Americans, are you enjoying the Euro Cup?
I don't watch soccer.
I don't favor semen that much, truth be told.
>>69107001
>penalty kicks
>>69107040
Why? What do you watch then?
it was more fun when it was 3 games a day but yeah it's been good
>>69107001
Yes
The what?
>>69107062
Players need to rest you know...
Would be nice if a game finished in regular time for a change
Daily reminder that the only """Americans""" who care about this shit are Chicanos and other 3rd world immigrants. The rest of us don't give a fuck.
>>69107001
it's over by the time i get home from work.
Can someone explain where the "Semen Slurping" meme came from and what does it mean?
>>69107053
Keep to your semen slurping containment threads Pedro.
I enjoy footie but these games have been bland
>>69107155
false also neets love it
>>69107135
6/9 games finished after regular time
7/9 games finished before the penalty shootout
>>69107155
>w-we like t-totally don't care
lel, nice try
>>69107135
How did you mange to make this post while legally braindead?
>>69107254
Soccer is utterly irrelevant here.
>>69107189
João is a more common name
>>69107287
that's because you're brainwashed into liking sports that are actually just hidden avertisement shows
wake up sheep, you're getting screwed!
>>69107337
Yes because soccer is 100% organic, clean and non-commercial and it's totally not a bunch of corrupt billionaires jewing shekels out of us like in American sports.
>>69107337
and euros are apparently brainwashed into thinking that all american sports are like the NFL. no other league even comes close to the amount of money they spend on TV.
>>69107408
but our commercialization doesn't affect the sport itself
yours are getting cucked by the commercial interests of big money
an average handegg match consists of mostly commercials these days
but you are too brainwashed to see this and stand up to this
>>69107408
i am yet to see ronaldo or messi thank their sponsors when they win the ballon d'or
that peyton fellow advertising budwiser at the end of the superbowl was pathetic
>>69107491
there isn't anything to watch while those commercials are on. the players are just standing on the field while the coaches call the next play.
>>69107001
Never heard of it
>>69107491
>but our commercialization doesn't affect the sport itself
Yes it does.
>literally awarding big tournaments to third word shitholes because of bribes
>>69107506
>tfw a Saudi oil sheikh buys an English club, hires an Italian manager, buys an Argentinian superstar for 100 million shekels in order for him to play in a jersey with a Korean electronics company logo on it, in Allahu Akbar Airlines Arena, in front of wealthy Pakistani and Russian oligarchs
>>69107642
You only read what's onthe shirt if you want to.
I could care less about some divegrass tournament
>>69107001
Is it on t.v. here?
>>69107714
>I could care less
nice!
so which country are you rooting for?
>>69107001
Yeah it's alright I guess. I don't like soccer much but I like the international fans aspect of it. Go Iceland and Wales.
>>69107337
And you're brainwashed into liking a sport that ends in ties 80% of the time.
>A team made the semi-final of a major tournament without winning a game
Can't make this shit up.
Soccer is ultra-boring, more boring than baseball. It's a game that very small children and immigrants can actually wrap their head around (kick ball in net), it truly is a testament to the retardedness of foreign people.
>>69107254
Most of the people that walk by that sign and notice it are not native New Yorkers
>>69108027
Soccer has went off a cliff in talent. During the previous decade we had players like prime Ronaldo, Brazilian Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Zidane, Totti, van Nistelrooy, Kaka, Roberto Carlos, Henry, etc.
Right now there's Messi, shit version of Ronaldo and a bunch of faggots like Kane, Hazard, Aguero and Bale who would be considered literal whos 12 years ago.
>>69107001
Definitely enjoying Renato Sanches.
I'm having a great time.
Honestly not much, most of the games have been really boring but still I keep watching.
Hoping Germany v Italy makes up for all that semen-slurping earlier in the tournament
Yes, love me some TSUUU
>>69107001
I love the yuros so far m8
Iceland and Italy both going past my expectations, rooting hard for Italy
So much better than shitcopa
>>69107287
>"whats your favourite sport?"
>"nfl"
>>69107177
americans are obsessed with gay things and gay words in sports
compared to tournaments past, it's actually been pretty terrible
i blame the expanded tournament field, allowing third place teams to qualify for the knockouts- it's encouraged bus-parking
and portugal
portugal is awful for the sport
On the other hand, Iceland has been a joy to watch, and they had a hand in England imploding, which is always a highlight
>>69108296
Shut up. Texas is so insecure about homosexuality that they outlaw sodomy
>>69108296
this. me and all my friends call gridiron "beargrapple" and we call basketball "buttblug dunk"
>>69107287
>NCAAB
>3%
People only pay attention to it in March. Still beats floptrot.
>>69108752
I don't think anyone outside of North Carolina, Kentucky or Kansas considers NCAAB their #1 sport.
>>69107155
but that's wrong.
USA crowds are pretty white desu.
>>69107001
I enjoy it when your country isn't playing
>>69107001
No it sucks
>>69107177
fucking newfag summerfags
99% of matches have been semen slurping snoozefests, if it wasn't for /sp/ shitposting it would be unbearable, in fact it actuall is unbearable, so i take it back. the tournament is the worst ive ever seen.
>>69107337
Or maybe, just fucking maybe, not everyone in the world likes soccer. ever thought about that?
Why do you euros auto attack NFL like that is the only sport we watch? I don't even watch NFL games. We actually have more than one sport here.
>>69108080
This it is fucking awful to watch
>>69108939
>women can play floptrot
>women can't play gridiron football
it's obvious senpai
>>69107001
Who gives a fuck about americans? Euros are for europeans, let them enjoy handegg
>>69107337
>floptrot
No thanks
>>69107001
I wish, most games are on during work hours, but I'll catch the games over the long weekend! Ever since the FIFA scandals, I've watched soccer with less interest.
>>69107001
No. It's been awful apart from Italy's 2 games where they beat Belgium and Spain. And of course England getting knocked out was classic. Other than those 3 games, this is a total snore fest.
>>69107001
As a Canadian who doesnt give a fuck about soccer I hope Portugal wins it all because it makes everyone SO salty.
Plus I live in Nazitown Canada(Kitchener) and watching German fags who cant even name a single player cry-meltdown would be the best.
>>69109832
cringed
>>69107001
just finished watching today's game. Are you as worried as I am about the lack of w carvalho in the semis?
>>69110154
>canada
cringed even more
>>69107268
This was a sick burn...
in England
>>69107155
no you guys are faggot cucks who watch the ladies play... literally the only country in the world that cares about womens football
>>69107040
>soccer
because football is a "sport" you play with your hands amirite?
>>69107001
Thoroughly. I had fun watching England get blown the fuck out by a team with the village dentist at the helm.
I've watched maybe 3 games so far and still feel like I haven't missed anything
Quality of play has been dreadful
All the previous Euros have had more epic matches despite playing half the number of games
Leave it up to Europe to try to replace quality with quantity (BIG HINT: It's not working)
I'll laugh if Portugal ends up lifting the trophy despite not winning a single game in 90 minutes
>>69107040
But are you enjoying the Euro Cup?
>>69107287
>sport
>the answers are all organizations
>do you like bread?
>yes i love monsato
>>69111963
He is an amerifat. What did you expect?