Hockey is serious business, no banter allowed
>not Teams destroy their future by overpaying for players in free agent frenzy edition
Where does he end up?
>>69110272
guys i just got home from work
were there any good trades or memes today?
>>69110316
Avs are going to do something stupid with Duchene and/or Landeskog
>>69110309
nice
>>69110316
11 hours my Canadian friend. The trades and memes will be too much to handle.
>Ottawa snes
>an internal cap team in CANADA
reminder that Galchenyuk is ELITE
I miss FA starting at midnight.
Who's more important to >your team, lads? Finns or Swedes?
If the wild sign fucking Okposo I might kill myself.
>>69110330
interesting, thank you
>>69110336
>mfw tomorrow is canada day and i'm going to get paid to eat BBQ and watch hockey trades
>>69110370
swiss
>>69110370
Finns
>>69110393
>mfw it's been Canada day here for 13 hours and I've been drinking like mad but have to go teach kids English in a few hours
OH WELL.
really hope lucic gets signed longed term
>>69110412
I forgot my face.
WHY THE HAWKS RESIGN ROZSIVAL?!
WHY?!
FUCK THIS EARTH!
>>69110393
where at? heading to grandville tomorrow, where do i get free shit?
Post >your teams projections after Free Agency
Lucic - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Pouliot - RNH - Eberle
Maroon - Draisaitl - Yakupov
Hendricks - Letestu - Kassian
Sekera - Larsson
Klefbom - Fayne
Davidson - Gryba
Talbot
Johnson
>>69110370
finns
>>69110373
i hear you bro
>>69110412
if anyone tries to give you shit tell them they're oppressing your cultural heritage
>>69110437
uh well i'm in kamloops so i'm going to go to the one location in the city that stuff is going to happen in
>>69110450
>ruins
>>69110475
They won't, I've got 2.5 hours of sitting in the office "lesson planning" to sober up first.
also
>Rickard's Red
My man.
>>69110475
damn, you comfy af
i'd be lucky to get free cake #smdh
>>69110516
good stuff but honestly i'm more of a sleeman's cream ale guy
>>69110518
don't you guys get free fireworks?
>>69110450
You guys looks so much worse without Hall, McDavid will break his back carrying you guys
>>69110450
Granlund - Koivu - Coyle
Parise - Staal - Pominville
Niederreiter - Haula - Zucker
I'm - not - sure
Suter - Spurgeon
Scandella - Prosser
Brodin - Dumba
Happy Canada Day buds
>>69110370
finns now, swedes future
>>69110370
>pulju vs klefbom and not-taylor hall man
>>69110395
Give me the story on Lehkonen. He looks like he's been a good, though not outstanding, player on a top team in a league slightly better than the AHL. His stats have improved nicely over time, but he is also undersized. What's the deal?
>>69110450
Ovechkin - Backstrom - Oshie
Johannson - Kuznetsov - Williams
Wilson - Eller - Burakovsky
Winnick - Beagle - Richards
Carlson - Alzner
Orpik - Niskanen
Orlov - Schmidt
Holtby
Grubauer
same as last year p. much
>>69110565
going to do the same thing i did for the draft: tell people i'm 'busy', get a fifth and a pizza, and let the memes wash over me.
>>69110565
What
>>69110450
Kempe - Kopitar - Gaborik
Pearson - Carter - Toffoli
Mersch - Dowd - Anfreoff or Martin maybe
Lewis - Shore - Brown
Doughty - Trouba hopefully
Muzzin - Martinez
Gravel - Forbort/McNabb
Quick
Budaj
JUST
>>69110540
yeah, but that's late at night at the harbour
i'd rather get free food
(we're getting festival of lights in a month or so anyways)
>>69110565
you're early
>>69110642
Time zones, anon.
habs fans still on suicide watch
>>69110552
I don't want Staal but I can see us getting him for 2 years.
Not sure why we would break up Nino Haula Pommer line.. they were our best line at the end of last year.
This is what I see us trying if we get Staal
Granny - Koivu - Coyle/Zucker
Parise - Staal - Coyle/Zucker
Nino - Haula - Pommer
Dalpe? - Graovac - Shroeder/Fontaine
We just signed Dalpe to a new deal so I figure we try to use him.
>>69110450
Marchand - Bergeron - Cehlarik/Donato
Pastrnak - Krejci - Okposo
Vatrano - Spooner - Griffith
Blidh - Acciari - Kelly/Hayes
Chara - Trouba
Krug - Miller
Miller - Russel
Rask
Subban
This is what I think will happen out of camp. I think Vesey will sign with Buffalo so Donny will jump on Okposo for scoring from the wing. I think Cehlarik and Donato are sleepers and both produce more on the right side.
My verdict: JUST
>>69110699
Additionally, I think McQuiad will be traded for non-roster futures. They won't pay him and Miller to do the same job.
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /hoc/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>69110727
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>69110549
Hall could carry a line on his own and I'll miss that but at the same time having a balanced 2nd and 3rd line could replace the offense >we JUST lost in moving Hall.
Also Lucic v.s Nurse if anyone hasn't seen this one: https://youtu.be/yRHwVitOQdM
>>69110779
stupid niggers
>>69110779
How do you feel about trading another offensemen for a defensemen this offseason?
>>69110598
Sounds good to me tb.h
the avalanche are gonna trade duchene and barrie right?
>>69110312
Oilers.
>>69110412
>tfw still thought it was Tuesday
>tfw literally just realized that it's already July
Just.
>>69110370
finns
>>69110831
Depends on who's coming back
>On the block:
Jordan Eberle
Nail Yakupov
Benoit Pouliot
>Would rather not:
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Patrick Maroon
Untouchable:
Connor McDavid
Leon Draisaitl
Which Canadian meme team will finish highest next season? Will any of them make the playoffs?
>>69111055
Habs take 1st wildcard. Jets take 2nd wildcard. Canucks and Laffs go 28 and 29. Everyone else in between.
Cap t
>>69111055
Here's a look at how the conferences will shake out
>Atlantic
bolts
panthers
wongs
sens (wc)
bruins
sabres
>laffs
hasb
>Metro
pongs
caps
>rags
little debbies (wc)
flyers
canes
isles
columbus
>Central
stars
preds
blackhawks
mild (wc)
blues
jest
avs
>Pacific
kongs
flimflams
ducks
oilers (wc)
shorks
coyotes
cantpucks
>>69111111
sixes confirmed. witnessed and capd
>>69111111
holy shit
>>69111111
>>69111055
oilers win the president's trophy
>>69111111
>>69110450
Ladd-Tavares-Bailey
Nelson-Staal-Strome
Lee-Cizikas-Clutterbuck
Prince-Quine-Kulemin
Grabovski(>implying he ever plays again, he might play with Tavares and Prince would be moved out of the line-up)
Leddy-Boychuk
de Haan-Hamonic
Hickey-Pulock
Mayfield
Greiss
Halak
Berube
>>69111043
RNH has been shopped a ton apparently based on all the shit I've read for the past 5 months.
Do you think it's worth keeping him even if you can get a decent defender for him?
isn't canuck a swear word to call a canadian? why would they name a team that?
>>69111226
no?
>>69111111
Fucking KILL yourself. What a shit get you maple syrup milking CUNT. Absolutely FURIOUS right now. Embarrassing as fuck.
>>69111111
>laffs go 28
FUCK YES PLEASE WE TOP 3 PICK AGAIN
>>69111247
Did >we improve this off season
where is binland?
>>69111111
>>69111307
Why is /hoc/ so good at gets phams?
>>69111247
how come your flags all f*cked up england
>>69110349
>finally about to granted sweet sweet release from melnyk
>thank you cancer-chan
>melnyk buys his way to a new liver
I want to kill the guy who gave him a liver
>>69111316
highest concentration of low functioning autistics
>>69110475
>if anyone tries to give you shit tell them they're oppressing your cultural heritage
>implying japan cares
>>69111316
a bunch of rich boy NEETS who can wait for gets all day
>>69111262
Nah m8, you'll be edged out of top 3 by vegas
>>69111340
That meme comic has never accurately represented /hoc/ because it has never contained /hoc/ memes such as pigs, dogs, or jons.
>>69111372
That's because it was before pigs and jons
>>69111226
it's the same as calling an american sports team the yankees, which you did
Hopefully in the NHL there were no fights.
>>69111408
It was before jon, but not before bean man, or dog. And pigs were being posted before it was made. They took off immediately after the hawks won. Check the dates. >>69111368
>free agency tomorrow
>don't even care what my team does because its probably nothing significant
>just want to see teams shoot their foot with terrible contracts
anyone else?
>>69111278
no
>>69111518
Even though I'm very worried about what Holland will do, I also look forward to hearing about bad deals any other GM makes.
http://livestream.com/nzihl/16g17
REAL NIGGA HOCKEY
>>69111420
oh ok. i thought canuck was a cuss word
>>69111564
why cant kippers be my gf
>>69111632
bc its a man, baby
>>69111564
god the mics these commenters have are so fucking bad
i can't do it senpai
>>69111638
that's even better, actually
>>69111111
>this absolute fucking delusion
>>69111624
well i mean don't walk into a bar in calgary and start saying it
that's our word
>>69111564
im legit better than some of these guys. will they give me new skates cos ill fly over and park in the high slot pop a quick 20 in if they pay me beer money
>>69111683
Ching pong tai xing ching ding
>>69111683
How does it feel to always be inferior to Japan in ice hockey, Harbin?
>>69111701
so it's like 'nigga'. that's a bad word and a bad name
>>69111717
greetings vancouver :]
>>69111728
bro it's 2016 everyone is saying nigga now
i'm a white boy and i say it to random niggas all day they love it try it out
>>69111717
>>69111719
I'm the Canadian with the Japanese flag from earlier.
>>69111788
ban evading is against the rules!
>>69111788
FUI XING HONG CHAO
HOHO
>>69110412
Did it when i was teaching in Korean. Regret no regret.
>the Kings are gonna do something stupid tomorrow
ahhhh gud ebening amerigan beeple :---DDDD
Lead us to the promise land....
>>69112011
be my gf kippers
how are my fellow laffs fans going to kill themselves after we sign kris russel to a long term deal
>>69112011
Hello. Be my gf pls
>>69111788
Sup Kippers
>>69112030
what a qt
i hate hockey hpnestly
>>69112116
But the main thing is we all love each other =)
>>69112116
Me too m8, just started watching this season cuz they wanted to take they yotes away . I wish somebody would have introduced it to me earlier
>>69111916
Cheers.
I enjoy watching games alone and shit posting. My friends talk to much and don't pay attention when we watch together.
>>69112149
same my friends are all casuals and just make me feel autistic and tryhard for knowing too much and caring too much. thats the price you play for love
Happy Canada Day, /Hoc/.
And July 4th just around the corner.
>>69111111
Meme Magic at work again
Post a more beautiful NHL moment than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGovDkf6JHs
>>69112189
I go to work and talk hockey to coworkers and the ones that do "know" hockey are fucking wrong about everything.
They say phil kessel and not bill the thrill.. how fucking new can you be?
>>69112291
thats not so bad. my friends literally try to tell me erik karlsson is a defenseman
>>69112291
>my friends actually think the Carlyle hire was good
>>69112288
I can't. The avs are one of my favourite teams glad they cucked NJ. Fuck the devlels
>>69112342
My friend said he wanted Carlyle more than Boudreau. I'm in minny and this happened after the fact
>>69112398
I wanted to fire Boudreau after the constant game 7 bedshitting but had I known Carlyle was the alternative I would have been fine keeping him
>>69112430
was there a coach you wanted in particular?
>>69112471
they prob couldve convinced sullivan
>talking to a guy at work, know he's into hockey
>ask about free agency tomorrow
>"it would be cool if we go after loosick"
>don't know what he means, just play along to be polite
>mentions a few more names and finishes with "but loosick is the main one"
>say something like "guess we'll see what happens" and GTFO
>an hour later it hits me what he meant
>don't know if I was being messed with or he was being serious
>>69112471
No, but I didn't think Carlyle was a realistic choice because surely Murray wouldn't be retarded enough to rehire the last coach he fired. Joke's on me.
>>69112495
he prob was being srs. like he rly thinks u should sign that goon, lol
>>69112495
There is a guy I work with that knows hockey pretty well but can't pronounce names for shit. I correct him all the time and probably seem like an ass for doing so.
If I heard someone say loosick I would definitely ask who the fuck was he talking about.
>>69112540
>>69112495
I got a friend who says Lookick and I just mess with him about it and we both have a laugh.
>>69112495
well Sakic should have been pronounced like Lucic too but the hockey world just ignored that one
>>69112291
>your friends don't go on Reddit
Sounds like you have good friends
Happy Canada day you fucking shitcucks smell my nuts
>laffs
Might go see Big Wreck in Leduc
>>69112894
Stamclot is a cuckold and will never win shit
>>69112950
>I didn't want him anyway
t. laffs fans everywhere
>>69112950
stammer was fucking with the leafs and the rest of the nhl the whole time. he knew he was gonna resign but wanted to see what chaos he could create with a potential signing.
>>69112351
I like Devs, but Bourque deserved to win it
Crosby is the Lindros of this generation
When did /sp/ become such a shit board? It used to be hilarious at night but now it's terrible because there's no "bro culture"
>>69111111
Has to happen.
>>69110370
Swedes because Finns are ruining it
morning and happy leaf day my leafs
yfw bishop and lucic sign with dallas today
>>69112960
seriously though a lot of leafs fans didnt want him, hes a risk after the injury and clots and we dont need to be taking on huge contracts now especially when fucking 30% of our cap is on LTIR or overpaid players
>>69113608
merry leafmas
Let's go pens
There's a fuggin leaf day?
What is wrong with reddit?
>>69110475
>Not going to the pig,red beards or red collar and getting drunk all day
>>69110370
>used to have the greatest Finn
>now only 1 Finn
We'll never meme to another Cup.
>tfw $60M
>>69113652
>ltir against cap
>Laffs "fan"
is it 10 pacific or new york time?
>>69114652
Still not sure how he gets more money than Barkov.
>>69114786
yes
>>69114786
Neither. 12 eastern 9 Pacific
What's he thinking about /hoc/?
>>69114691
>reading comprehension
>cowen not bought out
>laich, horton, michalek, lupul, etc taking up over a quarter of cap space
>zaitsev and possibly others needing extensions next season
>half a dozen more guys needing extensions 2-3 years from now
the last thing we needed was an uncertain stamkos eating a huge chunk of cap
>>69114889
Ltir doesn't go against the cap
>>69114908
>OR
>OVERPAID
>PLAYERS
>>69114836
Calder trophy and 2 extra UFA years. Also Barkov signed his contract when his career high in points was still 36.
>>69114929
Then you should have put only overplayed players as ltir is 0% of cap ya dumb fuck
>>69114952
and when players get off LTIR their cap hit disappears right?
>>69115058
The only 2 on ltir arnt coming back
>>69115253
promise me
>>69115262
Promise
>>69114864
Thinking of fresh new memes, of course.
>yfwswtc
Bold predictions
>lucic signs with mild
>vanek to hongcouver
>oilels ship out RNH
>frogs trade price & city riots
>>69115514
>oilels ship out RNH
I seriously wouldn't put it past them.
>>69115539
For Brady Skjei
>mfw the oilels trade McMeme to Vegas next year
>mfw he wins one for da strip
>Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 23m
>Like @DarrenDreger said, mix'n'match SPECULATION looks like this: Eriksson (VAN), Ladd (NYI), Nielsen (DET), Lucic (EDM), Brouwer (CGY).
>>69115736
>Eriksson (VAN)
what the fuck are they even doing? do they think they can compete?
>>69115752
They're obviously tanking for a 30th place finish with an all-Swedish top line.
>>69115736
Brouwer would be perfect in CGY. They need 2way power forwards and right wingers something bad.
>>69114481
>Armenia showing off his tattoo but trying to hide his faggotory with some reddit bantz
Just admit that Doughtys, Qu4ck and Kopitars cocks could happily life in all of your body openings
>mfw
>>69115514
>Vanek to Hongcouver
Now that is really bold, and considering that there are (according to rumors) 15 teams interested in him, he probably won't go
But nonetheless, why the fuck would anyone still sign Vanek? His career is slowly dying and there still is some big fuzz about him
A healthy Grabner would be a way better option than some old slob
>>69115789
If they lose Colborne they're gonna need him. Wish that mother fucker would use his size.
both brouwer and colborne suck dicks
>mfw kek holland signs okposo, Nielsen, Martin all at the same time
>>69115736
>Trade Hall then overpay Lucic
My god
>>69110450
Vesey - Eichel - Reinhart
Kane - O'Rielly - Okposo
Ennis - Girgensons - Fasching
Foligno - Larsson - Gionta
Kulikov - Ristolainen
McCabe - Bogosian
Gorges - Nelson
Lehner
Ullmark
>>69115831
Colborne is a lanky fucker and Jankowski's probably already as good without having played a game in the NHL yet.
>>69115853
Brouwer's the best player in front of the net right now fampai. And he's big, fast, hits a lot, can score on the rush. He's the ideal power forward.
Any other Leaf fans worrying they'll sign Russell in for something like 5 years?
I'm thinking like 2, 3 max.
>>69110312
Montreal
Helm signs for 5 years @ 3.85 mil
>>69116684
>4 million for a less than 30 point player
even Detroit is being retarded. This is going to be a good FA
>canadian hockey """"""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""
>>69116299
it would make no sense with the recent moves they are making, if anything they should be looking to sign some literally who shitters on 1 year deals, the andersen contract was understandable but this would be insane
>>69116721
>L
hambeasts will never learn
>>69110311
That's one smuk Heffer
>>69116736
I agree with you completely, I'm just saying that the Leafs are on the short list for him and I'd really rather they didn't at all, worst case 2-3 years. I don't want him - I'd much rather take in some cheap literallywhos and take a gamble in that department.
>>69110370
Swedes the jackets have 3 gods on their team
Karlsson
Wennberg
Dansk
>detoilet brown wings
@Real_ESPNLeBrun
Detroit Red Wings showing interest in Alex Radulov.
>>69110450
Saad-Jenner-Atkinson
Foligno-Dubinsky-bjorkstrand
Hartnell-wennberg-Anderson
Milano-Dubois-Calvert
Jones-Murray
Savard-Johnson
Kukan-paliotta
Boobtittsky
Korpisalo
Forsberg
God the first line looks solid but after that just bjorkstrand and Dubinsky it's just meh
Defense eh
And goalies look great
>>69116891
Bob stays healthy he's really good
https://twitter.com/JFChaumontJDM/status/748882740699881473
>habs have an interest in kris russel
>>69116955
habs have been linked to have big interest in literally everyone, it's amazing
Elliotte Friedman Verified account
@FriedgeHNIC
There were some rumblings Andrew Ladd was supposed to visit DET this morning. That did not occur, so all signs point to NYI.
LUCIC TO OILELS
7 year $42 million
>>69117053
Prove it
>>69117053
more like 7x7
>the biggest names have been signed already
>best D left is Jason "solid 2nd pairing defenseman" Demers and the best forwards Loui "concussions galore" Eriksson and Kyle "Tavares babby" Okposo
Travis Yost
@travisyost
Alexander Radulov has signed with Montreal.
>>69116839
Rudulov just signed with Montreal
>>69117128
Why are Canadian teams so dumb?
Robby Stanley
@RStanley247
So Montreal trades for Shea Weber and then brings in a guy who burned Weber after he vouched for him a few years ago. This'll be fun.
>>69117128
IT'S REAL
TOP WEW
>PK was a locker room problem, so here's radulov
>>69117205
radulov is a winner. Subban is not.
fins need to be banned
>>69117221
JUST GIVE THEM THE (gagrin) CUP
>>69117249
nah
>>69110272
Can't wait to see Radulov in le système and get into a tiff with Therrien
>>69117293
>penguins just won a cup on speed and skill
>montreal gathering all the slow bruisers they can find
>>69114864
thingken of bust
Weber on suicide watch
I challenge you to tell me a better hockey game.
>>69117309
>>>69110272 (OP)
>Can't wait to see Radulov in le système and get into a tiff with Therrien
Kek
>>69117471
blades of steel
BRIAN CAMPBELL TO BLACKCOCKS
1 year $2mil
>>69117471
GOAT chel
>tfw no more Bolts fans on /hoc/
>>69117496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js1BMM2_QQ0
>>69117471
Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey
>>69117471
You were so close, anon.
Now that I think about it, time to download the rom and toss it on to my SD card in my Wii U.
>>69117471
NHL 2K3 through 2K6 were based as fuck.
>>69117518
HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>69117543
>>69117521
>PU sports
the 2k games were way better
we on sportsnet or tsn guys
>>69117710
flipping to the other station when one starts to talk about the leafs
Post rare Jons
Wait nigga wut
Didn't he just sign with Habs?
>>69117777
Checked
>>69117777
>pls post more reddit menes xDDD
Grow up kid
I'll just leave this here...
You frogs don't deserve another team.
>>69117792
Can't sign until noon right? Can flip still
Did I miss everyone laughing at the habs for signing Radulov?
>>69116296
>Brouwer is best power forward
>conveniently forgets that he fans wide-open shots at point blank range
where to watch the show guys?
