>miss 3 out of 5 penalties
>still go on and win the penalty shootout
it is literally impossible for us to lose on penalties
no you lost to czechoslovakia in 1976
>>69201594
>tfw no more Czechoslovakia
>>69201518
This is what happens when a "never win against Italy" meme clashes with a "can't lose a shootout" meme collides. What a disaster. Glad it happened.
>>69201594
>the country doesn't even exist anymore
all the other penalties were mediocre too except kimmich & kroos
>>69201594
That's why they don't exist anymore.
>>69201594
and it was all hoeneb the jew's fault
>all 4 games when to extra time
wew
>>69202169
>Hoeneb
gg New Zedland
>>69202169
>hoeneb
>>69202169
>hoeneb
if your keyboard doesn't have an ß button, use a ss instead
>>69202169
>hoeneb
>>69203440
we only use ß because the ss didn't get us very far.
>>69202169
>named Panenka
>actually did the Panenka
>>69203499
forever underrated
>>69201627
they'd have a pretty based team t.b.h.
>>69202169
DAE when teams actually tried to score on extra time?
>>69201827
Why are nazis so cruel?
>unironically letting Ozil take an important penalty
>1)1954 World Cup - Hungary's team captain Ferenc Puskás, considered by many as the best player in the world in that time, was injured by German defender Werner Liebrich, Germany wins WC
>2)1966 - England and Germany collaborately rig the word cup so they eliminate opposing teams using a ref fixing scheme. German Ref Rudolf Kreitlein officiated in the England vs Argentina QF, and English ref Jim Finney officiated in the Germany vs Uruguay QF. Both European sides were severe underdogs. In the Germany vs Uruguay game, the referee (who was Jim Finney, from England) had not recognised a handball by Schnellinger on the goal line and then had sent off two players from Uruguay: Horacio Troche and Héctor Silva. Germany later met England in the World Cup Final.
>3) 1970 - German's food poison English goalkeeper Gordon Banks. Germany ends up beating England in extra time.
>4) 1974 - Carlos Caszely of Chile mysteriously became the first player in world cup history to be sent off with a red card in a group match against West Germany.
>5) 1974 - Bernd Hölzenbein of West Germany dives for a penalty after being down against Holland. Germany wins WC
>6)1982 - West Germany scored through a goal by Horst Hrubesch again Austria, seeing both teams to qualify for the next stage. West Germany aimlessly kicks the ball around for the next 80 minutes while the Spanish crowd yells "Fuera! Fuera!" ("Out!"). One German fan was so upset by his team's display that he burned his German flag in disgust. FIFA introduced a revised qualification system at subsequent World Cups in which the final two games in each group were played simultaneously due to the German's disgusting faggotry.
>7) 1982 - German keeper Harald Schumacher decapitates French player Patrick Battiston to prevent him from scoring. Battiston was knocked inconscious, suffered a fractured vertebrae,a broken jaw, and lost 2 teeth. The ref doesn't even award Schumacher a yellow card. Germany ends up beating France in
>8) 1986- West Germany and Mexico draw 0–0 after extra time after 2 Mexico goals are disallwed. Germany wins in penalties.
>9) 1990- Germany player Rudi Völler spits on Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard to cause an altercation and get Rijkaard ejected from the game. Germany beats Holland.
>10) 1990- Germany dives untouched vs Czechoslovakia in the semi-final, the penalty secured a 1-0 win.
>11) 1990- Germany again dives for a 1-0 win against Argentina in minute 85. Argentina saw Roberto Sensini and Pedro Monzon during the match in what was deemed the worst final in history.
>12)1994- Germany dives against Bulgaria to salvage a quarterinal defeat with a penalty but Bulgaria holds on to see the Germans off 2-1
>13) 2002- German handballs not called against them in a match against USA. Germany ends up winning 1-0
>14) 2006- German player Miroslav Klose shatters Argentine Goalkeeper Roberto Abbondanzieri's ribs. Abbondanzieri is carted off. Germany scores on backup keeper Leonardo Franco to draw 1-1 and proceeds to win in penalties
>15) 2010- Germany (cheats) against England, disallowing a clear goal which would've leveled the score and changed the momentum of the game. Alas the goal is not recognized and Germany proceeds to beat England on counterattacks 4-1
>>69201594
Based Panenka
>>69204045
>7) 1982
that was a totally legit tackle.
>>69204045
>>69204071
>germany, england and argentina have the same number of legitimate world cups as portugal, latvia and bolivia
can't make this shit up
>>69204239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGq7VcaHoqo
Yeah, must be legit in MMA
>>69204045
>>69204071
Nice Copypasta
Also
>That Flag
>>69203499
>>69204071
Don't forget that in 1996 Moller kicked out at an English player in extra time. Violent conduct is a sending off but instead he was allowed to continue the game, and scored the winning penalty. Having scored he struck an arrogant pose which is well known in Germany for meaning "I should've been sent off and we should've lost but we bribed the ref." The Germans are known for having an unusually large number of words and poses for specific circumstances.
>>69204265
Explain how Englands isn't legit
>>69204296
what a baby. Most obvious flop in the history of futbol
>>69204045
>>69204071
Germany is a very successful football nation
thanks for making this clear once again
>>69204376
>
>Argentina, a serious contender for victory in 1966, tried to fit in a training session at the England team’s camp in the Shropshire village of Lilleshall but, writes Jonathan Wilson in Anatomy of England (2010), “the plan turned into farce as the Argentina bus got lost, taking two hours to cover the 30 miles from their base near Birmingham”. Then, the evening before their quarter-final against England, Argentina weren’t allowed their mandatory 20-minute practice session at Wembley “on the grounds that it would have interfered with the evening’s greyhound racing”, writes Wilson. (He calculates that they could easily have been fitted in ahead of the dogs.)
>The very organisation of the tournament favoured England. The Portuguese star Eusébio always believed that the organisers had illegally moved the England v Portugal semi-final from Goodison Park in Liverpool (where Portugal had come to feel at home) to Wembley (where England had played all their previous games). In fact, Eusébio was wrong: Fifa was free to decide which semi-final would be played at which venue. However, this was exactly the sort of decision that went the hosts’ way.
>Most refereeing decisions did too. In England’s 2-0 victory over France, the first goal was “blatantly offside”, writes Niall Edworthy in The Second Most Important Job in the Country (1999), his history of England managers, while the second came after Nobby Stiles “crunched Jacques Simon right under the nose of the referee with a challenge so late that it beggared belief”. The ref ignored the foul, allowing England to go upfield and score, whereupon Simon was stretchered off.
>>69204428
So the Portugal thing is wrong, it says that in what you've copied. Then there's the Argentinians not being able to drive properly, their own fault.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFe3P8cRkr8
Go to 1.55, he was onside for the first goal.
>>69201638
kek
