30 to go. Single file Edition.
I fucking hate Keklelski I hope he flips tonight
First for Biffle
rolling for the winner
This coverage is fucking terrible
This debris caution is fucking stupid
I hope Keselowski wins.
>Side-by-side commercial Drew Brees caution
>>69187821
same if post ends in 2 based brad wins
13 wins
Just came here to say that NBC is absolute shit.
Also fuck Chase Elliot.
No one else thought that looked like roll bar padding? =x
NBC, you're making me wish that Fox was hosting this race instead of you.
That's really hard to do.
>tfw Bobby Labonte is reduced to driving a shitbox part time
It hurts
STEWART IS IN 6TH ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>>69187957
>Also fuck Chase Elliot.
Brad came from a racing family. Worked on his dad's team. Cleaned shops, cleaned pit stalls, just hung the fuck around. Finally got a chance and did well. Jr finally gave him a chance and did well. Penske gave him a chance and won a championship. Used his new wealth to start a truck team to give other young drivers opportunities. Has a foundation to give back to veterans. Is by all accounts a really good dude irl.
I mean unless your a bitchass like sneak who hasn't gotten over him cutting gordon's tire down, what the fuck is there to hate on with Brad? His driving is what we should all want out of our favorite drivers.
MEARS MEARS MEARS
>>69187987
Their treating this shit like it's the second Superbowl of the year. But I still can't complain too much. Boogity.
>>69188015
I'm pretty neutral towards Brad, the only time I actually really hated him was at the end of the 2014 season when he was acting like a bitch nigga.
DOG WHISPERER DALE
>commercials every two minutes
This is what killed nascar.
>nascar non-stop where the race coverage is bigger than the commercial
this is ok
EVERY 5 FUCKING MINUTES THERES A COMMERCIAL BREAK
FUCK YOU NBC THIS IS RIDICULOUS
also give Mears your power
FUCK NBC!!!
Am I the only person autistic enough to be bothered by the whitespace inside the eight of the 18 graphic?
>bread and kryle 1-2
>>69188074
mears dubs
>>69188068
still better than 2-car tandems
at least there still in a big pack
>all these endless fucking commercials
and they wonder why their ratings and attendance are dropping
>>69188015
You can work your way to the top, give back to the community, and still be an asshat, you know.
>>69188096
I was going to post that at some point
FUCK OFF WITH THE COMMERCIALS
>krut, mears, and smoke up front
soon
mears is gonna wreck, the joos always win.
Edwards is going to flip.
You: Hey come over
Her: I can't right now I'm in the middle of a race
You: My parents aren't home
Her <---
Did you guys ever read that blog post from Brad about him and Kyle Busch when they were coming up the ranks? Man Kyle came out sounding like a massive fucking cunt. And it wasn't surprising since I just assumed that's how Kyle was. And I'm pretty sure Kyle has grown up and is more mature now, but man that was a crazy read.
>>69188123
>asshat
Explain then. I mean if it's postrace shenanigans, then Harv, Smoke and several other dudes are asshats (and they're not, they're just emotional).
>>69188173
This is it and yea, it's really easy to hate Kyle.
http://www.bradracing.com/2015/03/18/kyle-busch/
>>69188115
Yeah, no one wants to see this kind of finish again
ANOTHER JUAN
why
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
COMMERCIAL AGAIN WITH 14 TO GO WHAT THE FUCK NBC
Commercial
Holy shit this is rediculous.
>commercial with 14 laps to go
fuck off already
>handling actually matters at Daytona
Low downforce was a great decision.
>14 to go
COCA COLA
>commercial
This meme needs to die.
I swear to god if we go green white checker...
>SMOKE
They don't show commercials at the end of the fucking US Open why can't NASCAR show 20 laps without commercials
>smoke
>Smoke
RIP
>SMOKE
soda cookies no
>smoke
>>69188173
No you were right the first time, they are all asshats. They all have shit personalities and fuck who cares everyone wrecked again
Oh shit I hope Mears' car is still good after that.
SMOKE
>Tone E. Stewfat
Damn, thats unfortunate.
>Smoky Stewart
>>69188233
THANKS ASSHOLE
Oh my goodness, the caution is out.
S M O K E
STOP THE GOLF COMMERCIALS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
McDowell using meme magic to get into the Top 10
>all this racing interrupting my commercial viewing experience
fuck off
NO CARL NOOOO
Tony Stewart. This is how we do it. Shalalaaah!
All of my favorite backmarkers have been fucked over
>Landon
>DiBootytooty
>Mears
Guess it's up to Labonte
>>69188298
Who /nationwideisonyourside/ here?
ANOTHA ONE
fuck NBC
How do we stop them from doing this with the TV coverage? They are literally ruining my favorite thing.
dude commercials lmao
>Carl, Mears, Tony all dead
Fuck, no reason to watch now.
Smoke was...up in Smoke.
>>69188323
I'm pissed too
I miss Jeffy
WATER COOLER DALE
>>69188334
Kurt is still in it
I /missFOX/
>>69188320
>>DiBootytooty
Kek
>>69188324
Make a twatter and complain to NASCAR/NBC. Make sure to tell them you're a gay transgender PoC and commercials trigger your self-diagnosed PTSD.
Need Beers and Joonyah to find a way to get a good finish and I can win some nice beer money tonight family
I keep dodging bullets so I know my luck is about out. Can't have any more wrecks pls.
>>69188324
What about the people whose favorite thing is the commercials? That's what I thought, faggot.
"COME ON TONY STEWART"
"GUH GUH"
>>69188360
Did you lower his new chair?
It'll be better next week when they move to cable (I think)
>that banter from Brad
lel
BREAD BANTZ
>>69188324
It's Primetime on 4th of July weekend. I'm still happy that I can watch racing on broadcast television.
Who else /missDW/ here?
>David Ray Gun 5th
>>69188370
I hope you lose
If repeating numerals you do
>Horseface
>Kyle
>Lelgano
This could not be worse.
>Brad being a smartass
I hope his engine blows
>>69188387
>missing boogity
literally no one
>>69188364
NBCommercials is cancer
>>69188387
I look forward to his retirement
G-go Larson...
>>69188383
>>69188384
cheeky af, made me kek
>>69188387
I miss Mikey more
>>69188278
Oh poop.
>>69188387
/missMark/ here
Logano sneaks in and wins
calling it now
krut pls, anyone but the top 3
At least a lot of cars were taken out in the earlier wreck and stewart won't finish 38th or so
>>69188171
What does she wear under her firesuit
>>69188493
>Ray Gun and McDowlel in the top 10
Too bad the winner will be one of the same people that wins every week
fyi I rolled a 95 for the winner in the previous thread
>yfw I was right
>>69188477
>wanting that wife beater to win
>inb4 no big one
praise Kek
>>69188453
>no more bonerpill cars
>no more tide rides
>no more ups cars
>no more dupont cars
>no more burger king cars
>>69188453
Give me Rusty back, glad Earnhardt is ded
>>69188453
that nigga was my favorite as a kid, he has the same birthday as me. too bad he got cucked out of two championships.
>>69188433
Mark was fucking based.
>>69188387
I actually like Waltrip and Gordon.
>inb4 logano turns kyle in to Brad
Godammit
>Sprint Cup drivers in charge of not crashing
>CARLEL
>taking out based labonte
can carl edwards not fuck up for once
>>69188370
I survived another wreck. Holy shit
>>69188508
Of course
>yellow flag
TIME FOR MORE WATER COOLER DALE
Who's ready for GWC shenanigans
>>69188507
top 5
It's happening
Carl no.
HA HA COMMERCIAL TIME
>>69188320
MOTHER FUCKER NOW LABONTE IS WRECKED TOO
Please finish racing already, I need to sleep
>It's a "everyone drives like retards in the final laps of a superspeedway race" episode
>Carl
pls
Jr is gonna end up limping home a decent points finish (since so many are out) tonight.
>blaney
Repeating digits and a car flies in the air.
Oh look, another plate race turned into a shitshow at the end. I am surprised at this turn of events.
I'll give Smoke credit for owning shit when it was his fault.
Well except for the whole murdering some kid thing.
>>69188608
>yfw the top 5 wrecks out and these guys end up in the top 5 instaed
>>69188274
Y-you're welcome. I wish the "overtime" was at least 5 laps running under green.
Consecutive digits and we get a last lap caution.
>Whitt in 10th
Maybe something good will come of this after all
>>69188663
Reminder that that objectively wasn't his fault.
>>69188387
>>69188433
>>69188453
Is this going to be a post your favorite childhood driver thread?
>Brad has never won at Daytona?
Really? That's sounds crazy cuz he's so good at plate tracks. They've all been at Dega?
>>69188618
I can try for this
also
>are racecar drivers atheletes
>>69188693
Just drive the fucking truck dale
>>69188693
>tfw he finally agreed to race the Big Brown Truck
kentucky got repaved right? if so that's a total tossup
was a penske owned track when bumpy
Why the fuck is the pace car now a Camry? I remember when the used fucking Corvettes goddamn
>le overtime line
what the fuck is this shit? ELI5 pls I caught the last part of that explanation
>>69188648
>I shouldn't have drank that bottle of Jack before the race
Boogity fucking boogity.
The new gwc are horrendous.
>>69188693
>UPS livery
bleh
HAHA Time for Krut
BAYNE?
>>69188748
HAHAHA
krut kek
>Kurt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>horse
>krut
>>69188748
FUCK
That was a Dale Jr-esque race by Brad to be honest, fampai. Impressive as hell. Shut down run after run.
Fuck this.
>Two Roush cars in the Top 5
What year am I in?
Exciting
based brad
>double Roush top 5
>all in top 10
wow
>Bowyer, McDowell, Whitt, Means 9th-12th
what an absolutely shit fucking race
Oh great, the biggest cocksucker in the damn series wins.
Christ can people please wreck his crybaby ass more often so he'll stop winning? The fucker is insufferable 24/7
wooooo bread
krut no
That was almost exactly like last year except Brad instead of Jr. Domination.
Cue that Kurt team radio now
>Bayne 3rd, Steakhouse 5th
Almost offsets Horsefacewinslol
Fuck this shit. Fuck brad
>another shitty race with shitty Penske drivers winning and crashing others
>>69188747
Dale even had patriotic schemes when he was unsponsored.
>1. fag
>2. fag
>3. fag
>4. fag
>only one that isn't a total fag that had a chance to win got wrecked at the end
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>69188723
Repaved and it's assmyetrical now. Turns one and two have more banking than three and four.
So, legit question here, what happens if all the cars in a race DNF (like say a "big one" hit literally everyone). Does the race just get called?
What a lame fucking burnout
>>69188850
This picture gives me a boner.
>people unironically mad because based brad won
>commercials
>brad winning
>commercials
>logano dumping kurt
>commercials
snore
>>69188850
2american4me
>>69188852
>that catch """""fence""""
We've come a long way
Shit sucks
>>69188852
I miss when cup cars actually looked like the street cars.
>>69188850
surprised he didn't drop the flag on the track again
fucking coward
>>69188857
They have electronic telemetry so they'd just order the field where they were right before the wreck
Time for angry Krut interview
>>69188815
Brad actually seals the deal though
OP here. Fuck this thread. Fuck this race. Every decent driver was wrecked at some point.
Draftkings lineup guy here
Didn't win 200 bucks and should rolled a couple Roush dudes since that'd have really paid off with Sticky and Bane?
Won 20 dollars just by being lucky enough that all my drivers didn't crash out
EXTRA CRISPY
>>69188857
They get out of their cars and push them back to the line. First one to get there wins.
>>69188853
>Bayne
>fag
You're a big guy, aren't you?
>>69188854
So it'it's a meme track now.
>Bayne 10 points away from the cutoff
MEME MAGIC
E
M
E
MAGIC
A
G
I
C
1. Keselowski (3)
2. Kyle Busch (3)
3. Edwards (2)
4. Johnson (2)
5. Harvick (1)
6. Kurt Busch (1)
7. Logano (1)
8. Truex Jr. (1)
9. Hamlin (1)
10. Kenseth (1)
11. Stewart (1)
----------------------
12. Elliott 482
13. Dillon 434
14. Earnhardt. Jr. 433
15. Newman 425
16. Blaney 409
---------------------------
17. McMurray 405
18. Bayne 399
19. Kahne 396
20. Allmendinger 393
21. Larson 390
22. Stenhouse Jr. 388
23. Biffle 324
24. Menard 320
25. Bowyer 304
26. Almirola 304
27. Patrick 302
28. Mears 268
>>69188869
>Brad
>Based
Pick one
I really hope that Roush getting his shit together is permanent.
The fuck happened to Krut?
He get dumped by Lelgano?
>danica will never win a race and make out with Ms Sprint Cup
>>69188945
1 POINT!!! EHAHAHAHAH fuck this...
>>69188955
>>69188892
>>69188869
>>69188840
>>69188831
based brad
Best plate racer in NASCAR is Brad or Jr?
>>69189009
Gordon
>>69189009
My take is, give both the same car and Jr wins. But there isn't another driver not named Dale Jr that I'd take at a plate track over Brad.
>>69188857
not exactly what you're talking about but it makes me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5iwhGrx94o
>dick johnson
>>69189009
Brad.
>>69188945
>Patrick unironically behind bowyer
>>69189009
Id still say jr. Although Brad is apparently the only one smart enough to realize that the best place is out front.
>>69189029
>smoke.png (10000x10000, 846 KB)
>>69189030
I remember watching a clip from the 1989 race at Sears Point where he crashes
>AHHHH FUCK
And then he proceeds to do some real life Australian shitposting when the guys in the booth start talking to him.
One thing I noticed tonight is that Brad's spotter took a similar approach to what TJ Majors does for Jr. Hadn't done this before. Like the 2 team studied what Jr did last year and used it to improve their own plate program.
Listening to either of their radio chatters seems like it'd be confusing to me, but I guess both can digest all that info in real time and get it.
>>69189039
>Although Brad is apparently the only one smart enough to realize that the best place is out front
Jr knows that too, but did you see a Hendrick car worth a fuck tonight? Or even a SHR car? Chevy totally whiffed this weekend. And a lot of this year desu.
I don't know what has happened to HMS, but I know they're off bad right now.
I mean Rick is worth like 1 billion dollars while Joe Gibbs is worth like 50 mill. TRD is all in for racing I know, but there's no reason for Rick to get outperformed in this sport. Embarrassing considering the resources they have.
>>69188996
fuck off
The races Jimmie won weren't races where he was the best car either, and they were early in season when HMS was semi competitive.
I have no idea how the most dominant team, overwhelmed with resources, who literally wipes their butt with 100 dollar bills can be embarrassed this bad. I think that's why Jr went berserk on his crew chief tonight. Shit is broken there family.
It's gonna either be JGR or Penske winning the championship. And if you're not rooting for a Penske driver you're a faggot.
>>69189201
what the fuck are the other flags?
>>69189281
state and county flags
some extra flags for /int/ shit for greasemonky
>>69189321
figured, didn't think api had access capable of that
Face it, faggots. You wish you were driving for The Captain, right?
>>69189364
Indy car for sure
Brad has a lotta really fuckin cool paint jobs, but that black and tarheel blue scheme he ran tonight is by far his worst. Boring as fuck.
Greg Ives fired when?
I mean he took over a top 10 team and has turned them into a top 20 at best.