Canberra Raiders vs Newcastle Knights.
Game starts at 2:00PM AEST at GIO Stadium.
South Sydney Rabbitohs vs North Queensland Cowboys.
Game starts at 4:00PM AEST at Barlow Park.
First for not a dive grass thread
>>69187127
>Canberra Raiders
How much like the actual Raiders are they? Should a raidnigger follow them if they were to get into the NRL?
Sean mate can you will Leilua to a hat trick for me?
who /watchingthefootyshowonsoutherncross/ here?
>>69187265
They wear lime green. Canberra is a cold place and there's not much to do.
They were dominant in the 90s but haven't really been relevant since.
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT.
>>69187265
They're named after the NFL team if that makes your decision easier.
>>69187265
They're elite now. Watch them today.
>>69187268
I can't, but I'd love to see it.
>>69187541
>the raiders are elite
KEK
WalkPM
raiders have the easiest schedule of any team and aren't even in the top 4, they're definitely not elite (though they have beaten the lebdogs twice so are arguably more deserving of that 4th spot)
they've still got the cowwies, sharks and storm to play so that'll tell us where they're really at
>>69187809
It'll be hung.
>>69187900
just like Walkie
>>69187900
and xenaphon will give it to labour
>>69187795
Truthbombs: The Post
Knights, lads
>>69189203
based milky
>Mata'utia at second row
>Rochow at front row
my literal sides
Raiders by 30+
>>69187127
>Canberra Raiders vs Newcastle Knights.
whenever i think of sunday arvo footy i think of these two teams
just irrelevant nobody trash from redneck nowhere towns
kys
Did you lads just watch Turnbull's speech? Count won't be finished for days.
>>69189401
I also think Jake Mamo may be marking up against Leilua/Rapana
>>69189404
>canberra
>redneck
What
>>69189702
iirc Corey Denniss scored three tries on Rapana last time
>>69189756
and he played 20's today
>>69189756
Knights had Mullen last time and still looked like they would win some time this year.
>>69189794
>implying mullen makes a difference
>>69189789
My point is that some 18 year old debutant who nobody has ever heard of scored on a supposed good winger.
Labor is back, lads.
Based working class party for the working class NRL fans.
>>69189820
Mullen would be elite if he wasn't made out of glass.
>>69189855
Mullen would be elite if he was a good rugby league player
>>69189855
He's played 205 games out of a possible 287. You're wrong.
>>69189835
kys
>>69189875
I am completely correct. His injuries have come intermittently, just often enough to ruin his future Origin star status and disrupt his growth.
>>69189915
Until 2014 he missed an average of 3.6 games a year. That WAS his development stage and he didn't get hampered at all. Recently he's been made of glass, but there's no way he's a genuinely good football player. He usually has one or two games a year and that's it, with the exception of 2013.
>>69189915
absolutely neck yourself please
Get ready for a cracker of a game lads.
Just about to crack open me first beer for the arvo.
>>69189907
>watching NRL
>being anything other than working class
Where did your parents go so wrong with your upbringing...
Might go for a Sunday sesh on the beers at North /gong/ lads who's keen?
Footy on the big screen
>>69190060
yeah lad i'll see you there already half cut now cunt
https://vine.co/v/5zPemmMdwUa
What the fuck is going on cunt
As someone who's shitposted about Mata‘utia since his Australia selection he's played legit good this year
>>69190158
Why did he even do that?
Imagine losing to the Knights.
Who /GOATcastle/ here?
TYBJ
I'm gonna win the Isuzu D-Max lads, just watch me
kill me now
Imagine losing to 2016 Shiggys.
>>69190222
Bye rounds don't count.
"the raiders are elite" - retarded casual newcunt redditor
>>69190240
This is a full round isn't it?
>>69190247
It is. He is officially SHOOK.
walkcunt getting btfo right now lads
>>69190247
Yes. But I only play him in bye rounds and Round 1, where I won.
Only truly elite teams like the Raiders can come back from this
I can't take any team seriously when they can't beat the 2016 knights, in TWO attempts
Does anyone rate Randell?
>the city of anybody with raiders players in SC
>>69190269
Sure sounds shook to me.
Truly elite teams helmed by genuinely elite Supercoaches would win no matter the odds.
Ross is like the shittest cunt ever but pulls off some freakish shit sometimes. Reminds me of Fetuli Talanoa
>>69190308
we have a term for that, it's called "meme player"
>>69190297
I guess it makes sense that everyone has lost since nobody here is elite
>>69190308
Talanoa is a literal garbage man.
>>69190317
>meme player
this isn't a thing though, this is just shit posting
>this fucking game
Milky and N must be fapping like crazy right now.
>>69190329
t. bryce fartshite
is /nrl/ ever right?
Weekly reminder that despite the toughest draw in the competition, Shiggys is making the 8 this year, he has timed his run perfectly, he has ample trades up his sleeve, he is a force to be reckoned with.
hodkinson is elite as fuck at goal kicking
>>69190327
>implying I'm not elite and under the radar
>>69190328
He plays for Hull FC now
>>69190364
You aren't under my radar because I am watching all teams in the league like a hawk
>choker
>>69190399
>being this autistic over your fantasy league
I'm literally 2014 Des Hasler-levels of under the radar. You cannot get on my level because I'm so under it.
Is this manu?
>there are specimens in this universe who truly have a belief that goes through their mind that Jarrod Croker, Centre for the Canberra Raiders, should be picked for Origin
>>69190426
Supercoach is undeniably more interesting than IRL Rugby League in the year 2016.
There is no Bunker reviewing points allocation at every point, there isn't two on-field online refs on the field blowing penalty after penalty.
>>69190431
Looks like Tony Hawk 2bh.
I would be mid table and fighting for a place in the 8 if I was in the /nrl/ league.
What the FUCK is happening
>>69190449
No doubt you had a meme schedule.
>>69190428
So you're going to meme your way to the GF and lose to an actual good team?
>>69190449
What's your points scored m8. I'll see where you would rank.
>>69190467
Good point.
Maybe I'm 2016 Craig Bellamy then. I'm literally pulling random Fijians out of nowhere and turning them into SC gods.
>>69190467
I got put in a random league. Most of the other teams don't even set their 4 reserves.
There's only 3 other teams with 17 players each week, and only 2 of those teams are good.
>>69190477
I only made the team in round 5.
Round 05: 844
Round 06: 920
Round 07: 1263
Round 08: 949
Round 09: 1064
Round 10: 1332
Round 11: 892
Round 12: 485*
Round 13: 997
Round 14: 1114
Round 15: 635*
Round 16: 995
Round 17:
*Origin/Bye affected round
>>69190518
Meant for
>>69190470
>>69190467
>meme schedule
this isn't a thing
>>69190562
t. Raiders fan
so who is everyone backing to take the hip?
I'm going huggybears myself
>>69190522
Yeah you'd be about 11th or 12th, give or take a few spots depending on how lucky your matchups are
>>69190562
It is.
>>69190562
Schedule Babby confirmed
Was hoping Croker would score at least 40 in sc which would have guaranteed me victory this week.
He won't even crack 30. Time to punt this scrub.
>>69190581
He's too over the radar, he needs to get under it a bit more to divert attention.
>>69190581
I'll tip Huggybears because he has the most points scored and is consistently in the higher scores each week.
N would be a close second. 2 Myles Per Gallen is a dark horse.
>>69190590
>>69190584
>>69190580
throwing the word meme in front of everything is as autistic as it gets
https://youtu.be/IXSn1cPz9eg
>>69190622
Schedule babby confirmed shook at his EXPOSURE.
Enjoyed getting bundled out in straight sets by lower ranked teams in the Finals, KEK.
>that elite austin dummy step
TYBA
>>69190622
I call it an easy or fortunate schedule instead but they mean the same thing.
Reminder that I backed Fabulous way back at the start of the season while all of you casuals laughed and posted gay anime pics while dismissing him.
Reminder that I have always backed Fabulous and continue to back him to win the premiership, while you casuals are only just now jumping on the bandwagon.
>>69190645
>elite
>3 steps away from the line
>against the worst defence in the comp
Okay champ
>>69190657
He won't win. There are 2 or 3 under the radar teams that will win the ship
I don't have much confidence in the Knights holding on but this is great to watch, they're absolutely shitting luck at the moment
>Poosterman captained Croker
GET KEKED M8
>>69190702
raiders will come back second half
based austin wills it
>>69190725
>unironically being a Sangsterbabby
Kek. KEK.
When will Pooster learn?
Croker confirmed not coming on in the second half.
Gummi Bears' early season predictions were actually elite.
But then he had to screw up by calling himself a contender.
>>69190743
>>69190725
I had to change my captain to Croker because my opponent in another league has Thurston, SJ and Leilua. Had to be done lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heLqnP4fCEQ
https://youtu.be/j2XWkCXt3Xw
controversial but nevertheless elite opinion: Panthers should just get rid of Matt Moylan completely. He's too slow, weak and bitchmade to be an elite fullback and he relies heavily on his playmaking gimmick (which was exposed last night). Furthermore Cleary and Martin are the future halves so he has no place at 5/8 either
>>69190891
Genuinely thought Youth of a Nation was their only song.
>>69190431
That is a male British pornstar contracted to Brazzers
I don't know who the guy with his cock out is though
>>69190907
They had a few songs that were pretty big from that album.
https://youtu.be/TZjpnXcGZ9w
>ball rolls 5m backwards
>knock on
>it's a walkcunt doesn't know what a knock on is episode
>>69190935
It was immediately as Leilua landed, came down forward between his legs forward and then went back.
Roosterman, are you going to create a new team for round 18 and try to get the highest score?
https://youtu.be/H5Lb8mS20JI
Croker is so fucking bad
Croker is going to end up in the negatives at this rate
Knights are playing too safe, the Raiders will come home harder than they will and they need a little more points.
>>69190993
I think I will, although with my luck I'll end up fifth or something.
Hope the Knights win this.
Fuck the Raiders and the casuals who rate them.
>>69191029
it's happening
>>69191031
Can you make a new league at this point in the season, or is it too late?
>>69191031
You aren't the only one with that idea so it won't be easy.
Some teams are just dual accounts which are set up from round 1 to generate money and then peak at a certain round.
wouldn't it be hilarious if the raiders missed the 8?
>>69191059
Yeah I know, I just mean I'll do it and just miss out on the cash prize anyway.
Although, you'd think starting a new team from scratch would be easier than using a dual account considering you have a full salary cap to work with and know about injuries and such.
Nah that went out.
Obesitychicken Pty Ltd.
>>69191081
A team with half a season of cash generation up its sleeve still has a big advantage, and since your "season" is much shorter, you can use the maximum amount of trades
>>69191098
fuck he came close though
Is Zerogoose related to Roosterman?
TYBJC
Goosey, you here, mate?
Based, elite, intelligent, muscular, handsome Jarrod Croker.
>>69191192
fuck off ivan
i am not falling for you trap of coercing me into posting shemales
i didnt study psychology for nothing, you tradie faggot.
>hard tackle
>penalty
fuck this game
I think I just grew a Vagina watching that get penalized, lads
Also Ross is a faggot
Rapana seems pretty aggressive for a devout Mormon
>>69191256
watched all 3 parts on friday because i couldn't sleep due to having some caps, and the "sons" small dick really ruined it for me.
Suck shit Ross you fucking faggot, wish Rapana knocked him out
BASED MAXWELL YOU FUCKING CUNT
Wasn't watching that exchange.
Why did the Raiders get a penalty?
>>69191287
Nathan Ross is a solid first grade player.
>>69191307
This is coming from someone who captained Croker
why does ivan only shitposting when based joshy reynolds shows up?
>>69191318
Croker will update to a not-embarrassing 60
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/footy-form/state-of-origin-2016-bob-fulton-to-quit-as-nsw-selection-adviser/news-story/597485defccbae0142f4bc301329e232
Also St George are chasing after Hodkinson.
>>69191318
Crocker retired years ago mate.
>shepherding your way back into field
>>69191328
thanks reddit
>>69191341
havent heard that term since back in the day when playing footy in the yard with bros
SHEPPARD SHEPPARD
>Roosterman haters
BTFO
THANK YOU BASED FUCKING CROKER
>>69191318
I rescind this post
Knights should have kicked the field goal instead of trying to get a repeat set.
Jarrod Croker is elite.
>>69191370
Why? Croker was a shit choice of captain.
Cartwright, Mansour, Cleary, Johnson all scored on or around 100, and if you are an elite supercoach all of those players are in your side.
>hung parliament canberra
That was actually funny kek.
>yfw it ends in a draw again
STONE COLD BLAKE FUCKING AUSTIN DOES IT AGAIN!
STONE COLD
STONE COLD
STONE COLD
GODKISNON
Fuck you Hodkinson you cunt.
>>69191422
>>69191426
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE RODCKINSON IS COOKING?
kek
KEK
K-E-K
GODKINSON HAHAHA
FUCK THE RAIDERS I CAN DO IT TOO
I still can't believe in the Knights but it would be nice.
>all that blood on the knights players
they've really been to war
>>69191437
WALKCUNT ON LITERAL POOICIDE WATCH
Imagine it was a fucking draw. Again.
Wayne Bennett hoping for a Knights win.
The cuck.
>>69191328
>St George are chasing after Hodkinson
>>69191481
Hodkinson isn't even bad dunno why everyone hates him here
>>69191488
Because he's literally shit.
>>69191496
so he's better than the dragons' current halves?
BASED FUCKING AUSTIN AND RAPANA LMAO
I am furious about this result.
>GAY GUY
A
Y
G
U
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BASED FUCKING GODKINSON
>>69191499
It's a sideways move going from Benji to Hodkinson. May as well just stick with Benji until someone better becomes available.
Imagine being a fucking Knights fan
I'm fucking ropeable right now.
Genuinely and unironically livid over this result.
>pooasslel
As with the Parramatta game, the Knights just turn off once they get a lead.
>>69191526
I'm genuinely happy and pleased.
How the fuck was he onside??!
Reeeeeeeéée
even though they won this just confirms the raiders are massive pretenders. they'll make the 8 and lose to the dragons in week 1
>>69191541
Dragons are LITERALLY the biggest pretenders around.
End your "life".
kek
KEK
K E K.
Based WalkGOD.
>>69191540
I didn't even see them show it
WalkBro must be so fucking smug right now.
>>69191550
I miss Gurgess
>>69191541
>dragons winning a finals game
KEK
>>69191551
Kek.
You're genuinely INCORRECT. The Dragons are infact, lowkey elite.
KEK.
>>69191541
Posters on here have been saying that since the game before Canberra played Brisbane (which they then lost). If they DO manage to make the top 4 they will probably go out in straight sets.
My neighbors moved here from Melbourne about a year ago and have turned me into Stars Storm and Roos fans
God Bless Australia and God Bless Nick Xenophon
>>69191574
Kek.
Did he also turn you into a raging homosexual?
KEK.
>>69191550
>muscular
>big cock
wish i was gay
>>69191580
No I already was one, we spoon nightly while listening to triple J
>>69191574
PLEASE
>>69191550
When this came out I heard that he was meant to be big.
>>69191585
Are you a Big Strong Tradie with a muscular investment property portfolio?
>>69191591
Sold my farms to the Chinese
>>69191574
Jillaroos fan I hope you mean.
>>69191573
Broncos barely even won that game. It wasn't even an "exposure".
>>69191587
What do you mean by big? Big guy or big cock?
This stadium looks nice.
Crowd is pretty far from the field though because of that running track.
>literally requiring that girl to tear open the banner for you
Kek.
KEK.
>>69191603
Would rather fuck the sheep than the jills
not into masculine women
anyway we're getting off topic, I figure Storm should be at the top of the ladder soon so I am a happy man,
>Sutton can't break the banner
>needs a girl to rip it for him
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>69191616
Not at all barely, Canberra didn't even put up a fight.
>>69191618
Cock. It's not small by any means but I remember seeing some girls gushing over it in comments sections so I expected a little more
>>69191629
>some girls gushing over it in comments sections
They were gay men m8.
Just got back from a 15 minute block for "off topic".
wtf, I was in this thread talking footy the whole time.
Kys janny
>>69191574
>moved to The states from melbourne
they were after BBC I assume?
>tackled in goal in the first kick off
Kek.
Should've never let them back in the comp desu.
KEK.
>>69191643
Your mum probably posted the Gurgess photo, and was probably who >>69191629 is talking about
Righto mate it’s like this, you’re havin’ a sunday sesh gettin fuckin’ maggot with the boys, havin’ a right piss up and it’s fully sick. Davo and Steveo are settin up the barbie to cook some snags but ya fuckin’ gas bottle’s carked it! Bazza’s like who’s keen for a maccas run but you had maccas for brekky and Tommo had it this arvo. Then Archie, the fuckin’ mad cunt he is, goes hey boys I’ll be DD, piles us into the commodore (SSV cuz he’s on big mobs of cash doin FIFO) and we all cruise down to Nandos for a feed.
>taking the two
Don't think this semen slurping sport is for me any more brehs
That kick-off pretty much sums up our season lads
>opposition on the ropes
>take the 2
I fucking HATE this meme
>>69191657
sick of this shit 2bh
>>69191655
Is that it?
>this cringy American fishing for replies
Sorry you have to read this
>>69191679
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_rugby_league
>>69191679
Please watch our sport.
>>69191679
>ywn fuck this frog-faced bitch
JUST
Rapana you fucking kiwi legend. Raiders do it again lads. Who /greenmachine/ here?
>>69191669
>>69191657
It's the 7 tackle set. They should change it so that if you kick from inside the 10m (maybe inside 20m) and it goes dead it's just a regular 6 tackle set.
If they binned people more maybe we'd get less people taking the 2
Is Cody Walker related to Sean WalkGOD?
>>69191627
>not at all barely
>conceded 3 tries in the second half and scored zero (0) tries for over half an hour
Lol no wonder the broncos are out of the top 4
>>69191705
I'll bin you cunt
>>69191703
It's just lazy anyway. It's poor sportsmanship unless you're already behind.
>that fucking trip
lmao
LGTSS
>the state of this pitch
Why is Cairns such a shithole bros?
>>69191715
>muh sportsmanship
It's in the rules faggot it'll teach them to stop giving away shit penalties
How do I get a rugby player physique lads
>>69191713
You wanna go cunt you wanna go
>>69191730
Have Polynesian genetics and eat a bunch of KFC.
Cowboys will want to have a big win here today because they will have their PD destroyed by Canberra very soon.
>>69191728
Sportsman ship counts you fucking faggot. If it didn't people would be going for short kick offs every time a try as scored. Not every single footy player is a dog cunt.
>>69191730
Maccas on mon-thurs
KFC on fri-sun
>>69191745
>Not every single footy player is a dog cunt
They literally are though. They're rapists and match-fixers and degenerates.
Mini is so fucking dumb.
JT just got his 75th try lad.
>>69191730
permabulk
>did ya Feldt that?
They should bring lineouts back to league.
Did I have a stroke or did it just show the cowboys score as 10 just before
>>69191786
They should also bring wrucks and mauls.
>>69191790
>wruck
