It's time we divide this non-country into three.
What are the best possible teams for the seperate regions of Brussels, Flanders and Wallonia?
I've just started and as you can see it's still pretty uncompleted, especially Brussels. Can you guys help me complete this?
BRUSSELS EXTRA - Boyata, Mujangi Bia, ???
FLANDERS EXTRA - Mignolet, Kums, Defour, Vanaken, Engels, Tielemans, Lombaerts, J. Lukaku, De Bock, Foket, Dejaeghere, Dendocker, ???
WALLONIA EXTRA - Proto, De Sart, Mirallas, Cavanda, Edmilson Jr., Emond, Kabasele, ???
I've just started and as you can see it's still pretty uncompleted, especially Brussels. Can you guys help me complete this?
>Brussels are all niggers and mudskins except Carrasco the Spanish immigrant
>>69114812
That's probably the reason why I can't find them a goalkeeper
>Kompany's face when
P-please /sp/, I have put effort in this
>see thread
>see teams
>realise we're lucky we're still together because all 3 teams would be shit
since when do these wannabe dutchmen divide belgium into three? since when is bruxelles seperate lmao
>>69114812
Well, Flanders and Wallonia have enough foreigners for themselves.
>>69114651
You should also return Eupen-Malmedy to Germany.
>>69115310
If Belgium breaks up, Brussels wouldn't join Flanders nor Wallonia, so they'll probably be independent or a shared capital of two countries.
>>69115419
It's their choice and that is one of the options, yes. They have also suggested to join Luxembourg or become independent themselves.
>>69115486
Perhaps we need to remind them what choice is healthier for them...
>>69115526
don't worry. they'll establish sharia law on their own
>>69115582
And you can help them rig elections in whatever favour if they don't.
>That's teamwork
Delete this Bart
Why does your country even WANT to split up?
It's the same shit as UK, except the EU has gone "you're not relevant enough to get EU deals Scotland" Same shit would happen for your meme splits of Flanders and Wallonia.
>>69116765
Flemish guy reporting in.
10% of flanders is mostly retarded and think that because someone speaks another language or lives in a region that's less rich then theirs, that those people are basically thieves and are the reason why everything is wrong. Sound familiar England? Same for immigrants of course. And also a lot of them are frustrated because three generations ago french speaking people in Flanders laughed at the peasant non french speaking people because they were just good at digging up potatoes. And the most ironic thing is that the vast majority of french speaking people in belgium are Walloons now which are partially flemish people that moved there and mixed/adapted and learned french because there used to be NOJOBS in flanders. Pretty funny how stupid the arguments of the flemish nationalists are actually.
Lukaku flanders? How so?
>>69117014
Born in Antwerp
>>69117101
But he lived his whole life in brussels.
>>69116954
I don't get why though. Splitting up is for meme historic legacies. That's why Scotland want it.
Catalan too. Georgia place to. Aarland too.
I'm curious...
Why is language such a divisive issue in Belgium? You never seem to hear these issues from Switzerland or Luxembourg.
>>69114651
Bruxellois reporting in
On top of my head:
Brussels: Januzaj, Leya Iseka, Musonda Jr, Onur Kaya, Franck Moussa, Merveille Goblet, Umut Gundogan, Joris Kayembe, Nathan Kabasele, Andy Kawaya, Lukebakio
>>69117173
Because historical reasons. Switzerland and Luxembourg are less relevant than Belgium.
>>69114812
Portuguese u nignoging dutch
>>69117173
Difficult to answer. But to be fair, it really isn't imo. I live in a flemish town where there are a lot of french speaking people and everybody just leaves each other be really. It's politicians that make a big problem out of it and some stupid people jump on the bandwagon.
Although the main problems used to come from historical reasons but that's so long ago imo. Basically in flanders if you were rich you spoke french, poor you spoke flemish and if lucky rudimentary french. In Brussels some french speaking people were suppressing and blocking language rights to be attributed to the flemish in courts, army etc which lead to injustice and other nasty things. After a while the flemish people emancipated and flemish was recognized as a full fledged language in Belgium. But still people attribute arrogance and malice to those french speaking bourgeois that don't understand the people. With time this stigmatization spread to french speaking people from Wallonia and the orignal purpose of this hatred was forgotten. And also now that Flanders is the richer region they just want to fuck with the Walloons. But deep down we are very similar imo and everytime I go to the Ardennes the Walloons are total bros.
I like the kits belbro.
>>69114849
Yves makalamby
>>69117173
>Why is language such a divisive issue in Belgium? You never seem to hear these issues from Switzerland or Luxembourg.
Belgium's pretty much been made by French speakers who forced the rest of the country to follow their ways. Now that the Flemish aren't famished illiterate peasants anymore, they're rebelling.
Switzerland was a political union of convenience without one part prevailing on the other. It has a very different (and much longer) history.
Luxembourg's just a German principality within the traditional French sphere of influence. They don't have linguistic issues.
>>69117369
>>69117519
Thanks for taking time to write that!
Would Flanders to the Netherlands and Wallonia to France ever happen?
>>69117802
>what is Brussels.
>>69117802
It would be better economically speaking but leaving our country to join a country we don't give a fucks about will never happens.
>>69117849
Capital of the European Federation in 2050
And fucking boring.
>>69117880
I kinda like Brussels
>>69117870
So would Flanders and Wallonia just go independent and Brussels would become a city state?
>>69117919
No, that's why we will not split.
>>69117919
Yes, this is the most likely scenario if we had to split
>Belgium's actual flag is nearly square at 13:15 but they never use it
>>69117870
We might actually win a world cup someday if we join forces though.
>>69117369
Holy shit someone get this cuck out of here. You surely don'y believe that walloons at least should learn basic Dutch? Yeah, flemish guy needs to adapt yet again. Language border has already moved to far and we can not make any more concessions to the Walloons/francophones.
>>69118449
Ik ben Anon. C'est assez?
>>69114651
Belgium isn't a real country full stop.
The Belgian players should just disband and choose to play for France, Germany or Netherlands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTkuC33PtoE
>>69118528
We can't we haven't been part of the netherlands or france since hundreds of years. We differ too much with hollanders and frenchies.
>>69115310
Francophones successfully colonized it. :^)
>>69117198
>>69117514
Thanks guys.
>>69118549
You're not even allowed to join the Netherlands until you fix your roads m8
>>69118518
>mvq j'ai pris allemand au lieu du néerlandais
>>69118590
>Detroit-tier roads
How?
>>69114651
>tfw congo will never qualify for the WC
fucking belgians. Mutilating them wasn't enough?
>>69118623
Transit country. Anything going to the UK or eastern Europe drives on our roads. We're working on getting them fixxed but we really need the roads for going to work/school. Dutchy is exaggerating and the situation is improving. However it used to be >JUST.
>>69118623
The EU
>>69118614
Vous devez etre fier mon pote :^)
>>69118528
We already tried a union with the Netherlands. It didn't work out.
>>69118672
I went to Antwerp last year and the roads are still awful, especially in the inner cities. Complete clusterfuck and I'm still amazed I managed to not crash into anything.
>Want to turn left
>Need to enter the right lane to go left and the left lane to go right
>>69116954
If you follow your reasoning you end up in a federal European superstate. Or why don't we just join the Netherlands, Germany or France. Please leave, Guy Verhofstadt.
National identity is important and having a "country" of which every federal political decision is about Flanders vs Wallonia vs Brussels is tiring.
Also, you haven't given one single argument, you're just thriving on your emotions.
>>69118663
Hey, we cut off their hands so they would improve their footy skills.
Did we get any thanks? No. But they're welcome anyway.
>>69118785
Found it. A bit before this point you can choose to enter either side of those roads. Figured if I wanted to turn left I should probably be on the left side.
>>69118896
>>69118590
The mud reminds me of Russia.
