Wales? Nah I'm more of a dolphin man myself
do you know what sound a dolphin makes?
[spoilerTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/spoiler]
>canadian "humor"
>>69135897
DELET THIS
>>69135897
Just stick to toothpaste man
Cristiana will be on suicide watch if Gareth Bale receives all the glory.
Bale? For who? I don't know anyone in jail.
>>69136123
ok this on was funny, upvote
>>69135913
>>69136038
EL CHICANO: DURANTE SU NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
`EL CHICANO `EMIGRA A EEUU` SIEMBRA PAPAS. CEBOLLAS` Y HACE TRABAJOS AGRARIOS!!..
el chicaANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA , NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE, CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
¿¿¿ QUE ES CHICANO EN ``LATIN ???
`INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS`
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN ChicANO ES LA COSA MÃS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÃOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÃRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE AZTECA
>>69136289
TOMÍ LA SANGRE
>>69136289
>mexican "intellectuals"
>>69136289
LAS FRESAS SON UNOS CREIDOS QUE SE CREEN ESPANOLES
LAS FRESAS SE VISTEN COMO HOMOSEXUALES
LAS FRESAS SUN UNOS HIJOS DE SUS PUTISIMAS MADRES BLANCAS QUE SE CASAN CON PRIETOS QUE TIENEN LANA
>>69135858
Dolphins are whales, m8.
>Canadian education
>>69135858
Dolphins do know how to dive pretty well
>>69137705
shut up nerd
>>69135858
>he doesn't know dolphins are whales
>>69136375
Nah ,he's a cook .
He just told us the recipe for a good chili con carne
>dolphin
you had one job
>>69136123
his drunk brother maybe? He's literally JUST tier
>>69136289
Can someone parse this ching-chong funny talk?
>>69135858
>wales? nah, i don't swim, i dive!
>>69140616
awful
>>69140616
This shit is so funny, everyone talks about him diving because of the Rooney thing on Euro 2004, referees actually don't score fouls because he has that fame. Messi keeps diving just like the in Copa America finals, and referees keep saying its a foul when he isn't even touched, yet Ronaldo is the one with the fame.
Also anyone who says that penalty is a dive, is biased or mentally retarded, or both.
>>69136123
lmao
Kanu? I prefer rowing
Hennessey? Sorry I don't drink alcohol
kek gotta love ronaldo :D
Ramsay?
Please no spoilers, I'm going to watch the new season after the final :)
>>69136038
he'll retire from portugal and demand bayol is sold at madrid.
>>69135897
https://soundcloud.com/pulpoalagallega/cetaceo-ronaldo-sonidos-del-mar
>>69136375
kek, that was a good thread