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>choose correctly almost everytime
>stop one
>touch two
>your team still manages to lose because your players can't stop doing memeshots
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I blame Zaza
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Poor Buffon
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>>69176971
F
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why do this to Buffon :(
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>>69177283
he looked like a real asshole missing that pk after that meme run up
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>>69176971
Zaza and Pelle should never play for the national team again. Pelle did fuck all for 120 min. Zaza was brought into the game to take a fucking penalty and doesn't even put it on target.
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Not even one German memeing a penalty. You had two Italians talking shit or chirping Neuer.

Fuck.

But still, that Muller miss felt soo so good
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there shouldnt have been penalties in the first place, fucking Boanigger jumping like a volleyball player
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>>69176971
He never will play in any major tournament ever again, this was his last one.
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>>69176971

Welcome to my life in 2003.

>Stop two
>Your pals fuck up thrice
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>>69177283
Pelle was even worse. Taunting Neuer and then producing that. Useless bag of shite.
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Gigi is the GOAT, I feel so sorry for him.
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>>69178091

He said he's retiring in 2 years, or in 1 if he wins the CL in Cardiff.
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>>69178091
really?
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just look at him
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>>69178091
pretty sure he'll participate in Russia then call it quits
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>>69177283
Yes, subbing in Zaza was the dumbest thing ever.
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>>69176971
F
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>>69178540
100% ethnically pure european.
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>>69176971
>2006 wc finals
>choose wrong every time
>still win

he had it coming
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Buffon is the reason they even made it to the pk's by saving Mario's backheel

Fucking Zaza with meme runs, jesus fuck.
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>>69176971
Does Buffon even know how his team fucked him? At least I understand now why he always has to turn his back on the shots.
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>>69176971
What a buffoon
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>>69177746
When playing against Italians players have no choice but to have your hands out and up at all times in case they claim a foul in the box. Of course this left him vulnerable to an intentional handball foul. It's a catch 22.
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>>69178836
it wasn't a backheel you blind turd
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>>69178729
He stopped every penalty leading up to that final numbnuts.

His performance on penalties was so good in 2006 that the biggest controversy of the year was him not getting the Ballon D'or.

Fucking austria shitting up the euros.
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>>69178729

FRA-ITA penalties were absolute top tier, Trezeguet barely grazed the post otherwise it was a perfect score for both. Also ten years ago it was ten years less of penalty experience.
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>>69179041
yes
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>>69178840
Imagine the post-game "talk" with the meme shooters
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>>69179243
quality post as expected
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>>69179409
yes it was a backheel
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Neurer vs Buffoon was the best thing of the tournament
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all he wanted was to have a face off with Neuer and Zaza and Pelle had to fuck it up
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It's always refreshing to see how the non-designated penalty takers tend to have a better success rate because they don't try to be smart about it. They just try to get a regular, strong shot somewhat to the side.
The experienced players outsmart themselves with their fancy tricks and super-placed shots that dont hit the target.
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>be so fucking disgusted about the prospect of penalties you don't even look when the other GK is up

feels bad man
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>>69179470
it was chiellini who hit it you tard
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>boetang almost ruins it for germany
>zaza loses it for italy

why do they put on niggers, again? this isn't basketball
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>>69178316
>Gobbi fans still mad
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>>69176971
he should have saved that shot, how did he let the puck slide right under him, it's his fault.
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>>69179138
>Trezeguet barely grazed the post
Kek he literally fucked France over by trying to imitate Zidane's shot
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>>69179669
no
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You know what's sad? Buffon won't play forever.
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Someone cheer me up, he WILL be at the WC in Russia right? Fucking Pelle and Zaza fucked him over so bad it was horrible to watch.
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>>69179790
>greece being a bunch of mad faggots
hahahaah
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>>69180261
unlikely
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>>69180066
>can't afford replays
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>>69178091
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>>69180261
I hope he is. Literally the GOAT
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I like Buffon and feel bad for him. But football is cruel.
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>>69179790
>France Most and Least Arrogant

top kek
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>>69176971

Holy shit he's one handsome guy, no homo
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>>69179553
I will never understand this. Shots like the one from Kroos are so easy to learn for professional football players and if you go a little higher for the corner than there is no goalkeeper capable of getting that out. Either you have guys trashing the ball or they go full retarded at aiming.

I wasn't that surprised to see Schweinsteiger fail at another important penalty.
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>>69177283
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>be Buffon
>carry your team through the entire cup
>aging but still trying your best
>humble and respectful, the posterchild of sportsmanship
>just want to make your country and children proud
>try your hardest during penalties
>predict most of them, and get very close to the ones you couldnt guess

>lose because some hot blooded, arrogant retards on your team couldn't do their one job
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>>69177283
he almost made me not want to watch euros ever again
>>69176971
pls dont retire just yet based god gigi
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>>69180782
>attractive
>humble
>goat GK

it's legit impossible to dislike buffoon
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>>69176971
>that crying Buffon
fuck that hit me a lot. I feel sorry for him.
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>>69179553

The problem with recent tournaments is that stutter-stepping only works when few people are doing it, because keepers are primed to jump. But we're hitting a point where 3 out of every 4 penalty takers are stutter-stepping, so the keepers are waiting and all the players are doing is sacrificing the pace they can put on the ball.

Muller's was probably the worst example of it. Whereas Hector proved if you put enough pace on it, even if the keeper is spot on he might not make the save.
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>>69180498
Are you fucking retarded?
He's referring to the shot Gomez did in 2nd half with his backheel which Buffon saved

Chiellini was not involved in that whatsoever
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>>69180938
He's a proven fascist.
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>>69180938

This.

Had to switch it off when he was leaving the pitch just as he began to break down, he did his best and congratulated the Germans first which was nice to see.
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>>69180782
I would paint this man
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What happened to Italy anyway? Where are all the good players gone?
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>>69180261
>Other players screwed him over waaaaaah
Man this is getting embarrassing
Neuer had the same problem with Schweini,Muller and Ozil missing their penalties
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>>69181196
All the Germans lining up to talk to him afterwards was sweet.
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>>69176971
>muh choose correctly

buffon saved 1
neuer saved 2

stop pretending like the buffoon is any good
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>>69181183
Is there not a single non-likeable trait in him?
The man is GOD
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>>69180564

>This was 10 years ago

Where is the time going? I still think 2008 was 2 years ago.
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>>69176971
He's literally the AntiCasillas. Where one does all the sabotage and cancer feeding and still wins, the other does as much as he can and still loses
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>>69181216
I don't know. A lot changed in ten years.. it looks like yesterday, yet our old guard is mostly gone.
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>>69180793

I know nothing about soccer, buy I think it's similar to free throws in basketball. It's really hard to turn off your brain in that situation compared to when you're running around during the action. These guys have made those shots a million times but in that situation they do the equivalent of walking manually.
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>>69181050
>cheater(back in 2012 when he pretended that Muntari's shot didn't go in and quickly threw it out and claimed that he would do it again)
>plays for Ladri

He's not perfect
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>>69181235

>Sticking up for the literal meme that is Neuer.

I'm as big a fan of that Germany team as anyone, but for Italy to be knocked out in that fashion, as potentially Buffons last game in an Italy shirt was nothing short of disgraceful for a legend like him.
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>>69176971

With age, he guessed right.

HOWEVER

With age, he didn't have the muscle or reaction time to stop the ones he got to. The first one with a weak hand, the second one hitting his stomach
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>>69181321
Both are good you autistic kraut.
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The only thing stopping the feels was the knowledge that at least it aren`t our players leaving the pitch like that.

This should have been a half-final matchup, he at least deserved to play one more game
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>>69180938
>the posterchild of sportsmanship
Oh the irony
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>>69181235
let them have their little mourning m8. just look at these posts, they're all morons.
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>>69181368

Spaniards hate Casillas? Are you forgetting how he saved robben's 1v1?

What an ungrateful nation.
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>>69181525
>This flag
>This body fat percentage
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>>69181321
Buffon could be Neuer's dad ffs
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>>69181424
Karma is a bitch for what he did in 2012
I will never forget him taking that ball out of goal and pretending Muntari's goal wasn't in(and then later on in post-match interviews stating that he would do it again if he had the chance)

Lost all my respect for him that day
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>>69181216
Well they didn't play that bad during this game at all, it was fucking intense and they put up a really solid defense with fancy moves and shit.
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>>69181147
he fucking was, the ball was mid air chielini lunged and hit it towards buffon you absolute cockmongler
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>>69181525
has been open season on Casillas for years. before that you couldnt say anything bad about him. saved them vs italy at euro 08, saved peno vs paragauy, saved in final vs robben. now everyone needs to get their shit in.
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>>69181304
Schweinsteiger alone has lost two tournaments against Buffon and I don't even know how many with Bayern München against him too.
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Is that 16 year old Milan GK the real deal or a meme? Because going from 15 years of Buffon into another world-class keeper would be amazing for Italy
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>>69181321
If Buffon isn't any good, how comes it was so hard for Germany to get a goal even when Italy's defense fucked up really bad?
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>>69181599

Neuer is 30 m8
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Buffon is like Dino Zoff, a legend amongst men. He will be missed if he won't play for the world cup.
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>>69181620

You don't become a legend without doing one or two bad things in a career as long as buffons.
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>>69181384
It's not hard too train. Our local team also failed hilariously at two local championships and than the coach trained penalties and what do you know? It fucking worked and since then they have now six guys as possible shooters in the team.
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>>69181620
it's fine because you're turks
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The last Italian legend abbandons ship. Only darkness now, Where are the young players?
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>>69181791
It was an hyperbole
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>>69181828
Yeah no
Plenty of players are legends without being scumbags...like Del Piero for example

>>69181887
Shut up leaf
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>Buffon and Barzagli crying
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>>69181950
Playing in foreign teams and sucking balls.
2018 world cup will be 11 """"""italian"""""" niggers and hopefully still Buffon. If he's not there I'm not even watching it.
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>>69176971
In an interview after the match he was literally crying

This is the man our team needed but not the one our team deserved
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>>69176971
How could they miss/not score so many God damned penalties? This applies to Germans as well.
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Buffon should have literally caught the last penalty

but yeah, zaza and especially pelle being a cheeky cunt and then missing was infuriating
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>>69182104
Only 3 of the first 7 went in. Ridiculous
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>>69176971
He got fucked over so bad.

There is no excuse for missing the frame if you're a professional striker. Pelle and Zaza..terrible.
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>>69181384
Yes, but the Germans used to be the masters of it. No fucking memes, just solid hit shots to the corners. This shit is a modern cancer, 100%
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>>69181676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVa8GANPWEo
Chiellini didn't hit it

There was also a close replay showing Gomez hitting the ball but couldn't find it in youtube
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>>69181183
Even better desu
I am now a #BuffonMuffin
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>>69182174
This is making Drawtugal look good.
Jesus.
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>>69181689
AYYYYYYY GITANOOOOOO
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>>69181727
*17
And yeah he's the real deal

Italy has always traditionally had great keepers
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>>69182339
HE QUIT CLEARLY FUCKING DID
THE BALL IS AT GOMEZ'S FUCKING TOE NOT THE BACK OF HIS HEEL
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>>69176971
>choose correctly almost everytime
>choose
>similar to choosing which side a coin will land on
explain this PK yuros
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If that penalty by Hector wasn't so weak he would've saved it, it hits the ground before going in ffs
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>>69182104
Memes
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>>69179086
what really? ofc Cannavaro deserved it the most. I didn't knew there was a debate.
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>>69182104
Löw decided to let the most broken players do the penalties.
No idea why.
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That Zaza is a Buffon
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>>69179790
This is hilarious on so many levels.
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>>69180261
Yes, Buffon will play in Russia
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>>69182417
>he thinks goalkeepers go into shootouts with no prior experience, knowledge or study
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>>69182397
He didn't retard
Gomez hit the ball with his backheel and Chiellini came a second too late
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>>69180261

he said it's his goal to be still the #1 in 2018.
His dedication will take him there.
I believe.
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what did you expect, germans always win penalty shootouts
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He is the GOAT.

I don't like most of the italian players but Buffon is great.

Let's hope he stays great till Russia 2018.
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>>69182595
CAN YOU FUCKING OFF YOURSELF AND NEVER POST A GAIN YOU ALBANIAN SHITSPREAD
>>>>>>>>LEAVE
https://youtu.be/UvhIFNstgTc?t=33
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>>69177283
what a bold statement
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>>69179790
>Poland
>Greece

being this buttblasted and obsessed
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>>69179790
>Every single country rates themselves as most compassionate

Dat Germany domination though.
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>>69182773
Chiellini's leg is hiding Gomez's leg touching the ball there from that angle

There was a later repeat from the camera on the other side which showed Gomez making contact with the ball
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>>69180564
Don't remind me of this please, Italy prove they were a bunch of stupid cheater assholes that day.
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>>69179790
>Least compassionate
Giggled in real life
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>>69181583

Are you that incapable of answering a simple question? I'm not even American nor am i any kind of Hispanic.

>>69181689

I don't understand the hate for him, yeah he's gotten worse but most of the drama comes around from real Madrid stuff he did but nothing with the actual Spanish national team. But what do I care? Spaniards are natural scumbags as evidenced by that guy who just responded
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>>69176971

Same about NEUER, you unsufferable jew.
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>>69176971
Buffon
You are an amazing goalkeeper
You have hurt my team countless times with your extreme ability to cuck attackers
You have my respect.
I wish I was you.
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>>69183005

Gomez is a cunt, trying to make a great score while a direct kick was easier.
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How can a guy be so charming?

I swear everyone here was rooting a little bit for Italy just because of Buffon
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Oh come on, give it a rest! The guy has won everything there is and in a week it will just be a curious anecdote in a long and successful career.
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we didn't on purpose you uncultured swine that's exactly what our team wanted to do
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Well Buffon never really was a good penalty stopper

Müller's penalty was just absolutely horrible
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>>69183324
Never won a Eurocup
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>>69183324
>The guy has won everything

Except a CL, the most important club trophy
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Without him Italy wouldn't have reached the quarterfinal.

He deserves all the respect he gets. I hope he will still play in the next WC. I fear Italy might become completely irrelevant with him gone. You cannot replace him.
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>>69183416

would rather have the wc
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>>69183193
Why would I waste my time answering seriously to you when you are an american fanboy that hasn't seen a single match and are asking me to "apologize" to the dude that has destroyed the best generation of spanish footballers, and that is hated by Madrid fans the most? A literal cancer that had everything handed to him and still bitched to the staff this tournament despite how he was bringed exclusively by his association with the media. Three of the five goals against Neverlands in the World Cup were thanks to him, in a team that was already destroyed by Del Bosque. Impressive. You obviously haven't seen him nor know anything about him. If you are not american, the other choice is that you are a thirteen years old kid shitposting
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>>69183269
he's just being Gomez, you should watch the Germany vs Poland match, it's Gomez impersonating himself.
fucking gomez
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>>69183456
>I fear Italy might become completely irrelevant with him gone. You cannot replace him.
100% true, he'll soon be a relic of a better time

I'm not glad you guys won but hey it was fair and square, rooting for Iceland tomorrow btw
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>>69183587
Lets not pretend Pentalties are anything but a coin toss.

This was not "fair and square".
This was two equal teams and we just got lucky.
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>>69176971
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People only blame Zaza, but why not blame Pelle?

>>69183547
>>69183547
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>>69183269
>Gomez is a cunt
Nah
Look at how he stopped the ball...it was with his right shoulder and then the ball was going the opposite direction

He couldn't have shot it in any other way

Also he was highly responsible for Germany's goal

Gomez is pretty underrated I feel
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>>69183767
It was literally Xaxa's first touch and he did some meme run-up to the ball. Conte subbed him on for one purpose and he failed spectacularly. Pelle's was also pretty bad, but not as bad as this.
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>>69183443
His fault for playing for the Gobbi
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>>69183887
But Pelle was cocky about it, teasing Neuer
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>>69177283
This
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>>69183767
he had one job

and he fucked up it up. with memes no less
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>>69183456
>You cannot replace him.
Donnarumma is on his way on doing that
You underestimate Italian Goalkeepers
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>>69181333
Yeah fuck
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>>69182104
You have to train this shit. Obviously they don't.
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>>69184047
How has Löw not told Müller and Özil to train penalties before today already?

Both are on a streak of missing penalties. And then they both did it AGAIN just now.
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>>69183919

Pelle should have been substituted.

And being cocky and then fail isn't better than fail and do no provocations.

'"cocky'" what a son of a bitch he is.
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>>69183966
I don't believe in ''talents''

I have seen too many of them die too soon. Judging goalies before the age of 25 is pointless.
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>>69183745
HILARIOUS
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>>69178456
this. he is probably the best goalkeeper ever. it would have been nice to see him win his last cup.
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>>69182498
There was no way Schweinsteiger and Müller would not ask to do penalties. Schweinsteiger has missed a bunch now but he still marches to the point just like Lahm did.
I was surprised that Kroos started.
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>they didn't take pirlo because he's in the mls.
>they didn't take giovinco because he's in the mls.
>bring zaza and pelle.

Fucking. Lel. GG Shitaly.
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>>69183519

>Even after I tell him I'm not American he still persists

You're completely hopeless.
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>>69183303
It's because he got steel-blue eyes and black hair.
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>>69184169

>They didn't include balotelli for a situation like this.
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>>69184114
>his last cup.

There's still 2018
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>>69183966
Donnarumma, while talented, is very unlikely to ever reach anywhere near Buffon's level, that man is probably the best goalkeeper in history. Determined, likeable and a leader. Donnarumma is just as likely to burn out as he's to become a good Serie A keeper. Plus he plays for the pathetic project that is current AC Milan, it's good for his development he's the #1 there but to become truly great he would need to move on to a competitive team. Perhaps to Juve once Gigi retires in 2 years and Donnarumma proves himself in Milan meantime.
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>>69184065
I think that it also a problem of their own. They're both players in elite clubs where you don't just do the necessary groundwork for penalties like the guys from 1990 did. Özil wants to be an amazing freekicker and Müller thinks he now has to be ever so clever when doing his shots. I know Guardiola is probably not a coach to have a lot of penalty training on his schedule, so get it done yourself!
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>>69183383
Muller was absolutely horrible.
Is Shurrle injured? I thought Muller is going the fuck out after first half. He wasted like 4 shots, 2 of them sure fire goals.
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>>69184105
Have you even seen him play?
He saved Milan's ass most of the season
He's not just a "talent"...starting for Milan at the age of 16 is not something anyone can do

>>69184308
More like Buffon is the only keeper you've seen
Buffon is not the only good goalkeeper out there
And him being the GOAT is debatable too
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>>69184065
To quote my sister before pk's:
"Neuer is gonna have to block at least one to make up for Müller's fail".
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>>69179790
Germany views itself as most trustworthy, most compassionate and to top it off... least arrogant.

top lel
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>>69184473
Is she qt?
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>>69184517
Somewhat. Giant fan of Neuer, Schweinsteiger and for some reason Özil.
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>>69184555
schweini a cute
A CUTE
still not as cute as buffon though
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>>69184458

>KAHN VS BUFFON
>DIDA VS BUFFON
>CASILLAS VS BUFFON
>CECH VS BUFFON
>HART VS BUFFON
>JULIO CESAR VS BUFFON
>NOIA VS BUFFON

He outlasted every one of these suckers, including the only one of the list that could dispute his status, Kahn.

Donnarumma is great, but so were Zenga, Marchegiani, Peglioca, Parutti, Tacconi and so on. He's one of many, Italy will never have a shortage of good keepers.
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>>69184458

>And him being the GOAT is debatable too

You do understand that GOAT does not mean pic related

now fuck off to your mountains and enjoy a goat or two Shiptar.
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>>69184458
Yes, you're right, I've never seen another GK play. You got me.
>He's not just a "talent"
That's exactly what he is. Made some impressive saves (a good portion of them thanks to 2 metres height and long arms) but mistakes with poor positioning and judgement as well. These are natural for his age and the fact alone he's a starting keeper at 16 in Serie A is very promising, but lets see if he can develop properly. He's very far from a finished product.
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>>69184662
>Hart
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>>69184416
Schürrle played teh whole Season like shit. there are rumours that Dortmund wants him and i hope this isnt true.
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>>69184662
>Dida vs Buffon
You don't want me to bring up 2003 do you?

Anyways Dida was always a flawed keeper and he never was the same after that flare hit him in '05

>Italy will never have a shortage of good keepers.
And that's all I wanted to say

But you're still being way too premature with that statement on Donnarumma...you never know he might just be the second coming of Buffon
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>>69184680
I never said he was a finished product..but at this point he only needs a little more experience imo

He's still been amazing and single-handedly saved Milan's ass several times...not to mention he has balls like Neuer to get out of his goal to clear the ball away like he did vs Inter several times

Even guys like Pagliuca rate him highly and even Buffon himself commended him
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>>69184768
Yep but Müller was a fucking failure in this match.
I'd risk Schürrle even just for the overtime.
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>>69185036

Müller is only shit to most of you guys because you fail to see his position in the current national team. He isn't that predator in scoring, that he is at bayern here, but he still causes defenders to tremble in front of him and attracts much attention of the opponent at him. And it works most of the time.
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>>69185151
I mean that he flopped hard in this match. He wasted way too many opportunities.
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>>69185151
Muller is shit because he's cursed in this competition for some reason(like for example he was extremely unlucky not to score in that chance which got cleared by Florenzi at the last second today)

He always knocks it out of the park in the World Cup on the other hand

Shit's pretty strange
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>>69185036
>tfw Schürle got into an argument with Löw and now Löw will never put him into the field as a Joker
Feels bad. Dude was so amazing in the last world cup.
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>>69181727
He seems to the GOAT at his age, so yeah.
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>>69184555
I sometimes drift away in thoughts on how it be to be held in Neuer's arms.

Girls have it so much more comfortable.
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>>69185272

Yeah i thought northern ireland was bad, but here he even missed the penalty. Feels bad man.
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>>69185415
gayest ad ever
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>>69185036
Müller plays the same he has been playing since the beginning. I think it is only because people felt the need to compare him to Messi that they are now watching him more closely.

Under van Gaal and Heynckes he is not on the pitch 75 % of the time with a lot of balls going past him, but with a companion striker in position he opens up new spaces like crazy. It's hard to describe but it's best summed up by Mijn Generaal: You never take Müller off!
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>>69181333
>I was 13 yo virgin with no gf
>the only thing that has changed since is a single digit
>mfw
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>>69185491
But not because of the tone but the script. It reminds me of The Simpsons episode with Mindy where Homer is trying to justify his affair by simply imagining Marge. That is literally what I got out of that spot.

When I think about it Neuer has been in a lot of weird advertisements.
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>leddit sucking pirlo's cock
>the entire time they've been sucking the wrong italian cock
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Darmian's and Hector's penalties were identical, Neuer got to his when Buffon couldn't

GGWP
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>>69181235
nobody gives a fuck about neuer, in fact everyone enjoys whenever he fucks up one of his "le amazin sweepa keepa" meme runs
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Why does the Italy team wear blue when their national flag is red/white/green?
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>touching but not saving

This actually the saddest part, makes me think even if he's still god tier in his brain, his body isn't good enough anymore.
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