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even when we suck they still hating edition
>cowshits edition
DAL:Ro McClain slapped with 10-game suspension
FA:Troubled Manziel slapped with four-game ban
NYJ:Jets DL Sheldon Richardson suspended Week 1
IND:Irsay: Josh Ferguson could be 'special'
WAS:Schefter: Cousins deal 'too difficult to do'
CIN:Bengals could use more two-back formations
CLE:Hue Jackson 'all in' on Robert Griffin III
IND:Colts make QB Luck highest-paid player ever
FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
SEA:Seahawks lock Doug Baldwin up through 2020
ARZ:Report: Cards want Mathieu deal before camp
MIN:Cordarrelle Patterson: I need to work harder
>>69145969
Hooray for mediocrity!
>>69145969
>>(you)
>>69145943
MODS ARE ASLEEP POST GORE
>>69145982
>>69145982
>>69145998
>Frank Gore will retire without a ring
:-(
>>69145982
>>69145998
>>69146019
typical great tackling from the Packers defense
>>69145998
>>69145982
>>69145943
I miss him....
I miss Willis...
I miss Harbaugh....
I miss being good :(
>>69146037
heh
heh hehh
hehhehhebhehehebebhehe
>>69146049
>>69145998
Still bussin on niggas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uyNZLfjRIg
>>69146037
desu this feels even worse than mooch getting canned, because back then we didn't know if or when we'd be back. now we have reasons to support why we won't be.
that, and going through 03-10 but getting the harbaugh years, only to have it yanked back out from under us again feels like massive and cruel ruse.
>>69146055
>>69146070
lost a step but didn't lose that balance
>>69146055
wow look at all those mexicans
>SF jerseys
no fucking wonder
its a shame California has been overrun by the dirty mexicans. LA Raza running rampant over there no wonder all the WHITE Californians are flocking to be Texas citizens
>>69146055
apparently the reason for that according to the explanation I got from a cowboys fan, is because they had signed michael sam after the rams dropped him so the local dallas media was pushing hard for fans to boycott their games until he was off the roster. so the 49ers fans didn't massively outnumber cowboys fans IN dallas for any other reason but because the cowboys fans just decided not to show up, or else it would have been no contest.
supposedly.
>>69146055
All of them fucking Chicano fucks.
>>69146154
are you seriously implying that Texas wasn't already one of the beaner-est states both by volume and by percentage for a long time now? because that's ludicrously hilarious if true.
>>69146154
The only white part of Texas is the rural parts of the Panhandle lol jk.
>>69146154
>>69146178
He does this in MLB threads too. In fact every Dallas fan does this.
>>69146156
thats a good point too. I bet those stupid SF fans (let's be honest who as a fanbase collectively make up one of the lowest IQs of any other fanbase) probably bought those seats for 10x the market price which made the Dallas fans richer that day. Hahahaha fucking commies
>>69146196
tiki actually shitposts in 4 different generals, very impressive
>>69146220
>4
I only post in MLB and NFL
>
>>69146220
Shitposting MVP 2016, solid top 5 tripfag pick in the /sp/ poster fantasy league just by shitposting alone. He's also top tier in (You) yield but his reaction image variety needs work if he wants to make it as the solid first overall draft pick.
>>69146241
I enjoy shitposting in /hoc/ in my spare time
>how do we meme this
>>69146198
so like I said before, you're not pretending anymore to try and be a reasonable poster, huh? dropping the facade officially it seems.
>>69146263
He's probably the last old-school Dallas shitposter left now that Zangief and all them are gone.
>>69146085
It was cruel. It was liking waking up from a dream right before the best part. We tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it didn't even matter :/
>>69146279
>how do we meme this
only thing I can think of is putting it on top of actual photos of people (not necessarily football players) since its a clip art, and doing something with that. by itself it lacks meme potential.
maybe put them on people who we claim "dibs" on? like say X person is a packers fan because sneak said so and claimed him, regardless of truth. then everyone bitches about how X person's personality is obviously more like a steelers fan. false flagging ensues.
>>69146285
get a reasonable discussion going on and I post reasonably
but it's off season and this thread is nothing but memes and stale conversations we have had every day of the week
As an Elder trip you learn when to shitpost and when to shit on lesser posters with reasonable thought provoking posts
>>69146241
>dirk dynasty
>>69146309
personal taste, but I think these lyrics fit better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d3AqlKfXbE
>>69146333
Must be a fan boy or something from twitter/sp/ that copied my trip code when I posted it there
>>69145969
>Mediocre
Raiders will go 10-6, I don't know why there is so much doubt.
>>69146329
I guess so, I do that too, but maybe I just don't "get" it since the degree, frequency, and nature of your shitposts are so out there that it really makes me doubt if that's actually what's going on. seems more like a hasty excuse from my perspective.
>>69146357
What other reason could I possibly have to shitpost out of the blue other than to quell. my boredom and stock up on (You)s for when the apocalypse happens after Hillary is elected president and gives her Saudi Arabia buddies the nuclear launch codes?
Reminder that this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjE-hJVvPH0
>>69146384
you realize that when said apocalypse happens, one of the first places getting nuked is texas as a favor to hillary, right? meanwhile here I am in my blue state safespace. even if I'm outnumbered here and the economy is shit I'll outlive you.
maybe you should get some of your texas buddies and flee to california, they'd never see it coming.
R8/H8
>>69146420
I am glad Ware got a Ring
>>69146433
I want to believe but my expectations are in the basement.
What's the best underdog story in nfl playoff history?
>>69146420
seeing another team's colors and logo on my team's turf kind of pissed me off until I remembered that they probably had to replace it all for the 8th time anyways.
>>69146433
>beat Aints
>lose to failcons
>lose to Chefs at home but beat them on the road
>>69146450
The 1994 San Diego Chargers. We all know how it ended: with a gunshot.
>>69146450
1995 Dallas Cowboys
>>69146450
well there's that one little-known obscure piece that was lost in history, you might not have heard of it
>>69146450
Kurt Warner and the Greatest Show on Turf
>>69146037
>3 almost-theres
>made it to .500 on two broken legs and a fractured spinal column
>fired because no ring
fuck this gay earth
>>69146478
>90's cowboys
>underdogs
>>69146464
>beat Aints
Yeah? I didn't expect that would fall under scrutiny. Their defense is complete and utter trash.
>lose to failcons
Yeah they aren't bad. This could go either way.
>lose to Chefs at home but beat them on the road
Good point, switch the two around. We'll win at home but they'll win at home. Either way we split with them.
>>69146447
Really? I am hyped after 2015. That Steelers game was amazing, I don't remember being that fired up in a long time. I believed if we won that we would have been in the playoffs. I also didn't expect the Chiefs would win 10 in a row though after losing Charles. Take heart bro, we're getting better.
>>69146515
i figured if the raydurrs beat the aints they'd probably beat the failcons
>>69146450
2007 giants? or 1968 jets?
>>69146480
eric wright's subsequent grab is the most underappreciated play in NFL history :^)
>>69146527
'07 giants were more underdog than jets desu
>>69146433
> win against Colts
Kek
I want a repeat of the 89 Cowboys season this year.
>>69146554
and then they pick a UCLA QB with the 1st overall pick?
sure, what could go wrong
>>69146326
I did it anyway
>>69146586
-4/10
>>69146586
i can't beliebe i'm not in this
>>69146580
They draft Josh Rosen and the memes take over.
>>69146586
>two bussy texts
we /nflgbt/ now?
>>69146671
I didnt realize I put two
freudian slip i guess
>>69146680
sure (;
>>69145969
fix'd
>>69146710
>falcons above texans
>raiders above colts
lol
>>69146710
i think 49ers will be up in trash tier this season now that they have an actual football coach leading the team
>>69146710
>Packers
>Super Bowl contenders
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>69146710
this is just as bait as the other one
The fag posts the other one all the time hoping for those sweet elusive >(you)s
SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/
Old Bay
Tiki
p12
BB
Sneak
Scarletism
Carrmageddon
>>69146729
>matty ice isn't a better qb than hackenburg and meme o'brien
the raiders are legitimately better than the colts
>>69146785
STOP POSTING THIS
>>69146779
how is this bait?
i'm not meme'ing, I thought this is a pretty decent pre-season ranking of teams
bengals and vikings might be a stretch
seahawks without skittles man might be too weak tbqh
>>69146803
>bee bee agitated by it
If he stops, I'll keep it going for him just for this
raiders will be lucky to win 6 games
>>69145943
What the fuck is Manziels problem? How the fuck is alcoholism real like shit it tastes like crap and you only drink it when with friends.
>half the defense is suspended
Fuck, it's never going to end. Jerry is still stuck in the 90s when he could pay to make all this shit go away. Unless he hires James Harrison to literally go kill Goodell our gang of convicts will never play at full strength.
>>69147056
Manziel is your typical spoiled rich kid.
His "alcoholism" is probably just regular early 20s party drinking that everyone else does. He is just under a radar because he is blowing his team off.
>>69147056
From what I know, it's mostly psychological dependency, but after a while of use and abuse, the dependency can become physiological in some way, idk.
Alcohol technically isn't an addictive substance, but people can become dependent on a ton of things that aren't chemically addictive.
This is especially true for people that have a history of substance abuse in their family. That means that it's in their genes to be predisposed to addictive or obsessive behavior.
Of course, I'm no medical doctor, so half of what I'm saying might or might not be true to a certain extent.
's just what I've heard n' shit.
>>6914711
You dont become a true dependant alcoholic in this short of time.
He didnt party non stop in college, he was still on the ball team. He couldnt party non stop with the Browns.
His offseason away from the browns is not enough to become a real alcoholic.
Its sensationalist media.
He looks skinny because he stopped working out and isnt in football shape
The body can take a stupid amount of alchol and binge drinking before it becomes an actual problem
>>69147103
It's interesting because he is two months younger than me but lives like a fifty year old coke addicted rock star.
>>69147091
who's the starting DE while Gregory and Lawrence are out, Benson Mayowa?
>>69147139
He's listed at over 200lbs but he looks like a twig desu
>>69147150
To be fair, he was never really shredded, and you would always see him with football pads on.
You have to eat a lot to keep weight on a frame like his in the NFL.
If you arent working out 5 days a week and doing coke and binge drinking, you do slim down quick
>>69146817
our replacement for Lynch played better than Lynch did
The Cardinals fucking suck.
>>69147335
Im on the bandwagon because of the Amazon show
>>69147281
>"our"
Rawls looks legit, and they've picked up enough other pieces that they should be in good shape even if Rawls isn't what he flashed last year.
PFF is convinced that Seattle's runblocking is bad, and that it's runningbacks aren't good if they aren't trucking 4 dudes like Lynch used to. What that might mean is that, as long as Wilson can threaten the Read-Option, any decent shmuck RB will look good.
>>69147335
>Watch Cardinals Amazon show
>Watch them repeatedly fuck off and just give up on games
>Watch them get demoralized and BTFO repeatedly
It's as inevitable as Palmer's late season injuries.
>>69147028
>Raiders go 7-9 in 2015
>objectively improve everywhere except arguably safety
>schedule gets markedly easier
>implying there's any way they win fewer games in 2016 than 2015
>>69147495
>objectively improve
Every team does this every offseason
>schedule gets markedly easier
On one hand you claim your team has vastly improved and wont be the same team as last year.
Yet you are banking on your schedule being "easier" because no other team improved.
Good job
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board+
>>69147570
"Mossed
to make a terrific catch in football,usually jumping/leaping is involved, as if randy moss was the reciever
"Yo son, i just mossed you" "
"when someone jumps over someone else to catch a football.
damn that bitch just got mossed!"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mossed
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board]
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board$
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board.
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board,,
>>69147570
how the fuck do they keep getting away with it?
>>69147647
Pete Carroll sold his soul to the devil
>>69145969
>Lions
>Mediocre
How soon will you learn
>>69149234
>Detroit Football
Never heard a more depressing name.
>Quarterbak
Cowboys > Redskins > Giants > Eagles
>Runningback
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Wide Receiver
Cowboys = Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Offensive Line
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Defensive Line
Cowboys > Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Linebacker
Cowboys > Giants > Eagles > Redskins
>Cornerback
Redskins > Giants > Cowboys > Eagles
>Safety
Eagles > Cowboys > Giants > Redskins
>>69149866
>cousins over eli
cmon man
>>69150374
being lucky doesn't make you a good QB
>>69150798
being a bad qb also doesn't make you a good qb
>>69149866
Romo is finished
Deal with it
>>69147609
>>69147619
>>69147635
>>69147641
What's your point doe
>>69150845
Yes, which is why there are 2 QBs ahead of Eli Manning and Bradford in last
>Matthew Stafford isn't an elite quarterback
>decide to check out /r/nfl
>a bunch of useless factoids
>PFF position rankings for this past season
>click on comments
>"omg aaron rodgers is the best qb espn told me how is he behind tyrod taylor?"
>"any list without OBJ as a top 10 receiver is shit"
>"adrian peterson is the best running back ever he should be number 1 why is he not number 1?"
God they're all fucking stupid.
>>69153596
Meanwhile here the current hot topic is boipussy.
>>69152685
he had a chance to be...
Just Loins
>>69153596
>>decide to check out /r/nfl
I see the problem
>>69146285
Tiki has been reasonable, but the rest of the Rangers posters have been pulling this shit hard recently about being the most intellectually dominant and reasonable posters in /MLB/. Looks like it trickled over here to /NFL/.
>>69153687
Which is why I decided to check out r/nfl
>>69153938
>going to r/nfl expecting quality discussion
>>69154282
>haha he went to reddit lol what a loser
>we hate those guys
>4chan rulez reddit droolz!
>football reference's new layout
>>69154819
I saw it too. Uhh.
>>69146527
'07 Giants were probably the biggest upset in terms of ELO or whatever metric like that you want to use, but it would have been cool to have a team go 19-0, so it's also kind of a disappointment.
>>69149866
>romo>eli
>>69154548
haha
>>69155254
Yes?
>>69153780
Thanks
>the Cowboys will elite this season
>>69155686
He's right. You're the only sane Cowboys/Rangers fan left.
>>69155777
I can't tell if he's laughing or about to swallow a whole turkey.
>>69155777
Nice trips
>>69155784
I think some. people are still confused that I only shitpost to start a dialogue in a direction I want to go and the person giving me a (You) has a choice to make: Does he try to get into the dialogue by making well thought out counter points? Or does he keep the status quo and follows it up with a shitpost/meme/greentexts of his own?
I usually just give back to what the poster gives in.
>>69155843
He is choking like a certain cowboy qb, or he is laughing at all the interceptions he seen by this qb
>>69155990
So he is a Giants or a Chargers fan then...
Yea know considering Rivers and Eli havr most 4th quarter Interceptions and such
>>69155784
That's because she's the only cowboys fan left ;_;
>>69156050
>4th quarter interceptions
>"dat's mah team mate... dat's muh quartaback"
>>69156134
Don't worry. Jebus and Zangief will come back once Tiki's prediction comes true and will leave after they lose in the nfccg
>>69156298
I saw Jebus the other day. Zangief will probably never come back though.
>>69156050
>this defensive
I was talking about kellen moore.
because that other qb had never choke nor threw more than three or more interceptions in a game.
Kellen moore isnt a super bowl tier qb, unlike that other qb who is (despite winning one, which is of course not his fault but hia team)
>>69156403
*never winning
not used to tablets
>>69156298
>tfw sporadic appearance by Jebus
>>69156332
Aren't you that trip that likes kona?
>>69156476
No that's I.E. Brah. I'm the raidnigger nobody remembers.
>>69156476
that's IE Brah
>>69156506
You're from /aco/
Degenerate
>>69156797
Wut? I don't go on /aco/.
>your team
Packers
>favorite player not on your team
Russell Wilson
>Roy offense
Zeke
>Roy defense
Jack
>Favorite pornstar
Mandingo
>>69146433
You need to give the iPad back to your mother, this just makes you look silly kid. Beating colts at home in December what in the fuck are you thinking. Colts gearing up for epic playoff run the noise that Irsay will pump through the stadium illegally will have your team shook, 6 false starts minimum, and going to Baltimore and thinking you are going to beat elite Flacco, give me a break son, you are going to be down 20 by half and force your stat padding Qb to pass 45 times leading to Suggs ripping his faggitt arm off, enjoy the IR shitdick, enjoy being 6-10, maybe Jamarcus will come help you, and Del Rio is just anther hyped DC that continues to fail as HC, but he will wear nice suits so he gets a pass for losing, oh and don't for once think Rivers isn't going to torch your secondary for 350+ and 4tds, at least 1 game but probably both, Mariota will be in MVP talks after lighting you fags up, anther fucked year for you and your cosplay fur fag gang
>>69158602
I can't make heads or tails of this post.
>>69158602
I fagged that up, colts play in Cali, it will be a homecoming for Luck, you still get BTFO
>>69158602
You seem like someone that knows what they are talking about
>all these nanners pics
Is it too early to believe in York?
>>69159157
even if york stops being retarded, the 49ers still aren't a good team rn
>>69159157
I think that asshole Balke is more of the issue, plenty of teams have dumbass owners, but hire smart people, these two fucks working together is just toxic
>>69158602
>6 false starts minimum
>>69155784
Im here but get overshadowed by Tikis 15 different autistic shit personalities
I stay for the endless ABC and ABR butthurt
Really makes you think
>>69159770
player strike when
>>69159770
why would the people paying the money want to give out more guaranteed contracts when the average career is so short? giving players a contract is like investing in them, and most of them clearly won't pay off a long term investment
the good players get guaranteed money because they're actually good
>>69149866
outside of Dez, the redskins have the best receivers.
one of the deepest in the league if doctson isnt a total bust
>>69147335
You can fuck right off.
>>69146450
It's easily the giants triumphing over the >18-1's
>>69160149
Is Andre Ellington going to make it more than 6 games without injury, will they incorporate a TE in the passing game on the reg
Hey guys I've been gone for a few months... what did I miss?
>>69160149
>>69160149
He isn't wrong.
>>69159964
Well it seems weird that even the nfl peons are accepting weak ass contracts because the pool of nfl talent is seemingly tiny because guys like Tavaris Jackson and Trent Richardson can keep getting work
They ought to strike, they have multiple reasons to strike, the CBA is still shit, that court settlement (although it likely doesn't have to do with current players), their current contacts they get treated like garbage despite being in one of the biggest industries in America
>>69160661
Apparently Carr is going to be OPTY and nigname Elliot will be ORTY it is locked up, says summerfags and vidya game players
>>69146019
The Reds were 84-57 back then good times
216 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>69160716
>last time raiders were relevant Halo was the most popular shooter
>>69160716
>cardinals made vast improvements over the last 2 years
>got into the playoffs
How about dem raiders?
>>69160641
>Bruce Arians
>using TEs for anything other than blocking
>ever
>>69160816
Trump will be finishing up his second term when they make playoffs again
>>69160901
They've made vast improvements over the last two years. We'll see if it pays off.
>>69160641
>Andre Ellington
Its all about the Johnson bros right now
What, did you miss last season?
>>69161143
An 8 game sample of a rookie is far from a quality resume, but I hope it pans out, I have been a season ticket holder of the shit birds since Gary hoggaboom, stump Mitchell days and am just petrified of shit tier play once again
>your team
Falcons
>biggest problem on offense last year
A Gap Blitzes
>what they did to fix it in the offseason
Signed C Alex Mack and a bunch of shitty linemen to compete for the two guard spots
>biggest problem on defense last year
Dump offs to RBs and TEs
>what they did to fix it in the offseason
Drafted SS Keanu Neal, LBs Deion Jones and De'Vondre Cambell. Also signed LB Sean Weatherspoon.
>>69160784
>That fucking angle, Reid.
Bruh.
Why do Seahawks fans complain about their oline when you constantly have elite RB turbin, Rawls lynch , maybe Your receivers need to get separation so Wilson doesn't get sacked every 7 drop backs
>>69161576
>Your team
Raiders
>Biggest problem on offense last year
Not many complaints. I guess the run game, Murray needs to learn to hold on to the fucking ball too. That Steelers game gave me PTSD.
>What they did to fix it
Nothing really unless you consider making the line better. Our line was already good, the problem was just the fumbles. They can't hold the ball for him.
>Biggest problem on defense
Secondary
>What they did to fix it
Drafted a corner and also picked up some safeties.
>>69161576
>your team
Packers
>biggest problem on offense last year
The OC being stubborn and trying to make Randall Cobb play jordys position instead of letting jordy jr, aka Jeff "v'8 inch Dick'" janis play it
>what they did to fix it in the offseason
Possible giving janis more time and getting jordy healthy as well as getting FeastMode in shape on p90x
>biggest problem on defense last year
The entire front 7 outside of Clay
>what they did to fix it in the offseason
Drafted a 2nd round graded player in round 1
>>69146329
>every post of mine is shit posting to some degree
Thanks for clarifying, fag.
>>69161664
>Why do Seahawks fans complain about their oline when you constantly have elite RB turbin, Rawls lynch , maybe Your receivers need to get separation so Wilson doesn't get sacked every 7 drop backs
that oline was terrible from the start and didn't function until the later portion of the season and that was probably because Wilson was told to just throw the ball as fast as possible to prevent him from getting sacked because the oline was made of paper.
>>69161880
Well they drafted Deandre Washington which should help the run game. Murray needs another back to help him carry the load. They should complement each other well.
The drafted a safety in Karl Joseph who will lay the wood while Reggie Nelson plays up high. The also picked up Sean Smith in FA shoring up the other corner position across from Amerson.
Please do some research on your own team, training camp starts soon
>>69164721
I don't watch college football or the draft, I don't bother learning anyone's name until the actual season starts. I read the list of positions that we draft the day after, and that is it.
>Please do some research on your team
Please shove it up your ass.
>>69165457
You need to give him credit he knows the names of a bunch of guys that won't make a fuck no how, and uses key words and phases like Mel Kiper
What will happen first, Luck getting his first ring or Rodgers getting his second?
>Manziel to Arena Football
Whats does /nfl/ think
>>69166098
Why would he do that?
>>69165791
rodgers getting his second
>>69166098
Flutie was one of the GOAT CFL qb's and his skillset was similar to manziel's
>>69165760
I guess you're right, he took 2 minutes to google that shit and then proceeds to talk down to me for literally not giving a shit in the middle of summer with months to go until the preseason even happens.
>>69166098
Worked great for this fella
>>69166098
hahaha
>>69161880
Karl Joseph is a safety you mong
Who worst nfl fan base on /sp/?
>>69166896
recently raider fans have been pretty awful
>>69166391
>months to go until the preseason
It starts Aug 7th
We're almost fucking there
>>69166896
Still the chiefs
>>69167005
And who honestly even cares about preseason? Last year I watched a total of maybe 5 minutes.
Bill Polian a HOF general manager hit on 30% of his draft class and FA and is considered GOAT, but you clowns think everyone your team drafts is going to "strengthen" or "sure up" a weak part of your team lulz
>>69167683
shut up neil you never won shit
>>69167889
I know, I was the shit bird of the Elite 80's Qbs
Just saw Super Bowl 37 for the first time
What the fuck was this guys problem?
>>69169313
He never played in an Owl before and the line couldn't block for shit.
>>69145943
i just noticed this but LT is much more like eyeshield than frank gore
>>69169313
he forgot he was a Raider and played like a Viking
>>69169313
They made this based mother fucker madd
>>69175048
ugh this picture is so offensive and stupid
