Are people just overreacting or is this gonna be a disaster?
Why aren't you out celebrating Canada day instead of shit posting on espee fellow leaf?
>>69138056
it needs to be a disaster, so people learn not to give huge sporting events to third world countries.
>>69138087
I'm a wagecuck working on this glorious holiday lad
>>69138056
>is this gonna be a disaster?
Easily
>>69138056
Some things are being overreacted but this will be the biggest shitshow Olympics yet
>>69138087
Heavy thunder and lightning in Ottawa right now
>>69138284
Ass: a chicagoan still with butthurt
>>69138056
it's going to be a fucking disaster and it'll be amazing to watch.
You tell me OP.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/30/americas/rio-olympics-body-parts-found/
GOAT Olympiad for funposting and memes
Rio police at the airport with "WELCOME TO HELL" signs.
Everyone said the world cup was gonna be a disaster (imb4 >7-1) but end up being great and full of memes.
As much as I dislike rio and hope someone nuke them, the event will be pretty much normal and I can't wait to see >muh first world fags finally shut up
it needs to be a disaster. politicians and businessmen brings these big sports events here to get the money the government donate for the buildings.
t. someone who lives in rio
>>69138056
the money probably should have been spent fighting Zika..... but whatever
>>69138056
People said the same exact shit about Sochi
The olympic committee does a great job of hiding when shit gets fucked up.
Itll be good just like it always is.
would be very hard to top the '72 Munich games
>>69142301
The complaints about Sochi were just their infrastructure being 0 and it being too warm. Only legit problems were a shitty half pipe and wild dogs attacking Japanese reporters
The complaints leading up to Rio are on a whole new level for any Olympics
>>69138056
People said the same scandalous shit before the Sochi Olympics 2014 and nothing happened.
It's all just a way for the boulevard press to make money.
Everyone is going to be robbed and infected with Zika.
Will be fun.
>>69142253
kek, fuckin savages. they sure know how to make me laugh though.
>racewalking in that climate
ppl gon die
both inside and outside the competitions
>>69142599
The main threat was terrorism and violence so Putin parked an army unit in Sochi during the games.
Problems in Brazil are a little different and perhaps not as easily solved. I hope it goes smoothly, they don't need to take any more shit from the rest of the world.
Looking forward to a row boat running into a floating body on live tv.
>>69142722
Is there not a terrorist threat in Brazil?
I mean there is a god damn isis hostage situation happening literally right now and its been going on for the last 10 hours.
I understand the poor in rio mugging people, is that their big issue?
>>69140305
You have long tradition in that sport and several Latin American countries have hosted the WC.
South Africa and Qatar are ones to worry about, not Brazil building itself stadiums in the rain forest.
>>69142753
Terrorists are afraid of the bunda
>turn on qualifying coverage
>it's the 10k race
>everyone running looks like an emaciated freak
>>69142753
The fact that terrorism isn't even top 5 in potential problems really goes to show how much of a shit show this will be
Still will be great fun to watch of course
>>69142753
>Is there not a terrorist threat in Brazil?
Sure, but nothing like in Sochi.
>>69142811
10k runners look like emaciated freaks before they start the race.
>>69142753
>isis hostage situation
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????????
I just googled and there is only an ISIS threat, not hostage situation right now
>>69142753
The sandnigger fears the almighty ape
>>69142910
They have 20 hostages and have already killed a few cops
>>69142948
Bangladesh is not Brazil.
>>69142910
I know its >leddt
but
https://www.reddit.com/live/x6nlz174eayk
>>69142972
I didnt mean to imply in brazil.
Lots of actual attacks have happened as of recent in a lot of places
Obviously the olympics are a big target
Its not gonna have the same security the Euros does
Cops are already turning in Rio saying its not safe
Nothing is going to happen out of the ordinary as much as anyone wants it to. It's not like they're performing heart surgery, they're just putting on some sporting events. The worst that would happen is an athlete getting Zika.
>>69143030
You don't think any of the athletes will be mugged or shot?
>>69142876
>mexico this low
Holy shit. What is it like down there?
>>69143030
This. It's like WC 2014. Nothing will happen.
Zika ? What's that ?
>>69143065
None
They arent going to leave the orgies in olympic village. And they are going to stay in the safe security filled areas
>>69143065
My buddy is on one of the teams and we joked around and told him to be careful and he responded that they have an escorte of like 2 dozen navy seals so he's not worried. He's not even on one of the popular event teams.
Is the water clean yet?
>>69143072
It's a wild ride
>>69143087
>>69143111
Perhaps. And also, hopefully they're not allowing Muslims into the country because I don't think their police force can handle terrorism.
You can shitpost all you want now, but when nothing happens, be prepared for the daily "Apologize" threads.
>>69138056
why does the logo look like a chastity cage?
>>69143329
No orgies allowed, I guess that's why people are wanting to boycott it.
It will be fine, Rio will be the safest city in Latam during the olympics However as a carioca I would've preferred seeing this money elsewhere, but it's too late now, so let's hope the venues are used after. We have a nice tram now tho:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uko2Vvp249A
>>69143329
such an evil looking appliance. when it should send terror into any male, it tends just to turn them on because they love the idea of wearing it while watching their gf have sex.
>>69143469
How much will Brazilians pay in taxes for the olympics?
>>69143536
>Brazilians
The Olympics is largely private investment, unlike the WC (and the public part, is largely paid by the State's taxpayers, not the Union), but since the economy is bad, every single cent makes the difference.
>>69143208
The Brazilian army is providing security ya dolt
>>69138056
Will Lenine give us some goood music show during the olympics. Cause I love this guy.
>>69143762
You have a very very very very very good taste mon ami, but they will probably put some black women to twerk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7toAuIBlOuU
>>69143659
> the public part, is largely paid by the State's taxpayers, not the Union
Que? What is the Union? And aren't the state's taxpayers the citizen?
>The ceremonies (opening and closing for the Olympics and Paralympics) will be low-budget productions compared to the ceremonies earlier in London (2012), or in Beijing (2008). The plans are caught up in the economic and political upheaval besetting Brazil. The country is mired in a recession, from both economic and political perspectives. Fernando Meirelles, the Brazilian filmmaker and part of the creative team, estimated that Rio will spend one-tenth what London did on the four major ceremonies. London spent approximately £80 million ($104 million at 2012 exchange rates). Meirelles stated: "I would be ashamed to waste what London spent in a country where we need sanitation; where education needs money. So I'm very glad we're not spending money like crazy." Meirelles further said that "high-tech" was being eliminated from the ceremonies. He listed drones, complex aerial equipment and disappearing stages as items that Rio would do without. The emphasis will be on the basics.
>Fernando Meirelles said in September 2015 that the ceremony will be a vision of the country "and what I hope it will become". Meirelles said he will try to steer away from cliches, but not all of them; for example, the carnival has been confirmed to be a part of the ceremony.[4] Rumored Swedish Electronic Group Swedish House Mafia perform the ceremony.
How bad is the opening ceremony gonna be
>>69143870
I meant State as in the State of Rio de Janeiro and Union as the Federation, the Federal Government.
>>69138056
>>Star of the show just picked up a Hamstring Injury.
Its over Boiz
>>69143897
>swedish house mafia
>>69143897
>country with world class composers and musicians
>Swedish Electronic Group Swedish House Mafia perform the ceremony
That's some 9th circle of Hell shit right there.
>>69143897
if you need sanitation and education then why did you bid on the biggest money pit known to man? third world logic.
>>69142367
this desu
>>69143978
btfo, based usa will take back the crown
An Australian paralympian was robbed at gunpoint in rio in broad daylight. The witnesses just stood and watched.
It's going to be an absolute monkey-fest
Seriously, just cancel the whole fuckin' thing.
It's gonna be a bloodbath.
>>69144806
>helping gringos
>>69138056
>tfw got tickets
it's not like i'll ever have kids anyway
>>69144806
>impolying BOPE is not going to kill everyone before it starts, drastically reducing crime in the area but increasing it in favelas due to retaliation, but no one will care since it's not broadcasted.
>Bolt out
lmao
>>69138056
>is this gonna be a disaster?
Yes, no other country besides U.S.A will win a gold
they will have to apply the mercy rule
>>69142253
Well, that changes sometinhg.
7-2
Ironically I'm more interested than ever to watch the Olympics now
Athletes will probably be relatively safe(Zika and other diseases are still a concern, Mosquitoes are virtually impossible to completely protect from in a country like Brazil), most will probably stay in the Olympic Village with it's high security and just have shit tons of sex with each other, it's the fans and visiting tourists that are the concern right now given that Brazil can't fucking pay it's basic Law enforcement and fire fighters
>>69145150
Tell me this, is the Zika fear machine on full force in your country? Cause I seriously see it as a non issue to foreigners since all it does is a small unnoticeable fever and if you're pregnant then you should just stay the fuck away. Chicungunya on the other hand would be beyond crippling for an athlete due to it's joint syndromes that last for over an year.
>>69144963
>implying an international sporting event should be hosted in such a fucking shithole
The would objectively be a better place if the entirety of Africa, everything in the Americas from Mexico-southward and most of Asia was nuked
>>69145251
A lot of athletes of the big sports are the ones dropping out (Basketball, Soccer, Golf) because of it
Athletes where the Olympics are the biggest thing seem to be staying in
>treating zika as h1n1 or ebola
>>69138056
And then just when you thought these Olympics couldn't get any worse...
How annoying are reporters going to be about muh water and hotel rooms. They were so fucking entitled during the Sochi Olympics.
>>69145407
>100 without Bolt
>suddenly athletes and nations get excited they stand a chance
>gun fires
>runners get 50m headstart
>Bolt runs out of the tunnel
>still takes first
>shot a killed on top of podium while getting gold medal
This olympics is gonna be great
lol talking shit sells, this thread is proof
its WC all over again, and this time its easier to manage
WC was all over the country, olympics is rio alone
>>69144003
>2016
>SHM
Jesus Christ they're booking an act that stopped touring 3 years ago
>>69142815
>how much of a shit show this will be
A literal one, at least in all the rivrr events.
>>69138056
Why does the logo look like a cock?
>I'm not homo
>>69145300
Australia deserves elmination as well just purely because of the shitposting.
>>69145612
>implying Sydney 2000 wasn't the GOAT Olympics
>>69145621
>implying Beijing '08 wasn't the GOAT
>>69138056
If he doesn't go then that's the biggest shame of the olympics. Who's the fucking idiot who approved for Brazil to host an olympics anyway, it's a crime ridden shithole where you can get shot and/or robbed literally anywhere
>>69142253
To be fair, this also happened outside in Oakland.
>>69145407
>Olympics without Usain GOAT
>>69142599
Russia doesn't have violent niggers running around everywhere though with police who aren't getting paid.
>>69145500
the city is going to collapse under the pressure of the event, then it will be taken over by gangs and cartels, who will eventually spread out and fight over territories, then they will become powerful enough to fund paramilitary forces, then your entire continent will turn into a mad max movie.
>>69145828
But they did have wild packs of dogs attacking Japanese media
>>69145877
>a few stray animals which are easily euthanized
Or
>thousands of niggers with guns
>>69145830
^^^^
>>69138056
>Olympics
any reaction is an overreaction desu. Nobody outside of burgerstan gives a shit.
>>69139779
You seriously think bra-zyoo deserved the Olympics? Get fucked
>>69145500
This.
>>69145612
Hey at least we are the best of the best at it.
>>69138056
What were they thinking when they decided to host the two largest and most expensive events in the world back-to-back? Rich cunts in their prime didn't do that. Only China could do that without problems bc of their totalitarian state,large spare cash,cheap labour and desire to be noticed on the world stage as something other than the world's factory.
>>69148428
the monkey mind works in mysterious ways
captcha: banana
Well they found dismembered body parts on the beach where they should host the volley events a couple of days ago, and from what i red, police corps and firefighter havent been paid in a while so...
>>69148459
>talking like dismembered body parts are found habitually every week
>>69148459
Police to kidnap athletes for ransom = confirmed
>>69148459
kek it just keeps getting better. this shit is going to be huelarious.
>>69148472
>implying body parts washing up on a beach every once in a while is normal
Brazil is 3rd world. Thank christ we were colonized by the English and not the Portuguese
Oh yeah, just like the World Cup was a disaster..................oh wait
and that was an even more complicated event because it involved all the fucking country
>>69148477
firefighters invading into the olympic village with flamethrowers, holding athletes hostage until they get paid
>>69148492
I've watched plenty of American forensic science programs to know that it happens in the 1st world too
>>69148472
they shouldnt be found ever, expecially where your are about to host the fucking Olympics
>beijing 2008 is gonna be a disaster!
>2010 world cup in south africa is gonna be a disaster!
>euro 2012 is gonna be a disaster!
>2014 world cup is gonna be a disaster!
>no really the 2016 olympics are going to be a disaster for real this time!
they're going to go off smoothly
>>69148541
first worlders that never left their parents' basement think the thirld world is really like some of those dystopian movies
>>69148541
it's wishful thinking. a disaster would be much more entertaining than the shitlympics
>>69148541
except high profile athletes are pulling out because of Zika so it's already a disaster and will not be as good as it could have been.
>>69138056
Why does the logo look like a butt plug?
![Enseada_de_Botafogo_e_Pão_de_Açúcar[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aCl4uJk.jpg "Enseada_de_Botafogo_e_Pão_de_Açúcar[1].jpg")
>>69148645
it was supposed to be this mountain thing, but it ended up looking like a thong or a buttplug
>>69142753
I want to see they try pulling shit in Brazil. Wasnt there an episode of a leaked ISIS terrorist wapp number, and brazilian monkeys kept spamming him with "come at us faggots".
I think in the end everything will work, but it will be a shameful display of our country.
>>69140305
t, butthurt paulista faggot, go drown in tiete.
>>69140329
Think of all the potential gringo qts you can score bro, just like in the WC.
>>69138056
It will probably make China and Greece look good in comparison.
>this along with the 2014 world Cup have already had the brazilian president suspended
YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT SHIT UP
>>69148692
>WC logo looked like a bald guy facepalming
>Olympics logo looks like a buttplug or a thong
Good job.
>>69148692
While I see the similarity, I cant imagine the designers didnt laugh at their creation before going public with it
>>69138056
It'll be a disaster but will be swept under the rug because
>what a beautiful moment for this beautiful country so deserving
>>69145047
kek
>>69142753
Why would there be?
There is little to no muslim community in Brazil, it hs no symbolic value in the "western world", it is nto a strategic target in any way, thecountry has very little involvment in anything that ISIS is involved in.
>>69138056
It's gonna be the only Olympics worse than the shitty Vancouver Olympics
>>69148505
Callate cheto
