Even if we advance past Wales, we will never EVER defeat Germany. Hell, if we do get to the final, we will just be humiliated in such a way people will never ever ever remember the 1-7 again.
It's over portubros, we need to let Wales receive the beating for us. The Germans are too strong. W-we.. don't tsu hard enough...
you scared bro, just because they barely won italy?
germany is not playing so great this euro, in my opinion
>>69187443
Definitely fucked.
Either cuntblasted by Germany, beaten by France as is tradition or have to face the revengeful wrath of Iceland after Ronaldo's comments.
>>69187499
This
Fuck this shit
>>69187443
loll what a cuck anything can happen in the final i bet some greeks thought they were going to get rekt in 2004 and they won it
france could drag them to the penalties and win
>>69187499
>>69187443
Believe in TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69187499
There is no way out now. Italy was our only chance. I hope Wales goes through. It's alright. We get memes of Ronaldo crying and we get memes of Bale on the final. Everybody is happy since we actually managed to get to the semi finals.
>>69187483
Nope, they're not. But they don't have to, because they're going to play against Iceland whose meme magic is going to run out. :^D
>>69187443
Don't take it for granted that it'll be Germany, they will have a hell of a fucking fight against (most likely) a very decent French side playing at home.
>>69187571
France will shit the bed. It's written all over their faces.
>>69187443
Curses will be broken this year.
Italy beats Spain
Germany beats Italy
France beats Germany
Portugal beats France
>>69187555
>stealing my trips
Oh well after that denta lplan from Iceland you have to get some kind of compensation at least.
>>69187652
>german humor
always believe in the power of TSUUUUUUUU
>>69187676
Kek
>>69187443
Halt! Antworte me zis! Would you razer lose 3:1 to wales or 7:1 to Deutschland!?
>>69187676
>portugese humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_YNlqK32ZY
I think France is gonnma get to the finals, Germany has too many injuries and the team is empty after today's game. In the final TSU-Meme magic might actually work.
>>69187801
3-1 to Wales. I like Bale.
post that webm where tsunaldo acts like a complete autist
The stage is set for Tsuuu to take back his rightful throne as greates of his generation. Messi proved to us he's an autistic choker.
>>69187443
It won't be 7-1 but I expect something hilarious anyway.
>>69187826
Just like Ronaldo, you keep hitting the wall with your jokes.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
Portugal's best hope is that whichever team comes out of the other side of the bracket is exhausted from having to play two very good teams to get to the final.
They should also really be aiming to win against Wales in 90 minutes, because going into the final having played THREE straight 120 minute games is a bad position to be in.
>>69187878
You're as fragile as your NT's defence mate. Don't worry we won't make it another 7-1 that would be just to cruel.
>>69187443
portugals weakness is they dont have enough memes, ronaldo 1 and pepe (literally named after a meme) 2, they need a 3rd meme player to complete the trio
>first we leave the EU
>now we win the Euro
KEKED
>>69187994
Their NTs defence is their best aspect though
>>69188029
>pepe (literally named after a meme)
i want summerfags to leave
>>69187994
>You're as fragile as your NT's defence mate
It was the defense got us this far. Why would you post here if you have no interest in the sport?
>>69188033
Which is sad as fuck.
>>69188056
ive been here 2 1/2 years bru nice try
>>69188154
>2 1/2 years bru nice try
so why are you saying "pepe (literally named after a meme)"
?
>>69187872
>>69188210
because pepe is literally the same name of a meme?
>>69187443
ITT: We pretend to be greeks back in 2004
Damn, we have no chance in this cup better go eat a yogurt
>>69187443
lol you're not beating Wales, dumbass
>>69188223
i didn't watch the game but i've seen this so many times... what was he reacting to?
>>69188369
I wonder what they were thinking back then... I doubt any greek here was old enough back then to remember. I remember quite well the opening cerimony and the following game, but I can't remember the Final. Not even a minute of the game.
>>69188462
3-2 goal, if anything it was justified. I'd be buttmad as fuck if my team just gave up a third goal on another deflection.
>>69188470
I vaguely remember Greece not doing shit the whole game and then they counter-attacked once and scored a goal that's pretty much what happened. Then our teams hired all of their defense players.
Didn't Germany already destroy them 4-0 in the world cup? I don't see how it would be any different 2 years later. I think they've actually gotten worse.
I made this lineup before the euro
>>69188470
>but I can't remember the Final. Not even a minute of the game.
I was 12 then and all I remember from that final is Ronaldo missing the final chance of the game, and him crying while Scolari rubbed his head.
>>69188605
We didn't got worse. We simply haven't improved.
>>69188717
>final is Ronaldo missing the final chance of the game, and him crying while Scolari rubbed his head.
Lol. it was all over the internet.
>>69188605
>I don't see how it would be any different 2 years later.
It's a very different squad and the manager isn't a completely useless twat like Paulo Bento.
Does anyone know where to watch games that already aired?
>>69188657
What the ever living fuck is Andre Andre doing that far up the pitch ?
>>69188837
torrents
>>69188530
thanks bro.
justifiably mad but jesus christ that petulant tantrum....
>>69188657
>Andre Andre playing as a forward
>4-2-4
>not using 3-5-2 to take advantage of our best players which are midfielders
>>69188867
you're right haven't thought of that
you guys need to stop sucking Germany's cock
the frogs will catch the krauts napping
>>69188960
I dunno man. France isn't going to defend as well as Italy did, hard to tell who'll win.
>>69188210
>>69188249
this I was memeing
At this point, I'm fine whatever happens. I'm proud of the dudes who got this far already. Losing in semis or the final doesn't sound bad at all.
>>69187443
>Even if we advance past Wales, we will never EVER defeat Germany
you spelled Iceland wrong
>>69188990
Will be surprised if France don't lose by 3 or more.
>>69188960
I thought Iceland's nickname was "Dentists".
>>69187443
dont get this worried
we not that butthurt on 7x1 as people think we are
>>69189100
you should be, that's pretty embarrasing
>>69189151
i should get butthurt or be worried?
>>69187562
And they won't have to the entire tournament because the Euros are a joke.
Chile and Argentina would slaughter every single team, even Germany at this point.
>>69187443
as much as I dearly want to see 7-1 2: Electric Boogaloo: We Raped Your Fathers Too, I don't think it'll have the same impact since it's not on home soil for the poortugays
hard to top the most historical blowout of all time, 7-1 just has a magic ring to it now
>>69190237
CHI
>>69190526
I was working as a furniture mover at the time (shit sucks bro) and I had an outside chance to make the second half but my shift ran too long so I was checking the score on my phone. One minute its like 2-0 and I'm like "sweet" and then I check again like ten minutes later and its 5-0. I seriously thought the app was bugged or something until I read the threads about it over here
>>69188223
Yeah hes def somewhere on the spectrum
>>69187443
with all this meme magic and curses being broken, you could actually win this
>>69187443
Why do so many people think that Wales will lose to Portugal? Wales looked better this tournament desu.
>>69192594
They'll be missing Ramsey who has been a key player for them, and also one of their starting fullbacks.
Still think they'll win, but Portugal is a tough nut to crack, Pepe has been playing out of his mind and their midfield is pretty good at breaking up play.
>>69187443
We managed to go all the way to the semi-finals powered by some weird gypsie curse by Quaresma, it will take serious meme power to kick us out of competition
>>69187443
I'm sick of you shit Portugal, attention whores just like you Cristina. Man up and stop shitposting.
>>69192837
With Davies out Collins will come into the middle and Williams shifts one to the left. It's not a huge loss.
Ramsey out is massive tho
>>69188033
they have conceded three to fucking hungary
>>69187443
So? We have another final to our name. I never thought we could reach the quarters with those players and manager. I won't complain about being a potential loser finalist
They made me feel proud about this retarded country.
>>69187443
Shut up and enjoy ride, we're heading for shitposting storm levels that shouldn't even be possible.
>>69187483
yeah but the ting is, you play even worse
>>69188657
>Porto players
ye no...
>>69187483
I'd rather play Italy 100x. We don't have a team to stop Germany, no chance.
>>69187872
>that
I think some ppl here have folders full with shit from him.
>>69194558
We wouldn't have a team to stop Italy as well. At best we could have dragged the game to penaltis.
>>69188657
renato would do better up front than andre desu. He just to drift pretty high up the pitch with benfica this past season for some matches, if I remember correctly. Apparently he used to play attacking mid before?
>>69193439
aye, i don't even kow anymore should i watch the game on the living room or should i shitpost in realtime in /sp/
Believe in TSU magic
>>69194606
Are you kidding me? Italy would be much easier than Germany with the way we play.
>>69188657
Fucking Mexicans and their Austism.
I hate you more than fucking americans.
Just because you watched a couple Porto games because you have shitty mexicans playing there doesn't mean Porto players are good, In every thread I enter I see some mexican fucker talking about how Leverkusen, Porto and PSV are the best teams in the world (because they have filthy mexicans)
Let me tell you just how deluted you are if u think even a single Mexican player is above average.
>Herrera
fucking shitty ass bellow average midfielder, not even good enough for porto's B team.
>Layun
Average at attack, absolute cancer in defence
>Corona
Ok dribble but he is probably the slowest fucking player in the Portuguese league, hes a snail and is absolute shit at crosses and at shooting.
>Jimenez(from benfica)
Bench warmer, no skills, shit positioning, shit passer, a pole would score moe goals than him
We need to kick these cancerouse assholes from our teams, we only buy them to get mexicans to like our facebook pages.
t. mad Porto fan
>>69194757
I ask you the same question. I highly you recommend you watching the match between Italy and Spain. Especially that first half.
Italy dominated their ass and should have gone to ht leading by 3-0.
Italy and Germany are by far the best teams in the tournament, both are miles ahed of everybody else. Both would've won the final against which oppoenent. Us, Belgium or Wales i doesn't matter.
>>69194770
>Ok dribble but he is probably the slowest fucking player in the Portuguese league, hes a snail and is absolute shit at crosses and at shooting.
Layun is ok for Porto, the rest is pure shit.
>>69194770
what the fuck are you talking about? Layun was by far the best and most consistent player in all Porto's season.
>>69187443
If we get to the final and lose against germany we still qualify for the Confederations Cup as the European Champion because Germany already Qualified as World Champion.
Portugal are already running on fumes. A high intensity match vs Hungary, 2 overtime wins vs Poland and Croatia have drained them to shit. theres literally zero chance they win the thing.
>>69194883
Have you actully seen our games?
Don't buy into what the media says hes pure shit.
We need actaully good players like hulk/falcao/james/lucho or we'll see benfica and sporting take all the titles again.
>>69194874
Danilo was by far our best player last season and hes not even in the national team's starting XI. And rightly so since william carvalho in a mediocre form is better than him.
This is the state where porto got.
We need a world class coach and some great players, not fucking corona whos average. Porto deserve more.
Everything is possible. There's a reason there are football wonders and whatnot. Football is not a fixed game. The better team doesn't always win.
>>69193407
>conceded three to fucking hungary
2 deflected goals, because of meme magic.
>>69187443
i dont think so. it seems like you finally found your playstyle in the match vs croatia.
that means dragging the game and hoping ronaldo/quaresma score in the last 2 minutes.
>>69195408
Not a bad plan.
>>69195408
Didn't work last game. But we have a saying here that goes like: If it's stupid and doesn't work, keep doing it.
>>69187571
Also, lots of german player won't play against france because of bullshit yellow card rule, and they'll also be more tired after the italy game
I think France has more possibility.
>>69197150
They have time to rest. As for the yellows, yeah it will probably influence their game, but they have a very deep team so I don't really know if it will affect them that much.
Believe bro. All it takes is one moment of magic
>>69187443
Portugal have one thing going for them - wastrels like Quaresma and Nani have actually been showing a bit of heart.
Being that they, (along with Ronaldo ofc) are always capable of doing a solitary piece of random brilliance, if they are not being completely useless the rest of the time it gives Portugal a chance in any game they can make suitably messy and random.
So against Germany, Portugal would need to spoil, cheat, foul, create chaos and hope the random wonder goal comes their way.
It could be done.
>>69193407
Our coach wants to win the cup by tieing every game, blame him.
>>69187443
The Presidency is not happy with your defeatist attitude
>>69187443
Nah. They're nothing special. Plus they play some sort of tiki-taka.
You'll beat them in another display of Portu-style football; Ordem e Prog...Pepe in the back, Quaresma and Nani in the runs and Tsu distracting everyone.
Enough to kill the nazi.
Plus they will be tired after the french game and france will probably kill one or two german players due to butthurt.
>>69187443
All you need is a special Barbosa edition for the Final.
>>69200038
>tfw we actually have a black prime minister
>>69202633
so progressive
>>69202692
I still rather have him than the cucks before him.
>>69188223
The autism is real
>>69202888
>drive to win
>autism
>>69194997
>deserve
There's that word again, no club 'deserves' anything
>>69202908
>sperging out
>the same as drive to win
>>69187826
>Philipp "The Wall" Lahm
>>69202943
>showing emotions is sperging out
Just because Germans don't have emotions doesn't mean other nations don't
Fuck off you stupid numale leftist cucks.
I BELIEVE AND STAND PROUD
We had an easy as fuck road to the final if we beat Wales, meanwhile on the other side whoever comes out will be broken to smithereens and full of non-playing yellow card players. If we don't win this shit, I'm done with this semen slurping sport forever.
>>69203085
>Iceland kills France
>runs out of meme magic
>Our team wins easily against them
Get ready for another 4:0 or more Moortugal.
>>69203129
Last time when we beat you was when we took you out of the euro 2000 group stages with 3-0, so if it comes to that at least nobody will complain of lack of goals.
help
i want to get this over with already so i can do some shopping before the game
>>69187443
You're not facing Germany in the final.
You're gonna get dentisted harder than england, friend. However long the england laughing will last, the >portugal will last 10 times longer. It's nothing personal, kid. Really, Iceland's mememagic is too strong, we all have to just ride the wave and hope it's over soon. The end is nigh, I'm afraid.
I almost feels sorry for you.
>>69203589
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>>69203720
god bless
>>69188029
It's over, we won. you forgot Chief Keef Sanches and the gypsy with two tears tattoed.
>>69203129
when did you ever give us a diference of 4 goals?
even in the world cup it was 4:1
>>69203589
- This isn't Portuguese
- I could help you but you should do your homework by yourself
- You're a dumbshit
These are the reason why you should kys
>>69203720
corno do caralho
>>69203589
buy a rope and a chair while you're at it. fuckwad.
>>69203759
>- This isn't Portuguese
oh boy i didn't know that
>- I could help you but you should do your homework by yourself
i had a long weekend, rather watch games but dont want to go unprepared
>- You're a dumbshit
spanish will be my 4th foreign language, its not high school homework
love you too
>>69203085
>sem chouriço
plebeu
Joao, my son...
>>69188029
We have Sosa and nani
>>69187443
why do the Portuguese in this thread reply to each other in English ?
>>69203836
English is the 1st language in Portugal for 14-25 year olds
>>69203836
so other people can understand what we're saying to each other.
>>69203817
Isso já é coisa meio-espanhola.
>>69194908
Portugal had a week off, I think they'll be fine for the semi.
>>69203836
Why aren't you replying to other Canadians in Canadian?
>>69194770
Wow and we Porto fans are the ones mad...
Just wondering, how many Benfica players were in Copa America/Euro? That's right...
>>69188154
>tfw I've been here for 5 years now
>tfw 2 1/2 years is still a newfag to me
I love you /sp/, you're always faithful to me
That 2014 world cup game was doomed as soon Pepe got the red... the 4-0 scoreline isn't indicative of what really could have been. Portugal doesn't do too bad against Germany, only lost 3-2 in 2008 euros.
>>69187443
Who cares? I'm just here riding the memewave and pissing people off since apparently our success pisses people off.
When we lose, I'll just note the fact that we did a good euro with a shit team and stop posting on /sp/ till the world cup
They already did much better than anyone expected reaching the semi finals. And I don't really see Portugal losing in a 4+ goal differential even against Germany.
>>69188029
Renato 'Alberto Barbosa' Sanches
