Reminder that fans of beautiful football should be rooting for Germany to win. Their passing is crisp and their set plays are practiced to perfection. They play the game like a chess match. Everyone else has slipped and stumbled their way into the quarter/semi finals.
>Everyone else has slipped and stumbled their way into the quarter/semi finals.
Not Italy
fuck off you shit, Germany has literally been the evil of the sport for over 50 years
>1)1954 World Cup - Hungary's team captain Ferenc Puskás, considered by many as the best player in the world in that time, was injured by German defender Werner Liebrich, Germany wins WC
>2)1966 - England and Germany collaborately rig the word cup so they eliminate opposing teams using a ref fixing scheme. German Ref Rudolf Kreitlein officiated in the England vs Argentina QF, and English ref Jim Finney officiated in the Germany vs Uruguay QF. Both European sides were severe underdogs. In the Germany vs Uruguay game, the referee (who was Jim Finney, from England) had not recognised a handball by Schnellinger on the goal line and then had sent off two players from Uruguay: Horacio Troche and Héctor Silva. Germany later met England in the World Cup Final.
>3) 1970 - German's food poison English goalkeeper Gordon Banks. Germany ends up beating England in extra time.
>4) 1974 - Carlos Caszely of Chile mysteriously became the first player in world cup history to be sent off with a red card in a group match against West Germany.
>5) 1974 - Bernd Hölzenbein of West Germany dives for a penalty after being down against Holland. Germany wins WC
>6)1982 - West Germany scored through a goal by Horst Hrubesch again Austria, seeing both teams to qualify for the next stage. West Germany aimlessly kicks the ball around for the next 80 minutes while the Spanish crowd yells "Fuera! Fuera!" ("Out!"). One German fan was so upset by his team's display that he burned his German flag in disgust. FIFA introduced a revised qualification system at subsequent World Cups in which the final two games in each group were played simultaneously due to the German's disgusting faggotry.
>>69135685
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2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
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7) 1982 - German keeper Harald Schumacher decapitates French player Patrick Battiston to prevent him from scoring. Battiston was knocked inconscious, suffered a fractured vertebrae,a broken jaw, and lost 2 teeth. The ref doesn't even award Schumacher a yellow card. Germany ends up beating France in
>8) 1986- West Germany and Mexico draw 0–0 after extra time after 2 Mexico goals are disallowed. Germany wins in penalties.
>9) 1990- Germany player Rudi Völler spits on Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard to cause an altercation and get Rijkaard ejected from the game. Germany beats Holland.
>10) 1990- Germany dives untouched vs Czechoslovakia in the semi-final, the penalty secured a 1-0 win.
>11) 1990- Germany again dives for a 1-0 win against Argentina in minute 85. Argentina saw Roberto Sensini and Pedro Monzon during the match in what was deemed the worst final in history.
>12)1994- Germany dives against Bulgaria to salvage a quarterinal defeat with a penalty but Bulgaria holds on to see the Germans off 2-1
>13) 2002- German handballs not called against them in a match against USA. Germany ends up winning 1-0
>14) 2006- German player Miroslav Klose shatters Argentine Goalkeeper Roberto Abbondanzieri's ribs. Abbondanzieri is carted off. Germany scores on backup keeper Leonardo Franco to draw 1-1 and proceeds to win in penalties
They do.play the game like.chess by moving their pieces into useless positions because of muh board possesion while Italy sit back wait for an opening and execute fatally
>>69135685
Fuck Turkmany.
I'll take my chances with the Italian navy.
keep up the top quality threads, lads
>>69135907
you forget Harald "murderball" Schumacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGq7VcaHoqo
>>69136034
PART TIME DENTISTS
>>69135950
You forgot
>2010 Frank Lampards goal
I know England wouldn't have won anyway but that was still a ridiculous decision
>>69135868
>Germany has literally been the evil of the sport for over 50 years
and it feels so good
>everyone mad
4 World Cups, 4 Euros (soon)
>>69135868
>50 years of hurt
>goat keeper
Neuer
>goat defenders
Hummels, Boateng
>goat midfielders
Kroos, Ozil
They're only missing a goat striker desu
>>69136233
>4-0
>>69136323
Italy are going to beat you nazis into the ground
>>69136732
>>69136732
RIP GERMANY
BRANDT IS DEAD
>>69136908
>>69136732
Unlikely, but if they do Germany will go down as the most stylish team of the tournament.
Something has never been said about any British team in history.
>>69136584
GÖATze steps up?
>>69135787
>>69135685
> Belgium - Italy 0-2
> Italy - Spain 2-0
> 0 goal concessed
are you for real McBurgy?
>>69137011
>stylish
literally who cares?
>>69135685
Das auto
>>69137074
They had the luxury to rest for the last group game, unlike Germany.
>>69137447
correct
Oh shut the fuck up about this team
>>69137414
>who cares about seeing good footbal?
the eternal burger
>>69135685
yeah but Italians will still win
>>69137548
never
>>69135868
You forgot about tricking your fatties into believing Klinsmann is good.
>>69137571
Shut up. Your shitty wars killed the best European squad.
>>69137560
look where trying to play good football got belguim
>>69137703
Yugoslav teams would/will never win anything m8
team>individuals
we always had shitty teams
>>69135868
>2014: All the German sins are washed off as the refballers of the tournament, Brazil, are completely and utterly deleted in one of the most satisfying games of the WC
I'd say Germany has long since forgotten its evil ways and is now a force for good.
>>69137805
They often played the coolest football though. I mean disregard soccer for a second. You guys should reunite just to dominate the world in basketball and handball.
>>69137548
Germany is the most enjoyable to watch.
>>69136884
damn the uniform looks fly
They should win because I get an autism attack if they are world champions but not euro champions.
ANDONIO GONTE is the antithesis of football.
To be honest Germany is very good, the best team we've seen so far in my opinion
The only things that are missing to this team are a great striker and a good right back even if Kimmich is doing a very good job at the moment
But Italy is there, and we all know what that means
>>69135685
Agreed.
Ill be rooting for Wales / Iceland because of MEME MAGIC but Germany <<deserves>> it.
>>69138149
>he doesn't rank Gomez
>>69137898
that might be cool but in practice it would probably suck
imagine if German team HAD to have a player from every state
that's how it worked here, 6 Serbs, 6 Croats, 4 Muslims, etc.
many good players rarely played because of informal quotas
>>69137074
That was our B team though
>>69136584
>goat keeper
>goat defenders
I'm pretty sure you mean, Buffon, Chiellini, Bonucci, and Barzagli.
This is common knowledge, who are you trying to fool?
>>69138136
Is that why he wins wherever he goes?
>>69137074
Do you actually follow soccer, or do you just look at the scores?
The entire team was our reserves bud.
I'll be routing for anyone who plays against you.
Because everytime I root for someone they lose.
You germanbros are cool.
>>69138593
I do. Reserves or not what's the difference if the team "slips and stumbles"?
Germany rotated heavily themselves btw. Mustafi, Höwedes, Kimmich, Gomez, Götze, Draxler, ...
are germany go to 4-3-3 with schweinsteiger at the base of it?
>>69135685
Bandwagoning the best team, the american way. I bet you are a seahawks, patriots or panthers fan.
>>69138872
Doubt Schweinsteiger will play.
Löw said he might change tactics.
I'm guessing he goes 3-4-3.
Höwedes-Boateng-Hummels
Kimmich - Khedira - Kroos - Özil
Müller - Gomez - Götze(Draxler)
>>69138833
The difference is, the team that's playing Germany is a completely different squad then the one that played Ireland.
One lost 1-0 to Ireland
The other beat Spain 2-0
It's pretty simple. Italy owned their group so hard they didn't even have to try anymore at the end of it.
You're the one implying they "slipped and stumbled". They didn't.
>>69135950
You should inform yourself about the incident between Völler and Rijkaard
