https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKZoHXonqAo
Upcoming events:
Tomorrow Night 6pm?? : Rich Piana vs. "Prophet Muscle"
7/9: UFC 200
Previous thread: >>69183629
News:
>Rich Piana is fighting Prophet Muscle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKZoHXonqAo
bjpenn.com
>>69200220
NEW THREAD HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1z9gOkzlaM
Rich Pianos entrance song against meme muscle. Rich Piano via 1.rd ko.
>>69203047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEwUeZo5PwY&feature=youtu.be&t=3m28s
piano wrestling sum dude
this janitor needs to get heemed
heem will be in /asp/ before 200 if you thread wars goofs keep it up
why are all the memes coming to life lads?
are we living in an alternate universe?
>>69203160
2016 is the year of memes taking form and memes being ended
>>69202970
what the fuck do you hunt with an anti-aircraft rifle
>>69203047
>Piano winning
Rich will gas during the walk in, with that said I got Prophet winning by Tko Rd 1.
>>69203160
Meme magic is too powerful.
DC is going to sub Jon via succ, that's a fact. 6 months ago if you had said that, I wouldn't have believed you.
>>69203211
>anti-aircraft rifle
>>69203211
lmao aussies
>>69203130
thread wars are better than shit memes like this
/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
>>69203366
>/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
Hope DC wins by KO so this meme can finally die
omg guys someone made an extra thread holy shit my life is over this is so stressful how will I know what thread to post in oh lord jesus save me this is too much I think I'm feeling a bit light headed I'd better make a potato
>>69203474
Is that you Jon?
>>69203474
>dc wins by eyepoke KO
>>69200203
Upcoming events:
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69183629
News:
>UFC Fight Night 90's Felipe Arantes details pre-UFC Fight Night 88 run-in with Cody Garbrandt
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-90s-felipe-arantes-details-pre-ufc-fight-night-88-run-in-with-cody-garbrandt
>Eddie Alvarez's advice to Will Brooks
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/eddie-alvarezs-advice-for-fellow-former-bellator-champ-will-brooks-let-go-of-expectations
>Dillashaw: Garbrandt is a liar
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/2/12067704/t-j-dillashaw-accuses-cody-garbrandt-of-fabricating-story-of-being
>>69200203
how long people like this natty meme live?
>>69198624
>we are built like world war tanks
wasn't that exactly the problem in his last fight?
>there are people ITT that actually want DC to win
So what do you guys think about RDA vs Alvarez? Has the recent upsets and unexpected things happening changed your mind on who you would think would win? or not really
>>69203722
>jones is unironically his boy
kysmm
>>69203821
Eddie is gonna get fucked up
>>69203821
I think that given Alvarez's past fights in the UFC, Dos Anjos will easily win this one as long as he comes into the fight with a reasonable mentality
The upsets were unexpected, but don't expect them to become the norm
>>69203821
Eddie sucks.
>>69203822
>his boy is a fatfuck who went to the olympics only to miss weight.
Youre probably cheering for Hunto, too.
>>69203821
Eddie by controversial split decision.
>>69203821
RDA is an annoying humourless Brazilian and I hope he gets heem'd
"I get my vitamin C from potatoes"
>Norton sucking Jones' dick like he's Cormier
>>69203821
literally who vs literally WHO?
>>69204006
>Youre probably cheering for Hunto, too.
Look at my flag you fucker.
What's the freshest meme on the streets?
>>69204372
And? Hunt is from New Zealand, stupid.
What did Alvarez do to get a tittle shot?
He got dominated for 2 rounds vs cowboy, he beat Melendez with a boring and controversial decision and leghumped Pettis for 3 rounds?
I guess Dana really wants Mcgregor vs Dos Anjos
Lads i think piano gets heemed
>I'm a white boy and I'm jacked, deal with it
>>69205525
is that a penis on his chest
NEW EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIY0RjIsEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIY0RjIsEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIY0RjIsEo
>>69205741
>invent a sport
>get beaten on the biggest stage by fucking iceland
>>69205836
>implying I'm English
lel
>>69205865
hello ahmed
>>69205741
No.
>>69205298
Who else would you say deserves one? Ferguson had a fight scheduled, Khabib is unavailable and Alvarez did beat the former champ, dull as it was
gertrude merez where u at
>>69206262
>Khabib is unavailable
Be careful.
>>69205741
If you are actually listening to these nobodies, who are talking about mma from perspective of casual fan, you should seriously consider killing yourself..
>>69204394
DC succ meme makes me top kek every time
>“I’ve always been an emotional fighter and that emotion fueled a lot of my early performances,” Poirier says as he places his coffee back on the table top. “I would get angry because I’m about to step in there and go toe-to-toe with someone who is trying to hurt me just like I intend to hurt them, and that energy shifts gears into that kill or be killed mindset.
>“I always saw it as a plus but the Conor [McGregor] fight was the turning point. I remember I was backstage getting ready to walk out and I saw him and he threw this smile and pointed at me. I don’t know why but it really got to me, man. It really messed with my head. I mean I’m about to go out and fight this dude and he’s back there smiling at me? After that fight I knew I had to find a different way to use my emotion.”
Did we really meme Piana into an MMA fight?
>Jon Jones. Get your dick ready, I'm succin'
I wish they would let me in the room next door so I can spit on your cock Jon
>>69206645
>So I look up, and who is standing over me? Jon Jones. Before I can even react, he's on my chest with his dick my mouth. I'm succin' like my life depends on it, all while Dave Sholler jerks off to my left.
It's only 20 grand to book Rich Piana for a fight.
We would easily make our money back from ad revenue on YouTube or wherever we stream this.
Who is down to chip in to book rich for Heem 1?
>>69206837
can he even move his arms? it seems like the synthol is about to burst out.
>>69206837
>mfw he gets choked so hard all the synthol goes to one end of his body like a go-gurt tube.
92% of takedowns defended
>>69206911
>Brazil.
Not even once.
>>69206837
he would die
>I'm a blacc boi and succing, deal with it
>>69206911
100% of takedowns defended
>>69206837
hold up, let me find my piggy bank
>Hey UFC fans, this is CM Punk and I will see you, in the octagon, in twenty fifteen.
Remember Gentlemen
Even in Euro
Protect the thread at all times
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>>69206539
>“I’ve always been an emotional lover and that emotion fueled a lot of my early performances,” Cormier says as he places his coffee back on the table top. “I would get angry because I’m about to step in there and go dick-to-dick with someone who is trying to cum on me just like I intend to cum on them, and that energy shifts gears into that succ or be succed mindset.
>“I always saw it as a plus but the Jon [Jones] succ was the turning point. I remember I was backstage getting ready to succ and I saw him and he threw this smile and pointed at me. I don’t know why but it really got to me, man. It really messed with my head. I mean I’m about to go out and succ this dude and he’s back there smiling at me? After that fuck I knew I had to find a different way to use my emotion.”
>>69203366
>/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
literally fuck you my man
>>69203366
Mandramafag here. /asp/ ruined /wwe/.
It's a tripfag jerkfest
>>69203821
I gotta say, all of the recent upset KO's have turned my world upside down. Seems like nobody's safe anymore. Wouldn't even count out Alvarez win by KO at this point, the way shit has been going lately (also the way Brazilians have been going lately).
>>69207359
that was a big factor but I think the page 8 rule killed it harder than anything
people just don't like staying in old threads, and I know if /heem/ was exiled the same thing will happen
>>69203821
Khabib is the champ, who gives a fuck about those two bums
>>69207427
Alvarez actually does hit hard when he goes for it
>>69207359
Wwe ruined /asp/ mate. Just take a look. Most of the threads there are absolute trash, some repeated shit, some fag posting his opinion as a thread because he didn't get enough replies when he posted it in another, some shit meme or another. It was better as one general, now people just post shit all willy nilly and flood the alternative sport board with a pseudo-sport with little reason. Barely even many replies to a lot of threads.
Should have just gone to /tv/
>>69204094
that show's been pretty bad so far, hope it improves
>>69207522
I liked the Dana episode and the one with The Rock had to have been fun though I haven't listened yet
What's so bad?
>>69207522
>>69207563
>What's so bad?
12 year old kiddie doesn't hear enough boasting from the fighter and not enough retarded, uneducated ramblings from the comedian
>>69207563
I just feel they have awkward chemistry together. I used to like Norton on O&A and Serra seems alright too so I hope it gets better
>>69207576
>Conor will never be this GOAT again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET COCKY AND GO UP IN WEIGHT YOU COULD HAVE KO'D ANYONE AT 145 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guys I'm not even fucking joking I read the end of the 200 poem to my wife and she actually got mad "because it's mean to DC"
>>69207576
Is there a similar macroimage after Goober got Diazed
>>69207706
there are """""""people""""""" that think frankie would win against him
>>69207741
DC is a good person and doesn't deserve the hate he gets
>>69207741
Wow I think it's time to teach her a lesson if you're picking up what I'm putting down
>>69203211
you hunt mark hunt
>>69205424
Because it is. He got knocked out in an amateur bout. So did Cody Garbrandt.
>>69208089
I guess that is actually true. Perhaps your meme voodoo has had an effect on my brain. I still think it's funny though
>>69208119
if the lesson is that I've had a chub since I woke up this morning then yes I think you might be onto something bud
>>69206447
Get help, weirdo
>>69203211
he was literally shooting prairie dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5SjD-KcSkE
>>69208729
Schaub
>>69208729
megan anderson and karolina kowalkiewicz
>>69203821
I dont know why everyone is so overwhelmingly sure of RDA, Eddie can brawl and the fight can definitely stay standing, he has good hands
>69207989
and there are """""""people""""""" who thought nate would be an easy fight for conor
>>69208512
I'm glad I'm not a prairie dog
>>69209055
>>69207989
whoopsie
Will Brock Lesnar suplex Mark Hunt to oblivion and frog splash him from the top of the octagon?
>Rich Piana might actually fight Prophet Muscle
Holy shit. I like Rich. But Muscle is legit.He gets people shook as fuck. He punched GGG and Deontay Wilder and they didn't do shit. Rich trains mma but Prophet has actually fought MMA, boxing and kickboxing. He's also Muslim. And doesn't do steroids either. Unlike Rich he is natty. If Bitch Piano knows what's good for him he will stay away. Rich and Rich supporters be very careful.
>>69209779
why do they tell themselves it's a good idea though
saying "it's because they are a stupid" is a stupid fucking answer and doesn't make you look very good in comparison tbqhwy
Damn Rich is a little bitch. Here's a link of Rich getting punked by Prophet Muscle. Imagine what someone like Schaub would do to them.
https://youtu.be/QHQ7drk0x2Y
>>69209406
>frog splash him from the top of the octagon
bork has feared flight ever since this incident
>>69210128
This video gave me cancer also Piana is shook.
>>69209817
>He punched GGG and he didn't do shit
Because he doesn't want to go to prison.
>>69209779
Add semites, slavs, abos, chinks, ethnic muslims and poo in loos to that list and you got the dream
I'm working on something special for you /heem/. Be careful.
>>69206935
can't wait to see somebody add Leonardo Dos Nachos getting heem'd by Alvarez
>>69210128
what the fuck is this
>>69210128
Are they mentally ill?
>>69210863
it had better be a fucking poem
>yfw Rich Piana fights before CM Punk
>>69210128
what a pussy
has no problem slapping around a white beta though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flj_FgV7duQ
so my friend send me this >>>/pol/79641126
>>69211558
>>69211654
>>69212002
No ome fucking cares you aspies
>>69212055
WEWEWEQEWEWRWR
derrick lewis got banned from /pol/
lmao
that's why we /ngannou/
we /smart/
why are you guys so fucked up lol
>>69212002
Golem, get ye gone!
>>69212147
what happened?
>>69212055
>>69212147
>derrick lewis got banned from /pol/
wat
>>69212147
>>69212318
>>69200203
>rich piano
>sports
gtfo
>>69212344
>Is that you Anderson Silva?
ees normal
>>69212350
Watch your mouth. One day you may.
>>69212344
Someone tweet him amd ask him if that was him
>>69212436
God you autists are so pathetic
>>69210128
Piana is shook
Schaub is ready
>>69212498
His pic was sideways so probably lol
WAR NELSON
>>69212344
wtf
>>69212887
out of all black fighters why would someone pretend to be derrick lewis
>>69212436
I bet his biceps is as soft as a pillow
>>69213387
I want to believe
>>69213134
a water pillow
What will it take to stop the faggot bodybuilding shitposting in here?
>>69214016
a new better meme
>>69214016
The faggot spamming it will get tired soon enough
lads, does heem fc have octagon girls? we'll need some cheapass trailer park hookers
discuss
and now the serious question, did anybody watch one fc last day? how was it?
>>69214418
I am sure that there are traps browsing heem,very willingful to roleplay
Is Brendan Schaub in any of the UFC video games?
>>69214925
nobody plays video games here, beat it nerd
>>69214925
No, UFC tried getting image rights but couldn't afford to pay up. Schaub is a sought after talent with a lot of offers. It pays to be a t-shirt mogul.
>>69203366
>/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
plz no, it got so bad there I had to go to /wooo/ for my mandrama discussion
>>69203366
This, autist memers would just fuck off permanently
>people seriously discussing a /heem/xit
>>69215905
/asp/ is literally full of autist memers
also memes and banter are an integral part of /heem/, pure serious mma discussion would be worse
>>69216272
>UFC
>elite
that would be Pride and RIZIN
>>69216272
let's not turn into /r/mma, okay
>>69216272
I unironically support this
>outlels get cucked by gookmoot despite numerous strawpolls
>decide to convince people to leave on their own when everything is fine by infiltrating /heem/
Literally the only reason these casuals are still around is the big card coming up. You autists are fucking pathetic. Go shitpost at the mandrama fags on /asp/ if you need to sperg out like this.
>>69216397
love it
Always wanted to get into kickboxing/MMA but didn't because I wear hard lens contacs and am blind as shit without em.Only option i have is getting a corneal transplant in future but not sure if i'd go through with that. My optometrist tells me any physical contact sport leaves a chance of contac sliding off or damaging my eye with a hit. I just want to BANG
>piana
is that roid monkey really going to fight or is it some kind of meme-tier publicity stunt?
>>69216397
Wait Rory = Adan?
>>69216651
maybe reddit is more your speed then kid
>>69216918
>waaaaa I wear contacts I can't fight
Man up you fucking pussy
That what you gonna say when someone fucks your wife or starts a fight with you?
"Man you're so lucky I wear contacts I swear"
>>69217227
implying i wouldn't defend myself, why risk going blind over a punch to the eye training?
>>69211558
>>69216182
All we need is these giant aspies that literally do nothing but shitpost gone and we'll be good
Nobody minds a little 5% here and there
Forced this much, zzzzzz
>>69217349
dud wtf man, Mods will take us to >>>/asp/ you stupid fuck
>>69211654
>(((Jason Genova)))
>White
Sure thing, Moishe!
I should have taken the week off. Only took Thursday + Friday.
>>69217498
same
>>69217349
>shitposting on purpose so we get send to /asp/
kys
>>69217349
delete this
>>69214925
UFC Undisputed 2010 as DLC
UFC Undisputed 3
and I think EA Sports UFC, not sure about that one though.
>>69217460
stop this fearmongering, the only reason mandrama was sent to /asp/ is because it is literally not a sport
>im a white boy and im jacked, deal with it
Why did he need to assure thats hes white?
What did rory namefag get B& for?
>>69217664
insecurity
>ruining /heem/ with this horribly unfunny forced piana meme
fucking kill yourself already
>>69217695
how new are you to /sp/?
>>69217695
fuck you goof, /heem/ will never die
>>69217364
>scared to train
>i-I'll defend myself though haha, it's pretty easy right?
Tyrone is literally gonna blind you with one punch
>outlels unironically making new threads early and subverting thread discussion with shitposting that never gets deleted
Has these been a more autistic group of people in the history of this site? I would heem every here of you faggots, who most of all continue to shitpost on twitter and reddit to organize these spergouts because mods took away their feel threads.
>>69217664
it's a pretty common (stupid) thought that only black people are naturally really jacked/athletic
>Rich Piana in the cage. Pacing back & forth. Shadow Boxing
>Waiting for Prophet Muscle to show up
>Clock strikes 6pm
>Doors open, it's Prophet Muscle
>He tells Piana he has the $20K, but that he won't be fighting him
>Schaub walks out and enters the cage
>yfw
How hard would you mark?
>>69218036
None because my autism isnt that severe
>>69218036
>Rich Piana in the cage. Pacing back & forth. Shadow Boxing
And gassed.
>>69217975
Schaub is love. Schaub is eternal. And /HEEM/ will live forever.
>>69218036
Haha
Dude
That would be epic
Epic for the win
>>69218036
>mark
>>>/asp/
Dana needs to put Rich Piana on all heavyweight TUF season.
>>69218036
i'd lose my shit desu
>>69210128
what did he mean by this?
Just ignore and report piana posting and it will go away.
The more you reply to them the cooler they think they are.
Brendan Schaub vs Mitrione was a great fight
I refuse to take part in these gay thread wars. /heem/ doesn't have enough posters as is, we shouldn't divide them
>>69218526
I'll stop Piana posting when Schaub posting is dead and buried.
>complaining about memes is better than posting memes
shiggy
>>69218526
>they
I'm almost certain it's just one autistic american flooding /heem/ with this shit 24/7
>>69218741
now this is something I can get behind
>>69218615
You'll stop in a month when you get bored but Schaub will continue because Schaub is actually consistently relevant.
>>69218841
back2reddit
>>69218841
heem yourself my man, you are in the lost battalion
>Ay yo, Jon!
>>69218841
>Tired of forced memes?
of course not
>>69218861
Thanks m8
>>69218865
Dont reply to him you retard. It makes him think he's funny.
>>69218857
this, a forced meme is easy to tell from a mile a way.
How would she do in the UFC?
>>69219264
Better than cm punk will do
>>69219264
Kimbo already got cut from the UFC
>>69219264
She would kill Ronda in the UFC's first wmma hw title fight.
>>69219264
Gary Goodridge has already fought in UFC
FREE FIGHT
Rich "5%" Piana vs. Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RejZs5s7yY
>>69219657
God damn Rich throws some good knees in part 2
>>69219377
>>69219578
No that's popular u.s. actress Leslie jones, the star of ghostbusters.
>>69219800
>Anderson Silva-esque is Piana, Joe, as he throws knees in the clinch
>>69219657
looks like the created character of some faggot youtube gameplayer
>>69203722
Fuck em both. Best outcome will be DC getting rekt by Jon, Then Jon lose the belt to Gus, A real BOI material
>>69220045
He looks like he was genetically engineered to fuck your wife.
>>69219657
Gayest thing I have ever seen in my life.
>>69206837
who do we send to fight him?
>>69220486
>>69219657
fucking americans and their mandrama-loving asses
>>69220486
>>69220579
JUST
>>69220168
how is that actually supposed to be a safe or effective exercise?
Ok guys for the /heem/ meet up, are you guys fine with Mexican food?
We can all meet up at the Mexican restaurant, eat there then head back to my dad's to watch the fights.
I'll have some beer and weed, but remember to bring your own.
>>69220671
Or we could watch the fights at a bar.
>>69220671
I'd be down for a /heem/ meet up. I just hope things don't turn violent when I show up wearing my TFATK shirt. I'll bring plenty of bud though.
>>69220787
Bars are too noisy IMO, and my dad has great wifi so we can shitpost while watching.
>Literally who hue popped by USADA
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/3/12090864/ultimate-fighter-brazil-alum-ricardo-abreu-flagged-for-potential-anti
>>69220671
Are 5%'ers welcome?
>>69221038
I hope so.
>all these NBA contracts for guys that are about 4 ppg and 1 or 2 rebounds per game away from being 6th man of the year runner ups
>they make double and triple as much as the entire Reebok deal
>Wake up Frankie, it's all over
>>69221038
Rich kids aren't real people
>>69221038
No.
>>69221038
Yes.
>>69221095
Frankie is literally going to destroy his will to live.
TKO round 4
Why does no one hype Johnson here?
>>69221211
This fight was honestly just sad. I will never understand why the UFC thought this was a good idea.
>>69221241
overrated fighter in the most shallow division
>tfw reebok only has to pay $2500 to be Brock's only sponsor
>>69221323
>yfw Bork walks out with his Jimmy Johns shorts anyway
>>69220195
His name is not Tyquellius so i doubt it
Taking picks on all main card bouts:
Eddie Alvarez vs Raphael dos Anjos
Roy Nelson vs Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban vs Belal Muhammad
Joseph Duffy vs Mitch Clarke
Mike Pyle vs Alberto Mina
Be very careful, /heem/
>>69222418
>RDA
>Nelson
>Jouban
>Duffy
>Pyle
who the fuck is brandon schewb anyway
>>69222418
Can we also just do pics for Claudia vs Joanna and UFC 200 now?
>>69222418
Come on man I went out of my way to put my picks in the other thread and they didn't make it in
You're not the guy anyway you're just taking credit for shit
>>69222647
what the fuck are you talking about?
i wasnt taking picks last thread when the autist sperg'd out
Dont make me delete your chin
>>69222710
>when the autist sperg'd out
when was that
whose gona take the pics for 200?
my body cannot wait anymore
