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Is this the final nail in the coffin for ESPN?
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Is this the final nail in the coffin for ESPN?
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This guy is nearly 3 times heavier than me. How the fuck is he an athlete?
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What the fuck is happening to this country
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>AMERICAN """"""""""ATHLETES""""""""""
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>>69226281
What a stupid, fat nigger.
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I bet he runs the 40 better than anyone ITT
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>>69227198
Nope. I'm a track athlete with a 1.3 seconds 40 yard dash.
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>>69227198
Nope. I'm a track athlete with a 1.3 seconds 40 yard dash.
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>>69227025
He wouldn't be considered and athelete anywhere other that the US.
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He looks like the purple mascot thing of McDonalds
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>>69227277
>
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>>69227025
his job is basically to wrestle people. he doesn't have to be athletic because he doesn't have to move more than 5 yards.
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>>69227277
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>>69227314
forgot pic
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Anyone got stats on this dude? Height/weight?
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>>69227288
No one considers sumo wrestlers as athletes
>>69227332
Way more in shape than OP
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How big is his dick?
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>>69227343
6'7 425
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>>69227480

Holy shit how do you get that fat?
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>>69227198
Nope. I'm a track athlete with a 40 seconds 1.3 yard dash.
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>>69227283

It's called a Grimace you Neanderthal
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>>69227283
top kek
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>>69227198
i bet he runs faster than when Poland tried to run from Hitler
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>>69228974
Check out this fat fuck
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>>69226281
thought it was a Botero sculpture from the tumbnail
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>>69227283
Dont you fucking bad mouth Grimace.
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are these guys an athlete?
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>>69228638
He has a lot muscle.
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>>69229614

Yep. Strength is as much an athletic trait as jogging around the field for 90 minutes.
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>>69229427
I fucking miss Vinnie and his family of fat fucks. The clan would hit Outback Steakhouse in Bellingham all the time. They'd destroy a table full of literally every item on the menu.
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>>69227277

Lol. That's why all your fat power lifters are the pride of Bulgaria.
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>>69227277
The ultimate irony is that some of the prized athletes in Eastern Europe are power lifters with a lot of bodyfat.
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>>69227025
he's 3 times bigger and much much faster than you
imagine that ham beast running 35 meters in 4.7 seconds
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>>69229748
>move a few yards to the side
>has to take 10 seconds to recover
wow epic
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>>69229665

Well, hes a big guy
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>>69229812

Border is that way VVVV, Paco.

Also, why is the only athletic trait that soccer cucks and Yuros fetishize is stamina?

Jogging around, even for an hour, ain't shit. You got 80 year olds finish marathons every year.

Throwing up weight in the gym for a few minutes is much more tiring than prancing around at 7mph for 90 minutes.
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>>69229614

Kek'd hard at filename
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>>69229812
imagine instead of moving a few yards to the side, you took him head on, and then ultimately pushed him onto his back
because that's what this guy does for a living
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>>69226281
Can't believe this was on the homepage. Disgraceful
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>>69226281

I dont see the big deal about this
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>>69229835
For (you)
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His job is to take up space and push piles. Everything he's responsible for on the field is within five yards of the play, so it's not like he has to run at all. Having said that, when he was younger he was actually much quicker than you would think possible for a guy built like that. 5.08 40 yard dash is pretty freaky for a true 3-4 nose tackle, even.
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He runs a 5 second 40 despite being 300+

Vince is fucking awesome, and the only people that shit on him are euros that no nothing about him.
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>>69229032
>american knowlegde of history
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would literally destroy any eurobese divegrass faggot
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>>69227025
He's far more than 3 times stronger, faster, and more skilled than you.
And he has stamina, despite what people say. Sure, there's recovery time, but he's exerting himself 100% each play, over the entire game. Just as tough as jogging lightly the entire time.
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>>69227436
Probably pretty big... if you can find it
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i thought this was shaq
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>morbidly obese nigger is the pinnacle of American athletes
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>american "athletes"
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>>69229427
>mfw amerifats ITT are calling this guy faster than me

I could outrun this blob of lard when I was 12
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>>69232238
there is no such thing as "pinnacle" in football all of the positions are very different and they're all equally important.
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>>69232277
Lol keep telling yourself that. There's a reason why these guys are paid millions of dollars. They're literal genetic freaks
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>>69232238

try again dickrider
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>>69232277
I highly doubt you can run 40 yards in 5 seconds.
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