Find a single flaw.
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Find a single flaw.
bavarian
>>69185277
i cant
/thread
he's shite
>>69185277
He isn't fucking my boipucci right now
Imagine if he gets injured and Meme Stegen has to play instead.
>>69185366
this
I'm not gay or anything, but Neuer could definitely dominate me
>>69185277
Meh. He's a pretty good goalkeeper. Nothing to complain about. He usually does all right.
>>69185390
no homo
>>69185277
Hes not De Gea
>>69185408
Thank Jesus Christ.
>>69185277
>le dive to the right man
He maybe good but him and Muller are real fucking cunts.
He's balding
>>69185539
ZA ZA
you dun it again italy
conte will fail terribly in chelsea, screencap this
>>69185568
;_;
He was home-grown in a secret Nazi lab that genetically engineers aryan ubermenschen
>>69185713
how is that a flaw?
>>69185874
probably >muh soul or something along those lines
>>69185277
He's not a girl.
read the comments of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_FNgZMFe6M
>>69185987
That can be changed, Jakub. We have the technology..
>>69185277
I am reasonably sure he fucked my then gf when he came home from winning the wc.
>>69186030
>you will never make this much girls cream themselves in a youtube comment section
jdmisa famiglia
>>69186100
Would be honored DESU
If I were you I would have eaten the cum out of her pussy
hes not kahn
>can't save game-winning penalty
>has to have 2 meme italians miss in extra time
>finally save penalty number 18
>"goat"
yea no, he's a fucking meme
>>69186136
Was Khan better than Neuer?
>>69186188
is the sun bigger and brighter than moon?
>>69186188
He was more fun in interviews. Also scarier.
he looks dumb as shit
>>69186188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTwPTJ3CTkY
>>69186120
Nah, that semen slurping sport isn't for me.
>>69186269
the puppet never surpass the master
>>69186251
dayum, Reif was decent back then
>>69185277
tumblr nose
Hes easily fooled, because most of penalties Italy scored were shoot at the center, and he always dive to left or right.
>>69185277
He's not chocking on my dick
>>69186485
OAH
>>69186188
Theorically no. Practically yes.
>>69187005
That's not being fooled, that's anticipating, something most goalkeepers do.
And it's basically why they call penalties a lottery.
>>69186188
yes
Kahn was a literal beast
>>69186244
But that's stupid, if anything Neuer is the reflection of Kahn.
>Brazilian analogies
>>69187063
that the point, he didnt anticipated anything, he sucked at the penalty shootout. If you just kicked to the center your chances of scoring against him were very high.
>>69186251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EnsUeR2MyI
Can someone link to the thread where the penalties began?
>>69186136
Will be in about 10 years though
>>69187222
I don't think you understand how anticipating works. You can anticipate wrong.
>>69187306
MODS
>>69187369
>:^)
>>69187333
please someone ;__;
>>69185277
his homosexuality
>>69185290
He's Westphalian.
He's not constantly dressed in Hugo Boss
>>69185277
He's not Buffon
>>69185395
>Pretty Good
lmao
>>69187538
But guess who is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTbyg7wOzp4
He drinks Coke Zero
>>69187682
I wish he would drink MY cock zero if you understand what it is that I am trying to get across.
>>69187598
Why must he scratch and sniff? Has he said why? Has the German press asked him?
>>69185277
Aryan as fuck
Nothing wrong
>>69187707
Because he is autistic.
>>69185277
>dem plump lips
no homo but I would marry him
>>69187707
Inofficial version: He said that this ritual was used by the germanic tribes to satisfy the god wotan and brings prosparity and success to the people.
Official version: He said that the andrenaline rush makes him do that and the doesn't even realise that he is doing it.
Whatever it is, it helps. Vs. Poland he did not do it and the game ended 0-0
>>69186188
yes
>>69186188
Kahn wasn't just good himself, he also made the rest of his team perform better (they were terrified of him)
>>69187701
Oh he could Manuel my Neuer any day, if you get my drift.
>>69187810
Min 0:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYH78opsCgg
>>69185277
He hasn't torn up my boi pussy :3
>>69187909
based kahn
>>69186251
Top kek at Beckenbauer celebrating like a teenager.
>>69187909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFu-0RCAXQY
I miss the old berserk Kahn, he's so relaxed these days
>>69188405
if he did that today he would be marked as racist, nazi,...etc
god i hate what this world has become lately
>>69188405
>erzähl' keine Scheiße dooo
>>69188405
translate please i dont speak bavarian
>>69188538
Black guy is crying for the ref
>Kahn: Shut your mouth
>Black guy: "Shut your mouth"?
>Kahn: You better watch out and stop talking shit
>>69188471
hence this >>69188587
doesnt seems to be so bad what he said and the referee (who might be racist) only yelled at the dindu
>>69188776
It wasn't bad back then but nowdays saying anything in that kind of language towards a dindu gets the PC SJW treatment.
does anyone have the photoshops of neuer wearing the mask outside the cryo chamber
>>69185277
shitty keeper
He isn't making sweet love to me right now in a poorly pitched tent we drove 10 hours to put up in a sketchy croatian campground that may or may not be a racket.
I can feel the rocks and pine needles brushing my back through the deflated air mattress as I write this...
>>69188936
>muh white victim complex
only racist language gets that treatment, like if he said shut your mouth nigger..
>>69185277
He already has a girlfriend.
>>69186136
kahn has a lot neanderthal dna
