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2017 is our year
>>69144322
Gonna need more of these.
say my name
>>69144252
also the least retarded signings/trades of all the canadian teams
by doing nothing, they win
>>69144322
I went to an SPHL game last year, it was comfy. Go Mayhem.
Tkachuk is a fucking bust and will never score more than 30 points
1st for Milan Lucic ending Bitch Marners career this year
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>>69144363
does thid semen demon have feets
>>69144381
Nah, Weber will catch him with a slapper in the foot
>kings edition
>>69144381
and johnny poodrow
>>69144381
I would pay Toronto prices to see Bitch Marner sprawled out on the ice and unresponsive lol.
>>69144348
milk duds
10th for all manlet youngboys having their careers ended by ruthless grinders this year
>be fucking hockeytown
>not buying whoever the fuck we want
>not having yzerman run things
>tfw local bus companies do bus drives to dodger stadium like 6 times a year, NFL games like 6 times a year
>tfw they dont offer rides to staples center yet
how many little underfed farm-dumb ontaria hicks will lucic demolish this year?
>>69144431
I liked the Wongs growing up in Michigan and I find it sad they're in such a situation Absolutely shameful. There's no reason why a team with the history of them could ever wind up so shit. I miss the Joe too. It's the return of the Dead Wings lol.
>>69144416
tfw the outrage from this ends the CHL cucking the AHL out of players until they turn 20
>>69144322
dead team general?
>>69144368
ahhahahahahahaha fuciking sunbelt """""""hockey"""""""
"If you get the better player, your opponent wins"
>>69144449
i wonder what her feets looks like :3
>>69144494
Hail our lord and savoir.
>>69144488
It wasn't half bad for a meme league lol.
>>69144488
SPHL is flyover hockey none of the teams are on the beach
>>69144494
>First few months as PM
>Zero Canadian team in the playoffs
Justin Trudeau is truly the man to lead our meme nation.
>>69144563
You know what must be done. You must eliminate the meme man jk.
>>69144527
>>69144563
my friends get very angry at me when i make trudeau jokes
how come hockey players dont get caught using steroids like in other sports, do they just cover it up or not test altogether
>>69144593
testing isn't very comprehensive
>>69144587
Then join us non-cucks to migrant to the US while cuck Americans filled our spots.
>>69144477
>kippers2
Where is kippers1?
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>>69144614
I want you to know you are very welcome here down South. You can learn how to use "y'all" and like sweet tea.
>>69144628
>y'all
Kill yourself now.
>>69144626
Dead
>>69144655
I guess you don't like Southern hospitality do you, my man.
>>69144431
This wtf why don't we get free dibs to everything
>>69144353
Delete this. Now.
>>69144593
There have been some. A guy in the Leafs system in the past year or two.
>>69144537
sunbelt detected
Delete this
>>69144626
Who wins this trade? RNH for Kreider.
>>69144778
the >rags
>>69144779
i wish kippers would post that butt
>>69144821
Kippers is a guy
>>69144843
thats even better
>>69144771
Vancouver is the worst city in all of Canada, I can't wait for the 8.5 quake to hit and destroy the city.
>>69144871
I've been all over Canada and I still think Winnipeg is worse. Vancouver at least has natrual scenery around BC. In fact interior BC is the best part of Canada imho.
What did he mean by this?
>>69144904
Winnipeg doesn't count as a city. Us Canadians don't acknowledge Manitoba btw.
>>69144934
HE'S COMING HOME BOYS
>>69144934
Patriotism duh. You guys still have that right? Please tell me you do.
>>69144959
After four years of weed man, we wouldn't have that.
>>69144948
After spending a week there, I can fully agree with you.
>>69144778
The >rags
How about RNH for McDougnut
>tfw the panthers get relocated to Iqaluit
>>69144871
I've travelled to all the big cities in Canada, at leats the ones with NHL teams, and Edmonton was by FAR the worst
nothing but inbred uneducated drunks and natives
I know this could also describe Winnipeg, but in Winnipeg I think I stayed in the nice area and didn't venture into the shitty parts of town so maybe my view is a little bias
>>69144998
>a little bias
BIASED YOU STUPID COCK GOBBLER
LEARN HOW WORDS WORK
>>69144998
Really most every big city in Canada or the US for that matter has some kind of damning fault with it. That's why I've always loved the country. That's why I like places that have natural beauty. I like the rural side of things.
>>69144994
#suckitquebec
>>69144771
>tfw no one is doing anything about all the chinks streaming out of their shit country
>this winnipeg "defence"
>>69144934
he's such a basic bitch
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>>69144477
>tfw the death of western culture
if a girl doesnt post her feet im going to jump off a building
>>69144934
I got hte b& from that page and I have no idea why
>>69145257
You didn't suck enough muslim cock.
Is living on the coast of the Hudson Bay comfy?
>>69145274
t. Sophie Grégoire Trudeau
>>69145320
t. The taxpayers
Post the ideal start to the new season for >your team.
>wongs
>Holland's car gets a flat tire
>Ericsson offers to drive him home
>they get run over by a limousine
>Ericsson can't play and goes on LTIR forever
>Holland is replaced by literally anybody, preferably a clone of Yzerman
g'nite guys
enjoy the fireworks :)))
Mitch Marner is going to be killed in a botched robbery by the brown denizens of Toronto
>>69145040
Ottawa and Calgary are the best cities in Canada
>>69145033
straight autism
>>69145345
That reminds me of that russian wong seven days after their cup win.
>>69145363
I used to go to the Stampede every year. Fun times.
>>69145357
Wait 3 days for real fireworks
>>69145358
he lives in the most jewish suburban area in all of canada so not very likely
>>69145380
thatsthejoke.konstantinov.avi
@Edmontonsun
Fans with a Milan reasons to smile? Here's your sneak peek at Saturday's front page #yeg #nhl #oilers #edmonton
>>69145530
>meme haircut
>>69144593
Less reason to.
Most players lose weight over the season. Most of the leagues stars are only around 200, which is attainable without roids. It does happen, but mostly just to grinders on d and the fourth line. I knew a guy who did a couple cycles in the AHL when the coach told him to fight or he'd be cut.
>>69145157
/hoc/
>>69145109
They'll pay 2 million USD for a house like this, probably more.
If we're going to have to take immigrants, at least they're rich and non violent.
>>69145319
If you're a polar bear. I think there's like 10k people that do, and it's a big cost.
>>69144353
pond hockey player
>>69145669
is that a house for hobbits in the shire
>>69145426
thatswhereallthemoneyis.pdf
is riley nash ok or a meme
>>69145687
Tfw yanks dont know about 4 mil dollar tear downs
>>69144322
She looks like a milf, would bang very hard
>>69144353
Bitch Farmer
Habs fans. What do you think it takes to get Yak outta Edmonton? Emelin?
Top two lines for the Habs to start the year look pretty nice with Yak. Even though everyone thinks he's a bum.
Patches-Pleks-Gally
Yak-Chucky-Radulov
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>69145753
all the houses in my town are much bigger and nicer than that
>>69145818
Apparently they couldn't get a third for him at the draft.
I'm still kind of holding out for Emelin to get one of those meme returns that Emelin or Murray got.
>We
have Shaw, Scherbak, Hudon, Lehkonen, Reway, Carr, Andrighetto all fighting for top 9 wing slots, so we probably don't want to bring anyone in without at least one leaving.
>>69145818
guess the habs are going to have to learn again, that with russians, you lose
>>69145810
>What do you think this guy does for a living
>>69145915
Polak or Murray got*
>>69145915
Shit. I would gamble with Yak if it was only a third. They are gambling hard anyways with Radulov.
I'm not sure what the roster will look like come opening night. Too many guys fighting for a spot.
>>69145530
>Defense
>Goaltending
someones posting disgusting chese pizza again
>Lucic plays on bruins
>plays like a goon
>Lucic plays on the kings
>hes elite
so now that hes on the oilers will he play like an under-performing bust?
>>69146391
I mean he was elite quite a few years in Boston
>>69146391
he was much better in boston ainec fa.m
Who else
>feelin gud
>>69146702
this week literally could not get any better f@m
the islanders lose
>nielsen
>okposo
the islanders get
>the withering husk of andrew ladd
did the islanders fleece themselves?
>>69146702
Kinda sad that They traded away Shea Weber but PK is so much better and will gel better with the Perds
>SHORKS
>>69146717
see you in da ecf
>>69146782
Who is this semen demon
>>69146790
wouldnt even mind 2bh. im pretty fuckin jelly about hall.
>He compliments the team that just beat his team
>>69146835
>he doesn't participate in sportsmanship
>>69145901
And they're also a lot cheaper because you live in McMansionville.
>>69145818
FUCK LEFTIES
>>69144593
Do you think someone the size of an NFL linebacker would be able to skate very fast?
>>69146961
i wouldn't think byfuglien or kessel could skate period. unrelated but i just sharted accidentally onto my bed sheets lol
>>69147019
You drunk? Wtf
Also, this IS an image board
I've never been so salty seeing a player in a new jersey.
>I want to retire a King
>Why even look at other offers when I know what I want
>La is where I want to be
Fuck you Lucic
>>69147019
Kessel is only 200 lbs, he's just chubby.
>>69147048
ya just ate too much burgers and dogs and drank too much beer and thought it was just a fart. it tricked me
>>69147072
he looks unfit and fat. looking at him, there's nothing to plainly indicate that he's an especially quick skater. and dustin byfuglien literally looks like a football player
>>69147072
He's a manlet
big buff is a 300 pound nigger and phil kessel is 5'10 220
>>69147065
Thanks for Sekera AND Lucic
I look forward to Doughty in a few years
>>69147092
Skating is a skill, for some reason some people are just good at it.
I knew a guy who at 270 could skate as fast as normal people.
There's other people like Robitaille, who are just kind of slow. It's beyond their control
>you live in a dimension where Lucic will play on the same line as Connor McDavid
what a reality to be alive in lads
>>69147227
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69147303
your defense is dog doo
>>69147321
krejci caused him to score 30, so i imagine mcdavid will have him up around 60ish :}
which canadian meme team won free agency lads?
>>69147372
did any of them? which one didnt do anything? the jets?
yea
>>69147383
Can you imagine how terrible /hoc/ would be if any canadian team won the cup? Every Canadian poster would falseflag as that team
>>69147372
Oilers duh
do you guys yzerman pulled the "be like me and be a legend for your team" on stammer and hedman to try to get them to spend their career in tampa?
>>69147349
Hall-Henrique-Palms
Cams-Zajac-DSP
Wood/Elias-Fiddler-Kennedy
Greene-Lovejoy
Santini-Bennett
You can fuck right off pal
Playoffs incoming
>>69147435
forgot pic
canes taking canucks old colours when?
>>69147435
>Bennett
He's a forward m8
>lovejoy
>top pairing
>santini
>1 NHL game played
What's stopping the Preds from winning the cup this year?
>>69147502
you know perfectly well whats stopping them
>>69147403
Imagine how much less shitposting there would be on /hoc/ if Team USA won the gold medal game in 2010 and the cantpucks won game 7 in 2011
>>69147435
you're a retard, guy
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board=
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>>69147573
what do you mean by this
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>>69147705
>mfw
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>>69147836
ya fucked up dummy.
why is this one American so mad?
Any opinions on Radulov? Can he slide right back into the NHL and be a top 6?
>>69147990
yeah. he's an alpha
>>69147990
He will do great at replacing the "character issues" void left by trading away Subban
>>69147990
he's already a top 5 player in the East
>>69148062
bet he gets sergachev hooked on that sweet cocoa in a week. another career down the crapper lol
>>69148074
So I've been hearing. Is this meme shit to mock Habs fans, or is he really that good, with an NHL-ready game?
His highlight videos are sick. No presence like that since Kovalev.
>>69147581
fuck off vg sucks with its long ass post time
offersheets when
>>69148145
hes scored 20+ in the nhl before and hes a much better player now than he was then
bulju :DD
>>69148337
huomenta XDDDD
Apologize
>>69148337
do you think pulju has the bigger cock, or laine?
>>69148745
Poopoo probably has dirk diggler dick since they're both similar in that they're autistic retards
i wonder how many virgins have played in the nhl since they start so young and some hockey players are ugly and autistic. mcdavid has a virgin vibe to him. auston stared into kathryn tappens eyes like a bull alpha, he has fucked a lot before i can tell
sidney crosby is a virgin, he is always either training for hockey or playing hockey. hes like a hockey priest
Huomenta kaikille /lifelong/
>>69148382
good morning my black friend :-DD
>>69147990
I really don't get why they took Radulov back.
Why pay millions for a drunken hobo when you can employ one from Russia with a bottle of vodka per day.
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>>69147873
ihr seid einfach die jellyste in die ganze Welt
>>69148745
According to folklore Laplanders' (Pulju) benises correlate with their puukkos (leuku) in size.
>>69149071
Fugggg my puukko is small :D
Jayson Smegma signed with Canucks. Do you think he'll get any ice time?
I used to watch Pongs games and he wasn't that awful. Sort of always wished he would make it.
>>69149094
Ayyy LMAO :DDD Small benis.
>>69146845
>le class meme
>>69149171
I'm not from Lapland though :-DD
Pic related, my puukko and beer.
Honestly why are Finns so good at goaltending? Is it something in our nature?
>>69147990
Yeah, he'll be ranking with the top locker room cancers, no problem.
I fucking love that mapleslurper teams are hellbent on shooting themselves in the foot. Why the fuck would you get fucking Radulov who's so much of a cunt even KHL teams tell him to GTFO?
>>69149425
Vulcanized rubber flying at you at lethal speed?
Of course any mongol worth his salt will throw himself at it, it would be a glorious suicide after all.
It's just unfortunate that the rules force us to wear protective gear.
I'm at USA vs Canada irl rn btw
Canada getting BTFO
>>69149731
Not just hockey but football too. And they don't even wear protection.
>>69149745
Beachswedes don't count as true mongols, bruh.
>>69149813
Literally never had a goalkeeper that is in any way a swede.
>Lucic - McDavid - Puljujarvi can actually happen now
WEW LAD
![lines_offsides_arm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eUnNwUY.jpg "lines_offsides_arm[1].jpg")
>>69150630
>a boat anchor playing with two speedsters
what could go wrong
>>69150630
THIS IS 10 PERCENT LUCK
How many points will these Finns get next year?
Teravainen - ??
Aho - ??
Puljujarvi - ??
Laine - ??
Granlund - ??
Haula - ??
Donskoi - ??
Rantanen - ??
>>69150808
Teravainen - bust
Aho - 48
Puljujarvi - 97
Laine - 29
Granlund - 44
Haula - 20
Donskoi - 50
Rantanen - 40
Lucic realizes that the NHL will die unless star players, like himself, actually play in real HOCKEY CITIES.
I get it, some of these players wanna pretend they're Hollywood celebrities and go play shimmy while enjoying the sun in soccer cities, but that will kill the league in the long run. Hockey players belong in hockey cities.
Lucic is making hockey great again.
>>69150808
Teravainen - 55
Aho - 50
Puljujarvi - 65
Laine - 64
Granlund - 55
Haula - 30
Donskoi - 50
Rantanen - 50
>>69146717
need a cheeky commit from kuch and killer 2bh
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>>69151436
>Finnish delusion
>>69147434
Do you think he had to? The Lightning are a contending team m8
>>69151171
milan lucic is a piece of shit, fucking gutless
>yfw Pulju wins da Calder
>>69151864
that's pretty much given. The real question is how well can he challenge for art ross and hart.
>>69151965
Laine will at some point break Mcdavid's hand and it'll be pulju all the way
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>>69152082
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>Canacucks
>>69151572
You'll be thanking >us when he literally murders Gaudreau. >We play the Flames half a dozen times every season, that's a lot of opportunities for Lucic to pop Johnny's head like a fucking grape.
>>69152722
>that cringelord post at the top
Literally a 15 year old Canadian kid referring to the rest of the country as "you" in an attempt to distinguish himself from the "sheeple" celebrating a national holiday. I bet he thinks the Brexit is a terrible idea, too.
mfw pulju is actually playing with mcdavid
OUR YEAR
Who else is having a nice low key offseason here?
>>69144322
Were the rumors out of Colorado substantiated? Mirtle and some other Canadian writers indicated whispers of a possible Avs trade – Barrie seems most likely, but they might be the next team to do something stupid with their crop of top six forwards.
>>69153497
I mean, you probably got worse just by the passage of time.
>>69153337
OUR YEAR
>>69153497
>dumpster diving for washed up players
>can't sign anybody of value
>aging lundpads
>multiple albatross contracts STILL on the roster until 2050
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board.
>>69144771
JUST FUCKING KICK THEM OUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Tyrannical virgin Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board
>>69153337
If the Oilels ever don't suck and people start bandwagoning this shit, I'm gonna be the saltiest fuck of all time. You guys have no idea what kind of misery it is being a fan of this team. Finland is cool because >we have their true favorite son, but everyone else can fuck off.
>>69154289
I also hate the bandwagon.
But this post changed my mind.
Go Oil
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>>69154289
great posts
lets go oilernation
>>69154289
i was a leafs fan now im an oilrocket thanks to mcdavid and pulju xD
>>69154289
Don't worry, I will never, ever bandwagon the Oilers. I will, however, celebrate the fact that you'll go at least one draft without ruining another first overall pick.
the oilers are the villains of my storyline
>>69154478
>Not cheering Pulji and McMeme
>Not cheering for the team forged by /hoc/ gods
>>69154289
as a Kings fan i am envious of being shit for so long and nobody pretending to care around here, all the beaner wagoners back to the Ducks and other teams or just all together forget about hockey
it was my comfy escapism from this shitty state, beaners, niggers, and other nonwhite sports.
no more kikes buying up tickets for movie promos either.
Oilers prospect orientation camp starts today, should have some interviews with the skaters, including Pulju.
Can players be traded on their elc? I want pulju
>>69155558
Yep. Don't remember the Drouin saga?
>>69155558
hes >ours
>>69151864
>implying he will
>>69155760
hard to score goals when torts has him blocking shots all game
>>69154772
your time is coming
>>69155848
lmao, that's true but I think when he was up in the NHL at the end of the year he had like 8 points in 7 games or something like that and also put up a ton of points in the AHL playoffs which is hopefully a sign of things to come
>>69155431
Where is it? Rexall? Is he even skating? I thought he was injured?
>>69156202
Fitness today at Rexall, then off to Jasper for on ice sessions. Jesse is doing limited on ice practice but will be there.
>>69155431
Is there a stream from the camp? Or do they have any drills or matches?
>mfw Hall
>>69154289
*throws jersey on the ice*
>>69156356
No stream for the drills unfortunately, videos will be posted afterwards. The final day of camp features a 4v4 scrimmage that might be streamed.
>>69156544
Nice Timonen dubs.
Looking forward to that.
Reminder that Eric Lindros was an overrated crybaby
>>69156863
Didn't he shag some hot babe recently?
>>69157013
probably not recently, he has a wife and young kids
>>69145979
>a bust touching my boy
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69156863
not overrated, definitely a crybaby though
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>>69157100
Who was he banging before? I sort of remember him doing some hottie celeb in late 00s.
When is Finland Day
>Bourque was driving drunk again
When will he learn
>>69157256
6th of December is independence day and 12th of May is the literal Finland day.
>>69157355
Well fuck I missed it
>>69157189
He allegedly shagged Brind'amour wife who is quite the sex babe in her prime.
So i guess its her you're talking about.
>>69157308
>>Bourque was driving drunk again
He should change to >le weed.
