Who else thinks Zlatan is gonna flop big time for United?
> 34 year old who's past his best
> Barely runs in matches anymore
> Suceeded in slower leagues like Serie A and Ligue Un
> Going to EPL, arguably the fastest league in world
>>69111095
He will do fine, he's past his prime but EPL CBs and GKs are incredibly bad, he will be Utd best scorer this year but they will flop jard in Champions League
>>69111203
They didn't qualify for the CL
He'll totally flop and probably cause a shit ton of locker room drama too.
>>69111203
>who is Cech and De Gea
>who is Kompany and Smalling
He'll flop worse than when he was at Barca
>>69111095
>ABUs will keep making these threads until the season actually starts
He will cuck them
>>69111271
>implying he flopped at barca
>>69111095
ABU is a mental illness, you're literally asking whether a backup striker is going to flop.
>>69111353
Name 3 better strikers
Shearer did fine as a 35+ year old who never ran. Hell tons of PL players have.
>>69114515
van nistelrooy was arguably the greatest goalscorer in the prem and all he did were tapins
he was on a free anyway
>>69114490
Martial
Rashford
Ronaldo
>>69114633
have your (you) and leave
>>69111203
>Champions League
Man United is in the Europa League this season.
He'd fit perfectly in PL, where every match matters. Remember how MANU couldn't get CL because of goal diference? Well Zlatan will be the player who'll score hat tricks against WBA while he leves big Matches to Martial Mkhitaryan and Big Match Rashford
>>69111339
>benched in favour of Bojan
>sold after a year
it was a flop of the highest order
What's funny is he'll probably do really well. I'd like to see him and Martial up front.
>>69111095
Zlatans play style means he can still perform at 34.
His role is to be the target player, win air duels, score on free kicks, hold onto the ball with his strength and body while his team attack, score on tap ins, set up his teammates with good passes.
The PL is a better league than Ligue 1 and there will be no hattricks against Nancy tier teams. I think he will go from 38 goals to 12-13 perhaps, and 7 assists.
Will still make him Man Utd's top scorer. Last season their top scorer was Martial with 11 goals and 4 assists.
>>69111095
He will destroy this puny meme league
>>69117018
That's because that faggot Pep hated him
Should've gone to Roma for Totti's farewell tour. That's probably why he didn't go though, couldn't stand to be overshadowed by a better player, who's 5 years older no less.
>>69117089
>I think he will go from 38 goals to 12-13 perhaps
12-13 is too low
I'd say more like 18-24
>>69118940
That's because that faggot Messi hated him.
>>69118960
>Totti
>Better than Ibra
Ayy lmaooo
Totti is a sore loser who hasn't won anywhere near as much as Ibra and who enjoys being a big fish in a small pool
>>69111095
>EPL not being a joke anyway
>>69119003
>Ibra
>Better than Totti
Ayyyyy lmao
Ibra is a sore loser who hasn't won anywhere near as much as Totti and who enjoys being a big fish in a small pool
>>69111264
literally who
ibra scored 50 goals last season, you know that, right? thats a career best for him.
he is oddly enough in his prime.
he won't flop.
>>69117018
This is correct
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4eCtEur2-x0
>>69118940
>>69118993
These shitskins are wrong
This is why i don't take opinions here seriously, bunch of faggots who don't watch the sport and read football gossip instead
>>69119172
In a league as strong as ours.
>>69119172
Can you even name a defender in Ligue 1 who doesn't play at PSG?
>>69119172
And here's another faggot who clearly doesn't watch the sport
>>69114490
Aguero
Suarez
Lewndowski
Pelle
Current Day David VIlla
>Torres
Balotelli
That kid I played against in a sunday kickabout last week
I believe he'll do ok.
Over 15 goals for sure.
>>69114490
lewa
aguero
suarez
benzema
if you want to be liberal with the term striker
ronaldo
mueller
>>69119596
penaldo and ibra are the same type of shitter, right down to their fan base being the same type of faggot
Well PSG is basically the only team in Ligue 1 so I expect him to not perform as well as he did there
>>69111203
PL CBs are usually bad against tricky, speedy forwards, all Zlatan can do now is try to outmuscle defenders and pray they're shit at offside traps.
And honestly there are much shittier teams on the CL than what you see on England.
>>69111264
But 2 of those plays for the same team as Zlatan so that leaves Cech since Kompany will be injured. So 2 games with real defence acording to you?
im hoping for manure to crash and burn
it will kill 3 rabbits with one stone
>manure
>memeurinho
>ibramemevic
>>69119372
underrated post
>>69111095
>Thinks EPL is fast
>Thinks the Zlatan won't be better at a far worse league
>Never talks about it after the 5P 6G 3A start.
>>69119372
>Aguero
Fuck all for his career, 2 league titles and Mickey mouse
>Suarez
Granted, he's better
>Lewandowski
Buyernwinslol, not an accomplishment
>Pelle
Spelled it wrong mate
>Villa
No, but he definitely was
>Torres
Yes, scores occasionally against top teams and he's "goat"
There aren't that many active strikers with the trophy room that Ibra has. And it's not like he has off seasons, he's been good and going for better for over a decade.
>>69111264
i actually really don't know who smalling is-
>>69119948
Fuck you, you Arsenal supporter
>mfw United's two centre mids end up being Rooney and Zlatan
Areselel signing Hiroshima Asano as their new striker.
so funny seeing how desperate ABUs are getting. funny...and a little sad.
>>69123329
>their entire midfield is Memphis as defensive mid, Rooney as attacking mid and Zlatan as defensive mid
>>69123408
>>69123329
Van Gaal isn't here any more chaps
I actual think he will suprise ppl, he will be decent, not Van Persie tier but decent
>>69119124
>Ibra is a sore loser who hasn't won anywhere near as much as Totti
Even if I was on the Totti > Ibra side you're just too retarded to backup.
