>Lucic on the same line as McMeme
>>69136963
I do agree that he is indeed a cocksucking faggot and will also add in that he is a buttmunching bitch
>yfwswtc
3rd for Happy Canada's day
HOLY JUMPIN
WHAT'S GOING ON
Soon.
Nth for fire Holland
>>69137227
Does a picture of this guy exist where he is not smiling? The madman
>>69136995
Holy shit it looks pretty big. Are there going to be all kinds of events and sports? Or is it hockey exclusive.
Let's talk more red wings
What do we do now?
/mlb/ has fully incorporated >rags into its thread culture
what do
>>69137255
there is that one pic that gets posted regularly. I think from the draft event though i don't know if it's real or not.
>>69137262
I think they're going to keep doing the rodeo at Rexall which is good because that road trip was always shit
>>69137223
>[
>>69137267
Give Ducks Tater/Goose for a Dman.
>>69137255
The one where he is looking at Jake Virtanen being interviewed.
He looks like he has some long term plans in that pic.
>>69137267
Abandon hope.
Also write letters to Nick Lidstrom begging him to come out of retirement and/or take over as GM.
>>69137290
>rags
>>69137309
>yfw he gets to pound virtanen's boipussy 5/6 games a year now
>>69137308
Will you take Howard too?
Also Fowler isn't worth Goose and Tatar but at this point fuck it, why not?
>>69137267
Cry.
>>69137302
>>69137255
>mfw it's the jackets year
>>69137373
Even here he looks like he is mildly smiling.
>you will never be as happy about life as Puljujarvi is
>tfw wongs
Feelsbad man, goodbye playoof streak
>your team
>what they're adding for next season
>what they're missing
>biggest concern for next year
>>69137255
Selänne was like that too. It's a sign.
>>69137407
>>69137416
>wings
>shit players
>a lot
>not playing young players some more
>>69137262
It's going to be the #1 spot for concerts and events downtown (except for absolutely massive concerts those go to Commonwealth Stadium) Its part of the ICE district which is 25 acres of land downtown, includes the arena, 2 corporate towers, 1 residential and 3 shopping centres.
>>69137416
>oilers
>Larsson, Lucic, Pulju
>right hand offensive D
>talbot injury, larsson being a greene babby, lucic doing something stupid to "prove" himself
>>69137438
His dad in the backround.
Once a great junior himself. Busted knee ended his career before it really even begun.
>>69137308
Tatar, Pulkanen, Howard, 2nd rd pick, 4th round pick for Fowler and Cogliano.
>>69137351
Might even take Howard, lol, many of the backups Ducks wanted to get are already signed.
>>69137497
mad.
finns, redpill me on the Helsinki derby
>>69137228
Free Agent Frenzy
>>69137416
>>your team
Wings
>>what they're adding for next season
Hot garbage
>>what they're missing
People who can score goals and play competent defense.
>>biggest concern for next year
Being shit while no one under 30 not named Larkin gets to play.
>>69137539
Helsinki derby doesn't exist anymore you daft cunt. Jokerit was sold to the KHL
how did your team do today
>oilers
>>69137539
not playing in the same league
>>69137290
It's because Texas Rangers shitposters are fucking idiots and they were one strike away twice from winning the World Series and lost
If that isn't >rags I don't know what is
>>69137573
you get my point
>vesey not signed
>boedker not signed
>demers not signed
only 3 i cared about.
>>69137511
"I used to be a hockey player like you then I took a puck in the knee"
Kevin Paul Dupont Verified account
@GlobeKPD
Just asked Don Sweeney if any interest in offering to high-profile RFA. Answer: no.
madman chickened out
>>69137370
>>69137438
>ywn make autistic mongol meme babies with poopoopeepee's sister
>>69137576
>wings
>>69137672
>>69137655
Sharks got Boedker, Vesey is UFA in August not now
>>69137695
>>69137664
KPD is usually wrong but he wouldn't word it like that if he wasn't sure.
What a pussy.
>>69137672
>>69137701
stfu
>>69137710
>stars
>winning the cup
>>69137721
Do you think any NHL players lurk or post on /hoc/? If so, who?
>ATLANTIC
1. Tampa Bay
2. Florida
3. Detroit
>METRO
1. Pittsburgh
2. Washington
3. Philadelphia
>EAST WC
WC1. >rags
WC2. Carolina
>CENTRAL
1. Dallas
2. Nashville
3. Chicago
>PACIFIC
1. Los Angeles
2. San Jose
3. Calgary
>WEST WC
WC1. St Louis
WC2. Anaheim
>>69137576
Oilers
>mfw
>>69137751
>>69137777
McDavid looks exactly the type to post on /sp/
>>69137782
t. carolina man
lmao
>>69137657
That's basicly what happened. He was in the same camps playing alongside Mats Sundin in Swedish juniors. His parents were both Finns working in Sweden and Jari grew up there and lived most of his life there.
>Bruins now have Bergeron, Krejci, and Backes
What are the odds that they try and more Krejci for a legit D-man? I can't seem them leaving that much cap space tied up in centers with the amount of holes the roster has.
>>69137827
He is among us
>>69137782
>3. Detroit
It better not.
i haven't been on /sp/ for a while. how did /hoc/ react to hall being traded to nj?
>>69137777
yandle and bissonette both do. im 90 percent sure brandon gormley does too
>>69137868
they will move spooner to A New Team or RW. spooner played a lot of RW under Cassidy on the same line as Vatrano in Providence. Cassidy was promoted to the big club this year. likely we see spooner and griffith, his boys, where he likes them.
>>69137936
Not even a bad trade desu
>>69137416
>flyers
>kinecty, probably other young D guys, >weiss
>Old Defenseman to offer new guys guidence, secondary scoring, a Voracek who still remembers how to score
>voracek, couts, and read regress further and Mason injuries
>>69137416
>Hurricanes
>Talent (Aho, Gauthier, Teravainen, Fleury) and playoff experience (Stalberg, Bickell)
>A true #1 goalie and consistent scoring from people not named Skinner or Faulk
>That the team gets off to another shitty start and relocation rumors drown out the product on the ice
>>69137936
Wasn't here either but they could afford losing him since they got Pulju and now they added Lucic.
Larsson is going to help their D more than they lost in O and Pulju will bring those points back in few years even if Lucic declines.
Overall I think it's a good deal. A great lw for a developing D with potential to be 1st pairing. Value is not that far off.
>>69137416
>your team
Sabres
>what they're adding for next season
Okposo, Kulikov, Vesey (pls sign)
>what they're missing
a top 2 dman to pair with Risto, backup goalie
>biggest concern for next year
Evander Kane
I fully expect them to be 3rd in the Atlantic behind Tampa and Florida though. Detoilet and Montreal are self-destructing, Ottawa is nothing special, Broons overachieved last year and won't be any better this year, and the Laffs will continue to be terrible.
>>69137936
some memeing but then the Weber-Subban trade happened and people stopped caring while Oilers fans started memeing that their trade was even
>>69137416
>Canes
>Being eternally mediocre and being relocated to quebec
>Forwards and goalies
>Missing the playoffs again
>>69137936
Consenus reaction was that Edmonton lost the deal and got bent over value wise but finally added a solid piece to their blue-line. If they hadn't gotten Lucic & Puljujarvi it would be one of the worst trades in a while.
>>69138089
the product on the ice is bad
>>69138089
Does the average person in NC even care about that team, or is it like Florida and Arizona?
>>69138210
actually, that wasn't the consensus. nice try
>>69138180
>Detoilet and Montreal are self-destructing,
>Detroit
I WISH we were self destructing but the sad part is we will still probably get a WC or some shit so Holland can keep his job with his promise of eternal mediocrity.
>>69138242
I live in Durham and I can tell you I have only met 1 person who gives the slightest shit about the Hurricanes. I see a bunch of tar heel, Duke and Panthers shit down here.
Maybe downtown Raleigh cares more idk
>>69137782
>3. Detroit
Buffalo just got a lot better with Okospo, so I'm giving it to them. Wongs are a wild card at best, and even that's doubtful.
>WC2. Carolina
A year early to be talking playoffs but in 3 years they'll be elite desu.
>WC2. Anaheim
I'd pick Winnipeg, Colorado, Edmonton, or even Minnesota before Anaheim to make the playoffs. This season is where the decline really sets in.
>>69138289
Vanek is your ace in the hole m8. he's absolute cancer. he will drag you down to 12th in the east at least.
>>69138310
Sucks bro. Guess you guys really don't deserve a team.
>>69138217
Delete this
>>69138242
Not him but when I went to vacation in Philly and mentioned the Hurricanes this guy straight up said "Hurricanes are florida man (miami Hurricanes)."
Feels like nobody really cares about our team. I've been a fan for ten years and haven't seen much growth.
>>69138329
I"m from Michigan so I couldn't care less
>>69138331
>I've been a fan for ten years and haven't seen much growth.
That's because you've been shit for 10 years
>>69138117
so much this.
Sure Hall can wreck up a shitton of points but as you could always see with the Oilels, how can the offense work if literally every offensive turnover results in a goal for the opponent
Getting some expirienced D, Lucic who brings some needed grit and goonery into it, a hopefully healthy full season McGOAT and as you mentioned Pulju hopefuly developing nicely into the team
A non-meme, good answer by a Finn. What a time to be alive
>>69138328
I hope so. All I want is this streak to be older so talented young players see the ice before they're elligible for Medicare.
>>69138269
Consensus was you were trying to meme about Stammer staying home and nobody cared :^)
>Detroit is self destructing.
God people will bitch aaaaaaalllllll offseason, then the first game day thread will talk about how they're contenders and how shit every other team is.
>>69138235
>2nd most points of non-playoff teams
>With Faulk injured, Lack and Ward both being ass for half the season, and the corpse of Eric Staal being the captain
>"""bad""""
>>69138331
What city do the Canes even play in, Raleigh or Charlotte?
>>69138387
what sucks too is you'd probably be in a lot better shape if Mantha didn't turn out to be a bust.
>>69138423
Raleigh.
>>69138242
Sadly no. Fans are really fair-weather, and the team has to compete with the Panthers, Hornets, and ACC basketball for attention. The fans that DO exist are diehard fans, but there's less and less of them as the years go by
>>69138370
Not even wrong. I just hope this year changes it around but that's what people have been saying every year and it just leads to more disappointments. If we don't sign a top goalie in these next 5 years it might just be the end
>>69138412
I don't know if you can call 35 OTL good.
>>69138423
Raleigh. Should be Charlotte though
>>69138328
Just put him on a line where he actually has to work his shifts and has to fight for the puck instead of a line where he is babbied with tip-ins and redirects and he surely will regress hard
but if you babby him correctly, you might have a somewhat useful guy, but ONLY somewhat
>>69138411
>wings
>contenders
Were you in a coma the last few years??
Why is McDavid so autistic?
>>69138470
Because he's better than everyone around him so he feels isolated, which makes him act similar to an autistic person
>>69138470
Because he plays for the oilels
All these lower houses of the league attempting to hire sell swords. How quaint. Does anyone remember last year, and the day the smiles began? When Lady Kessel wed into house Pong. Glorious be the day.
>>69138470
why is this post so autistic?
>>69138470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6EvYcIM_C8
>>69138452
I don't understand the Ward re-signing. They could have gotten a good starter and just left Lack exposed for expansion.
>>69138411
No we won't this team is garbage. They'll still probably make the playoffs but it's another first round exit assured.
Last year there was actually reason for optimism with the expectation Goose and Tater would progess and with Larkin beaing a GOAT and the other young talent coming up.
But what happened? Goose and Sauce regressed and Holland refused to let any decenr youngster see icetime.
With Holland's signings of the senior citizen home and resigning two bad players to ridiculous contracts there is now zero reason for optimism.
>tfw will never be an oilers fan
why even live?
>>69138409
nice try again toronto boi, but i'm not a lightning fan. there are a whole bunch of teams in america. sorry about your team (doesnt matter which 1 since theyre all bad haha) and also your country in general tho
>>69138563
>wanting to live in eternal suffering
>>69138502
>>69138470
Proof
>mcmeme is a '97
>mccann is a '96
>the rest are '95
>buy out Vanek's contract
>sign another has-been
Will they ever learn?
#bostonstrong
>tfw could never play hockey due to physical issues, but love to watch
>tfw someone online says anyone who has never skated before is never a true fan
>>69138434
Mantha was only a bust at the beginning of last year, he was pretty good at the end. He was coming back from injury.
He still has a shot to be good but I doubt with this bloated shitty forward heavy roster Holland built for us today he'll even get a chance out of camp.
>>69138623
forgot pic
>>69137416
>snes
>nothing
>everything
Abandon hope. Perpetual mediocrity. Our only hope is to meme our way into the proofs.
>>69138452
Please take Howard off our hands.
Will trade for ANY defenseman.
Oilers prospect camp starts tomorrow, Pulju will be there. Make sure you tune in.
>>69137416
>your team
Dallas Stars
>what they're adding for next season
a bunch of both younger and expierienced D-men that was badly needed
>what they're missing
maybe another expirienced but not too old forward and some fucking new goaltending
>biggest concern for next year
Old guys maybe being injury prone, Seguin maybe also, AND FUCKING PIC RELATED
>tfw no hokkei
>>69138678
who the fuck are 90 percent of those nerds
>>69138717
Hello Russia
>>69138328
>>69138328
Vanek is a guy who is money when parks his ass in front of the net. He is what Holmström was.
Don't try to use him in any other way.
The Wild actually tried to use him as a hockey player.
>>69138667
>tfw you can never play hokki because you got into it too late
>>69138743
Hello
>>69138717
>>69138743
samefag
>>69138714
You want Howard?
Pleae God some team take Howard.
>>69138738
Kids that were too shitty to make junior at 16
>>69138783
holmstrom is 5 times the overall player vanek ever was
>>69138667
>physical issues
Eating too much isn't a physical issue
>>69138783
This is true, which is why it's the only things the Wings did today that's a decent move.
The Wings PP is completely lost without someone like Holmstrom. After 30 years him and Cicarelli they literally have no fucking idea how to have a non-meme PP.
>>69138835
Yeah but he's gone. He's gone and he's never coming back.
:(
Why hasn't this meme loving fuck signed with someone yet?
>>69138814
>Howard
>One of the Finns
Fuck, that really is a hard choice. If and only IF that really would be a scenario get niemi away, Kari at least has some excellent nights, where as Niemi is mostly full regression mode
>>69138890
>The Wings PP is completely lost without someone like Holmstrom.
They were fucking 2nd in the league the year before last and 13th last year. dude i swear to god half of you just bitch about the dumbest shit.
>>69138925
Who is even still in the running?
>>69138931
How much money does Niemi make?
>>69138783
simple and well explained
although he isn't Holmström level, some nice PP can actually make him a decent scoring machine
>>69137416
>Flames
>Elliot, Brouwer, Possibly: Tkachuk
>Was size,RW,and right shot, but Brouwer checks all of those
>not much, pretty optimistic
>tfw no poopoopeepee torts dream meme team
>>69138969
Yeah and Abby was doing that role that year. This year they caught on to it, bullied him, and pushed him off the puck constantly. He's too small for the role.
>>69138931
What the fuck did you do with niemi? He won a cup and was a vezina nominee in san jose and immediately when he became dallas stars' goalie he forgot how to be a goalie.
>>69138835
eh actually Vanek is far better at what they do.
>>69138977
pls don't laugh too loud now lad, but the stars are unironically paying him 4,5mil$
he got a 3year/13,5mil$ contract in 2015/16
>>69138708
Would've rather given up Pesce for Howard than resign Ward. Francis has made some godlike decisions but I still don't understand that one
>July 1st rolls around right?
>So I tell Bob, don't do anything today. Let the decent UFAs go without protest.
>The absolute madman actually did it!
>>69139037
its the mcdavid pulju meme team now
> tfw have no bottom 6
> resigned Carlyle
> no Lindholm signing yet
Sorry we couldn't get you a cup Kesler
>>69139039
What? How does that mean they're 'completely lost'? Because they caught onto Abby the whole PP is gone even though we weren't even bad at it?
Quit while you're behind you absolute fucking faggot.
>>69139068
Don't want him then. The whole point of trading Howard would be to get rid of shit goalie contracts, and he's better than Niemi.
>>69138714
Kari needs a change of scenery desu, but where?
Niemi should go back to liiga and retire
>>69139044
Personally I think the shorks cursed him with a good portion of shorkening
also to be added, in Chicago and San Jose he had a good and well working defense, whereas Dallas had a dumpsterfire going this season
>>69139156
They caught on this year. Their PP breaks down when they can't establish someone in front of the net, which they were unable to do with Abby getting bullied out of position constantly.
>hart trophy
mcdavid
>art ross
mcdavid
>calder
pulju
>norris
larsson
>conn smythe
mcdavid
>rocket richard
eberle
>selke
draisaitl
cap this
>>69139217
They still had the 13th best power play in the league.
Not the best by any means, but not 'completely lost' like you're making it out to seem.
>>69139079
>Pesce for Howard
Yes please.
>>69138089
How many years does Carolina have to scramble together an elite team to get their fair weather fans back in the seats? They've got a great core but I can't imagine they'll stay put with another 2 or 3 years of being one of the best non-playoff teams
>>69139057
fa.m, no.
>>69139257
That's overinflated by virtue of playing in the same division as the laffs.
>>69139302
they barely had fans when they won the cup ffs
just move team
>>69139243
Who will win the fart boss trophy?
>>69139385
Carolina had mid-range attendance in the early 2000s. After missing the playoffs for years on end people left.
>>69139243
only first three can happen to be honest.
>>69139088
Ducks have a strict budget, it's no surprise
>>69139057
Bro..come now.
You can't just look at the points. Homlstrom was so good at being a pest he made everyone else on the PP so much markedly better. His screens were elite, his ability to stay on his feet was elite, his ability to get on the goalie and d-men's head was elite, he could pass, dig for pucks like a badger, and to boot he was pretty damn good defensively.
Holmstrom was the GOAT at that role.
>>69139448
>mid-range
dude... no fans, then. lol.
>>69139385
Was in the building for one of the games against Buffalo during that run. Louder than any Panthers, Hornets, or college basketball game I've ever been to. It's kinda hard to keep fans interested with one playoff appearance in 10 years
>>69139484
Feeling (hoping) wings and ducks are about to make a trade.
>>69139535
le anecdotal experience guy
lmao
go to a real game tb.h
>>69139535
traditional market teams have no issue filling the rink when the team is shit
>>69137228
Jon is going on
Now leave Russia
I thought you were banned
>>69139607
I would describe the laffs ability to always sell out as an issue, but one of mental health.
>>69139535
oh? so you have some decibels/min data to show us a that the game was louder?
>>69139607
That's part of the reason why some traditional market teams (looking at you, >laffs) are shit for so long. Less motivation to improve if they can still sell out every game with retardedly high ticket prices.
Guarantee Toronto wouldn't be going through a half-century long rebuild if fans stopped going to games for a couple seasons.
>>69137391
>mfw jackets bro found
>>69139484
i know, it's not s surprise, but probably needed to hold on to McGinn or Perron. They played well and had good point production.
Now what is going to fill the void of the 3 forwards? I don't know of anyone decent off the Gulls who can really step in and be effective.
Which probably means they end up signing a shitter or giving up too much in order to compensate.
>>69137416
Jackets
Young guys
Fucking everything
Winning
>>69139680
most shit selling teams are shit. your assertion is the exception to the rule fat hillbilly
>>69139701
Fowler for any two fowards on the Wings not named Larkin or Anthenisiou. Win win for both sides.
>>69139764
>le
>>69139680
>bandwagoner logic
wew lad
>>69137416
>Ducks
>Nothing
>LWs, total lack of bot6
>Carlyl
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers, he's looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
>>69139849
i love him.
2017 is our year
>>69139849
>he's looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid
source? I haven't heard anything like that. Are you trying to ruse us?
>be NHL defenceman
>see this coming at you
>if you step up he'll chip the puck around you
>your defence partner is killed by pulju or lucic on the forecheck
>if you try to maintain your gap he'll skate around you with ease
>your goalie is deked the fuck out
>if you back off he'll pull up and make a pass for a one timer
>your goalie blows his groin out trying to get across
>>69139950
What the fuck else is there to look forward to while playing in Edmonton? Long summer vacations?
mcmeme is going to GOAT it up this season. Fact
>>69139986
>mfw mcdavid ended carey price's season and sent the habs into a tailspin theyll never recover from
>>69140006
At least they can be shit in a nice new stadium now.
>>69140062
That was Draisaitl, he did it because he knew that PK Niggy would take the blame and Canada would get whiter
>>69140080
They won't be shit this season
I hereby designate the Oilers as /hoc/'s official team.
Do not try to resist
>>69140080
>stadium
hi newfriend, hockey is played in a thing called an arena
>>69140171
actually an ice rink
>>69140171
they do play a couple of games each year in stadiums
>>69140199
Either is acceptable
Stadium is not
>>69140171
RINK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>69140199
>>69140224
>played IN a rink
Are you dumb? It is played IN an arena and ON a rinm
#bostonstrong
>>69140224
Rogers Place is a multi-use indoor arena under construction in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. It will mainly be used for ice hockey, and for other indoor sports, but will also be configurable as a venue for concerts or other events.
>>69140110
Damn. I heard his family in argentina were watching when this happened
>>69140254
In a farmer's field or on a farmer's field?
>>69140110
that one Messier Picture would be so needed now
the one with Leo "the holocaust" Draisaitl and that faggot that doesn't answer my text messages
>>69140315
wikipedia is run by jews and cant be trusted
Vancouvers gm sounds like he has brain damage
>>69140425
Benning definetely has some severe brain damage, with those trades/drafts he pulls off, that guy isn't mentally healthy at all
>>69140425
>tfw Reimer is the starter now because Luongo is ded
>>69140473
>>69140474
It's a wonder he's even had a job this long with a mind like that?
>>69140477
literally soccer-tier sweaters
>>69140559
Name a similar soccer kit then.
>>69140642
Chicago Bulls.
>>69140642
>kit
:}
>>69139684
>>69139642
you still forcing reddit memens kid?
>the chicago blujackets
we cup now
He can't keep getting away with it
>>69140642
>kit
>Wild sign Stall, Stalock, and Stewart
Not terrible
thick team :}
>>69140865
>not terrible
:}
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>69140877
This is gay as fuck
Is smiley a new meme?
>>69137782
I feel like the blues are gonna suck next year.
>>69141045
they missed their window. gonna be another decade.
>>69137416
>Habs
>"""""Depth"""""" """"""""wingers""""""""""
>NHL calibre players
>literally everything holy fuck
>>69137782
Habs with Price are a playoff team
>rags
>>69140927
>country of hockey
>no cups in 23 years
>best team rides their goalie
>>69141236
>country of hockey
>back to back OG
>back to back WC
>back to back WC
>>69141296
>literally a 1 in 4.29 chance of winning the cup in any given year
>23 years
Is Franchise Hockey Manager 2 worth downloading?
Does anyone on hoc play it?
What did he mean by this?
0 canadian teams are good :}
>>69140877
>Reimer sign a five year deal with a cap hit of 3.4 mill
At least Rowe did something right for once.
>>69141453
lol.
>>69141458
5 years for a backup goaler :{
t. realistic man
>>69141427
Stamkos was being stalked by a /hoc/ memester trying to figure out what kind of sandwich he was eating
>>69141453
kek new meme is born? Can you make a holland one where he is screaming "NOT OLD ENOUGH!"
>>69141517
He's the starter now that Luongo died
>>69141517
he was the best tendy available
/hoc/'s opinion on Steve Dangle?