Upcoming events:
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Previous thread: http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/69104311/heem-daniel-cormier-edition#top
Schaub
>Eugene, you are an alpha cuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
artem
Manlets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul7PWkUgAfc
post retired boys
>>69113395
>punching someone in the face
what a dick
![35BC586500000578-0-image-a-9_1467087886080[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6XiqPFW.jpg "35BC586500000578-0-image-a-9_1467087886080[1].jpg")
feet desu senpai
>>69113417
>>69113302
Please donut post these people >:(
>>69113475
PREMIER
>>69113470
>knocking out an old man
hope he is proud of himself
Post ur entrance song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
>>69113564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7gFl7xnOE
>>69113470
chuck should make a comeback imo
Who /WHITE & JACKED/ here?
>>69113638
He tried 3 times already
I never thought I'd have so little hype for the big july card, especially seeing as it's 200
You now remember Sean "The Muscle Shark" Sherk
>>69113676
here
Just realized Korean Superboy is fighting on the friday card
nice
>tfw im a jakked white boi and ppl wont get over it
>>69113828
you forgot your picture bro
>>69113504
Who the fuck are these people, and why are their faces spammed here?
>>69113921
They are the PREMIER MINDS of MMA media
>>69113921
The premier minds of MMA who muse about life
If you watched them you'd realize how utterly absurd they are for better and worse
They are proto memesters
>>69113988
>>69114002
Literally WHO?
>>69113921
I have no idea aswell
from what I understand its 2 autists who watch this podcast with literal who's about mma
>>69114002
So it actually is an ironic thing?
>>69114029
Semi-ironic
They're a beautiful trainwreck
>>69114026
>about mma
Its so much more than that young padawan, they talk about politics, PR issues and life in general. Extremely smart men.
>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
![91sXKnVbe5L._SL1500_[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lqcTYIT.jpg "91sXKnVbe5L._SL1500_[1].png")
What a disappointment.
Can't hold a candle to the enjoyable B-movies that the first two were, this is just plain shit.
>Welcome to, "If I Did It", where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond
Ramadan reminder to be careful.
>>69113805
>southern italians
>white
>Ariel
>>69114054
>>69114077
>>69114174
Oh wait, that's that harry poter from mom's basement guy?
Look at his moustache lol, he's like "I'm grown up now"..
I would rather kill myself then to listen to him..
Counting the days until CM Punk pulls out with an injury, retires undefeated and enters the UFC Hall of Fame.
>>69114720
>retires undefeated
CM Punk mma GOAT, even scrubs like GPS, Fedor and Anderson Silva couldnt do this.
>>69113253
STOCKTON MOTHER FUCKER!
>>69114077
>>69114084
>>69114174
Can't decide what's worse, this or Pianaposting. Even Schaubposting is better than this.
>>69114803
MOTHER____FUCKER
>>69114823
>Even Schaubposting is better than this.
Brandon pls go
>AND NEW...
>SEAN STRICKLAND
>yfw
>>69115002
Trap?
>>69115026
UFC women's bantamweight Juliana Pena
>>69115002
>veiny arms
>manly jawline
>fake tits
>spic
Luke can fuck all the ring girls in a heartbeat if he wanted to and yet he decides to underachieve.
PUT YOUR HAND UP IF YOU'RE READY FOR SOME HEEMS
>>69115047
Cutting weight - not even once
>>69115054
>>69115064
>gaby will never smash your pelvis with snu-snu
>>69115047
based jojo heeming this hag
Who /homo for Jouban/ here?
>>69115141
Can't wait for him to takbir'd desu
>>69115141
ayy
I will delet your chin
>>69115141
how do I achieve 'Literal Model' mode lads
can anyone at BW heem Cruz?
>>69115338
Tj can, he needs to leave Duane though.
>>69115338
kek
I weigh 67kg, thoughts on that?
>>69115488
Whats that in real wieght
>>69115327
Genetics
>>69115493
10 pints and two stones
Good morning my fellow wage slaves
h-hey
>>69115509
kek
>>69113253
Didn't we used to number the /heem/ threads? When did we stop doing that?
![1467308331765[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iMCxue5.jpg "1467308331765[1].jpg")
How do I achieve 'Im a White Boi' mode lads
>>69115709
>we
>>69115731
steroids, tons and tons of steroids. Infact that is a life times work of steroids
>>69115709
literally never did that ever
>>69115783
is it me or does he look a bit smaller
>>69115709
you're probably thinking of the mandrama threads
>>69115709
No that was never a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8
How many bongs and bings till legacy lads?
Also any ausfags know where to watch it? I got HDTV but no Foxtell
Is TUF Brazil worth watching lads?
>>69115928
is there a new one?
what did he mean by this?
>>69115054
>tfw you are strangely aroused by her
>>69115955
GSP
>>69115955
Nate is out, Conor is fighting Brock Lesnar
>>69115878
Miesha is so basic
It's a real shame MMA was robbed of the ultimate sportsfu Gina
>>69115934
I mean the first one
>>69115978
>robbed
Literally ran for hollywood after Cyborg kicked her shit in
>>69115798
>>69115816
>>69115843
Might've been thinking of a different thread. I saw Nick Diaz and just thought of the number 209. Then I started thinking about numbers.
>>69115878
miesha looking quite slag-ish there
>>69115978
meisha quite thicc, if not for that nose she'd be nearly perfect
gina forever top tier qt face with dat ass
>>69115878
She looks like a stripper who just got off work waiting for the bus.
>>69116052
dont think thats gina
>>69116052
UFC would let Miesha get a nose job, no? It'd be good for business.
>>69116112
she could "break her nose" in training or in a fight and have it surgically repaired
>>69116112
She just wouldn't be the same without her beak imo
>>69116052
That's not Gina. Delete your post and rename the file.
![995SWG_Gina_Gershon_038[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ndTHWI.jpg "995SWG_Gina_Gershon_038[1].jpg")
>>69115878
>>69116019
why is she going for the show girls look?
wtf happened?
>>69115978
she's a big girl
>>69116112
>>69116142
She said on Rogan podcast that it's still pretty fucked up from previous breaks, but she is unsure if she wants to get surgery on it. Kinda sounded like the idea of surgery freaks her out.
Thoughts on Canada's own Brock Lesnar?
During Thursday’s media conference call ahead of the massive July 9th event, Lesnar was asked how a possible loss to Hunt could likely affect his star power, as McMahon pointed out. The former UFC heavyweight champion, in turn, gave a snappy response.
"I really don't give a shit."
>>69116062
kek
>>69116190
>>69116052
sry senpai, that pic comes up when image searching "gina carano ass" and is the default file name
have this instead
>>69116242
>>69116218
U U U U
>>69116242
>>69116275
>>69116283
She's actually real-world attractive. Not just mma-world attractive like miesha, weigh-in ronda, or paige, all of which wouldn't be given a second glance if they were around other actual attractive females.
>>69116304
She's kinda hot I guess
why is Caraway ignoring his own family?
>>69116242
>>69116275
>>69116283
We just had to be in the timeline where Cyborg beat gina.
>>69116304
she's also real world thick
>>69116349
Thank fuck
>tfw you have been watching the UFC for free for literally 20 years
>tfw 3 free cards next week
>>69116304
you bringing up weigh in ronda so casually made me feel sad
i miss weigh in ronda
>>69116631
sleep tight uncle dana
>>69116631
Sleep Tight Uncle Dana
>>69116631
sleep tight uncle Dana
>>69116631
sleep tight uncle dana
Genuine question.
How can you guys still follow MMA?
Pride was the epitome of MMA.
It had a wide range of fighter from different backgrounds and all had unique personalities.
Each fighter and each fight was literally unique.
This post-Pride with stricter rules UFC full of tapout wearing douchebags is travesty to MMA.
>>69116744
Pride was shit lad
>>69116304
People seem to forget she was a model before getting into fighting for some reason
ARTEM Lobov vs Chris Avila (nate's training partner) in the works for UFC 202.
>>69116631
fuck u dana
>>69116744
PRIDE was fun and had some legit fighters but in many ways its a shit show. UFC was simply a better over all promotion and still is the best in the world. (Though Bellator is trying to become like PRIDE with mostly meme fighters and a few really good ones)
>>69116762
L M A O
>>69116762
>it's real
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078110/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202
>>69116762
Good fight pass opener
SIDESHOW LOLBOV
IT'S HABBENNING
Who 100% certified bad ass here?
>>69116631
Sleep Tight Uncle Dana
>>69114077
lmfao i hate him
lads im eating 4 whole potatoes now, should I eat the skin too
>>69116919
no you should guillotine them if you know what i mean
>>69116784
>Pride
>mostly meme fighters
wHat
Is wonderboy the lyoto machida of the welterweight division?
Can someone post the spicy bangers list please?
>>69116919
What is your maximum benchpress?
>>69116999
Thanks lad
>>69117008
you're welcome
>>69117008
your welcome
>>69117008
don't mention it
>>69116973
dude like half their roster where washed up journymen and pro wrestlers
>>69117047
Maybe prior to 2003.
I hope that's hyperbole and that you're not retarded by the way.
>>69113638
He'd cause trouble to JBJ.
anyone else literally despise mark hunt?
"That better not be an illegal stream you're watching there, guy"
>>69117093
no you sad cunt
>>69117099
Lmao
Holy shit
I read that in Goldie's voice and almost died laughing
Lol
>>69117125
nice implants
>>69117125
nice dyed blonde hair
>>69117152
>>69117140
thanks i did it myself
http://webm.land/media/tmp/41cd5371-b820-4bff-809f-bf82ec5916bd.webm
Tony ferguson sucks
>>69117099
>pills
The joke is that he's almost entirely confirmed to be a huge cokehead.
MEME FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078110/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078110/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078110/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202
>>69117160
Is there a single good Asian fighter?
rate ufc 200
>>69117182
Holy fuck did they sign this guy just so Artem can get a win?
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Chris-Avila-155641
Look at his record and the records of the people he's lost to.
claudia is going to run through joanna bet on her it's literally free money
>>69117227
he is in the sCRAP Pack, he will get BTFO
>>69117185
I guess the dong's are alright, doo ho choi & moontsari
The dude tony fought was worse than that dude nick Diaz fought
Hands down, chin in the air
>>69117131
Rest in peace.
He died before international fight week
>goof
>>69117196
9/10 honestly
from earliest prelim to main event this card is pretty dope.
dillashaw vs assunçao is going to be either a fucking war or just a one sided beating from tj.
zingano vs peña is battle of the bunda.
sanchez vs lauzon should've be done 5 years ago but i don't complain.
thanks uncle dana, sleep tight.
literal meme sport
>>69117227
You are forgetting Lobov made Alex White look like Mayweather.
If he has any athletic ability he will win.
>>69113458
>Claudia and meisha will never drunkenly make out and fondle each other
>>69117244
Got to imagine his jits is on point in that case though, and Artem ends up totally frozen if he feels threatened by his opponent's grappling.
>>69117227
M8, take a gander at artem's record
>>69117196
10/10
Dillashaw, Hendricks, Velasquez, Mousasi, Edgar, Jones. It's stacked.
be honest: are you ever bothered by a beating inside the octagon?
>>69117321
No, I'm not a numale.
>>69115047
Looks like a sorceress who turned to dark magic
>>69117321
I couldn't possibly be more beta in real life because of anxiety. Nothing about watching MMA bothers me though.
>>69117321
Not really, things never really look that brutal.
Honestly Pride made me more uncomfortable at times with things like pic related or Coleman in tears telling his daughters that he's alright when they're crying their eyes out and just trying to hug him. Still doesn't bother me enough to join the BloodyElbow comment section though.
>better nut up and give me that dick jon.
>>69117321
Yes, when I'm watching amateur and unsanctioned MMA events and the ref almost lets a man die because he's not paying attention.
>>69117297
My point was more that I'm surprised the UFC signed this guy in the first place.
Same could be said of Artem, but at least he got those crazy KOs on TUF.
>>69117321
Sometimes if a fighter keeps getting hit while KOed or if the referee is retarded and calls a late stoppage.
And while not beating certain bones breaking fucks me up. Subs causing damage I am fine with but arms or ankles bent backwards from accidents disturb the hell out of me
>>69117321
I've been looking at gore/real murders etc. online for 20 years so MMA doesn't make me feel squeamish, i'm sure I'd be a bitch IRL tho
>>69117411
>nut up young man! you have to get in closer to get succ the dick: let me show you how i got Jon's dick.
>>69117393
What was the ref doing?
>>69117425
He's on Artem's level, and the UFC is trying to play up the SBG-Cesar Gracie rivalry
>>69117502
I can dig that. Lots of neato team rivalries in classic MMA.
>>69117393
> the bloody elbow comment section
Kek
>>69117425
It was part of nate's contract to get his boy in the UFC
>>69117528
Same here
Gunnar Nelson would be a good return fight for Nick Diaz, and it would also fall into the rivalry
>>69117321
growing up in the 80s in new canaan connecticut with two loving parents i've seen it all
>>69117393
>Still doesn't bother me enough to join the BloodyElbow comment section though.
my sides
>>69117457
Oh man ever since I saw Mir/Nog 2 I've had to look away and half watch the screen when an arm starts getting bent a bit too far. That shit is gross.
>>69117131
lmao i read that in a fat fuck voice
>>69117528
>we will never have team punishment vs team Lions Den ever again.
>>69117600
See that didnt fuck with me. But Ludwig breaking his ankle in half against Darren Elkins? makes me shiver still
>>69116856
If she trained martial arts from child why did she let herself be molested?
HAHAHA JON PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE PREVIOUS THREAD
>>69117715
her dad died by the time she started bjj and wrestling
>>69117715
she probably came buckets
>>69117863
fuggen lel
That's messed up
>>69115338
Underrated post
>>69117863
sheesh, that came from a dark place Pedro
>>69117785
>>69117995
I told you they're all black!
>It took a long time, you know, I was always thinking about how I had to beat this guy, because he didn't deserve what he had.
>That doesn't bother me anymore. I'm focused on only one thing now, and that's sucking Jon's dick.
Will DC be able to do this to Jon?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467117343533.webm
>>69117995
why do people bully dc so much
>>69118030
>time to nut up or shut up jon.
>>69118039
MODS PLEASE
>Listen, when he tells you to be careful, it's because he has dynamite in his pants, trust me.
JOHN JOSEPH
IMMA EAT THAT ASS BOY
>>69118081
>i'm the bully now, jon.
>>69117321
Only when seeing a boy's career derailed
>>69118121
DC doesn't talk like this you idiot
>>69118081
>>69118099
do you have the one with DC banging a gavel and sentencing jon to get his dick sucked?
>>69118068
Nice guys finish last
>>69118152
>ive been practicing my stroke, jon.
>>69118030
>>69118039
>>69118081
>>69118099
>>69118131
>>69118174
>there was just a bit too much MMA dicussion going on for my liking
>>69118221
>aussie greentexting about shitposting
>>69118174
>>69118221
>aussie
>complaining and crying
what else is new?
>>69116375
There is a multiverse where these two are in a girl on girl scene. Heem me senpai
>>69118304
>it's my god given right to be a fucking idiot, DON'T TREAD ON ME
Happy Canada day from GSP heem
lol hahahhaa guess what
hahaha lol wait for it
hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahh WAIT FOR IT
ITS THE BESTE MEME I SWEAR LOL
HAHAHHAHAHA GUESS WHAT
HAHAA
PREVIOUS THREAD
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69116999
This isn't the right one. Trinaldo-Medeiros is literally a clinch fest for the first round.
>>69118379
Is today Canada Day? Happy Canada Day, if so.
>>69118435
Yeah its the 149th anniversary of Canada! Happy early July 4th to you! Here's a pic of Don Frye
>>69118379
gsp bless
>>69117321
Felt kinda bad watching Sakaruba beaten in Ricin desu
>>69118221
yes, ricin can beat you
>>69118580
>I'm hetero dad, honest. I've only got this picture saved because it's a funny internet joke I swear. What do you mean you disown me!?!
>YFW UFC 200 doesn't even do 1M buys
>>69115338
So funny
>>69118649
hey straya, if you move out of your parent's house one day you can save all the internet memes you want
>>69118481
>Don Frye
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OrDufcwoqg
>>69118694
>I'm a big kid now, that's why I save pics of black men lusting for each other's penises and 'joke' about it all the time. Haha I'd like to see one once just for laughs haha
>>69118657
>>69113253
>that previous thread link
>yfw bork pulls out few days before 200
It's funny seeing Australia get rustled as fuck when people make fun of DC.
It's just banter, m8
>>69118657
>>69118827
were going to canada goofs
pack ur shit
>>69118745
>JON JONES!! nut up and get your dick together, i'm waiting!
JOHN JONES CAN YOU PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD THANK YOU HHAHA LOL
>>69118745
i'm reading all this kids posts in their native accent and it's hilarious
>i'm laughing at you
>you're so mad
>this is so funny
Memers on full damage control.
>>69118945
Who here wants Bork to win?
Even though he's most likely gonna get heemed by Hunto, I'm just hoping he wins so we can see another shitstorm and a budlight tier post speech.
>>69118945
>put that dick away jon, i'm not in the mood.
>LOOK GUYS I AM GOING FOR THE TAKEDOWN AND THIS GONNA BE THE MOST AWESOME THING YOU HAVE SEEN IN THE UFC
>>69118945
Shark Week is on. What are you even doing here.
LET ME GRAB YOUR CANDLE JON
>>69118945
log off my man
Guys, I did it. I broke the memers.
Look at them dance for me. Look at them prove they've got nothing but literal gay memes to say.
