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JO WILLY TSONGA IS A GOD EDITION
Icelandic heart and soul sub edition
Previous Thread: >>69194453
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F R A N C E
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daily reminder that france -0.5 is a mainstream special
tez edition, had a corker in the works
Who else Iceland @ 9.00 to win in FT?
shit
ugggh
the meme has ended
>>69209416
france is bossing right now, rebacking like a madman
press f to pay respect to iceland
>>69209430
FRANCE SCORED
YES BABY
>>69209255
DIRE edition
THE MEME ISNT OVER BOYS, ICELAND SCORED TWO LAST GAME
>Iceland
Yup. Time to lump it in for France -1.
Iceland +1 from 1-0 down tbqh
Over 2.5 looking good.
Thought I'd gone big on under 1.5 goals in the FH, actually clicked on over 1.5 FH goals.
Sweating over
Pol babbies in tears.
>>69209776
have you been watching the game?
like at all?
france isnt england mate, the meme is dead
Hoping this BTTS works out... It will at least cover my cheeky Iceland bet
RIP MEMES
top jej
MEMES OVER BOYS
Not feeling confident on my bet lads...
HAHA HOLY SHIT 2- 0
rebacking like a spastic
next france goal will pay for my trip to barbados
fourth goal will pay for my new mercedes
>>69210441
What was your best Pochettino-San?
>>69210612
hahaha you serious?
>>69210441
Welcome m8.
>>69210612
1st Iceland goal pays for your wife's sons ribs
Will Iceland over 2.5 corners? I've went large on it, how fucked am I?
>>69210709
draw at half-time senpai
Daily reminder England lost to this """"""team""""".
>>69210612
You think France will score more? Doubtful.
>Overrating Iceland just cause they beat England which is a universally garbage team
Overs looking so comfy.
>tfw Pochettino WILL die in your lifetime.
>>69210892
>A match is only 21 minutes long
i will NEVER win another bet
Who under 10.0 corners here?
Imagine if England were playing France and not Iceland? Pmsl
>almost another meme goal
Why can't teams defend throw ins? pmsl
>>69210961
They're gonna park the bus sooner or later friendo.
>>69209255
19
7
Iceland beating England wasn't meme magic, England are just shit tier
>>69211157
>parking the bus against testosterone drunk black bulls
Doesnt work that way lid
>>69211345
> dutch person obsessed with the idea of cuckolding
lol typical
>>69211157
More likely France will go into energy conservation mode.
>>69211279
England in essence didn't win a single match in the entire tournament.
>>69211462
black seed is the future, your countrymen embraced it first
>>69211546
u wot m8
>>69211546
Wales?
>>69211546
>that post
>that flag
Makes sense
>>69211785
Juve just serve your ban you shit, jani will go full attack mode if you keep evading
>>69211666
>>69211785
Lucky last minute goal fellas, woulda been a draw, Wales the better team by far.
>GuyJuve
>>69211899
Okay but similarly England were deserving of at least one win between Russia and Slovakia
>>69211899
studges goal was class, not luck
>>69211899
>Wales the better team
Thick yank.
>>69211899
Thicker than the bird I smashed last Friday
>>69211884
Kek. Guy Juve is a very good disguise.
>>69212281
>oh look at me I'm such a lad
Pathetic.
>>69212367
Your dick is drier than your nans haunted vagina
>>69212441
pmsl
>Ponte Preta
even worse
>Corinthians
EUAN SHAKING
Just realized I got on France & BTTS instead of France & o2.5
zzzzzz
time to get on u4.5
PAYETTTTTTTTT
>>69212577
Tbf Corinthians usually score a meme goal around the 88' to win
So glad I didn't bet on meme magic.
pmsl.
WHO HERE OVER 2.5?
THE GREASEMAN
>england unironically lost to this
Griezmann SO SO handsome
>>69211964
J E R S E Y
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E
Y
Daily reminder that England lost to Iceland
>>69212871
Welp
>BTTS will never happen
FUCK NO MINUTES OF INJURY TIME GOD DAMNIT I AM GETTING KILLED TONIGHT
>>69212281
>>69212046
Keep crying. Wales didn't lose to a bunch of plumbers, meanwhile France running a train on them.
Dat 4x france next goal money ooooooh baby. Time to get drunk boys.
skybet had 12/1 payet to score outside the box
also had 12/1 for griezmann, pogba and payet to score
FUCK SAKE
>>69212871
Tears buddy!
>>69213182
yes
>>69212871
>HASS WILL NEVER HAVE A CHARGED PHONE IN OUR LIFETIMES
French lads absolutely killing it.
The real joke here is England.
>>69213813
>land of the free
Haven't made a penny from this mainstream special. Kind of frustrating tbqh.
>>69211157
hi friend, I'm guessing you weren't on over 3.5/4.5 then?
tempted by under 5.5
>>69213813
reee
£17 on griezman top goalscorer @10
Fuck, Iceland is so shit lads
They didn't even make a decent foul for a whole first half
>>69212871
>no % for how much battery you have left
disgusting
Don't make any Giroud bets. On yellow, likely to come off early.
>not even favourites for outright
reminder that Germany will have a ton of players missing for their match against France and only other competition is Poortugal and Whales
>>69214123
where
Alright /bet/, where do you set the spread for France - Germany?
I'm up £40 right now. Thinking of putting it on France next goal before 70:00 @2. This is the best bet right now, correct?
>that goal in the Ayachuco game
Might just bail me out. They've looked like shit in the second half
>>69214778
0.0
>>69214778
France favorite
On brovada will prolly be france -115
> These nigras dont cash checks from gambling
I wonder why his wife has backache?
>>69214974
what the fuck is going on in that game?
>>69213813
>obsession
>>69215074
Garcilaso have been the better team in the second half. Ayachuco scored a fluke equalizer from near the corner flag. Both teams just picked up a red for a second yellow to two players
Doing o4.5
how many more goals in france v iceland do you predict?
>>69214778
Germany -120
France +100
Over 2.5 @2.25
Under 2.5 @1.6
Iceland players looking depressed as fuck, France gonna score at least one
>>69215167
hadn't even seen the 2nd red card, what a mess today
Anyone think Iceland could get a consolation goal or two? Surely they'll take their foot off the pedal now.
>>69214778
Opens as each team SW @2.63, draw @3.2
>>69215130
>Dentistry
>>69215167
Thank god for that equaliser, accidentally put £100 and not £10 on DNB
>>69215354
Iceland won't score, France might get one more
>>69215354
Lad if you aint made yo money off this game already
Do something else
>>69215413
silly if you think British teeth on average isn't better than merikkka
>>69215420
;_;
>>69215420
>£100
Stop begging for money
>>69215715
Right, who was the one that recommended this game? If it weren't for France then the wife's son would be swinging by the chandelier by the time the wife gets back from her late PT meeting with her trainer Jamal
>>69215052
>bovada
Absolute joke sports book. I got on the Trailblazers to win the series @1.8 the second Chris Paul left game 4. They canceled my bet later that night after Chris Paul was ruled out of the series.
Shit tier odds that they just rope in casuals with.
>>69215671
They aren't.
>>69215787
That would be me. Can't win them all. Besides, the winner was an absolute blooter
>on o9 corners
>French literally shooting from anywhere
>>69215897
You owe me a fiver lid
>>69216036
You owe me £50
>>69216036
You owe me £50.
>>69215354
Hope so
>>69216036
You owe me £61.20
>>69216070
>>69216103
I'm not JuveGuy though, I'm JuyGuve; can you not read?
Need one more goal France
>>69215877
The odds are fucked but it is wat it is bruv
Win or lose is 50/50
Make bad bets get cucked
>>69215887
NHS vs dental insurance, you have more poverty
Is Murray 3-0 THE bet tomorrow?
Fuck you Iceland.
BTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ffs Iceland
COULD IT BE?
>>69216304
Depends if Memeyrios decides to turn up
PMSL had money on france to score 5th
>>69216243
[citation needed]
That goal made bookies a lot of money
THE GAME THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
>>69216640
Cheers Nick!
Oh NOW you score you french scum
I really should stop live betting
can't win
7-1 is a foot.
>>69216237
Long term winning is more about the odds than betting on results though. Kinda glad they have such shitty odds, I'm a much better poker player than sports better. They're saving me money.
One more goal from France and I could give everyone the £50 that Juveguy promised
>>69216304
Absolutely not, thought you were an expert desu
>>69212898
>half an hour early
zzzzzzzzzz
>Ponte Preta and Corinthians score almost at the same time
Had way too much on each + a double, UAC
>>69216997
An expert in chin testing. Yes.
>>69212871
>those stakes
Pmsl why bother?
why do i always bet on memes like iceland?
heart over head, every time
MORE CORNERS
I HAVE BTTS AND 6+ CORNERS EACH FFS
>>69215354
so SO close
>>69217316
post yours senpai
Santos second goal @2.1 worth a punt
ACD Portigur should cover the handicap, would take -2 for a smed/medium
>>69217512
Bit late pal
>>69217450
I don't have any bets on but I've posted my stakes plenty of times, thought Hass was meant to be some super shrewdie the way people suck his dick on here but he's just another penny punter pmsl. This place is beyond pathetic.
>>69217512
>>69217576
>posted just as they score
Consider this deleted.
Will Ponte Preta score again lads?
erra's management walked out, they're missing several important players and the club is in crisis here. They lost in the last h2h even with Portigur down to 10.
>>69217578
>penny punter
Why would I have anything other pennies on correctly priced shite?
>>69217578
who else /salty/
>>69217578
Out of curiosity, where is the line between penny punter and decent staker?
I have under 7 corners.
And then 2 minutes later Iceland get 2 corners.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I HAVE 20 MINUTES OF STRESS AHEAD. I HAVE £63 STAKED ON THIS FAMILY.
>>69217578
Hass is a pseudo, but he admits it at least. Better than some lid comping to /bet/ and claiming to be some millionaire staker without posting his slip
/comfy/ on u10.5 corners
>>69217971
FUCK HELL WHILE I TYPED THAT IT WENT UP TO 5 CORNERS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT TAKE THIS STRESS
>>69217971
careful, not sure if that's an adequate stake or not in this pro gambling high rollers thread with no proof ever
NEED a Sao Paulo goal
>>69210612
>>69210774
>>69210788
>>69210892
what mercedes model should I get lads?
>>69215877
I remember there was a whole thread on that on sbrforum. Check it out I think they resolved it
>>69218166
S65 AMG
>>69218166
you can have my model c 1988 for a fiver
>>69217683
Why lie? £50 is literally your med
>>69141213
>>69141326
>>69218055
I had under 10 for a return of 65. I cashed out at 63 and stuck the whole 63 on Under 7.
I feel regret right now.
>>69216856
We can poker later
Name the table
Ill be there
Bbqing rn
Not even watching frenchrape game anymore
I lumped on france fh
Literally on my hands and knees for another Iceland yellow card
> ameribets tipped iceland
so so so muggy
>>69218153
No you dont famalam
>>69218314
EXPOSED, such a fraud
>>69218377
;) tbf I had o2.5 too, so it was a wash.
>>69218166
>buying a new car
LITERALLY the worst investment you can make. Starts depreciating in value the minute you leave the lot
>>69218314
I spread the stake silly.
>>69218411
Need either that or 2 Chapecoense ones
Imagine showing off about how much of your disability benefits you stake.
>wake up
>bet this
wat do?
>>69218505
Haha ok sure, whatever you say
>>69218494
>things that betas who can't drive say
>see suspended on Betfair
>get hopes up
>someone got a yellow card
Every time lads
>>69218567
This desu, and who stakes on only one book?
>>69218096
Dunno why you're sweating lid
Up so so much on Corinthians
>>69218618
>projecting
Just stating facts lad
>>69218684
is that your """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""investment""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" money? or are you a fraud and not really a juvelad
>>69218567
>things penny punters who are insecure about their stake size say
I think I need to stop betting on Brazilian meme leagues
Going to be strangling my wife's son unless Sao Paulo can pull their heads out of their asses
>>69218596
bror. vad fan gör du
post proof that you've ever staked more than £50 on anything
>>69218790
Corinthians was THE Brazil bet today though
>>69218684
May Kek be with you
>>69218596
how much is that in real money?
>>69218784
I'm very well hung thank you very much.
>>69218774
Can you not read lid? I'm not Juveguy
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>69219003
divide by 10
>>69218840
>>69218840
Started off on a 27 bet at the start of this match. Managed to make my way up to 63.
>>69219015
NEW
ACCA
WHEN
>>69215354
Absolutely surreal.
I have been unacceptably wrong about this game
>>69219061
When I get home lid. Round 12.
Was sweating on that goal before I realised I had France at -1 and over 6.5 goals
>>69218840
I'm assuming you meant to quote me?
Okay, Raufoss today was definitely worth a medium. Dunno why how big my stakes are mean anything past a certain point, fact is I'm a better gambler than you.
>>69219050
How do I join UAC?
>>69219050
>>69219051
SHAKING
Ohhhh myyyyyyy gooodneeeeeesssss. Ahhhhhhhh I can't believe that happened
>>69215354
Standing up and applauding my fellow American
>>69217971
pmsl
Learn from this.
>>69219051
LAD
>>69219395
I AM CRUSHED
I COULD OF CASHED OUT FOR PROFIT TOO BUT I GOT GREEDY.
Still comfyAF on u10.5 corners
>>69219172
12am?
Wtf? Do you work the night shift?
>>69215354
And I'll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
>>69219050
>>69219290
This.
>>69219460
>>69219465
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST LOST 77 QUID
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69219501
>tfw faded this while desperately chasing
RIP in peace 7 corner guy
BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE YOU CUNT!
>>69219290
>>69219647
You have to get invited. Just pop your Facebook up for a minute and someone will be in touch.
>inb4 muh sekret klub
>>69219745
Fuck off.
>>69215354
Gib loan plox
Atletico Mineiro?
poor gignac he didn't score ...
>>69218684
How did you get this much money? did everyone send you a fiver?
>>69219812
I messaged them on facebook but got no reply.
>>69219745
>losing a bet cause of a last minute corner
Wew
>>69219817
FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE KEK
DON'T FUCK WITH ME RIGHT NOW I AM ON THE EDGE
GO WITHDRAW YOUR DISABILITY BENEFIT AND BUY YOURSELF A PIZZA YOU FAT KEKOLD
I used to be a big boy
couldn't handle the stress
>>69219812
/steve.steveington.90
>>69219812
Why would you stake a fix on WH at 1.15 odds pmsl. Such a mong.
>>69220078
He's winning bets, unlike you lid
>>69219569
>Implying I'm at work
>>69219812
What does uac stand for? I can't find them.
>tfw joking with sliders and say "haha 5-2 is 350 to 1"
>>69220235
Uruguayan anti corruption group
>>69220169
Except I also win bets. Also, you must be new.
>>69220177
Then where the hell are you lid?
>>69220235
unicorns are cool
>>69220305
>>69220329
real response only pls
>>69220078
C L U E L E S S
