really edgy though honestly...having a different opinion isn't being edgy
>>69230671
> cringey as fuck
oh jesus, man. at least try
goodnight mlb
>>69230700
>>69230719
KEKED
>>69230700
>>69230719
i could fucking beat off to this
>/mlb/
>chimping out about a manchild instead of talking baseball
shiggy
Ballhawks are manchildren. Baseball games at military bases are selling >muh patriotism feels to Baby Boomers and poor southern whites. Let's end this conversation and get back to more pressing baseball concerns.
Batters should no longer be allowed to call time.
>>69230719
if i saw that chode at a game, I would do just that.
>>69230700
>>69230719
Jesus Christ what a little bitch.
>tfw get roughly one full 5 gallon bucket full of balls from catching BP balls throughout a season.
preh cool mates
>>69230744
seriously who gives a fuck
>>69230773
>>69230772
step it up fampai or you'll never be as cool as 38 year old Cuck Hample
>>69230749
this. i'm a scrawny manlet with no upper body strength but i would do everything in my drunken power to ensure that scumfuck didn't get a ball
>>69230802
I donate my previous season's collection to my local little league programs for them to use as practice balls each spring.
>>69230638
>>69230657
There are people alive RIGHT NOW that have never not known a single night without a bomb going off somewhere near them. There are adults that were born in an actual, physical apocalypse, and then people outside of that apocalypse wonder why when they acted like morons and MADE that apocalypse, those people consolidate and join around an apocalyptic vision to fight against the people that are responsible for it (Americans). Life isn't a god damn Shounen animu, there isn't a secret big bad waiting to come out. ISIS is a direct development the US military adventurism via the Iraq war, which as we know had literally nothing to do with al-Qaida. Which, by the way, was invented by the US military to fight the communist government of Afghanistan.
Why should I get upset about a faggot ballhawk cucking this institution?
>>69229618
If you were Mr. Met, would you let Mrs. Met fuck Mariner Moose or Slider and be called a cuck just to spend one night with emmy?
>>69230820
just kidding m8 but that is pretty cool
>>69230825
Because without the military defending us, their failures would be invading your home
:^)
>>69230838
>>69230825
> ISIS is a direct development the US military
adventurism via the Iraq war
incorrect, isis started as a splinter group of al qaeda and gained traction as a result of the arab spring
> Why should I get upset about a faggot ballhawk cucking this institution?
who said you had to get upset about anything? stay self-righteous though, jackass
truly the worst alumni from my school ;_; 4chan pls don't judge
>>69230838
>If you were Mr. Met, would you let Mrs. Met fuck
Mate he doesn't have a choice
>>69230855
>>69230855
DELETE THIS
>>69230855
why is southpaw such a beta
>>69230872
I think youur school's rep is intact. This guy was clearly a faggot way before he got to college.
>>69230855
Mrs. Met's pussy is so loose, it has its own strike zone.
>>69230872
Literally didn't do anything wrong desu it's a game lads
whos fans explain this
>>69230918
SAVAGE
>>69230815
>His father was write Stoo Hample
The fuck kinda name is Stoo?
>>69230926
Forgot pic
>>69230947
Posing for a picture brah
t. not whos fan
>>69230886
she could only handle this much of Stomper
http://www.strawpoll.me/10660468
>>69230988
slider is cucklike desu as well desu senpai
Hows your BP ball collection looking /mlb/?
>>69231025
>rags
is green
POTTERY
>>69231025
Oh you know I'm going multiple choice sempai-kun
>>69231027
Slider doesn't have a wife tho?
>>69231025
>ms.
THE KEKENING
>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10660493
Is Oriole Bird the most alpha mascot? He probably has the largest dick because he's black.
>>69231112
>not crazy crab
>>69231025
>not choosing all of them
>>69229488
>>69231172
topcuck
>>69231112
>falling for the BBC meme
simply eric
>>69230838
I would sell Ms. Met to a sex traffic ring just to have Emmy sneer at me through a shitty 150KB/s internet stream while standing in a sandstorm with blackface on
>>69231172
>Stool Hample
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=446uAS8TIC0
>>69231172
>>69231284
i have never been more proud
>>69231229
s-stealth emmy thread?
>>69231297
it already was bruv, look up
> zack hample will never be reviled the way steve bartman was
the universe is truly unjust
>>69231297
lemme see her nipples and butt hole or fuck off
I saved this 5 years ago, just found it in my internet folder, enjoy
Braves = ProphetofAges, hank aaron, MusTARD Buzzard, >Shaw, Dan Struggla, Husker Brave, Braves Fan62, Svenne Bog, Phils Austicman,
Marlins = MiamiWILDCAT, FloridaDawg, Jsuits
Mets = ClingingMars, ChristAlmighty, Sabresfag, blackguywitglasses, GaryKeith&Ron, Francesa, Potatoes O'Grady, LGN, Kevin Burkhardt, JackGQ, Danny Haren GOAT
Phillies = Swingforthefences, PHANATIC, Phightin Troilets, PhillyCheese, AndyReid's Stache, Flyguy, PhillyBobcat, PhiladelphiaUNION, Pat Burrell, CHUTLEY, BillCosby, Phils Goodman, Judas Kiss, Sixers gonna six, Union of Anons, Chooch51
Nats = HKK (RIP), Chris Cooley, Chunky Soup, LGN
Cubs = CB/PG, Verjesus, Toews Me Bro, turbo,
Reds = DamnWeezy, Funk Brothers, CaseKeenum, BagsFlyFree, Full Retard, Soviet Spaceman
Astros = HoustonSunshinePumper, Butt Adams
Brewers = BeerDynasty, WIScObro
Pirates = PirateCaptain, CutchHappens(McClutchen), Pittsburgh Dynasty, BaseballTTUfag, Chocolate Hitler
Part 1
>>69231426
Cards = Dr.Doak, Kobra, OMDGMHG, E (TLL), LeX,
D-Backs = Commish Red (is a fat faggot), UPTOWN , Freakshow
Rockies = UZ (RIP), nfcLegend/iloveboxxy/iamshogun,
Dodgers = DwighttheDodgerface, Ditka, Emily, RaiderNation, Fluke, Tyrone Biggums (where you been?), Kopitardashian [CHILLINGLY BASED], Rager_Laser [Mighty Matt Kemp], Kings' Cup, Mogo, theRam
Padres = WHO'S YOUR, All Things SD
Giants = Tin_Heart_Warriors, Lady Godiva, California Republic, Bay Area Pride, Awesomugha, Hansa
Yankees = sluggerbro, michael kei igawa, Naoto, Mr. Metaphor, moot?, Dave's Sunflower Seeds Box, Rocky, David Seeds Box, and TJC
White Sox = TheBroFromChicago, Blackhawks/Nucks
Blue Jays = !iN.MY.aRMs, Chief Lazy Horse, GO JAYS GO, Mordecai, Rigby, Jaysbro, mute and Ted Roger's Ghost.
Mariners = Anon 1.1
Rangers = elvis andrus, Jerry jones, tikibar_beer, angelo state, cyberdwarf, champion, Real, teXaS
>>69231426
>>69231438
I assume you have this for blocking tripfags?
>>69231438
>>69231426
Is this what cancer looks like? You missed a few that were around then btw
>>69231453
I don't remember why I had the list saved as a text file, I doubt most of these people post anymore. Its literally 5 years old
>>69231461
I know it was incomplete at the time, just figured it would be some late night lels
hey guys am i cool yet
>>69231426
jesus I miss jsuits. he used to opost all the time.
pirate captain is around right still? I havent seen mustard buzzard around in a while
>bandwagon phillie fans
>>69231510
the phillie fans made me lel the most
>>69231510
>>69231426
> Soviet Spaceman
god DAMN, i forgot about that dude entirely. i wonder what ever happened to him
http://www.strawpoll.me/10660634
>>69229488
are people really mad over this? a vet made $1000 extra, what's the problem?
>>69231559
limpdick hample represents everything wrong with obsessive "fan" behavior
>>69231559
>believing that damage control from Cuck Hample
He probably was afraid he wouldn't make it out of Fort Bragg unless he made up a story.
>>69231438
>Emily
This was the 80 IQ obnoxious tranny from Hawaii bandwagoning all California teams right? Literally the most cancerous trip to ever grace /sp/
>>69229556
>Doyers with Kershit on DL with bad back
>Jints with 3 reliable starting pitchers
>The roster is a freaking rotating door of a lineup
Eh....could be worst and the jints having an up and down season is so normal now. I would think jints fan be used to it by now. As long as the Giants are ahead of the doyers it all good.
>>69231652
more cancerous than DG?
>>69231426
>all those phillies trips
LOL
>>69231671
Yeah. Literally half the posts was DONT HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS tier trash and outdated /k/ memes ("""she""" was hated on /k/ too)
Lady Godiva was also a monumental faggot but at least amusing with his annual 49ers delusion
>>69231590
>damage control
no the $1000 is literally in the tinder profile that is the OP pic
>>69231559
>>69231709
Fuck off, Zack.
>>69231709
>believing a tinder profile
>>69231667
Peavy has been much better than Samardzija lately and is always great in the second half of the season. He has a 2.41 ERA in his last 7 starts. Suarez has also been great filling in for Cain
these percentages change way too much from game-to-game. 3 straight wins increase the odds by 10%? that's wack /mlb/
>>69231758
> i don't understand what probability means
I don't know what it is about baseball that attracts limp wristed beta cuckolds and terminal autists. Football is for normies, basketball is for dindus and baseball is for those skinny balding cucks with glasses who never talked to a woman and still pee their pants at 30.
>>69231758
But the Mariners won 4 straight.
>>69231776
Why do you have to be such a faggot?
Here's your (You) you desperately crave. Keep your projections to yourself please
>>69231780
i love how the marlins have cucked rodney out of a couple of million by having him as the set up guy
>>69231776
>baseball is for those skinny balding cucks with glasses who never talked to a woman and still pee their pants at 30.
Should be the tagline for the next thread.
>>69231776
Man I only piss my pants when I get blacked out
>>69231780
>>69229538
what filter is senpaitachi?
>>69231776
I'll play this game too!
Soccer is for Europhilic SJWs and hockey is for meme spouting man children.
See? Projection is fun init?
>>69231875
baka desu senpai
>>69231875
It's the filter that happens when you type senpaitachi
>>69230857
>incorrect, isis started as a splinter group of al qaeda
I'm not that guy but you truly can't be this ignorant
Isis has been caught dealing with Israelis and American vassal groups
They're literally another American made group used to push policies at home and away
We are still hovering over Syria because of them
>>69231875
desu senpai baka
>>69231894
lol so you know this but the international community doesn't?
ok, dude
>>69231875
i've never figured this out either. baka desu senpai
>>69231726
>>69231742
look, he got in somehow. one vet out there apparently didn't think it was egregious to resale the ticket, so I don't see the point in getting worked up over it
>>69231887
i know what those filteres are, i just dont know what senpaitachi means. people say that every once in a while and im assuming its a filter
>>69231912
FUCK OFF ZACK
>>69231922
I wonder too senpantuala
>>69231909
>the international community of states cooperating with US.
