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>host tournament
>meme defense
>meme his way up to semis
>face germany in the semis
Remind you anything ?
I'm scared lads
Already surrendering?
>>69195183
should be
losing against germany in the semis aint so bad, we will have done more than the vast majority of europe so I'm happy about it, I can always bring up the results whenever an englishman talks to me about football
>>69195183
>implying you will get past Iceland
>>69195467
Could you wait more than 10 replies to go pol please ?
>>69195183
>>69195201
It's not like we have a good team. We're Brazil tier.
>face germany in the semis
>we have already beaten iceland
Why do underachievers such as France and England always have this obnoxious mentality
>>69195183
Why do french tanks have rearview mirrors?
To see whats going on at the battlefront.
>>69195201
käk
>>69195666
We'll get the job done. Why pretend otherwise?
>>69195183
Of 1871?
>>69195838
It wasn't technically Germany in 1870...
I'd rather see Iceland advance but even if they don't I hope they at least make sure a bunch of French players end up injured or with yellow cards
>>69195927
Oh come on, we literally became a country because of this war and during this war
>>69196119
Refball.
>>69195183
>meme defense
like Maginot Line.
>it will be another germany rekts the host in the semis episode
>France already waving the white flag
Really makes you think
>>69195183
Its already over for France since a Wales-Iceland final is guaranteed. The whole of European soccer will become a meme and not just the premier league.
>>69196316
I haven't studied what happened on the german side during he war. I only know you became the german empire in 1871 yeah.
>>69196446
white flag became the surrender flag since a lot of countries like yours used it to surrender to the big french
>>69196508
The German Bund became the North German Bund in 1866 following a war between its two biggest members - Prussia and Austria. This excluded some southern states like Austria obv, Bavaria, Württemberg, Baden and a few really small ones like Luxemburg and Liechtenstein.
However, France declared war against Prussia in 1870 and most of the Southern states supported them. A tournament in France followed, we won and the states fighting in this war unified in Versailles in January 1871 to form the German Empire.
However, the war still went on for a few more months.
To say it very shortly
>>69196626
>he believes it
oh mah
>>69197199
is there a major sport where white americans are relevant? well no
>>69197254
topkek
>>69197282
>it's 2016, american weapons are playmobil pics
well done tyrese
We've got the literally best interceptor (Kanté) in the world, nothing to be afraid of.
>>69197199
It's funny cause their star player (Griezmann) is white, did anyone expect that? BBC Pogba failing hard meanwhile.
>>69197282
>mfw I actually saw one of those yesterday in a shop
>mfw the French player was white
memes
>>69197783
shhhhh don't say it too loud otherwise they will say the only white frenchs are faggots lookalike
>>69197783
Our star player isn't Griezshit, it's Payet.
We've got Payet.
He's better than Zidane and he will get the Ballon d'Or after winning the tournament.
>>69197994
Sober up, Jacques.
>>69196387
ha!
>>69197282
Do Americans prefer Playmobil over Lego because of their fat sausage fingers?
>>69195183
I would be more worried about ISIS than a 7:1 desu lads
>Khedira is out
>Hummels is suspended
>Gomez might be out too
>>69198434
I'm gonna drown in alcohol tonight after Payet score a triple
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE FRENCHIES JUST ASSUMING THEY'RE ALREADY IN THE SEMIS YOU STILL HAVE TO BEAT ISLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69197033
>potato nigger's belief
Who cares?
>>69199999
cmon now everybody now Island is fuckin trash
memes won't save you this time
>>69195666
How are France underachievers?
>>69200058
YOU HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SAVED BY THE BIGGEST MEME OF ALL PAYET THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT YOU FUCKING ARROGANT BITCHES FUCK OFF
>>69196387
Nice.
>>69199999
because
WE'VE GOT PAYET
DIMITRI PAYET
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HE'S OUR SUPERMAN
HE'S BETTER THAN ZIDANE
WE'VE GOT DIMITRI PAYET
BEST PLAYER
>>69200113
>being this mad because we are the best team remaining
ayy lmao
>>69200113
Shut up, you aren't even in the fucking tournament.
>>69200113
>Norway
>calling anyone arrogant
stronk irony
>>69195467
trust me it hurts
>>69200084
40 million and more populations
World Cup and Euro trophies
Germany 7
Italy 5
Spain 4
France 3
England 1
Soviet Union 1
7:1
:
1
>>69195183
This is a tricky one to predict.
On the one hand - the France crushing defeat to Germany law is in effect, which is at its most powerful in semi finals.
But that was goodguyfrance, who knows if this applies to the gang of rented africans who now constitute the French team.
And France, in both iterations, have a history of success in Euros in their own neck of the woods.
I think the "semi-final" rule will still trigger, thus a really depressing and/or unjust defeat for France.
>>69201144
Germany lifted the curse against Italy, we can lift ours againt them
>>69201182
Cursed cannot be lifted. They can only take a back seat to a curse of superior strength. In this case the Italian penalty curse.
If you can think of a German curse or law which may trump the Franch "semi vs germany curse" then there may be reason for optimism.
>>69199999
Nice repeating digits.
>>69195183
You forget that during that same world cup where Germany won 7-1 against Brazil, they only won against France 1-0 after a very tense game.
Plus we won the last friendly game against them, but no one remember because that was the evening when some angry muslims shot everyone in Paris.
>>69201788
That France match was Low trying out some hipster tactics.
>>69201788
>>69201839
Didn't even Sane play that match? Don't remember.
Yeah, but we'll crush france and 7-1 portugay in the final
Your nigger team will lose against iceland no doubt.
>>69201788
>comparing a friendly with a tournament game
England tier logic
>>69201244
the italian penalty curse isnt stronger.
but it was the italian penalty curse of always losing working together with the german penalty blessing of always winning that defeated the ger get fucked by ita curse
>>69200200
>Cristiano Ronaldo
You want to know why i think that "best player of the tournament" is a meme?
>>69201788
>a very tense game
Yeah, because we were happy with a 1-0 victory and keeping control. If we had gone for a humiliating defeat like we did against Brazil it would have ended 3-0 or 4-0.
>>69196387
This joke would have been better if Germany went through Belgium on the way to the semis.
>>69197199
>12 white players out of 23 are white
>>69195183
we planned terrorists attacks in the stadium if it starts to happen, we will replay the match until we win.
>>69195201
that would be very german.
>>69195183
The world needs Germany to remove teams who memed their way through. Hate us for it if you need to.
>>69200200
What does the x/y mean?
>>69202504
yeah sure, the stats back you claim up, oh wait they don't.
>>69195183
you actually reminded me of euro 96
mind blown
>>69203468
>Englel loses on penalties
wew lad
>>69201788
We lost 3:1 to slovakia in a friendly 2 months ago
Let that sink in
>>69195677
>Why do french tanks have rearview mirrors?
>To see whats going on at the battlefront.
Last time we had a war, you had to repaint our tanks in German colours because your panzers were dog shit.
Anyway, we don't really have the reason to fear the German team out of proportions. They're a fine team, not some unreachable mountain. The attitude coming from French people here is pretty abysmal.
>>69203755
Yes, because you totally didn't get BTFO by tank Blitzkrieg in WWII. Afterwards we just grabbed some free french tanks because why the fuck not?
>>69203816
>Yes, because you totally didn't get BTFO by tank Blitzkrieg in WWII.
We got BTFO by superior tactics. The only thing that made German tanks relevant was their radios, which made them effective as a collective.
But individually those tanks were absolute shit. Put tracks on a rusted Renault car, bolt a 9mm gun to it and you've pretty much got a 1940 German tank.
>>69197254
resling
>>69195630
You don't have an Uzbek Championship coat and you actually have a tatic management. You will be defeated, but ain't no 7-1
>>69204709
*coach
>>69204784
*roach
