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>bombston
>20-1
>cubes
doyers desu
pre-emptive JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILIA
>>69187788
>Will the Astros make it past the wild card round, anon?
ROY
APOLOGIZE
Royals
Don't you dare ruin fireworks night cubes. Just don't.
>bombston has to suck so bad that the rags blowout wasn't even the worst one today
lame
>>69187730 DODGERS THREAD
>that last strike call
I'll take it lmao
>BOMBSTON BEING BTFO BY ANALSLIME
WEW LADS
What in the name of fuck, Bombston?
>Boston Red Sux
>shitcago cubes
Leave the Cubs to us
apologize
>>69188000
these trips are nimmo approved
>>69188000
Holy shit it's the Justice League
>>69187824
NO
NO THEY WON'T
ITS' OGRE STOP ASKING THIS QUESTION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69187781
Me too senpai, never forget that amazing play at home by Wieters to save the game too.
What in G-d's name has happened to the Red Sox?
>>69187832
>>69187838
Where ya been senpai?
>Rags choking
>Cubes lost
It's
an
even
yeaaaaaaaar
Bartolo Colon aka Big Sexy > Jake Arrieta aka le pilates man
y/n /mlb/?
>>69188049
Not so fast my friend
>21-2
>>69188054
has jake arrieta ever done this?
Yes Reds Yes.
Mr. Met is a cuck desu
>>69188079
how can someone that fat be so acrobatic
>>69188065
You guys will lose in the wild card game to the Dodgers
>>69188104
More like Acrofatic
>gnats and cusb and bombston all imploding at once
>rags
>>69188112
we can actually beat the doyers in a big game
you haven't done that since bobby thomson
>that Bryce Harper boot
hahahaha.
>>69188104
Meme Magic.
>>69188112
>You guys will lose in the wild card game to the Dodgers
also
>gnats
real talk, /mlb/
would you a Ms Met?
>>69188065
>check records
>Giants are 3-6 versus the Mets this season
That's not a good look hmm
>>69188164
Yeah I would go again
>>69188145
I hope you beat them, or even the Cardinals, I just feel that that's what's going to happen. I have nothing against the Mets
>>69188188
nice
>>69188229
I gotchu
>>69188112
Just like that NLDS last year amirite?
>nast
I feel a little bit better about our game now that the Red Cucks have shit the bed even harder.
POSITION PLAYER PITCHING FOR THE SOX
AND HES A MINOR LEAGUER
WEW
>cj cron has a chance to become the fourth player in AL history to score 6 runs in a game
JUST
>>69188299
TBRH rags doing the same thing but losing against the literal worst team in the league is way way worse
can cron, dare I say it, score SEVEN runs and break the record?
>rags
>bombston
>>69188327
>CJ fat fuck Cron with a chance to score six runs
>Bombston
>this Gnats meltdown
WEW
E
W
LAD
A
D
Mike Zunino just hit a dinger in his first PA of 2016
>>69188377
>leadoff
>>69188377
>77
MEME MAGIC
>trashinals
>yfw bombston scores 20 runs in one inning
>yfw anglels fire everybody and relocate
>>69188299
ONE
A POSITION PLAYER IS PITCHING
Is this the highest scoring game this season?
>>69188299
>SEVENTEEN RUNS to the twins
>Nats give up 4 runs with 2 errors in the 10th inning
JUST
>>69188429
STRIKE
>>69188446
AWAY
dubs and red sox come back to tie
You have ten seconds to give me one good reason why the Mercy Rule shouldn't be implemented in the Majors.
PROTIP: You can't.
>>69188442
>need to score 3 runs in the bottom of the 8th to take the reds to extra innings
>give up 5 runs in the top of the 10th anyway
JUST
>9-4
>natshinals
>21-2
>bombston
>17-5
>rags
>>69188442
HEY
>>69188466
OH LAWD
>>69188466
LET'S GET CHAOTIC
>orioles will probably comeback and you cant stop it
i hate their stupid fucking offense FRIG OFF ALREADY
>>69188474
I will give you two reasons
>bombston
>rags
>they have to score 19 just to keep going
>>69188474
awarding players neutral/non-existent stats for a game they would have blown is unfair to the rest of the league and would skew stats
>Ian Browne @IanMBrowne 2m2 minutes ago Boston, MA
>Outfielder Ryan LaMarre is the first Red Sox pitcher not to give up a run tonight.
>the state of the Red Sox pitching
>>69188466
if this somehow happens, it's the greatest post in /mlb/ history
>>69188466
have we started the fire?
What the fuck is up with all the regular players pitching all of a sudden.
>>69188528
FUCK
>not putting in a position player to close the game
do the angels even like memes?
>>69188466
dubs and the sox win in a walk off
>21 R
>22 H
>>69188474
>You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
>>69188599
YOU
>>69188474
Because they're grown men, fuck their feelings. They're supposed to be professionals. Huge comebacks do happen sometimes. The mercy rule is to keep little kids from crying and pissing themselves. Baseball games are made of 9 innings. Deal with it and get the fucking outs
You're alright, /mlb/
>>69188528
WHERE
>>69188466
DELETE THIS
>implying I'm not recording quick pitch
What a day
If the red sox hits 5 grand slams this inning, they win!
>>69188706
Will pizzas be free?
>>69188669
luv you too bb
>gotta take a shit real bad
>don't want to miss this
WAHT DO
>Boston
>>69188767
whew thank you jeezus
>>69188767
shit in a bottle
>check scores
>21-2
>do a double take
>Boston
quints for a scott kazmir no-hitter tonight
I think I'm more surprised that the Angels did this than the actual score itself.
>>69188881
>the only pitcher that didn't give up a run was the positional player
> boston has a historically great offense
> wont even make the playoffs becuase they have a historically bad pitching staff
their ace is rick porcello and their best reliever is a 50 year old japanese dude rofl
>>69188921
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you, bosox. Now you're ded and it's too late.
>>69188921
Has the compilation vid been put out yet? I want to hear the increasingly bloodthirsty howls from Fenway.
No way any one stays civil in a blowout like that.
>bombston
>rags
>nast
>cubes
>>69188881
>the al east has had 3 position players pitch an inning in the past 24 hours
>orioles could possibly make it 4
JUST
>MFW watching the Cubs these past two weeks
t's a perfect storm of everyone position finding a way to have a colloso fuck up and the few times they can get rolling, they get umpballed or have their bibically bad luck strike. Granted the fact nothing is being done to shuffle things around is concerning.
Like the fact that a double play machine like Heyward is still allowed to bat in the #2 hole and montaro still hasn't been benched or put on assignment to AAA makes you wonder what the fuck is going on in Maddon's mind and if he intends to bring another Zoo or magician in to help the team like he did last year.
Hopefully they can regroup during the All-Star break.
>>69189033
>team playing way above its actual skill level comes down to earth
>cubs fans think they've just been getting umped
can't make this shit up lol
dodgers win the ws 2016
>>69189021
i-it's only the 4th inning
>>69189063
>doyers
is zombie kershit gonna lose the asg for us again
>>69189063
Colon had a strike zone bigger than his ass tonight. If that isn't ump balling, you tell me what is.
>>69189063
this tbqh
>what do you mean we arent winning 130 games?
>what do you mean we have to play an entire season?
>wait after we win the division there are still more games?
>fucking umpball my starter game up more than 3 runs
>bullshit no way that swept us in the NLCS is about to 4 game sweep us again
>>69189005
Buttholez god tremendous boos. After about 6-0, the fans just started fucking around and stopped caring about the game and started mock cheering all the small things they did.
>>69189105
Posey is just a bad pitch caller
AJ Ellis would've been better
>>69189129
>guy who is literally only still in the majors because of his control gets a lot of strikes
huh who'd've thought
>>69189021
Seattle just beats our ass for some reason.
Last few years have been like this
curry approves of this win
>>69189156
literally nobody mentioned posey
>>69189185
No but he said that Kershaw lost the all-star game but thta isn't true, Posey deserves the L
>460 off the scoreboard
wew lad
>>69189179
>washboard way past prime with bought tits
Who cares
>>69189207
and Kershit lost his spine :^)
now watch as the shoemaker gets 1 run in support tomorrow in typical angels tradition
GUYS, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
WE'RE GONNA BE ALRIGHT
SUCK OUR GIANT COLLECTIVE COCK
>8-1 Memeiners in the fourth
Will tonight be the greatest night of blowouts ever?
the Gloryholes are getting BTFO
SEFF SMIFF has homered in 3 straight games against the O's
>rags
>>69189156
>Control
>Gets strikes called when they're 6 inches out of the zone.
I think you're thinking of another type of control.
>>69189129
Colon got 3 gift strikes, but also 2 strikes called as balls.
Arrieta got 5 gift strikes, and no strikes called as balls.
Anything else you want to complain about?
Lifelong Indians fan here, watch from home. Quick question, which guy is the point guard?
>>69188474
Baseball games are not timed. Makes no sense. Where would the cutoff be?
Open invitation to all Red Sox fans; from a Rangers fan, in light of today's games
>>69189774
We got rings you dont
Fuck outta here
>rags
>its a Mets win 9 of their last 10 heading into the all star break and then proceed to lose 6 straight
ever single fucking year i swear
>Ian Browne @IanMBrowne 4m4 minutes ago Boston, MA
>"I mean, I only gave up three earned runs. It wasn’t worst performance I've had all year." -- Buchholz, not what Red Sox fans want to hear
I hate this piece of trash so much.
>>69190089
Self serving much
who else is hype for the military base game tomorrow
pretty memey desu, now we need a baseball game on an aircraft carrier
first four letters that come to mind?
>>69190208
OSAT
>>69190208
shit
>>69190206
Baseball needs to stop sucking military cum ever second it can, it's embarrassing.
>>69190208
poop
>David Ortiz is having what is essentially the greatest individual year performance of a DH in MLB history, with straight up stupid good numbers across the board, at the age of fucking 40 in his retirement year
>Xander Bogaerts is having an MVP-tier season with extreme offensive production and great defensive output as well (although he's had his miscues within recent weeks)
>Dustin Pedroia is finally playing a season at 100% health and is producing like the Pedroia of old with great O/D
>JBJ has a fucking bullshit good opening to the season, has since sizzled, but has been a very stable power presence in the lineup and a sure thing in the OF
>Betts is slowly heating into one of the best young players in the league with some phenomenal power and speed
>a million other good things about the positional players
>all in all, the performance of the positional players is easily World Series worthy
>and it's ALL being COMPLETELY. AND. UTTERLY. FUCKING. WASTED. because of our absolute EMBARRASSMENT that is called a pitching staff, both starting rotation and bullpen
Fucking fuck this man.
If not for Steven fucking Wright having a Cy Young tier year with the fucking knuckleball, our starting pitching ERA, FIP, and whatever other bullshit stats you could throw out would be the worst in the league.
I'm so mad over this. Farrell needs to be fired. This piece of shit >>69190089 needs to be fucking shot dead. Dombrowski HAS to make a move SOON.
>>69190208
Texas needs to apologize right now
>21-2
>>69190208
cruz
>>69190275
don't forget they're paying pablo sandoval $17 million dollary doos to not play baseball
hes back bros
ZUNIBOMBER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2JfY-nVaqg
sup bitches
>>69188079
embarrassing for the "athlete" running home
>>69190208
spic
What did he mean by this?
>>69189628
When the strikes were called is always more important than the number. How many of those gift strikes were the third strike? At least one was and it was a real momentum changer for getting the Cubs offense going.
So yes, your data shows jack shit.
>>69190490
>cubs fans literally bending over backwards to try and handwave their meme team losing
L
>>69190460
>embarrassing for the "athlete" running home
he was running toward first, bud.
>jints bullpen
JUST
>>69188442
I was there, was pretty comfy senpai. Who's idea was it to remove Blake Treinen before the inning was over. He should have been left in
>>69190208
meme
>Melvin Upton 'Jr walkoff
hahahaah
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>69190752
The team would be so much shittier if they played in the NL West
>>69190734
again?
the absolute madman, hasn't he already had a couple this season before thuis
>>69190766
>>69190490
Two of the gift strikes were strike outs. Both of the strikes called as balls were walks.
The first gift strikeout and strikeout called as a walk happened immediately in the top of the 2nd inning. Essentially a wash.
The second gift strikeout and strikeout called as a walk happened in the 6th inning. The gift strikeout was at the beginning of the inning, and the walk came one batter later (who also struck out, but swinging). Also a wash.
Once again, anything else you want to complain about? Maybe this time blame it on mother nature for stealing a win from you?
>>69190778
A small sample size but they are only 2-8 verses the Rockies, D-Backs and Padres
>>69190275
>Dombrowski HAS to make a move SOON.
for a guy who "isn't afraid to make a big move", he certainly hasn't done fuck all in trying to the fix our embarrassment of a rotation, barring the albatross of Price that he can't really do much about. With about, oh, maybe 8 or 9 guys on trade watch right now, there just doesn't seem to be any plan in place to fix anything.
Farrell must know he's gonna get shitcanned either at the break or end of the season.
The only position players that are "untouchable" right now are Bogey and Pedroia; everyone else except Hanley and Ortiz is a possible trade piece.
And the staff. There must have been some dire point in the 90s that I don't remember when Wakefield was our "ace", but right now we're in that situation, and, nothing against Wright, but he shouldn't have to be carrying a "superstar" like David Price and a mercurial head case like Buchholz. Fucking A+ for Steven so far this year, he's got a lot of weight on his shoulders and has taken it pretty much in stride.
World Series-caliber lineup. Single-A pitching staff (one other thing–though he's maddening to watch, Kimbrel has taken the transition to the big-boy league pretty well). Two sentences sum up the entire team right now
>>69190208
fags
>>69190862
*has done fuck all
>>69190770
>1st pitch
>Giants, Rags, and Cubes all lost today.
Dammit Strickland I was gonna shit up the general with a bunch of even year shit too.
your face when the shitcago duds are literally the 2014 brewers
>>69190985
The amount of people that go to Dads games surpises me considering how bad their team sucks
>>69190208
>>69191056
san diego is a tourist attraction
non-baseball fans go there for something to do
>cusb play a good team
>get swept
Why are people surprised?
>>69191117
Mets really have nothing to do with it. They were playing over their heads the entire season and now the rotation and lineup is falling apart at the seams.
>>69191117
>9-1 vs resd
>losing record vs methinals, jints, and mest
cubs confirmed bottom-feeding babbies
>>69191117
>14-16 against teams above .500
>they've only played 30 games against teams above .500
they're really not very good eh
>>69191117
redsbros what the actual fuck man
Zunino needs to join the dingerboat.
I miss D-Train :(
>tfw only marlins fan on /sp/ and in the world
>>69191181
banish Aoki from it first
>>69190752
>tfw the only hits miller gives up are dingers
>>69191169
I think all of the shitposting in April killed them
>>69191162
"mods" won't be happy until every real American sport is gone from /sp/
>>69187749
why did dontrelle fail
>>69191134
why are u mad at the mets?
>>69191117
>good team
>>69191231
pitchers with excessive high kicks ususally crap out quick, like Tim makes me cum. Look at big sexy. 42 years old and still handcuffing the cubes
>>69191246
Not gonna be so smug when his elbow blows out again is he
>>69191271
>"I'm going to post that elbow thing again lol"
>>69191271
9.5 GB
>>69190611
It will be the death of us if we fall
Gettin nervous tbqchwyfam. A Dodger meme run is coming soon, I can feel it
>>69191288
>>69191313
It's funny how you're both in complete denial when Matz and Syndergaard alone are completely combusting
>25 days until i get to enjoy the greatest sport on earth in person
why is ballpark beer so expensive desu?
>>69190752
Maybe Hal will finally realize this team is SHIT.
>>69191333
>>69191349
To make sure you get drunk in the parking lot first
>>69191367
>slaps your girls ass
How's he gonna slap with a limp elbow?
>>69191349
what stadium?
america? japan?
>>69191349
>why is ballpark beer so expensive desu?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Because people buy it
Where you going to see a game?
>was at work all day and didn't have time to see Angels game
>just now learned about 21-2
Boston what the fuck
You have some explaining to do
>>69191382
>>69191383
Tigers
Glad to see that all those fake ass Tribe fans are gone. To be honest, I'm really proud of the team, setting a new franchise record as well as Davis getting the first cycle since Travis Hafner
>>69191349
>buy airplane bottles
>wear very snug underwear
>slide into crotch
>walk in
>buy large soda
>place alcohol into soda
>??????
>PROFIT!
>>69191349
jews
also don't buy beer at the games, down a six-pack or more beforehand if you want a buzz, maybe smuggle in some harder alcohol in a plastic flask for during the game.
>>69191384
>working till 10 on a Saturday
>>69191349
>auscunt getting into baseball
YES
THE PLAN IS WORKING
>>69191383
>>69191382
refer
>>69191392
i've been there before and i'll be fucked if it isn't the greatest place on earth
Ms are heating up, and Felix is back soon
>>69191409
>greatest place on earth
It's in Detroit though
>>69191409
Hands down the greatest place on earth is Camden Yards, and this is coming from an Indians fan
>>69191349
please watch our sport
>>69191403
Us wagies gotta do it somehow
>>69191421
T H I S
H
I
S
t. Memeiners fan
>>69191412
Not yet Kiwibro, but almost there
We gotta stay healthy, this series win against the O's is nice but this road trip coming up is gonna be tough
>>69191392
There's teams called that in both America and Japan
>>69191409
>the greatest place on earth
Then you mean the Japan ones
>>69191421
ok i should have said it's the greatest place i've ever been. then it's wrigley and then every place else i've ever been in the last 24 years
>>69191376
i bet your girl doesn't care, seeing that his dick isn't limp like yours
>Coco Crisp is still in the league
huh
if the white sox could just figure out how to fucking win against division opponents other than the ts they'd still be in a good spot right now. Literally the best team they still have to face is the cubes, and >>69191117
>>69191150
they're not even that good. other than that some games against the marlins and mariners, who are average, and a series at home against the orioles, who are shit on the road.
I want to believe, but every pitcher just falls apart against everyone in the central, and their pitchers look like cy young, fucking why
>tfw tickets to see my two favorite teams play each other tomorrow
Good season so far desu
>>69191442
You weebs are delusional and disgusting, sorry
>3-0
>taken strike
>foul
>foul
>strikeout
every time
>>69191443
You need to check out Camden Yards then. Hands down the most beautiful stadium I've ever been too.
Every seat in the place is great, beautiful concourse everything about the place is great (Except for the actual city minus the harbor)
>>69191182
you guys signed don kelly, you're good in my books.
>>69191450
Coco is based
>>69191324
there is no way the gnats are outtanking us this year. we will be a .300 team without kersh
https://youtu.be/jahxvN-sOXc
Is he right?
>>69191479
I feel like the only thing they'll do this year is have a historic team moment when Ichiro hits 3,000 hits in a Marlins uniform.
>>69191459
actually forget it, the sox are only good against good teams not in the division, they'll probably get swept by the braves and phillies
>>69191475
i did the major us attractions. canyon, vegas, niagra, chicago, detroit (baseball mostly) and new york in 2014 and i'm only doing detroit this time around. by 2016 i should have leave saved up to do a few other parks on the east coast. camden, philly, DC and a few others were on my list. i've never played baseball but i fucking love watching it.
>>69191446
You seem to be projecting your own insecurities about your own dick
While I'm correctly predicting facts about Syndergaard's arm
Sorry about your boyfriend
>>69191502
they'll jag a wild card and meme the fuck out of someone in the NLDS. i have a small wager on them to win the pennant
>>69191503
WOE IS ME
>>69191504
God that trip sounds awesome. One of my goals in life is once i've got a stable job and what not, to start going to at least baseball game in a stadium I've never been too before.
Quick question since your an aussie baseball fan. Is Australia sending a team to the world baseball classic and are there any notable players I should look out for?
What a great day.
>>69191504
I'm not gonna lie, Detroit isn't that bad if you stay in the right areas. The area around Comerica is one of the few safe areas. Comerica's also a nice stadium, went in 2009.
>>69191497
He'll probably be back right after the all star break. It won't make a huge difference probably
I hope you're right, but it's going to be close. >You're only 5 back with half the season still to go
>>69191534
>pennant
you know they've memed the shit out of their AL opponents in the WS every time they've won a pennant, right?
>>69191534
They'll win the series if they get in. They have everytime :^)
>>69191560
Detroit is slowly improving
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