Wildflower Edition.
Brisbane Broncos vs Melbourne Storm.
Game starts at 7:50PM AEST at Suncorp Stadium.
>>69108184
first for storm
>Melbourne will win tonight
>they'll still be under the radar
>tfw no CS9BF
absolutely seething at the new wave sentiment going around that is childcare workers deserved to be paid equal to actual teachers
Who /oak/ here?
Vanilla malt checking in
Reminder that people who preference labor and/or greens over liberals should be euthanised.
Reminder that if YOU live in an area that receives Win, from today Channel 9 is no longer on Win, and is on Southern Cross instead.
You can still watch 9HD for NRL, but it's on channel 350 now.
https://twitter.com/JarrydHayne/status/748405872292827137
I don't want to be bullied, I just want to know what to do.
>>69109644
Get rid of Turner and Hunt for minimum wage players and upgrade Parcell to Smith and Lowe to Taumalolo. Now is the time to dump Lowe.
John Sutton has missed 45 games through injury in his career and would be close to 300 already if he wasn't always hurt
>>69109644
Watch "Lost Weekend parts 1, 2 and 3" on Xvideos. Here's a quick preview >>>/gif/8796917
>>69109801
Some good cheapies?
>>69110131
You shouldn't really be looking to make money on cheapies anymore, rather trade out for dual position bottom dollar players to upgrade your middling players. You should have a squad of ~19 elite players to take into the finals so that you can swap your reserves around depending on fixtures and POD
Hi
>>69110626
PLEASE
Why is the NRL, and Parramatta, allowing Semi Radradra to play this weekend after being arrested, having an AVO pending against him, being charged with assault and due in court on Tuesday?
Isn't it standard procedure to suspend players who are charged with crimes?
Why is Radradra getting special treatment?
>>69110634
Please what?
>>69110683
Kirisome Auva'a should be seething right now
>>69109437
cringe as fuck
>tfw had an AVO taken out against me
felt shit man. never associate with women lads. there is no gain.
>>69111045
What did you do?
>>69111075
dated a nutcase
>>69111075
kill himself
>>69111075
I beat the fuck out of this slut because she was getting mouthy.
>>69111080
what did she do?
>>69111089
She tried to castrate me while I was sleeping after I kissed her sister.
Who are your local candidates and who will you be voting for?
>>69111116
Hillary
New Avalanches album lads.
https://mega.nz/#!cMBxXD5D!0-ce-a_aZPRq_t0Qc5U5E6WSToSA80sLyW7Zkw8q3NM
>>69109994
Seeing him lift the premiership was the weirdest shit to see
>>69111142
>its a hipster millenial tries to seem cultured by enjoying 2 hit wonders from 30 years ago episode
don't be that guy though
>>69111142
literally who
>>69111159
Here's a (you) anon. (you) deserve it.
>>69111142
literally who
THE AVALANCHES ARE FUCKING BACK LADS
Literally
>Since I left you
>Frontier psychiatrist
and nothing else for 30 years
WalkGOD
>>69111116
Based Matt Thistlethwaite
>>69111159
Fuck you, you dense cunt
WalkGOD on nobel prize watch.
>>69111194
>>69111170
angry millenials are kek. isnt it time for you to go skateboarding and do an ollie? faggots
>>69111187
>>69111200
literally who?
Is anyone else's captcha fucking up hard?
>>69111230
yep
>>69111230
>not using legacy captcha and typing numbers instead of clicking on ambiguous pictures of store-fronts
lmoa
>>69111230
Mine is fine but I have legacy captcha on
>>69111275
based
>>69111274
>>69111275
Legacy always fucks up for me and makes me attempt those impossible ones with jumbled up nonsense.
Who should I vote for tomorrow friends?
>>69111313
I have no idea what you mean. I just get 3 to 4 digit numbers.
>>69111324
Merchant banker def.
>>69111324
Hillary
>yfw da storm win the premiers hip
post em
>>69111376
I hope Trump wins. I'm curious to see what happens
>>69111376
I can't wait till bethcunt sees this post
>>69108983
talking big sense here, m8.
>>69111330
Yeah that happens for a while then it decides to fuck up.
>>69108983
They're gonna lose in spectacular fashion tomorrow m8. Hope it's by a lot and it's official tomorrow night, there will be a beautiful shitstorm out and about
>its a wait till 5 to order from eatnow cause its friday episode
voted early. feels good to get past all the hustle and bustle of election day.
>>69111442
who'd you vote for mate?
Anyone else going to donkey vote here?
Never voted before lads, what am I in for?
>>69111457
Jobless kids who still live with their parents donkey vote
>>69111452
family first
>>69111469
t. jobless loser kid who lives with his grandparents
>>69111469
That's literally me.
>>69111472
good lad.
>never got a driver liscense or registered to vote in school
>now 26
>still not registered to vote
>no penalty applies
checkmate nerds
Anyone know where to get cheap PS4 controllers?
>>69111464
hopefully you're polling center has a sausage sizzle.
also refer to instructions here: >>69108983
>>69111412
Goffposting is reaching new territory
>>69108983
I thought labour and liberals are the same
>>69111571
>your*
hitting the grog too early kek
>>69111388
Look I actually have to live here. I absolutely am not curious enough to even sort of want to see what happens
>>69111565
They're ridiculously expensive. I ended up splitting a preowned one from EB games with my sister and it still cost us like $65.
>>69111394
literally who?
>2016
>voting
Heh, good goys. Remember to make your voice heard, your vote MATTERS!
>>69111579
>I thought labour and liberals are the same
more similar than the opposing parties in other countries, yes.
except labor will flush the country further down the shitter economically as they have done every time they get back in power.
>>69111452
I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. After that I became deeply cynical.
https://mega.nz/#!cMBxXD5D!0-ce-a_aZPRq_t0Qc5U5E6WSToSA80sLyW7Zkw8q3NM
No pokies thanks.
>>69111565
you can get cheapo third party controllers, but they might be shit.
best bet is used on ebay, gumtree etc.
or maybe you can import new cheap ones from the UK if the pound keeps crashing
>>69111595
What's the worst that can happen? You're more likely to go to war under Hillary
>>69111623
>voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle
what does this even mean? sounds like you aussies vote for some weird shit
>>69111672
Please watch our sport.
>>69111658
So you believe Fox News, I see. Whatever Hillary's foreign policy shortcomings may be, they aren't worse than Trumps. He has no idea what's going on anywhere in the world, even in America
Paul Carter stood down indefinitely for missing training.
http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/sport/nrl/news/2016/7/rabbitohs-stand-down-paul-carter/
>>69111699
I'm unsure if that answers my question
>>69111700
he's an isolationist
>>69111743
which is fucking retarded. It was stupid back in the early 1900s, the last time it was even sort of relevant as a foreign policy option, and its even dumber now. The fact that he's isolationist only highlights that he knows nothing about foreign policy. He didnt even know that Wales and England aren't the same thing
Anyone here have experience losing BIG money gambling?
I've never made a bet bigger than $10 in my life, but I'm strongly considering putting my meagre savings of $3600 on Melbourne to win tonight.
If they win, I'll more than double my savings. If they lose, well i have nothing.
>>69111705
I was wondering why he wasn't named this week
>>69111794
I make a tidy sideline sports betting.
The most I ever lost on a bet was 5k (from my 45k bankroll).
DO NOT EVER PUT ALL YOUR BANKROLL ON A SINGLE BET EVER.
>>69111794
Brisbane win tonight.
Also
>$3600 savings
>>69111777
>>69111700
You sound like the kind of person who only reads headlines and cherry picked, out of context quotes, rather than doing your own in depth research into what each candidate actual policies are.
You are right to vote for Clinton, but your reasoning for doing so is retarded.
I won't be saying any more on the subject.
>>69111794
just do it m8
its a lock
>>69111825
Yeah. a few sentences I wrote on 4chan really express then depth of my reasoning. I'm well aware the policies of the presidential candidates for my own country
>>69111794
>>69111817
>>69111847
Degenerate gamblers. Seek help.
>2016
>keeping your money in a bank
>not owning property
>not owning gold and silver
>>69111866
what is this, the mid-1800s?
test
>>69111877
No you dribbler, it's 2016.
Remember: First preference goes to WalkBro's Endgame Party
>falling for the 'saving money' meme
Inflation eats them right up. Best enjoy your resources as soon as you get them. Money is literally useless unless you exchange it for something.
>some people have hundreds of hours worth of hard labor placed in a bank account where it loses value every day
Horrible. Buy that treadmill you've been meaning to get so you can lose fat while you watch Breaking Bad. Go visit Rome. Get a third monitor.
>>69111866
>NOT BUYING GBP
Imagine.
IMAGINE.
>>69111888
then are you literally the reincarnation of William Jennings Bryan?
>>69111904
You don't know a single thing about me, kid.
who /MillionaireHotSeat/ here?
>>69111913
Yeah lad. Always thought of applying, I have a pretty good success rate with the questions.
Took a Wonderlic test today as part of my application to join the police, lads.
>>69111911
I know that YOU are LITERALLY SEETHING, kid. AND that YOU don't know a SINGLE THING about economics, kid.
>>69111939
that's what college football players take before the NFL draft
>>69111939
Cooper Cronk is the smartest active NRL player. Not only that, but Cooper Cronk is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.
Cronk scored a 42/50 on the Wonderlic intelligence test. A score of 20 is consistent with average intelligence. To convert a Woderlic score to IQ, double the value and add 60. This means Cronk has an IQ of 144.
To add some context, this means Cooper Cronk has a higher IQ than the following individuals:
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Adolf Hitler
Here are the Wonderlic scores for other relevant NRL stars:
Cameron Smith - 35
Billy Slater - 33
Boyd Cordner - 28
Darius Boyd - 28
Greg Inglis - 2
Cooper Cronk is literally classified as a genius.
>>69111901
>Falling for the "locking your money away in non-liquid investments for 10 years that yield only 3% more than current RBA cash rate" meme
kek
you know nothing, kys
>>69111961
Yeah i know. They advertise that fact very prominently on the website.
This whole process is taking ages.
First I needed to submit an expression of interest.
Then the Wonderlic test.
Then the actual supervised entrance exam.
Then submit a medical.
Then the fitness test/applied policing test.
Then a psych test.
This is going to take 18 months at least just to get to the academy.
I WILL NEVER WATCH YOUR SPORT
http://wonderlictestsample.com/wonderlic-test-sample/50-question-wonderlic-test/
post your scores
>>69111983
What did Doctor of Petroleum get in his test?
>>69111994
>joining the police
Why the fuck would you want to deal with junkies at 3am?
>>69111983
Just did it now and got 43. Feel dumb.
>>69112016
DELETE THIS!
>>69112112
Show them the way of WalkBro, that will set them straight
>>69112019
>>69112121
got the same
is it normal for your dick to get itchy if you leave cum on it to dry?
REEEEEEEEEEEE, why does this have to be at the same time as KyrGOAT?
I blew this load thinking about WalkGod
>>69112140
I used about 8:50 minutes. I think the questions about word definitions were tough for me. Wasn't sure what the question meant.
>2016
>not joining the police, army, navy or air force
>>69112186
Looks like a great orgasm
>>69112186
Jelly bro
>>69112019
feel like my mind is going soft working in an office doing menial work all day.
I'm also 6 beers deep.
>>69112379
videogames are gay
Who One Nation here?
>>69112379
That game is trash
>>69111045
based SKD
>>69112423
right here.
>>69112423
right here m8
>>69112423
nxt 2bh
>>69112019
i used a calculator
fast food pizza or chinese or what lads? feeling like having a cheeky beer too
>>69112514
>used a calculator
>still couldn't complete all the questions
m8...
>>69112514
If this isn't bait I feel sorry for you
>>69112533
10c you cunts had done the test before
theres a reason the average is 40% and you cunts got 80% and it aint cause youre smart
Lost my job today lads
Stole someone's job today lads
>>69112562
how you holding up?
lost my full time job in april.
technically i'm casually employed at 2 places right now, but haven't actually been given any hours for 3 weeks.
shit sucks
might join the air force 2bh
>>69112557
Kek. This was basic maths and vocab. I'm disappointed with my score tbs
Outsourced an Australian job to 3 blokes in India for 1/10th of the cost today lads
Fired someone today lads
The KFC pulled pork burger is shit lads
made 3x the average yearly salary in this country today lads.
rooted my sexy 18yo secretary in my office and then gave her a pay increase today lads
>>69112584
PORK IS HARAM AND NOT KOSHER FUCKING GOY KAFFIER
>>69112572
Pretty depressing. I worked casual for 2 companies doing essentially the same job, one of them lost the contract. Im still employed by the other company iv lost half my income
gonna go eat the 2 wings and 2 legs from the woolworths bbq chicken i bought today lads.
>>69112630
such value.
having a perroni that sat in the downstairs fridge for a year lads
tastes good
>>69112423
Seven nation here.
Dinner time lads.
Just a helpful reminder that cronulla will NOT be winning the premiership this year.
Just a helpful reminder that the premier will be either Melbourne (80% chance) or Canterbury (15% chance).
>>69112674
Elite dinner. Gonna make some chicken, cheese and avocado toasted sandwiches soon.
>>69112690
>80%
>15%
Who's the other 5%?
>>69112699
Roosters (who are back)
>>69112699
split between the rest of the """"""""""contenders"""""""""", i.e broncucks, cuckboys, cucknulla
everyone else is 0%
>>69112707
>contenders
>broncucks
Select one and only one
>>69112657
>tfw no one thought my joke was funny
;_;
>>69112723
Um, I select "contenders" for them.
Fucking retard.
>>69112735
For who?
Mum is bringing some maccas home lads
>>69112772
Is macca a good bloke?
>>69112772
Fat fuck detected.
>>69108983
>he wants no penalty rates
>he actually likes Malcolm
LOL
Lads, who do you HONESTLY think will win the election tomorrow?
Malcolm Turnbull or Bill Shorten?
State reasons why.
>>69112772
based walkie
I don't want our leader to be prime minister manlet.
Prime Minister Turnbull, now that's a name I can follow
>>69112797
Shorten. There are enough fags and bleeding hearts that want marriage equality and angry low wage workers who don't want to lose their penalty rates to easily beat Turnbull.
>>69112797
hung parliament, Shorten to form govt because the independents hate Coalition more
>>69112790
Thanks for providing me with an example of someone who is a waste of skin and should die.
So glad that I don't share political views with such cretins.
Don't bother replying to this post, I won't be reading it.
>>69112797
Based N here
Turnbull is going to win on a 2 party prefered, 53% of the vote and win the election
>>69112836
Replying anyway lol. There is literally no reason to vote liberal. Enjoy your labor government, Malcolm
Why are so many NRL players women beaters?
>>69112790
>penalty rates
>2016
KEK. Maybe aspire to do more with your life then being a waitress you little piece of shit
>>69112854
All those roids lid
>>69112858
Someone has to do those jobs dickhead there's literally no argument for removing penalty rates. None.
>tfw totally ignorant of politics and have no clue on who to vote
I usually vote whoever my dad told me to vote but hes gone now. Who do I vote?
>>69112883
>there's literally no argument for removing penalty rates.
>>69112904
?????
I'm waiting
>>69112895
throw it away on a meme independent
>>69112895
they're both the same
just don't vote for the greens
I actually traded in Mitchell Barnett lads.
Am I a shitter or what
>>69112839
Real N here. I don't disagree, but I am curious how often you impersonate me.
>he literally thinks voting does anything
>he's not part of the shadow cabal that actually runs the country and just picks a puppet minister to distract the proletariat
I forget that everyone here is poor.
Post players that without a doubt go on 4chan
>>69112915
How about your employer won't be able to survive because he's paying your useless ass and other cretins of your ilk stupid amounts of money to do menial work.
>>69112933
No. He sucks
>>69112797
Malcolm Turnbull and Bill Shorten are NOT contesting an election against each other.
It's not a presidential election. And they certainly aren't competing in the same electorate.
If you phrased your question correctly and asked whether Labor or Liberal/National would win the answer is obviously Liberal/National.
>>69112943
>>69112915
Don't worry m8, just like you I don't need an argument either. I can just make the blanket statement that there is literally no argument for not removing penalty rates.
p.s Why did the adelaide shop assistants union decide to ditch penalty rates? Surely they didn't do it out of their own good will
p.p.s kys
>>69112949
Exactly. I'm just desperate for money because I'm scared I'll be a few thousand short of what I need for my ideal side.
I meant to get Ray Thompson but I forgot
>>69112944
My employer is a multi million dollar company and the family run business I worked for before this paid more doing the same work and they did just fine.
Try again, Malcolm.
>>69112944
lmao if your business can only survive by removing penalty rates it's pretty fucked already
>>69112936
Not very often, just trying to build your pseudotrip cred profile m8
>>69112943
Don't have a picture of Josh Chudleigh.
the captcha is being a fucking nightmare
fix your shit gookmoot
>>69112956
Based fucking matt
>>69112988
>select all images with x
>replaced with more images of x
>>69112988
Just click outside the boxes until the images shows up
>all these lefty children in here
STAGGERING number of posts filtered tonight, lads.
>>69112988
getting it as well m8. i just start clicking the screen and it eventually shows up properly after about 3 clicks
going to make a post in /afl/ about supporting the socialist alliance.
wish me luck lads
>>69112923
Greens are labor though.
Does anyone in here give a shit about gay marriage? I'm all for gays doing their thing but marriage in general isn't a big deal to me, so I really don't give a flying fuck.
Can we PLEASE talk about some fucking FOOTY?!?
>>69113034
>he doesn't know the united federation of the south pacific islands owns /nrl/
>>69113015
sorry for invading your safe space m9 I'll try to be more tolerant in future
>>69113059
I want them to shut the fuck up about it so I say just give it to them. Who even gives a fuck about marriage at all
How much is the fine for not voting?
I want to sleep in.
>>69112975
>Malcolm STILL hasn't responded
Typical Liberal, though
https://youtu.be/amUNEsSdy_g
>>69113059
I'm not even a slippery slope faggot, but why aren't the polygamists making more of this.
Its a cultural acceptable practice in many countries, so why aren't more people making a deal out of it?
Who are the candidates for the lower house in YOUR electorate?
Any interesting ones?
Are YOU a candidate?
>>69113122
how about who gives a shit
>>69113122
My electorate is shit
Liberals
Greens
Aussie Christians
Labor
Nationals
Fuck I love that new Rihanna song
>>69113077
That's what I'm saying. I don't give a shit about marriage in general.
>>69113121
Who knows? Does it matter though? When you jump up and down like a whining baby it doesn't make them look too good.
The LGBT group try so hard to make themselves a part of society, and in doing that they actually end up segregating themselves more.
>>69113145
>question was who are the candidates
>lists the parties and not the candidates
>>69113157
who cares about the candidates
>>69113146
I used to like her when she first started out as a qt little island girl, now she's too much of a slag 2bh
>>69113146
What's it called m8?
>>69113122
ugh
i don't have any meme candidates to vote for
>>69113183
This is what you came for
>>69113157
>It's a "I care deeply about the puppet the party is using" episode
>>69113191
you've gotta vote for glenn lazarus for /nrl/
>>69113198
yes, but what is it called?
>>69113183
work work work work work
>>69113198
It's a Calvin Harris song featuring Rihanna 2bh.
>>69113217
We Found Love came out years ago m8. It isn't new.
>>69113217
>singer does all the work
>the song wouldn't be anything WITHOUT the singer
>the "DJ" who is credited for the song just put together a bunch of random beats on a fucking computer
Yeah nah it's a Rihanna song cunt
>>69113231
I loved that song.
Still waiting out on ScHoolboy's new project. Excited as FUCK. And Pusha T too.
>WORK-life balance is important to Ash Harris, which is why, he says, the idea of losing penalty rates scares him so much. A barista at Glee Coffee Roasters on Darby Street, he works four days a week by choice as a way of maintaining his quality of life. ‘‘A three day weekend suits me better. It means I’m not spending my whole weekend getting over the working week, and gives me more time to pursue my hobbies,’’ he said.
>But the shorter working week means the shifts he does get are important, and when Glee, like many businesses, closed for three of the four days of the Easter long weekend, it hurt.
‘‘That’s 80 per cent of my working week,’’ he said.
>>69113122
labor wins lol
>>69113198
I had no idea that was Rihanna 2bh
>>69113236
Calvin Harris wrote the song, including it's composition, structure, melody and lyrics.
He could have gotten any female singer to do the vocals, but chose Rihanna obviously because it will sell more with her name.
She literally did no work at all.
>>69113236
>it's a pleb rates the singer who did no work and discards the efforts of the songwriter and producer episode
Yawn.
>>69113236
>the "DJ" who is credited for the song just put together a bunch of random beats on a fucking computer
Fucking cringe. If I read this on the daily mail I wouldn't bat an eyelid. This sounds like something a dad rocker would say about hip hop or electronic music.
>>69113251
Her voice is LITERALLY why the song sounds so good you retard. There isn't a single female singer who could sing the "you-oo-oo" part as beautifully as her
Official /nrl/ SuperCoach Premiers Hip Late Season Preview
>1. Beddington / Current Power Ranking: 4th / Future Fixtures: 8th / Expected Finish: 3rd
After a lengthy winning streak, was beaten quite convincingly last round. Consistently scores well, but has a draw that features 2 of the big contenders. Winning these matchups would likely give him the minor premiership, given the rest of his draw is very easy.
>2. Bread Pilled / Current Power Ranking: 3rd / Future Fixtures: 15th / Expected Finish: 4th
The most consistent SuperCoach in the league, and is currently on the biggest winning streak. Despite this, he faces what is by far the most difficult draw of all relevant teams. Three matchups against contenders and a tight bye round fixture could all go either way, and he could realistically finish anywhere from 1st to 8th.
>3. The Fabulous / Current Power Ranking: 2nd / Future Fixtures: 3rd / Expected Finish: 1st
A very good all round player that possibly has the best team in the league. With a very easy run home outside of a matchup with Huggybears, he is a good chance of finishing at the top of the ladder for the finals.
>4. Huggybears / Current Power Ranking: 1st / Future Fixtures: 13th / Expected Finish: 2nd
The highest scoring coach of the year so far lingers in fourth position due to some bad luck with scheduling. Plays the next 3 best players at the moment in his run home, but could easily beat them all. A definite chance of the minor hip.
>>69113271
Julia Holter could.
>5. Meme / Current Power Ranking: 9th / Future Fixtures: 7th / Expected Finish: 6th
After being the team to beat for the early-middle of the season, Meme has somewhat dropped off in scoring and doesn't look currently look like a contender. It would be foolish to write him off, and with a solid draw that doesn't include any of the big 4 teams, could come into the finals with momentum.
>6. 2 Myles Per Gallen / Current Power Ranking: 6th / Future Fixtures: 10th / Expected Finish: 7th
Got off to a slow start, but has eventually built his team up to become quite formidable, as evidenced by his massive score last round. Has a reasonable run home, but I don't think he can keep up his recent form. Regardless, he should not be written off and could be a dark horse for the title.
>7. Joe Flacco / Current Power Ranking: 5th / Future Fixtures: 5th / Expected Finish: 5th
The O6's best chance at the title this year, he has been quietly achieving good scores for quite a while now, and has snuck up the ladder with some consistent form. With an enviable run home that includes 2 Myles Per Gallen as the biggest challenge, he should be set for a solid final ranking.
>8. Broncucks Ltd. / Current Power Ranking: 13th / Future Fixtures: 10th / Expected Finish: 9th
After a huge start to the year, Broncucks Ltd. started to drop in form over the Origin period, just as he predicted. His scoring is now similar to those of the middle-tier teams, and will likely lose his spot in the finals due to a rather difficult run home.
>>69113271
who is the white bitch that sings the summer song?
>>69113271
I wish I was as much of a pleb as you.
I feel like I would be a happier person.
Other teams will be posted at half time.
