i still can't believe it lads >we actually did it
>Nosotros
>>69193966
>tfw I can finally cash in my German heritage
It feels good my fellow schweins.
>>69193975
Kek
>>69194008
>finally
What were you doing two years ago?
What did you guys mean by this?
>>69194239
kek
>>69194239
hehe
>>69194008
I too am 1/256th germany
>finally beat Italy
>should be happy as fuck
>Italy bros are devastated
>happiness is gone
what a let down.
it's like the time when you finally beat your big brother. in the end you just feel sorry for the fucker.
>>69194478
To be fair, most of them are cunts. But Buffon seems absolutely based.
>>we actually did it
>draw
>mirroring lineup adjustment
meme jogi at his best
nigga we wuz lucky tho
Regular time victory or bust. Curse is still in place.
>>69194008
ah yes, the great american heritage card.
Had italy won you'd have pulled your italian heritage card as well, eh? I bet you're also 1/350th native american.
lel
>>69193975
Fuimos
>>69194712
Reyes
im happy for you anon
i could barely watch the game because germany wanted to play football and italy was trying to do something else
italian football is antifun
>>69194478
The only italian I feel bad for is buffon all the other italian seemed like cunts like when they celebrated that shitty boateng penalty oh sheet I was mad as hell
>>69194546
this is the first NT in a long time to not be a bunch of cunts.
Like every player on the field has no record of unsportmanship, even Chiellini became a good guy.
I just wanted De Rossi on the field, anyway Germany deserved it
>>69194933
Both teams deserved it.
We just happened to win the coin toss at the end.
Seeing how much your team and anons on /sp/ care about it though I wish you would've won.
There is nobody not german who wasn't rooting for you guys.
>>69194771
I'm sure any other team with our lineup would have gone ham trying to score against Germany...
We just palyed to win as always and yesterday winning was drawing the match to penalties because we had no cc at all.
>>69195003
>We just palyed to win
which part of that gameplay was remotely related to any effort towards winning?
if that gorilla does no ballet his hands into the ball you would have had no chance scoring whatsoever
you had no desire to attack, hold the ball or even play the game
every other pass was missed
it was nothing but disgusting fauls, dives and complains throughout the entire game
>>69194641
Yes but who cares desu. >we are through
>>69194478
You deserved it senpai, congratz :)
>>69194970
>There is nobody not german who wasn't rooting for you guys.
lolno. Italians are cunts, they can go fuck themselves. (bar Buffon obviously)
>>69193966
You didn't actually do it. Winning on penalties is not a win. The curse still stands as far as I'm concerned.
>inb4 some variation of the Iceland meme
I'm Scottish
>inb4 you accuse me of lying
Who would lie about being Scottish?
>>69194970
Thanks man.
I'll tell you what is going on here.
This NT was born two years ago from the ashes of the world cup. There seemed to be no hope for the future as the golden generation of 1990 2006 had dried out.
Then mr.Conte, a man who could go anywhere with a 10 mln salary in his pocket, decided to pick us up, to start a two years long path which could end his professional career.
He selected players no one trusted and made a team no one liked.
But game after game the group grew strong and even before this euros, without anyone saying it, the NT looked in shape again.
When this summer came we were welcomed by the injuries of two keys players like Verratti and Marchisio so we replaced them with litterally whos(for the world) that are Parolo and Sturaro.
The euro starts and we btfo the Belgian golden generation(of 40 mln babies) immediately loosing Candreva; we pass the group and we convincigly send out Spain(another dried out gen) loosing De Rossi. The bleeding doesn't stop, since the begining we are loosing cc members and still we look like a good team, we face You and we drag it to the penalties, there the end is dramatic.
What we loved of these guys is how the stood tall , how they made the world believe we had a chance when we had none and how they went out, in the slowest way, not making anyone say Italy was crush out of this tournament.
We'll rise again, we'll win again , until then good luck to you.
>>69194478
don't bother feeling sorry for us, we'll bounce back as usual and take our revenge next time
even Barzagli could still make it to 2018
you deserved it, good luck in the semis
if memes don't come true, i'd like to see you winning
>>69194662
nah
i guess every team that won a title after penalties did not actualyl win it or what?
>>69194970
>There is nobody not german who wasn't rooting for you guys.
wrong
>>69194546
>>69194816
Most of the italians in this team except maybe Pellè aren't cunts at all.
>>69194478
italians/south americans are always emotional, the are crying after every loss. Their "devastation" means nothing
>>69195582
But that is exactly why you would want to see them win.
I remember flags everywhere for one week after our WC victory and then we went back to work.
Brazil would still be celebrating now if they had won
bravo and get ready for biggest reffball since korea in semifinal
>>69195582
don't be a stereotypical german with no emotion anon.
Men must dedicate themselves to a goal, if they don't reach it they are sincerely devasted, like many footballers.
>>69195549
Bonucci isn't exactly likeable 2bh.
>>69195624
>>69195653
i dont know, if you are inflating everything, it loses any meaning.
I wanted to punch your trainer in the face, he fucking shimped out for 120 minutes.
I felt sorry for Buffon t.b.h.
He seams like a decent guy and I guy that would give you his last pizza slice.
Italy played well!
Hopefully something memeful happens tonight with France and Iceland so that it will overshadow Germany's win
I'm happy for (You) German lads but it makes (Me) feel bad every time I check /sp/
Germany pls go on and win the tournament
You have been the good guys ever since you btfo'd the worst guys of them all (B7asi1)
Pls go and win
Also please avenge Belgium, Poland and Croatia and btfo Penaltugal 7-1 again
>>69195698
Again that's all he can do, have your ever partecipated in a tournament(even a shitty one)?
You care, that's a man life.
>>69195821
based italo sudoku pepe poster. ill remember (you)
I can't believe it lads...we lost.
I was drinking with spainbros we all were cheering for italy... and we lost.
Fuck i feel sad, but i hope Germany wins now.
Gg wp Krautbros
my dads italian and you made him cry, fuck you germany
>>69195446
>Who would lie about being Scottish?
an Englishman
>>69194478
Speak for yourself, I'm still very happy. Despite feeling bad for Buffon.
No happiness gone here.
>>69194662
No it isn't you fucking immigrant retard. Our curse with Italy has always been about us getting kicked out in the knockout stages of euro or world cup by them.
No "in 90 mins" bullshit.
>>69198431
your dad needs to stop being a little bitch
>>69194478
What a faggot you are
the curse is finally over
we out here senpai
>>69199013
You can't escape the curse by drawing and then observing Italy's own penalty shoot out curse trigger.
Both curses are still in effect.
>>69193966
it´s coming home lads
>>69199381
That's not how it works.
There is 1 simple problem we had.
We never advanced past Italy in a euro or world cup in the knockout stages.
That's it. No extra bullshit.
That has now changed. End of it.
Do you believe Germany would stand a chance had they played with German players only?
>>69199438
we only played with german players though
just some are not 100% genetical germans, but better having one beeing 50% german, than having 8 100% African like France
>>69199438
>>69199537
yeah, let's take a glance at the pitch when it's a Germany-France semi and see who is actually playing their own players
>>69199537
>we only played with german players though
Ozil, Khedira, Boetang and Hummels aren't German, what the fuck is wrong with you.
Part German at best, but it's 100% German or nothing.
The Result is Invalid.
>>69199438
The non-whites are the worst players in German NT.
>>69199537
Nice to see Khedira and Özil are 50% German now.
>>69199435
Nope. There were two immutable curses in effect. A draw followed by Italian penalty disaster was the only possible result that the two curses could allow. So that's what happened.
It is simply lucky for Germany that Italys own curse leaves a single loophole to allow German progression.
Curses do not end, but exist within a tapestry of competing curses which together form the result.
This is why betting on international football is free money - if you know which curses are in effect, and can work out how they will interact.
>>69199915
Aren't Gomez and Podolski also 1/2 germans?
>>69195446
>Who would lie about being Scottish?
an englishman who's acting like a dumbass
>>69199994
Fucking hell how many fraudulent Germans are there in that team now? Should be kicked out UEFA for not fielding enough Europeans along with France and England.
And is Hector a spic?
>>69199994
Everyone but Özil and Can (who never plays) is at least 50% German
Well, I mean, we won the Euro too, but we did it with a bunch of national players pretty much unknown to anyone outside Greece.
>>69200062
It's the UEFA Euro 2016, not the /pol/ Euro 2016.
>>69200062
>And is Hector a spic?
Hector is a Saarländer
>>69200086
> 50% German
There's no such thing you fucking cuck, 50% German means you're not really German. God Germans are pathetic. Letting their country and heritage get washed down the drain by Arabs and Niggers mingling with them and erasing millions of years of Genetic selection.
Christ almighty.
>>69200102
Yeah with a German coach, I guess your victory is invalid now.
>>69200174
You're a British settlement. You're genetically English.
i dont measure by their heritage, but how they act. And gomez,podolski,khedira are all as german as it gets.
Boateng is a bit of a nigger tho and özil is 100% turkroach leech. So i guess we have 9 1/2 germans on the pitch
>>69200174
>penal colony talking about genetic selection
oh wait you're that boring version of australia with the sheep instead
>sheepfuckers talking about genetic selection
>>69200222
White through and through, nothing changed but the land I'm standing on and the flag I'm flying. My immediate peoples culture and heritage remains intact
Importing millions of Arabs into your country and racemixing however.....
>>69200260
Don't make us join another World War against you cucks and kick your ass again just because we feel like it Hanz.
>>69200274
>racemixing is bad
>he fucks sheeps
m8
>>69200274
kek
Australian genetic heritage is literally the discarded unwanted scum of a mongrelised gaggle of island dwelling randomers.
>>69200314
That's species mixing, that's different mate
Haven't had any sheep give birth to sheepans yet
Also, Mustafi is albanian
>>69194970
>There is nobody not german who wasn't rooting for you guys.
lol wrong, always rooted for Germany.
Italians are cock dramwaqueens just like Portugal
>>69200274
>>69193966
>now the players will feel like they've already won and be completely absent mentally from the other game
>choke hard against iceland
don't do this
>>69200373
>>69194478
>feeling sorry
lol no too many cunts. Only Buffon is based.
>>69200429
>>69194478
do you see it now? you didn't need to beat us to win. You've already won 3 euro cups and 4 wc, the last 2 years ago.
all yu've obtained now is killing some of the magic of the game. You've found out that santa claus isn't real.
Enjoy it.
>>69200360
>Admits he fucks sheeps
Somehow, I kinda expect you being bullied a lot at high school.
>>69200502
We all fuck sheep here, didn't you hear? That is unless the Balrogs are out killing people again, it takes some time to banish those fuckers when Gandalf isn't around to help out
>>69200470
I knew he would miss when he started to approach the ball like that.
>>69200550
>>69200502
Get rekt you self pitying pussy.
Your team gave it their best and lost, fair and square.
If Löw wasn't such a retard this game would have ended in 90 minutes.
Germany, you were as good as we were.
You know what? I am not mad about loss: they happen, obviously.
What makes me angry is the lack of humilty of ZAZA and Pelle: you are facing a top team, you played with all your strength.
Do your best and do NOT fool them: they are not enemies, but a strong team.
Respect them and do as you were playing with a Saint: be humble
>>69199915
all german citizen, all having german passports
if they live here and pay taxes, then they are german.
How many people are originally from Australia and called australian? How many American?
That whole geneticall bullshit is so fucking retarded. Especially when trying to talk about Poles not beeing german, considering the migration flows in Europe the past 3000 years. Those borders we have now exist for a fucking short time
>implying there has never been racemixing before
>>69193966
>gg
>>69200700
>all german citizen, all having german passports
>if they live here and pay taxes, then they are german.
t. Malte
>>69200630
If we had Marchisio De Rossi Verratti and Candreva you'd be crying right now
>>69193966
It was bound to happen brother. Ours was one of the worst Italian NTs in history while yours was one of the best German ones. Deserved win.
>>69200737
De Rossi non ce la fa, dai: ha 60 anni tra pochino
>>69200774
L'unico modo per fare peggio di Pellè era farsi esplodere nello stadio.
>>69200737
lel and if your prick was just a little shorter you would have been a girl.
Those players are injured, they couldn't play but playing it the usual formation was a possibility for our team.
>>69200700
>all german citizen, all having german passports
>if they live here and pay taxes, then they are german.
No thanks just because I live here and work here and pay taxes doesn't make me a fucking german.
Jesus christ your lefty education hit your brain hard.
t. proud dirty subhuman slav that will never ever be german nor my kids will.
>>69200834
you proposed a situation that could never happen, so did I. Why so salty Hans? You got a win with basically the worst player Conte could field. Enjoy it while you can
>>69200834
when draxler came in for gomez germany started playing considerably worse.
Loew had made the right formation before the game.
and if conte had not put in zaza we would have won at the penalties, and so on and so on.
there's no point in arguing about ifs
>>69200813
Eh, lo so.
E qui si ritorna sempre al discorso dei vivai.
Ma se chiedi di mettere un tetto agli stranieri, sei uno sporco razzista!
>>69200917
Of course playing in the usual formation could have happened for us.
>Enjoy it
I do.
>>69200973
>when draxler came in for gomez germany started playing considerably worse.
That didn't change the formation he just replaced a player.
>>69193966
>>69200914
>nor my kids will
>muh heritage
>>69200914
Your kids probably will feel German though.
Better move back before it's too late, Ivan.
>>69201011
Where are all the epic muh neighbor jokes from the öffentlich Rechtlichen now?
>>69200700
Guter Goyim. 100 Merkelpunkte für dich. Nigerianischer Bulle ist auch auf dem Werk.
Gas dich weg uezs.
>>69200973
they played worse after the sub because its not the right position for draxler he is a winger afterall, but with the formation löw chose there were no dedicated wingers which left him floating around somewhere and being useless.
Also i don't think he chose the right formation because it made >us alot weaker on the offense
>>69201011
AfD hat wie immer recht behalten.
>all this fairness
I thought germans hated italians
>>69201043
I'm finishing my stuff in here and will leave if things won't change in the next 3-5 years.
Been living my whole life in a part of town where it was calm and white. Lots of older people too all the time.
Now with the passing time the old people been dying and you can guess who got invited to live in their empty apartments the last few years.
It's such a shame what you're doing with this country.
>>69194478
why you did this, why you did this to your brother, germans anons?
>>69201283
Well the old people thought the same when you and your parents first moved there.
Also pro tip:
Russia is a shithole too full of kazakh mudslimes when it comes to big cities.
The villages are ok though except for the non existing streets and shitty plumbing.
>>69201265
wtf i hate italians now
>>69201340
>Playing the victim and begging for pity
Fucking disgrace.
>>69201355
That's it, I'm a #MerkelMissile now
>>69201384
Müller is so fucking funny
>>69201353
I'm a slav but not russian m8
And I know exactly well how your kind acted against my parents.
That's why they now are disgusted how you treat those dirty mudshitters now.
>>69201519
They treated you exactly right.
Because now you have a job and are integrated while those motherfuckers will leech of on the state until our wellface system breaks. Leitkultur and all.
Ukraine and Serbia are even worse than Russia, if you want to go back there you are an idiot.
>>69201353
>treat good immigrants like crap
>treat niggers like kings
lmao, germany signing up for genocide
>>69201620
>"good" immigrants get jobs and integrate themself because they know who is boss
>niggers don't integrate themselves and leech of the state because they think they are the boss
Liberals are cancer killing the nation.
>>69200274
fuck off your little shit country is not relevant,bang some sheeps or play hide and seek in hobbit town or in the ruins of an earthquacke.
>>69201599
I disagree on the "treated exactly right" though with you.
My parents were from the beginning a complete opposite to the slav stereotype as they weren't the typical bydlo-tier slav.
And in general it doesn't matter as much as you think to treat immigrants like shit to make them integrate into your culture.
The most important thing to do is simply showing who here has the authority. And this is exactly what you lack completely now in Germany. Nobody is scared of you "germans".
You say "No" to Ahmed today but if he keeps pushing you he knows you will spread your boipussi for him after some time.
Your police and the lack of punishment is a joke to these filthy cunts.
The only actual germans left are those behind the iron curtain and you should be fucking glad for those Ossis and their funny dialect.
[spoiler]also wrong and wrong![/spoiler]
>>69202051
fuck I forgot I'm on /spuh/
>>69201096
are you retarded?
>>69199915
>Hummels isn't 100% German
Wat?
his father is a German former pro player Hermann Hummels and his mother is Ulla Holthoff, also German - former water polo player and sports journalist. Google both of them if you want.
>>69200062
>neuseeland redet über migration
>>69200700
Merkel pls
