>No Belgium between us
>No Russians pestering our goal from the other direction
>No British aid
>No American aid
So, what's your plan, baguettes?
Are you ready for the semi-final solution 2.0?
I love the English doggo in that cartoon
>>69222810
We'll go full 1806
Germany lost two worlds wars
>>69222810
Breaking the curse
do it deutschland
>>69222810
You're now aware that Germany is French invention
YOU HAVE ONE JOB GERMANY.
NO SURVIVORS!
>>69222810
>Belgium is somehow relevant
Now I understand why you lost two WW
The white flag will be raised within 3 minutes
>>69222810
Last time we met, you lose.
You will fold like you all folded against france's might somewhere in history . And you'll love it.
>>69222915
And you didn't really win either
>Muh Allies!
The only time you fought against a even remotely unified germany you got stomped.
Surrender Monkey.
>you were born just in time to witness Blitzkrieg 2.0
>>69223081
Spanish education
>>69223157
see >>69223245
Supporting Germany on this one.
>>69223245
you will never have france's record hans
>france's national symbol is literally an animal associated with cowardice
Top kek, literally surrender monkeys
>>69223245
>And you didn't really win either
>>69223298
Wasn't speaking about >muh world wars
>>69223298
You will surrender again. You will surrender again without having a single ennemy army on your soil.
>>69223327
Is it propaganda time?
Common deutsch you know deep down you've already lost
>>69223381
>you didn't really win either
Daily reminder that this is what happens when France decides to fight Germany but isn't bailed out by Brits/Amerifats/Russians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Prussian_War
>>69223369
That guy gets it!
And one with everything and yoghurt sauce, Achmed!
>>69223381
No, the second time yoe even surrendered officially.
>All that half german babies in Paris.
With the power of Platini and refball, there's no way we can't lose.
If repeating digits, Germany wins 3:0
>>69223483
>And one with everything and yoghurt sauce, Achmed!
No yoghurt sauce unfortunately. I have mayo though
>>69223468
>implying the republicans didn't push for war, only to make france lose to regain power from napoleon III
>>69223369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NB1Cc5tzAs
>cock
>coward
The cock is small and laughable. But it's the most vicious animal ever created.
>>69223369
Rooster are cowards ? Dafuq ?
Also roosters are the only animals that still thing while his feet are in the deep shit.
Really makes you think
>>69223468
>Daily reminder that this is what happens when France decides to fight Germany but isn't prepared and decides to declare war anyway
fixed mehmet, thats called stupidity not cowardness
you should go back to germany btw, its dangerous in turkey
>>69223483
that's cute when the guys whose empires got dismantled by us want to bash France.
>>69223468
We invaded Berlin few years before that lmao
>>69223513
Weird, i had a dream about your exact post and we won.
I like you, Germany. But France has 3 strikers, you have a turkish Autist.
>Muller
>0 goals
>>69223530
>No yoghurt sauce unfortunately. I have mayo though
why are germans so autistic and mean all the time?
>>69223574
the prussian queen literally threw herself at napoleon's feet and begged for her country to be spared lmao. napoleon then told the prussian king that he was a turbo beta for letting his wife act like this.
We humilated them so much they are still traumatised by it.
>>69223245
Why is most of your war vocabulary coming straight from the french ? We spent 2000 years doing wars on your soil, we kicked the HRE's ass so many times, and your laws of nowadays are still coming straight from the Code Civil we imposed to the german countries we created. We whipped your ass in WW1 and were winner in WW2 and also took all your african colonies.
>>69223572
And now you're part of ours, lmao.
>>69223298
>belgium, I'd find it really offensive if you don't let us invade you
>ok germany, invade us, we won't complain
>>69223578
>I like you, Germany. But France has 3 niggers, you have a turkish alpha.
FTFY
>>69223549
>>69223544
Chicken are cowards in every fucking culture in the world. Except france apperently.
>>69223567
check out French Casulaties. Literally no excuse.
>>69223576
kek
>>69223626
they only have football to express their butthurt. as soon as they'll lose they'll be quiet again.
party like it's 1940 krauts, because you'll get BTFO july 10
>>69223549
>Also roosters are the only animals that still thing while his feet are in the deep shit.
what?
>>69223667
We don't take shit from the weak germans. you unironically have an american army on your soil.
>>69223723
he meant still sings, Coluche
>>69222915
So did france
>>69223723
*sing
>>69223661
>Why is most of your war vocabulary coming straight from the french?
Examples please?
>And your laws of nowadays are still coming straight from the Code Civil we imposed to the german countries we created
Lol, modern german law couldn't be more different from French law
>implying the BGB isn't downright copied by countries around the world.
>>69223682
Don't you have a plane to catch?
>>69223660
Hitler lost all his battles against us in WW1 that's why he was so pissed at us. We even injured him lmao. Their furher for 1000 years was injured by a french guy, allegedly cut him a ball.
>>69223753
lmao.
>have no ennemy on your soil
>surrender like a bitch and give part of your country to your neighbours
lmao
german betas
>no belgium
Your tricks won't work this time, Fritz. Build a wall.
>>69223742
>>69223755
oh ok thanks
>>69223682
I just gave you the excuse
>>69223717
So afraid of us that you desperately root for the Surrender Monkeys now?
Or do you simply cheer for your fellow niggers?
>>69223775
hitler? you wot.
hilter was simply butthurt because France raped germany and austria during centuries.
>>69223421
>Croat posting ustashe propaganda
Colour me surprised
>>69223816
Adolf fought ww1, he was a soldier.
>>69222810
Seriously though, France has never had a true sports culture, white middle class sees sport as a hobby or a show not a legitimate career choice, blacks on the other hand sees it as the most prestigious career
>>69223812
you are so annexed you even use irak war propaganda 13 years later, how are NATO's bases?
>>69223812
You are aware that you are the surrender monkeys?
>>69223817
BUT IT'S FUCKING OK WHEN NETHERLANDS DOES IT, IS IT?
>>69223698
you will get blitzed again and you will love it, Jaques
>>69223843
he rarely saw fights, he was a military postman or some shit like that
>>69223900
as long as you lose even more territory in the end, pls do it.
>>69223812
you should probably go back and read what I said again
>>69223903
>everyone who is in a war has to see combat
spotted the retard
also he got iron cross for bravery.
french don't even have the concept of "bravery" in the first place
>>69223781
>get beaten in less than 20 days
>surrender like bitches
you where the most pathetic country during WW2 and you are still butthurt to this very day
>>69223812
we've won more against you than against france, so it's the other way around. Although pulling a greece on France as revenge for 2006 would have been sweet.
german delusion is underrated
>>69223903
Didn't Hitler become hysterically blind after he found out Germany surrendered in WW1
Lots of fighting in this thread over who lost your little wars less badly.
Kiss the rings, bitches.
>>69223866
>french """""""""""""education"""""""""""""
hope we at least make them bleed a little
>>69223970
we do understand the concept, that's why we don't give it do mailmen
>>69224001
>t. claude from quebec
>>69223887
It is good when you both post national posters. Don't let Brussels-Molenbeek tell you otherwise!
>>69223970
explain this pic then Hans Turan
>>69223367
France got blitzed so hard 70 years ago, it was great, such a weak country :)
>>69223970
>french don't even have the concept of "bravery" in the first place
Guess from which language Anglos took the word "brave"
>>69223761
Bajonett
Barrikade
Bataillon
Armee
Biwak
Bombardement/ bombardieren
Bravour
Brigade/Brigadier
brisant
Flanke
Grenadier
Herold
Kadett
Kapitän
kommandieren
Kordon
Korporal
Das Korps (Corps)
Die Lanze
marschieren
Panzer
Patrouille
Truppe
>>69223781
>have no ennemy on your soil
>surrender like a bitch and give part of your country to your neighbours
c'est quoi le 93?
>>69224052
Danke vater Deutschland
>>69224062
from latin/italian
it's fitting because the only brave person in the entire French history was a Corsican/Italian general
>>69224062
Every latin language has it idiot
>>69223970
>Attatürd
>btfo'd by IS and Kurds on regular basis
>authoritarian mudslime state
>opens up its anus for French car manufacturers to set up on their soil
>Meet Europe's Best
>Fly Turdish Airlines
>Airport BTFO'd
Geez Ahmet, why you so salty?
>>69224156
I hate Ataturd. I piss on his grave daily. I hate the country that he created.
But it's still better than France ;^)
>>69224139
>being this ignorant
you clearly cant discuss history since you are incredibly biased
>>69223990
>get beaten in less than 20 days
45 days actually
19 days is the time it took Napoleon to defeat Germany
200 years later, it's still the record of the fastest conquest of a great power by another
You can see some of the battles here >>69222867
Germans were the original surrender monkeys
We merely copied you
>>69224146
Every Latin language has a form, but English took the French form
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bravery
Uneducated Spaniard
>>69224202
>45 days actually
>surrender monkey thinks that it's a good thing
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69224267
Eh, it's still more than twice the time Germany held against Napoleon
>>69224267
literally better than 19 days
>>69224322
>>69224296
Germany didn't exist during the time of Napoleon, Jean :^)
>>69224071
Fair enough.
>>69222810
OP, i admit, it will be really hard.
But this time, we are talking about football ;)
German bro see you thursday
>>69224346
Sure
The Germans suddenly appeared in the 19th century
Except when Germanboos want to praise their deeds against Romans :^)
Why don't we make love and not fight ?
>>69223943
> 4 : 0
>>69224380
>The Germans suddenly appeared in the 19th century
Actually Yes. They declared the German Empire at the Versailles Palace in Paris after you surrendered AGAIN
:v)
>>69224346
>turkroaches on me /sp/
ew
>>69224346
Turkey did though, unfortunatly for you
>>69222810
>So, what's your plan, baguettes?
Winning.
>>69224463
404 not found
>>69224485
>5pa1n
>>69224437
>what is germania
serious question, are you a german on vacation or just a butthurt francophobe turk?
>>69224062
They took it because you have no use for it anymore.
>>69222810
you broke your curse against the spaghetti
maybe we will break ours
we just need to score 4 or 5 goals because with our shit defence it's going to be tough to hold on
>>69224372
It's just banter and shitposting.
Yes, see you thursday.
>>69224498
More probably a turk who loves Germany cause he has family there
>>69224463
This guy gets the thread and replies accordingly
>turkish flag
>germanboo
kek
>>69222810
Don't want to be rude but the last time we have Belgium between us is not a good memory for us.
And since we talk about football Brit/USA/RUS are irrelevant, so to talk seriously we are not the favorite and we know that, you are the last WC winner and we don't have a good team like we have in the past.
But we are French and as a french team we are unpredictable, we can lost again Montenegro and win against (the real) Brasil in WC, just like we can beat the "All Black" and lost against Italie at Rugby, some call that "the french touch".
So in short we are not favorite against you but everything is possible in Football, so wait a moment before opening the Champagne Germbro.
>>69224346
>Germany didn't exist during the time of Napoleon, Jean :^)
Realistically, Germany was founded by Henry the Fowler. At the very least the core of the German people, nation, identity was born right then, from the coalition of the tribes that were through with the Franks at a time our monarchy was crumbling.
>>69224498
Roman Germania has very little to do with Germany. All associations between the two are generally speaking purely romantic. The tribes I speak of above weren't anywhere close to Roman borders at the time.
>>69224755
You wouldn't understand
>>69222810
>No Belgium between us
Do you remember that you win because of the belgium ?
If you dont cheat with the Ardenne or with Shcumacher on Battiston we win.
>>69222867
>Capitulation of Stettin
wew lad
/sp/ - out of context history & shitposting
For fucks sake talk about your retarded wars somewhere else you stupid cunts
Nervous about Thursday match Germans have been reliable (until penaltys) and their goal is just too good. Thank god we actually have a good offense and team cohesion this time
>russian mob storms the field and beats down Neuer and Boateng
>britbongs from the stands throw cups and lighters
>barack obongo sprints onto the field and poaches the winning goal off the foot of greaseman
mfw
>>69225396
it's just banter m8
>>69222867
why were the prussians such pussies?
>>69222810
Why is France presented as a rooster? What the hell?
>>69223817
Croats are only good as servants of Germanics
>>69225396
nothing wrong with talking about history
>>69223369
Turkey - you have a national animal that you've made all but extinct in your own country lol
also - Muslims are afraid of dogs, so why does Turkey have a dog as its national animal?
>neet shitposters on an aboriginal didgeridoo carving board live vicariously through the accomplishments of their great-grandfathers: the thread
>>69228069
Ahahahahaha
>tfw not a yuropoor
