why are we the bad guys again?
we play the best football and have likable players.
>>69196241
It's just a meme
you are like Real Madrid, or Lakers, or those teams that win everything
>>69196706
I dont really think so, we had a really frustrating period of always coming close to winning something but then fucking it up
>>69196778
You mean just like Real Madrid you fucking dolt?
The Man Shaft
it is just because your players are so boring, they really look like copy pasted androids
>>69196241
>why are we the bad guys again?
You're not. Portugal is the last evil team.
>>69196241
Because your fans are shit. You're like the Man City of international football
>>69196943
>boring
7-1 was one of the most entertaining games in recent history
>>69196813
I was referring to the "those teams that win everything" part. I didn t look into real madrids exact results of the past few years
>>69196943
this, Özil, Neuer, Boateng they all look the same
wish we had more jogo bonito with 20 mulatto Brazilians called -inho
winning the WC and the EC in 2 years is forbidden
being too good makes you bad
>>69196241
>>69196241
We are ze germans.
We are supposed to be the bad guys.
Now stop crying or I tell the Obersturmbannführer. I mean it !
>>69197020
>wish we had more jogo bonito with 20 mulatto Brazilians called -inho
THIS
>>69197020
no hate man just saying if your team didn't had Muller and Neuer it would be the most bland NT in the world.
0 personality
>>69196985
>Because your fans are shit.
Do our fans riot in the streets like yours?
Do our fans bantz around in delusion like yours?
Do our fans puke everywhere in streets and on grannys like yours?
No, our Fans are civilzed friendly and funny partying people.
>>69197020
you show him sister
das rite
>MAN SHAFT
>>69196998
It was entertaining in a "lets all laugh at Brazil" way.
As a football match, it was literally the worst ever played, a shameful indictment of modern "football" and an insult to the formerly non-semen slurping sport.
>>69196241
>>69196241
>>69196241
We are ze germans.
We are supposed to be the bad guys.
Now stop crying or I tell the Obersturmbannführer..
I mean it!
>>69196877
>funny guy detected
>>69197053
>>69197151
Fuck, double post..
>>69197017
Yeah, Germany barely won any international cups in the past...
>>69196241
>likable players
We sure do
>>69196241
>we play the best football and have likable players.
literally wrong
>man shaft
>Özil
>Schweinsteiger
>Neuer
>likeable
>>69197405
>Schweinsteiger and Neuer
>not likeable
>>69197334
Only the WC 14.
That was it since 1996.
>>69197405
>nicht Kamerad Chamäleon mögen
>>69197447
Neuer is a cunt
>>69197565
'no'
>>69197565
Neuer is pretty weird.
They way he moves is girly as fuck.
I wouldn't wonder if it turns out the has been gay all along.
>>69197405
>Dirtmund
>>69196241
DON’T BE PATRIOTIC! YOU’RE A NAZI SCUM! YOU MUST HATE YOURSELF, YOUR COUNTRY, YOUR FLAG, YOUR CULTURE, OTHERWISE YOU’RE A NAZI!
>>69197695
Trying too hard m8
>>69196241
ITT: german nationalism on the rise.
>>69197020
>Such a multicultural vibe
Fuck off, cuck
>>69196241
any scintilla of german nationalism must be squashed and dealt with immediately
because you have the youngest team in the entire tournament yet one of the oldest starting XI's in every game
oh and because most of your players are cunts
>Die Mannschaft
At times I wonder how English native speakers read that.
Although "Dogs Die Show" is probably worse.
>>69196241
you are champion without a star in the team
the squad is full of correct players, you don't have a GOAT, one who everybody wants to be like him, one who will provoke pitch invasions
>>69203841
I would love to watch that show
>>69196241
Because you faggots are the result of Hitler's glory, without him you ain't shit
>no passion
>some dont sing anthem
>mueller
>complain other teams dive but then start diving like niggers
>complain other teams are bad at penalties then miss a million times
not to mention you are the niggers of the history of the sport
>1)1954 World Cup - Hungary's team captain Ferenc Puskás, considered by many as the best player in the world in that time, was injured by German defender Werner Liebrich, Germany wins WC
>2)1966 - England and Germany collaborately rig the word cup so they eliminate opposing teams using a ref fixing scheme. German Ref Rudolf Kreitlein officiated in the England vs Argentina QF, and English ref Jim Finney officiated in the Germany vs Uruguay QF. Both European sides were severe underdogs. In the Germany vs Uruguay game, the referee (who was Jim Finney, from England) had not recognised a handball by Schnellinger on the goal line and then had sent off two players from Uruguay: Horacio Troche and Héctor Silva. Germany later met England in the World Cup Final.
>3) 1970 - German's food poison English goalkeeper Gordon Banks. Germany ends up beating England in extra time.
>4) 1974 - Carlos Caszely of Chile mysteriously became the first player in world cup history to be sent off with a red card in a group match against West Germany.
>5) 1974 - Bernd Hölzenbein of West Germany dives for a penalty after being down against Holland. Germany wins WC
>6)1982 - West Germany scored through a goal by Horst Hrubesch again Austria, seeing both teams to qualify for the next stage. West Germany aimlessly kicks the ball around for the next 80 minutes while the Spanish crowd yells "Fuera! Fuera!" ("Out!"). One German fan was so upset by his team's display that he burned his German flag in disgust. FIFA introduced a revised qualification system at subsequent World Cups in which the final two games in each group were played simultaneously due to the Germans
>7) 1982 - German keeper Harald Schumacher decapitates French player Patrick Battiston to prevent him from scoring. Battiston was knocked inconscious, suffered a fractured vertebrae,a broken jaw, and lost 2 teeth. The ref doesn't even award Schumacher a yellow card. Germany ends up beating France in
>8) 1986- West Germany and Mexico draw 0–0 after extra time after 2 Mexico goals are disallwed. Germany wins in penalties.
>9) 1990- Germany player Rudi Völler spits on Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard to cause an altercation and get Rijkaard ejected from the game. Germany beats Holland.
>10) 1990- Germany dives untouched vs Czechoslovakia in the semi-final, the penalty secured a 1-0 win.
>11) 1990- Germany again dives for a 1-0 win against Argentina in minute 85. Argentina saw Roberto Sensini and Pedro Monzon during the match in what was deemed the worst final in history.
>12)1994- Germany dives against Bulgaria to salvage a quarterinal defeat with a penalty but Bulgaria holds on to see the Germans off 2-1
>13) 2002- German handballs not called against them in a match against USA. Germany ends up winning 1-0
>14) 2006- German player Miroslav Klose shatters Argentine Goalkeeper Roberto Abbondanzieri's ribs. Abbondanzieri is carted off. Germany scores on backup keeper Leonardo Franco to draw 1-1 and proceeds to win in penalties
>15) 2010- Germany (cheats) against England, disallowing a clear goal which would've leveled the score and changed the momentum of the game. Alas the goal is not recognized and Germany proceeds to beat England on counterattacks 4-1
>>69196241
It's "Die Mannschaft" because they have no balls haha.
Oh what am I like?
>>69204052
Inferiors will always regard the superiors as evil.
Take it as a compliment from people whose opinion means nothing.
Germany will never dominate like we did 08-12
Feels good man
Because Merkel literally ruined Europe
