2002 - Knocked out by Brazil because of a goalkeeping error
2004 - Lost to Portugal on penalties
2006 - Lost to Portugal on penalties
2008 - Didn't even qualify
2010 - Got hammered 4-1 by Germany
2012 - Lost to Italy on penalties
2014 - Got 1 (one) point
2016 - Got knocked out by Iceland due to a terrible performance by everyone on our team
How will Englel embarrass themselves in 2018?
Bruh, we weren't even there
We won't because everyone knows:
IT'S COMING HOOOME
>>69134469
They were unlucky to say the least in 2010 tbf
>>69134469
What about stuff before 2002?
>>69134469
Dont' forget that in 2010 the only reason England played Germany was because they finished second to USA in the group stage.
I will always hate portugal after 04-06, can't wait to our welsh brothers smash the shit out of them
>2002 - Knocked out by Brazil because of a goalkeeping error
>played a fuckton of minutes with 1+ man
Seaman did not wrong
IT'S COMING HOME
>>69134565
yeah maybe but it would have been 4-2 all the same
>>69134565
still wonder what would have happened if it was 2-2
would that have motivated them? would we not be embarrassing as fuck now?
IT'S COMING HOME
You say that but we just qualified for the Euro semi-finals m8
>>69134762
they scored on the counter as we were losing though
>>69134469
It's coming home, didn't you hear ?
>>69134602
Got meme's by Argentina
IT'S COMING HOME
>>69134929
had a good player in owen though, have you ever even had a world class player at a tournament amerifats?
>>69134602
2000 - Knocked out of the group stages
1998 - Lost to Argentina on penalties
1996 - Lost to Germany on penalties
1994 - Didn't even qualify
1992 - Knocked out of the group stages
1990 - Lost to Germany on penalties
1988 - Knocked out of the group stages
1986 - Got refballed by a coke-snorting manlet
England are SO FUCKING PATHETIC they are now latching onto the success of their "backyard". Pottery.
HE THINKS ENGLAND WILL QUALIFY IN 2018!
>>69135049
please do not ever complain about getting refballed after 66
more like
>[any year] goalkeeping error
>>69135138
Nigga we still comfortably won that final even without that one goal
Meanwhile we got absolutely fucking refballed both by an Argie manlet cunt in '86 and a shitty referee cunt in 2010
Stay mad you fucking kraut
im absolutely certain there is a god that has control over football and the english national team is just his cruel joke
>>69135070
It's like if USA celebrated Canadian success in hockey.
>>69135049
Might as well go back even further
1984 - Didn't even qualify
1982 - Knocked out of the second group stages
1980 - Knocked out of the group stages
1978 - Didn't even qualify
1976 - Didn't even qualify
1974 - Didn't even qualify
1972 - Didn't even qualify
1970 - Knocked out by Germany in extra time
1968 - Came third in a four-team tournament
1966 - It came home
Rooney will get dumped soon enough, you'll get better lads.
>>69135283
Not really
>>69134469
>goalkeeping error
nice meme
>>69135761
No, it's worse than that.
>>69135649
>1978 - Didn't even qualify
>1976 - Didn't even qualify
>1974 - Didn't even qualify
>1972 - Didn't even qualify
???
>>69134469
Based Cantona will bring Ingerland into the light
>>69135283
it's like if brazil celebrated portugal getting to the semifinals
>>69135049
>1986
>refball
lmao, please rewatch that match
we completely outplayed your team
>>69135856
Well there's two ways of looking at it. David Seaman said that the goal was his fault. Ronaldinho said that it was just pure luck.
>>69136763
doesn't matter, because Brazil was more dangerous and played better that match. honestly should have ended in a 3-1 or some shit like that. I remember Rivaldo and Ronaldinho horrifying the English team, only thing that saved you was the defense
>>69135918
Yeah its weird because our club sides were pwning europe then
>>69136278
And punched the ball in the fucking net
>>69135856
I REMEMBER THIS GOAL, A FLUKE.
I REMEMBER ARGI CHEAT MARADONNA
I REMEMBER LAMPARDS GOAL THAT WAS NOT ALOUD
THE NORTH REMEMBERS, I REMEMBER.
FUCK FOOTBALL NOW, IM JUST GONNA SUPPORT MY CLUB SIDE.
BUT THEY ARE SHIT TOO *SOBS* FUCK WHY DID I NOT PICK A WINNING TEAM TO GET BEHIND??!?
>>69135649
Unbeaten in 1982 though.
>>69135276
>a false goal that has heavy influence on the match does not matter because lol
>whining because of the sweet poetic justice that happened in 2010
typical island monkey scum
meanwhile germany always managed to reach top8 in every wc since 1954
>>69134469
Just relocate your capital to Cardiff.
>>69134678
and I will always hate england because of WC 1966. You fuckers wouldn't have beated us if the semis were played were they were meant to be played, that is, Liverpool. You were never able to beat us since.
>>69134469
>tfw i said to my friends that England was going to reach final or at least the semis cause they were a strong team this year
thanks for the embarassment Englel
>>69134469
Didn't qualify cause Scotland. It would be glorious
>>69138204
>game gets moved 3 days before
>it's a 2 hour train ride from Liverpool to London
Must have been really tiring for the Portuguese.
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>CONCACAF teams that are better than Englel
1. Mexico
2. USA
3. Costa Rica
4. Panama
5. Honduras
6. Jamaica
7. Trinidad & Tobago
8. El Salvador
9. Guatemala
10. Belice
>>69137935
:)
>>69138376
>Needing the whole world to beat papa Germany
>>69138369
>7-0
by enacting Article 50?
>>69138376
Don't you dare take credit for the fact that you aren't speaking German. Still room on our flag for a couple more stars if you want to join a better union tho
>>69138270
source
>>69135283
Not even close you colossal retard
>>69138369
When's the last time mexico beat england?
>>69139599
It's more like if we celebrated Puerto Rico winning, but we don't because they suck and even if they didn't, we're not cucks trying to leech off of others' achievements.
>>69139754
no its not,
you have nothing comparable to the UK, shut up and stop embarrassing yourself.
>>69134565
Maybe they shouldn't have been happy with a fucking 0-0 tie against Algeria
Ghana would have been a much easier match than fucking Germany
We've gone downhill since 2010
FUN FACT
When England have not hosted a major tournament, these are the teams England have beaten in the knockouts
>vs. Paraguay (1986)
>vs. Belgium (1990)
>vs. Cameroon (1990)
>vs. Denmark (2002)
>vs. Ecuador (2006)
>>69139925
at least we're not a sporting black hole like canada
>m-muh furpuck
oh that sport only 3 countries care about?
>>69139996
>deflecting
So you admit it?
>>69139878
you mean 1910
>>69140049
I don't think anyone in the country would claim that the current England team is good at football. The whole "coming home" thing is a joke.
>>69139878
more like 2013
>>69140049
Does it matter mate? You're fucking canadian. nobody even cares about you when it comes to football, or any other relevant sport. I don't think you've ever even qualified for a major tournament.
>>69140154
One World cup in 82
>>69139996
what sport is the great England good at, I honestly don't know, at least we are the best at something.
>>69140187
*86
>>69134560
Getting to the last 2 world cup finals mean that you're allowed a couple of fuck ups.
What matters is Canada is good at the sports they care about. I wish they were better in bigger international sports but for that to happen you would need to get rid of hockey culture in Canada.
Also 1986 proud heroes ;_;7
>>69136278
>these two jogging after Maracoca
ayylmao
>>69134469
>2010 - Got hammered 4-1 by Germany
You were actually generous on that one. England were HORRIBLE. 0-0 with Al-fucking-geria was abysmal, and only just beat Slovenia.
>>69140218
dont forget our continental cup
Canada: 1
Englel: 0
>>69139925
Yeah but look how terrified FIFA have been to let England host again, ever.
>>69140196
Rugby Union at the moment.
>>69141342
this may sound strange but I really like Eddie Jones' England XV
I hope they can beat the All Blacks
it would be great for Northern hemisphere rugby
>>69141084
>more international championships than Portugal
Based
>>69141059
Best part of that game was Rooney getting mad at the fans booing them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IweagwHnNbo
>>69139996
>3 countries
Two of them are the most two powerful countries in the world, so that kinda changes your calculation there.
>>69140187
Canada unironically won the Gold Cup in 2000.
>>69139793
That's true. Our country would never allow for a state to vote for independence unlike you brit limey cucks
>>69142658
By beating a South American country as well in the final
>>69141939
>Concacrap in 2000
>Canada vs Colombia in the final
What a wew of a year desu
>>69134561
It can only get better now
>>69139996
You forgot Sweden and Finland.
>>69142643
>>69135649
>1966
Let me fix that one for you.
1966 - refballed all the way to a cup
>>69142658
>red card at 120
What the hell happened there?
>>69134469
>2014
lmao loved that year
