I'm glad we can all agree on this
Germany good guys? LMOA
Pretty much, although Wales are gooder than Germany and Italy
>>69115779
Looks perfect. Only needs an eye patch for heutugal
Germany is not part of the good guys.
>germany
>good guys
>>69115779
Move Belgium to "The Super-Villains"
Move Germany to "The Bad Guys"
Fixed.
>Hero vs Super Villain final
Kek wills it
>>69115779
swap germany and belgium
Switch Germany and Italy with Belgium
>>69115779
Put germany in "boring plot tier" and italy in "if it cant be Iceland or Wales tier" or alternatively "lesser Evil tier"
8/10 breddy gut
>>69115822
Ronaldo already jinxed us by saying that Iceland celebrating a tie against us only shows that they have a small team mentality and won't progress much in the tournament.
>>69115779
>Move Belgium to Super-Villains tier.
>Move Germany to Bad guys tier
>Make a Neutral tier and move Italy there.
and we gucci
>>69115825
exactly
>>69115835
Absolutely.
I know full well it would be a re-edition of 2004.
Memes would be dank, though.
>>69115779
>Germany
>good guy
>Belgium
>bad guy
Why Germany bad guy?¿
>>69115835
>Iceland can't change mentality
>Ronaldo can't be wrong and change opinion
>>69115779
Italy and Germany are more anti-good guys than actual good guys (as in antihero)
>>69115903
what do you think
>>69115903
carlos please fuck off to the next border
Nah.
>germany
>ever a good guy
>>69115972
Then just say antihero you underage faggot
>>69116018
>wales
>stark
Dropped
>>69115835
My heart can't take another 2004 but the memes man.
>>69116018
>Targaryen
>not Italy
>Italy descendant of the Roman empire
>Targaryen dinasty descendant of the Valyrian empire
fucking show fags
Explain how we are bad guys, we are winners, but not bad guys.
>>69116018
so italy will get fucked by the other 6 countries at the same time?
>>69116100
I don't know why people assume everyone watches GoT
Successful teams that have won the WC a ton of times cannot be good guys.
>>69115994
Germany doesn't dive around and play schauspielfußball like the eyetaliens
>>69116005
I'm not Carlos ;^)
>>69115822
>implying I don't have a cheeky tenner on it
>>69116018
Switch Italy and Germany around.
Iceland should be the Mormonts
Germany aren't necessarily bad guys. But they aren't good.
>>69116113
Brutally raping Brazil on live TV makes you a bad guy.
>>69116169
So they're... THE guys.
>>69116018
>Germany
>not Lannister
>rich people from the center of the continent with blonde hair that control the other houses and everybody hates them
it's like poetry
>>69116232
island monkeys could also be targaryens due to the whole inbreeding thing
>>69116018
wtf is this? is it harry potter shite?
Quick analysis:
Portugal super villains because Ronaldo, Pepe, being the niggest team in the tournament (by extent least European, though fuck knows what counts as European nowadays) and having tied 5 fucking games within the normal 90 minutes time
France villains because they hold the tournament, full of nogs and Ireland was more based. Also villains because are favorites to win
Belgium villains because of muh multi-kulti success and being the "dark" horse (quite literally, they have a lot of black bulls in there)
Germany good guys because beautiful football, mostly white and did I mention good beautiful football
Wales good guys because underdogs, but not heroes because they still have Bayol
Italy good guys, because they are white and outmeme'd Belgium and Sbane and because Buffon. Bonus points for playing so defensively and annoying teams. Pepe: the team
Iceland the Hero because super underdogs, 100 % white and based dentist coach that beat England and annoyed the super-villains of this Euro cup
Did I get it right, Hans?
>>69116436
Very good, Fernando, very good.
>>69115779
>the nazis thinking they are the good guys
nice try kraut
>>69116436
Yes, Francisco.
>>69116409
>not knowing the biggest Meme TV Show right now
>>69116457
the guys who beat the super villain are usually the good guys
>>69116018
>Germany
>Not Stark
camones do caralho mamem-mo
>>69116230
OK guys
>>69115820
>>69116449
>>69116463
Gut, ich hoffe dass Deutschland oder Island gewinnt
>>69116457
>>69116457
fuck off, pest
>>69116473
is it games of thrones? pure shite then
I don't think Germany would be considered the good guys (because of the scat nazi stuff), otherwise I agree OP
>>69116018
>giving a shit about Lord of the Rings for house wives
'No'
In all honesty though, I don't think Belgium deserves evil-status
Have they ever won anything?
>>69116554
That's already Lord of the Rings. This is the edgy version.
>>69116018
> Portugal
House Greyjoy. The JUST team that never accomplished anything yet, but their new strength may lead them to success.
> France
House Stark. They were traditionally strong but have suffered some rough events in the last years. However, things look very good for them now that they play in their home ground.
> Germany
House Lannister. Definitely the team to beat, they had the power back then and they have it now.
> Iceland
House Mormont. Cute, small but fierce. Nobody knows how long they will last but we're rooting for them.
> Belgium
House Tyrell. They are very strong on paper, and have had a good run so far. They may get the ultimate prize but should not forget that other teams are far stronger than them and may eventually destroy them.
> Italy
House Targaryen. Coming from a long tradition of winners, and after a few difficult years, this is the time to claim the prize. Other powerful teams are terrified when they must face Italy.
> Wales
House Baratheon. The true legitimate ruler of their kingdom unlike those cancerous """Baratheon""" inbreds everyone is laughing at.
>>69115820
>>69115779
and make the category The Underdog for italy and iceland
Belgium is not relevant enough to even make it in the chart.
>>69115779
>germany
uhh no
>>69116735
sorry, but we're the protagonist. we might die in the end, but it's still our story.
Yeah , I do agree.
Germany is actually correctly put in the "good guys" section.
>>69116796
fuck, wrong image.
>>69115847
This.
\thread
>>69115822
No the only thing Kek wills is that your piece of shit team that didn't win a single game gets kicked out of this fucking tournament
>>69116815
>EU
>53 mainly positive
HAHAHAHA
>>69115779
>germoney
>good guys
>>69116018
why is portugal martell?that doesn't make sense,we're the lannisters
>>69116436
>niggest team in the tournament
what about france?
>tfw Bayol prevents me from liking Wales
Frustrating.
>>69116859
martell are the brown people of westeros, you are the brown people of europe
also sand snakes = ronaldo and pepe
Wales has one of the GOAT national anthems. I know that much.
https://youtu.be/gtCOprRDUm8
>>69116880
i didn't know our soldiers used turbans...
Stop projecting please,the martells are based on the north africans
we're the western most country in europe we're the Oldtown of westeros
>>69115779
>Germany
>The Good Guys
huehuehuehuehue
>>69116946
>i didn't know our soldiers used turbans...
they do
>>69116946
Dorne is based around Moorish Spain, and you guys are the closest thing to that.
>>69116996
interesting...
>>69117000
so tell me what the fuck does that have to do with portugal or spain?
it's based on the umayyd empire not spain or portugal.
These countries weren't invaded they were created due to the crusades
>>69116946
>the martells are based on the north africans
No they are based on Iberia
Braavos/Volantis and the other Free Cities are supposed to be Northern Africa
>>69117056
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
>>69116833
chill out mohammed
![herm15[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SQUvbN3.jpg "herm15[1].jpg")
>MFW my family are descendants of an ancient german tribe that settled in the north of the Iberian Peninsula and these guys called me moor.
>>69116833
No one said anything about winning, though
>>69117135
You have to go back. Disgusting barbaric filth.
>>69117082
dorne is desertlike and has palm trees,the architecture is from north africa...
Portugal and spain have nothing to do with the umayyd empire ,they were founded during the reconquista
>>69117203
t.Hannibal cuck
>>69117135
WE WUZ GERMANICS AND SHIEEEEET
BRAISE ODEN
>>69117082
>Braavos/Volantis and the other Free Cities are supposed to be Northern Africa
The free cities are the Italian city states
Braavos is Venice
Volantis is byzantium
Qarth is carthage
Meeren is ancient egypt
>>69117083
>having a mental breakdown because you're a cuck
Stay strong hans
>>69116478
You certainly have a high opinion of yourself. When did the Starks ever try to rule all of Westeros? Trying to take over/destroy Europe is Germany's defining trait. >You should be the Lannisters. Italy are the Targs. Once mighty, they built quietly, and are ripping shit up.
I'll just leave this here
>>69117253
>says the cunt with a muslim for President
Hmmm'kay, Tyrone.
>>69117402
Essos = Asia Minor
>>69115779
I assume "The Hero We Deserve" is pretty much the protagonist, right? I would switch Iceland for Wales, in that case. Another anon said Italy should be "Lesser Evil" tier, which I agree with. Germany should be Super-Villain, and France should move to Good Guys.
>Hero we deserve
Wales
>Good Guys
Iceland, France, Italy (Lesser Evil)
>Bad Guys
Belgium, Portugal
>Super Villains
Germany
>germany
>good guys
lmao
bad guys: france, portugal, germany
good guys: italy, belgium
most likeable NT in the world: iceland
just go home already: wales
>>69117734
>Belgium
>good guys
>>69117402
Some places are combinations of different areas.
Eg. The North is a cross between Ireland and northern England.
>>69115779
>w-we're the good guys
this display of a warped view of reality could only come from a german poster
>>69117833
come on Sören-Malte, stop the self-loathing
>>69115779
Portugal is more of like a henchman than a super-villain. The one that's all brown, no brain and usually dies without much notice.
>>69117853
Get a reality check, Mesut-Torben.
>>69116870
Nigness is not just about race, but it is also a state of mind. Pepe, for instance, doesn't have the darkest skin, but is about the most nigtastic player the world has ever seen.
I'd love to see Wales beat Belgium and Portugal.
Also Germany beating Italy, Iceland beating France, Iceland beating us, Germany and a Wales - Iceland final with Iceland being the winner.
>>69117865
jesus christ,i don't understand this anger agaisnt us...are you really german?
>>69117900
yes and he's brazilian
May I offer an alternative theory on how the board sees this tournament?
>>69118057
This one is correct
Why are we always the bad guys ? ;_;
why do you keep trying to force Germany as good? they are lawful evil in every way
>>69118057
Replace TSUUUUUUUU with ZzzZzzzzzZzzzzzz.
>>69118057
where's your Euro trophy Portugal
surely you've won one, you hosted the bloody tournament once
>>69118744
sold it to pay depts. yes, that's what happened
>>69116018
>Portugal
accurate
>France
yes
>Germany
Brazil is House Targaryen with the amount of victories had, Germany are the Baratheons who have just overthrown Targaryen rule.
>Iceland
perfect
>Belgium
They are not great house tier. To stay consistent, it would have to be a house sworn to the Baratheons (Germans), so Estermont.
>Italy
Wrong. Italy is House Hightower. Great history and architecture, but not as relevant as they once were. Also the Hightowers got their lands cucked by House Tyrell, just like Euro 2000 with France and Italy.
>Wales
Again, another great house given to a somewhat relevant country. Wales is easily a northern house, so Umber makes sense here. England would be the Starks, being irrelevant all of the time and constantly getting BTFO by other house.
>>69118057
It's perfect.
Maybe a Super-Shit tier for England or a French tier for France, but this is GOAT anyways.
>>69115779
M8, Germany is always the bad guy. Remember the quote:
"Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win."
It exists because you are EVIL!
>>69119116
>"Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Italians always win."
FTFY
>>69119116
It exists because of English envy.
>>69115779
>Germany
>Good
>>69115779
Change "hero we deserve" to meme and you're good
>>69118057
tfw relevant enough to be mocked alone for not qualifying t-thanks
>>69117135
You're confusing your heritage
> Neanderthals went there
>>69117833
>implying we arent
nobody deserves to be subjected to the shit Portugal calls football
I don't understand, why is everyone hating on Belgium? They're a small, decent country, their team is full of nice guys and they play pretty attractive football.
>>69119669
Its not a real country. Not a real ethnicity. The world wouldn't change of Belgium died tomorrow
Beating the ultimate bad guys guys doesn't make Iceland the hero.
They still play horrible anti-football which is boring as fuck to watch. Can't wait for France to kiss their heads in
>>69119669
>their team is full of nice guys
Yeah maybe for somebody from poortugal. Everybody else sees what a bunch of cunts they are. Name one likeable belgian player.
>>69119669
there's 3 alternative reasons
first one is because they were hyped by the media for being the dark horse and for being 2nd best rated in the FIFA ranking, so many people like it when FIFA fails and when hypejobs get fucked up
second alternative is because they were hyped up as some multi-cultural successful experiment that will prove superiority in football BECAUSE they are multi-culti
third reason is quite simply because they are a team full of unlikeable cunts. Even more - unlikable nigga cunts
most likely it's a mixture of 3. Iceland is the anti-thesis of Belgium
>>69119872
First part of that paragraph is just wrong. The Belgae have existed for thousands of years. Stop using 4chan as your only source of information. And how would Belgium's insignificance make them a bad guy? Why wouldn't that hold true for Iceland or Wales?
Also, is American a real ethnicity? Maybe a a rotund new species.
>>69119937
Witsel is pretty much the nicest guy ever. Anyway they all seem pretty alright. Name one unlikeable belgian player.
>>69118794
i imagine that is what Greece have done
>>69115779
Germany is the last neutral left. Everything else is on-point desu
>>69115779
man I hate this board.
how can Germany be the bad guys?
you are a bunch of southling cucks
Everybody knows:
>Italy plays like a bunch of faggots
>who cares about Portugal, they only ever play with one professional guy
>Germany is o.k.
>France is meh now.
>>69120111
>Name one unlikeable belgian player
Fellaini, Hazard and Verthongen are pretty much subhumans
>Witsel is the nicest guy ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NuERX-5kc0
Semifinalists:
Portugal-Slytherin
Belgium-Ravenclaw
Germany-Gryffindor
Iceland-Hufflepuff
>>69115903
They ruin fucking everything. Two world wars and now Merkel's EU bullshit
>>69120436
You are arrogant loud mouth cunts who are trying to fill europe with muslims.
You're Th Super-Villain
>>69121504
yes this one, i'm tempted to say italy is neutral evil because it's cool to be evil
over lads
>>69116018
I don't know what any of this is
>germany
>good guys
more like good goys, am i right?
>>69121504
Delete this Joao
>>69116018
Could someone please explain this to a non-basement dwelling neckbeard?
>>69116018
>>69116069
>>69116104
>>69116118
>>69116164
>>69116232
>>69116478
>>69116702
>>69116859
>>69118949
>>69121709
>fucking wildlings
>>69116018
>Portugal
>House Martell
that is literally perfect
>>69116018
Iceland should be House Baelish tho
>>69116018
>tfw extinct
I... I want to play too.
>>69121934
Night's Watch it is I guess.
>>69115779
Germany... Good guys...
Nazi, I'm disappointed.
>>69115903
See: 1934-1945.
Its the geopolitical equivalent of pooping your pants in 2nd grade, people don't forget.
>>69116018
Back to your containment board please
>>69121841
>Iceland will win it all from the shadows
>>69122227
based
>Game of thrones
>>69115779
>Germany good guys
Muh pure aryan race meme lol fuck off gay man
>>69116436
/sp/ is so gay the way it obsess over white men
>>69126606
>>69126740
what's up, Tyrone, how many white virgins have you fucked today with your 12 inch mamba?
>>69122177
>Implying they weren't just trying to rid the world of cuckoldry
>>69126954
Nah not even black but its just weird like when griezman scored against ireland every one on sp was like OMG GREASMAN SO CUUUUUUUTE XD SO HAPPY A NIGGER DIDN'T SCORE
sp racism isn't an angry or fun rascism like pol its a gay and uncomfortable one
>>69115779
>France
>Bad Guys
WHAT THE EVEN FUCK
>>69128600
Shut up, nigger lover.
