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Summer time suspensions edition
>Manziel Death Pool sub-edition

DAL:Ro McClain slapped with 10-game suspension
FA:Troubled Manziel slapped with four-game ban
NYJ:Jets DL Sheldon Richardson suspended Week 1
IND:Irsay: Josh Ferguson could be 'special'
WAS:Schefter: Cousins deal 'too difficult to do'
CIN:Bengals could use more two-back formations
CLE:Hue Jackson 'all in' on Robert Griffin III
IND:Colts make QB Luck highest-paid player ever
FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
SEA:Seahawks lock Doug Baldwin up through 2020
ARZ:Report: Cards want Mathieu deal before camp
MIN:Cordarrelle Patterson: I need to work harder

>/comfy/ and appropriate for the suspensions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYPCdgjsqP4
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why are our niggers so fucking stupid?
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Was Peyton overrated?
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3th for footb/a/ll
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>>69107046
it's designed to be a recursive system that re-balances the values for how good each team is based on the previous values until it converges onto specific values for each team empirically. so if I do that after say, week 10, then I'd have to run the converging process again after I include week 11's games to get new values. that's fine though, takes all of 3 seconds, the problem is making a formula to give approximate ratings for teams that would create relatively accurate representations of how that game went for those teams given their initial impressions of how things SHOULD go. if I get that right, I can use it to make predictions as well. the thing is trying to figure out which stats seem important in this context but are actually not useful and don't contribute (or are counterproductive) towards giving the intended results. I don't really concern myself too much with how the useful stats make sense together, only that the actual end product looks like it comes out properly, or else it wouldn't be useful.
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>>69107075
Jealousy makes people do and say stupid things
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>>69107075
>Niggers
>stupid
In other news water is wet.
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Nth for throwback Jerseys

>team
>player
>favorite throwback
>hamburger or hotdog
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>>69107179
>Trips
>Shitposting
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>>69107075
to be completely honest, I was going to ridicule you because I thought McClain was the one with the lowest Wonderlic score
I was wrong and I'm sorry
>It was actually Morris Claiborne, a Dallas CB
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>>69107164
Scarlet shut UP

stop blog posting in a dead general during the OFFSEASON about your dumb prediculator
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>Yfw this mothercuker beats your team in the playoffs/ da owl
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How soon is too soon to draft Ezekiel, I'm thinking of keeping Antonio Brown with my round 1 pick and then taking Big Zeke in the 2nd. I expect him to be around for a decade so speaking purely for the future it may be a good move.
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>>69107205
>blog posting
this is definitively on-topic though, why would you object to that instead of something else? like say, calling out coffee as inferior to candy?
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>>69107205
Packers go 1-15
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>>69107164
well the only thing youd need to predict is the final record, wouldnt necessarily need to get the stats (yards and TDs Im assuming) to be perfect.
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>>69107205
>its a 'tiki shits up a slow thread' thread
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>>69107179
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>>69107271
well if I can get the ratings to come out right, it wouldn't exactly pop out a record as a prediction itself, but rather the record would be derived from the results. so say that the formula say that they were the stronger team in X number of games, but their actual result was X - 3 wins then that would indicate they significantly underachieved.
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>>69107248
>implying Zeke will get out of the first
Hes super hyped. If theres 10 or less pick predicted ot be taken in the first, and hes one of them, you're not getting him if youre keeping AB
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>>69107304
>Beebe unironically talking about shitting up threads
It's almost as funny as the time Oldbay said he knew things about football
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Reminder that anyone who hopes the Raiders relocate has no soul.
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>>69107319
So what a teams record *should* be as opposing to what it *may* be?
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>>69107393
I just want a stadium that doesn't leak raw sewage, man.
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>>69107393
The Raiders franchise deserve a city that will take care of them
Raider's fans deserve another trophy in Oakland
Its a tough issue
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>>69107324
I'm in a 16 team league. each team has the option to take up to 3 keepers. You take one you lose your first round pick, you take two and you lose your first and second and so on. I'm only keeping Antonio Brown and am letting Matt Forte and Eddie Lacy go. I won't know who is doing what until keepers date comes and goes
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>>69107438

Then look to this based motherfucker and go with his plan
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>>69107391
>filename

I dont love you, sorry.
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>>69107391
>that last frame
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>>69107488
You will
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>>69107478
in that sort of system you wont have much of an idea until you see the keepers date
You dont now how many (out of fucking 16 so your chances are slim) are actually missing the first round
You'll also have to keep in mind who's not keeping RBs because those will be the guys to reach for Zeke
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>NFC East
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>Billy Idol Belichick isn't the GOAT HC
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>>69107590
Winningest division of football.
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>>69107608
>Cheaters being GOAT

That's why Manning, not Brady, is the GOAT QB.
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>>69107427
I meant more like each team would be given ratings compared to each other based on the overall big picture, and then by looking at the actual results between teams with X and Y ratings, you can see where the outlier performances would be. So for instance (pulling numbers out of my ass here) if the 2015 49ers were rated at -3.27 and the 2015 Vikings were rated at +2.78, then the 49ers beating the Vikings in week 1 would be a statistical aberration. By looking at which teams SHOULD have won each game and how things actually turned out, you could see which teams over/under-performed. That's not the entire purpose of the spreadsheet though, since by setting it up to run continuously the actual ratings involved would change from week to week, so the 5-11 49ers beating the 8-8 Falcons looks like less of a surprise in hindsight than it did at the time. by compiling those changes in perception week-to-week, you can see which teams are building significant momentum and should not be nearly as scary or as slept on in the coming weeks, depending on the case.
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>>69107656
>Manning
>GOAT QB

kek
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>>69107676
>Losing to Eli in the owl twice
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>>69107663
ugh just finish it a land post it and stop talking about it jeez
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>>69107706
>having a worse Owl performance than Trent Dilfer
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>>69107663
I think I get what you're saying but I know im not quite there. You said you had a rough draft of graphs of this. May I see so I can get a visual representation of what you're saying?
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>>69107731
As I said before, I'm struggling to figure out how to make the actual ratings themselves look accurate, which will take a while to figure out since I have to empirically test how the system would look if implemented, and if that actually makes sense. What makes it harder is that doing so is a partially subjective process since I'd have to throw out configurations that give results I deem nonsensical. If I had figured it out already though, then it would already be done and I wouldn't need to go "finish it up and post it".

>>69107753
Not graphs, spreadsheet. It's not visual. Also, it's in a highly WIP state that isn't ready for sharing and wouldn't make any sense yet, I'd have to clean it up considerably beforehand.
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>>69107739
>18
>and
>1
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>>69107739
>Not being complete shit in the Owl and still wining
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>>69107834
I get it
I have a non-football related tabletop I'm working on that would make no sense previewing it now
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>>69107834
carry on then
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>>69107186
>team
Seahawks
>player
Bobby Wagner
>favorite throwback
Pic related
>hamburger or hotdog
Bacon bleu cheese hamburger
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>>69107842
>tfw 19-0 vs. the "new and improved" McAdoo-led Gints
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>>69107186
>Eagles
>Dawkins
>Kelly Green anything
>Hamburgers can have way more options and stylings so definitely the burger
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>>69107186
>team
Raiders
>player
Stabler
>favorite throwback
We don't got none.
>hamburger or hotdog
Burger.
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>>69108086
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>>69108086
They never should've fired Coughlin.
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>>69107186
>Patriots
>Ty Law
>pictured
>hamburger with Worcestershire/similar sauce
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>>69108168
yeah, they should have
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>>69107186
>Raiders
>Alzado, Plunkett, and Biletnikoff.
>good uniforms never change
>both
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>>69108198
They should have made a clone that was younger.
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>>69108230
there is one pseudo-clone, his name is Bill Belichick
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>>69108157
>favorite player is someone you most likely weren't even born to see them play
What a faggot just pick someone
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>>69108247
>the no Tom Flores or Don Coryell clones in a shed somewhere.
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>>69108253
I agree
Dude was alive to see the Charles Woodson play and still took someone who he's only ever known via highlight reels
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>>69108270
?
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>>69108253
>>69108285
Wasn't aware my favorite player was any of your business.
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>>69108330
>Never seen his "favorite" player play

Fucking tripfags are cancer
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>>69108330
Oh its not but Ill judge you and your taste regardless
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>A ticket for a toxins games is 64 dollars

The fuck is this shit
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>>69108405
Nosebleeds or closer up?
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>>69108086
>pats ever going 19-0

nah senpai Cam about to BLACKED.com the NFL and win 5 rings in a row on top of 19-0, forever making Tommy deflate balls a foot note in NFL history.
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>>69108410
what the fuck? those look disgusting

>>69108437
(u)
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>>69108301
I want clones of the best coaches and coordinators from all time and have them lead the Raiders to a dynasty of dynasties. Imagine: HC is Paul Brown, OC Don Coryell, and Buddy Ryan as the D.C..
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>>69108454
Eh theyre not that much different than the based powder blue Chargers throwback but theres too much emphasis on the yellow. I can see why thats a sweet ass jersey. Better than Pittsburgh Bumblebees desu
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>Jets star who led police on 143 mph chase suspended 3 fewer games than Tom Brady

Pats haters will defend this
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offseason nfl generals are all the same

just like Tomo threads
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>>69108530
>Cheat your entire career vs one fuck up

Patsfags pls go
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>>69108530
I'm not lol.
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>>69108422
Nosebleeds
Found some for half the price.
Im seriously considering going to a toxins game just for the sake of going to an NFL game 2bh
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>>69108578
Ive considered. It'd be pretty cool desu. Make sure you bring money to chill out and drink on. Dallas is only 3 hours south of here but itd suck going to an away game, especially with trash like Cowboys fans everywhere
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>>69108530
The Brady suspension fiasco is Roger clumsily and idiotically trying to assert his authoritah after being made to look stupid yet again after his team fucked up the initial "investigation" completely. Any and all other suspensions are him effectively doing as he wants, just like with the Brady issue.
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>>69108604
this
I dont think many people agree with Brady being suspended for the implication of being involved in an act that, well frankly, a lot of teams (especially ones in colder weather) take advantage of.
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>>69108548
Sometimes I think each hiatus actually makes me feel slightly sicker as they progress.
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>>69108578
Why not go to this one then?
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>>69108638
I thought the whole suspension wasn't for deflating but for "refusing to cooperate with the investigation" anyways?
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is your QB redpilled?

http://www.businessinsider.com/tom-brady-calls-coca-cola-poison-2015-10
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>>69108666
It was for cheating throughout his entire career, Satan.
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>>69108571
>Cheat your entire career

Source: NFL.com
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>>69108659
fuck I bet that would be fun to go to. If I had friends and money of course
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>>69108659
oh wait I'm awkward and white. I would probably end up getting stabbed for looking at a guy the wrong way.
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>>69108601
Dallas is a fucking 12 hour drive for me senpai.

>>69108659
I live closer to Houston than i do to Mexico City

Honestly i want my first game to be a Broncos one, but i have an itch to go to a game,idk senpaitachi
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Is there a more nonsensical, dumb, autistic stat than "on pace" / projected shit?

>some shitter throws for 400 yards in week 1
>OH WOW, HE'S ON PACE TO HAVE 6400 YARDS FOR THE SEASON, LITERAL GOAT !!!

It's on par with baseball having "no-hitter watch" after two innings, pants on head retarded, but you just know these retards will once again spout this bullshit once the season starts.
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>>69108748
stat projections are nothing but blind hope desu imho pham
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>>69108748
>letting espn bait you

>>69108643
/nfl/ meet up for a summer game when
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>>69108805
>/nfl/ meet up
this is always a bad idea. how many meetups ever turn out to be worth it? /nfl/'s userbase doesn't seem very inspiring, either. especially if it's mostly our tripfags.
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>>69108405
I paid 100 bucks for Titans@Browns nosebleeds ticket last year lel.

It was still worth every cent for the atmosphere alone.
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Rip Lor Scoota
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>>69108695
there are millions of Brady haters who will take that headline literally and not read a single word of the rest of the story because
>he's Tom Brady and he thinks soda is poison!!!

He's right, though. Kids shouldn't drink sugar water (aka soda) of any kind nearly as much as they tend to across the US; it's just 300 useless calories they have to work off, as /fit/ would probably view it. And Frosted Flakes are gross.
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>>69108805
>>69108877
Gonna have to agree with Scar, we're too widespread and there aren't very many of us. Maybe if we're all relatively near each other sometime, but I'm not going for a meet up that is farther than a nice day trip.

A localized one with other Eaglesfags could work.
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>>69108877
tiki or oldbay probably would ruin it desu

It'd be like the "my feet hurt" comic except everyone is wearing jerseys
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>>69108964
Or like that one /fa/ meet up.
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>>69108889
RIP Clops cap space
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>>69108961
true, a meetup among local fans of the same team sounds more worth considering, but not necessarily a good idea. case-by-case basis, however I don't think there are that many fanbases here that have enough fans from the same team to actually make it happen. you'd probably have to infiltrate a ribbit meetup to do that.

>>69108964
the official meetup picture would be reposted here by everyone to show how they all look dead inside
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>>69108964
>everyone having a good time
>beebe shows up
>everyone let's out a collective groan
>Oldbay shows up
>everyone leaves

You millenials have ruined the meetup
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>>69109005
Probably like the /k/ meetup with cum brownies
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>>69109042
I'm smart. I won't eat anything offered to me at the meet up.
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>>69109035

>Tiki shows up, already drunk on bathtub whiskey, in a wifebeater and ripped jeans, not having showered for 5 days
>everyone leaves
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>>69109042
shhh dont spoil my idea

>>69109035
>everyone having a good time
>I show up and everyone reaches for a collective grope
>tiki walks in and gets blindsided by oldbay, breaks collarbone
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>>69109076
a legitimate Tiki-Oldbay angry drunk fight would be awesome to watch
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>EDP periscoping
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>This fucker has more rings than Romo
Feels good desu
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>>69109035
you realize that the terms Gen Y and millennial are used equivalently, right? they didn't used to, but that's how it is now. so if you were born in or after 1980, you're a millennial.
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>>69108659
>the two teams that are the most popular with Mexicans playing in Mexico City

First smart move the NFL has made with their international series.
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>>69108964
>my feet hurt
>BB is drunk and looking for bussy again
>Repping the counterfiet jersey I bought that you can barely tell is fake
>implying I'm a cuck that pays $300 to wear another man's name
>Why can't Old Bay realize nodding and moving away means people are done talking to him
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>>69109076
we could finally bully Lake into shoving a football up her ass in front of all of /nfl/
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>>69109103
yeah, from a distance, after the fact, in a video someone else posted.

probably not a good idea to be in the vicinity when it happens. or at least, not worth coming out all the way just for that.
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>>69109153
Or if she isn't there we can make it a Pin-The-Tail-On-The-Donkey game.

Winner gets the loser to pick up his wife's son for him every day for a week.
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>>69109156
>/nfl/'s meetup fight becomes the most popular video on WorldStarHipHop for weeks, garners millions of views
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQGr3FSESHg
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>>69109153
We could all take turns shoving the football in.
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>>69109153
>the football is written on with all the other tripnames and a timestamp
>in big letters in the center it says YOU JUST GOT YO GABBA GABBERT'ED
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>>69109194
>SJW media doxxes harbautism because the video includes the tripnames for all the spectators too, and his has the word autism in it
>the triggered people lead us to him where he's shitposting from under a bridge behind a mcdonald's
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>>69109207
>on the other side: "MATT RYAN WILL NEVER BE ELITE"
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>>69109156
Technically sure. I am technically considered a millenial now

But the derogatory term of the word "millenials" is applied to people born after 1994. And those millenials have ruined everything
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>>69109111
As he should

He's the better QB
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>>69109207
ayyy

>>69109247
that's not funny. have you ever had to sleep under a freeway overpass? bird shit everywhere aside, it's always loud and windy, and there's no cover to prevent you being seen from punks who want to beat up a hobo or another hobo who wants to take your shoes.
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>>69109274
I got turned down for a job interview once because the hiring manager said they "didn't want any more damn worthless millennials". your personal standards of the term are outdated. unfortunately.
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>>69109274
I'm a post 94 millennial and I fucking hate the term lol.
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>>69109153
then make bb strip naked and dance
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>>69109356
November 86 here and believe me I hate to be lumped in the same bag as you shitters too.
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>>69109346
That's literally ageism. What a cunt.
>>69109356
>fw Anyone born on or before July 1, 1998.
I hooked up with this chick from my home town two weeks ago. She fucking ruined the enjoyable mood afterwards when she brought up going to the same elementary school and how she was in Pre-K by the time I went to middle school and I was in first grade when she was born. Who considers that pillow talk?
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>>69109395
I was born in 95. The kids right after me are the problem. 95 is when it started to get shitty.
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>>69109346
Doesn't matter the name it's just a fact known by a large majority of the US population that most of the people born after the last Cowboys superbowl in 1995 are destroying America with their safe spaces and gender studies degrees corrupting the American collegiate system and what not
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>>69109419
That just makes it creepy. That's not comforting to hear lol. I don't need to be reminded I was an adult while you were still shitting your diapers.
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>>69109477
It was meant to draw penalties. The ball wasn't supposed to be snapped.
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>>69109145
>scar is explaining his charts and graphs in long detail again
>is that a girl crying? oh its just sneak
>p12 is wearing yoga pants, what a slut
>tfw didn't get any bbq wings
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>>69109453
You're really on to something. The decline of human civilization occurs with Dallas Cowboy fan happiness.
>>69109477
To get the Pats to jump offside. All the Colts players near side are lined up off the line of scrimmage by nearly 2 years. They want the Pats D to not be aware of where the LOS actually is.

It didn't go as planned so the center snapped it just to get it over with.
>>69109527
That doesn't sound awful.
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>>69109419
>That's literally ageism. What a cunt.
I would usually share your sympathy, but you can't deny that young millennials are the most useless and arrogant wastes of space in the work force right now. at my job 3 years ago I had to train a guy and he was always texting and laughing at shit on his phone WHILE I was training him. I'd just stop and let him do it, to see if he had any awareness at all of what he was doing. none whatsoever. there's also been plenty of people that didn't last long who kept complaining that something "wasn't their job". there are obviously plenty of exceptions, but it's a big trend. a bunch of entitled, lazy, spoiled, and incompetent fucks that really aren't prepared to be working.

one of the worst times I've been on the other end of it though was at a KFC, back when they were doing that 3-way bucket split thing. the line was backed up out the door, not because they were especially busy but because one of the guys was so stupid he dragged everyone else down. I had to wait for over half an hour just to order. among other issues, he left the front area unattended while he went into the backroom for over 5 minutes looking for packets of honey, only to come back with something else and not even remembering that's what I asked for, so he had to ask someone else where the honey was. then he started putting all the chicken in the bucket, and stopped, confused. he asked the old woman doing the drive-thru how to get the 3-way splitter in the bucket, and she had a fit like this retardation was new to her. didn't say a word, slammed a fresh bucket down, whipped open the splitter, stick it in the bucket, and pointedly threw each piece of chicken in. stormed off. there are people like this all over the place.
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>>69109477

Im not explaining that shit again.
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>>69109568
The lack of Cowboys championships is causing the decline of the western civilization. We need trump to make America and it's team great again
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>>69109622
Why did you fat fucks vote for Cruz then
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>>69109592
There's dumbshit bottomfeeders in every generation. No generation is better or worse than the last or the next.

>>69109622
Go to bed buddy.
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>>69109622
Cowboys Raiders Owls for the next five years. Series goes 3-2 Cowboys. You in?
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>>69109527
if it was actually me at a meetup, a better joke would be me explaining the same 5 minutes of game film as it plays, for over an hour to illustrate a point.
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>>69109648
>you will never be so desperate to have a good team that they aren't even the best in your own fantasy
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>>69109637
>There's dumbshit bottomfeeders in every generation.
sure, but it's been well-established that the current generation is the most ill-prepared to be working than the generations before it.
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>>69109648
As long as Romo gets one of those then yeah I'd be down for that

>>69109637
Trump is the best choice you have to admit
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>>69109380
>just bb
anyone who claims to be of the female sex must. this way we also find out once and for all who the traps are
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>>69109675
Just to see the Raiders in the Owl again is enough for me.
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>>69109686
it'll be clemens at qb, tony will have been forced to retire due to a literally shattered spine
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>>69109712
What about the reverse traps, like Carrmageddon?
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>>69109686
>Trump is the best choice you have to admit
my only problem is that even when he wins, he's set himself up to be so controversial and unwilling to work within the status quo that congress alienates him, his own party too. so he wouldn't be able to do us any good, not because his ideas aren't good but because he can't get anything done at all. still, nothing getting done would be leagues better than hillary doing anything.
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>>69109755
Dat bird/10
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>>69109755
my bold prediction for the season is that the 49ers will not finish in the bottom 5.
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>>69109778
which team will get next year's first overall pick?
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>>69109755
>tfw every one writes you off as a dumpster fire team but you're perfectly set to be sneaky good enough to just barely miss the playoffs or have a first round exit.
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>>69109754
Trump has more diehard supporters in the GOP than not and is already getting more support in the Senate and Congress. Trump will get more done in his 1 term than Obama has done throughout his whole political career.
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>>69109809
Saints?
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>>69109837
Eagles
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>>69108172
>not going for the red and white throwback
Seriously? That throwback?
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>best bud finds out about recently opened arcade near town, decide to go
>it's apparently Cavs night and anyone wearing cavs gear gets in and plays for free
>why the fuck not?
>get in free, it's a small-ish place but still pretty cool. Mortal Kombat, Rampage, Tron, Galaga, Frogger, Maximum Force, etc.
>back corner stands NFL Blitz 2000 arcade machine
>spend pretty much the entire time playing Blitz

I forgot how much fun I had playing that on my 64 when I was little.

Post your favorite football vidya, /nfl/
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>>69109755
Oh hey its that Mexican that doesn't know anything about football and just posts to hate on the Cowboys. Where have you been?
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>>69109864
I figured the red and white would be too easy an answer.
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>>69109380
>>69109712
what if we just kissed and make loli sounds while you cuckboys watched?

>>69109864
whats wrong with it
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>>69109837
Eagles
>>69109874
2K5 and Backyard Football.
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>>69109895
>what if we just kissed and make loli sounds while you cuckboys watched?
no

>>69109921
>Backyard Football
My MAN
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>>69109806
not one of the usual suspects, someone who did well enough last season but falls apart or gets ravaged by injuries. think the 2013 texans, for example. if I had to take a shot in the dark at who that would be, I'd say the giants. the way they drafted and having that O-Line seems like an all or nothing gamble.
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>>69109877
I've started coming into these threads yesterday.

>>69109874
NFL street
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>>69109921
>we'll never have any decent Backyard Sports games ever because Humongous Entertainment was too ambitious

feels bad man
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>>69109831
>Trump will get more done in his 1 term than Obama has done throughout his whole political career.
that only requires one thing, not really a high bar.

still, anything that needs a supermajority (2/3) to pass is going to be absolutely fucked, and he'll face a tough road even with just regular majority requirements, since he might have a consistent 30-40% but regularly getting over 50% seems a bit much to ask right now. if you're right though, I've got no cause to complain. that would be great.
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Buddy Ryan belongs in the HoG as a coordinator. Agree/disagree?
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>>69109949
Street was so fucking good.

Good to have you here.

>>69109960
Baseball was pretty good too.
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>>69109895
I'm going to get you drunk and make you sick my deck. No homo

>>69109949
Well you put the Cowboys in the wrong spot you mong. They are Superbowl contenders
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>>69109921
>>69109934
>Backyard Football
having pablo just was not fair, getting both him AND jocinda and the other team might as well not even bother.
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>>69109998
I'll bite it off (;
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>>69109984
I'm inclined to agree, but it was impossible for the 46 defense to hold up through the ages. Offenses changed because of it and at this rate it will never be relevant again.

It does speak volumes about him that he's the only near-unanimously loved Eagles coach despite never winning a playoff game.
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>>69109972

Why not just shoot executive orders out of his ass the way Obama does
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>Luck is the highest paid QB in the league
>not even the best QB of his class
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>>69109874
Basically any of the ncaa football games. Beats anything pro related in my opinion. NFL blitz 2003 was a lot of fun though.
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>>69109998
>They are Superbowl contenders

Only if Romo and Dez arent kill, which i doubt
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Anyone else watching All or Nothing? I'm half way through the first episode.
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>>69110063
better yet just walk up to the podium at his inauguration, and tell congress they're fired.
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>>69110045
A modified Nickel defense is the future of the NFL
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>>69110045
But boy was his 46 good. The 91 Eagles would definitely have won the Owl if Randall hadn't got hurt.
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>>69110086
Is that the Cardinals Special?
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>>69110113
Yeah.
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>>69110092
>trump seizes the government
>builds the wall
>makes america great again
>conquers errybody
>science makes him live forever
And on that day the world was united as the Imperium of Man, at its head was the God-Emperor.
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>>69110045
>It does speak volumes about him that he's the only near-unanimously loved Eagles coach despite never winning a playoff game.
Thats because he was a fucking shit, just like philthy fans
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>>69110105
It is until offenses find ways to get a significant advantage.
>>69110106
True that. Walterfootball considers it the greatest defense of all time. Take that with a grain of salt, but that was a fucking special defensive line up.
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>>69107186
>Browns
>Currently Ogbah, Coleman, and Barnidge are my favorites. Past, I'd probably say Clay Matthews or Newsome.
>If they ever do throwback, I hope they do pic related. the GOAT Browns uniform combo
>why not both?
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>>69110083
You really shouldn't be banking predictions on I juries that haven't happened.

The Seahawks lost their bell cow player and have a terrible line yet you have them as superbowl contenders. You should really think more before you do those type of things. Kirk cousins has as much of a chance to get injured as Tony Romo yet you have them ahead.

I rate your list a 2 out of 10 tbqh
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>>69110145
I'm so sorry you will never "get" Buddy.
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>>69110150
But then again they would have had to go through Joe Gibbs' Redskins, who were the best overall team in the league with a much better coach.
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>>69110184
43-8, nuff said.
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How would a 91 Redskins vs Eagles playoff game gone?
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>>69110197
I'm more partially to the skins because of Raleigh McKenzie playing for them. Also Jeff Bostic.
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I'm going to watch The Princess Bride and in no way is that gay.
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>>69110243
No shit it's not.
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>>69110243
make sure not to meme too hard
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>>69110184
18-1 also.
>>69110206
Seeing how we beat them Week 17, probably Eagles > Redskins.
>>69110226
Fair enough.
>>69110243
As you wish.
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>>69110243
why would there be anything gay about it? stating that so clearly makes it sound like you're trying to cover for your usual gay way of watching it, which is confusing.
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Reminder that this literally happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb_eXyhlHaA
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>>69110293
There is nothing gay about jerking off to the fencing scene if that's what you are trying to say
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>>69110383
I was crushed. It was exactly like Anderson's miss in 98.
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>>69110383
Considering Walsh was the only Vikings player to score any fucking points for them, he shouldn't have to suffer any guilt or heat from the team or fanbase. Vikings straight up choked across the board.
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>>69110413
Glad to hear you haven't put the dildo up your ass this time. You're making progress.
>>69110461
The defense played well enough for most of the game. Seahawks are just the luckiest team in the league.

We're not really in any position to criticize though, it was -30 degrees out.
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>>69110461
>choked
They just weren't as good a team as the Seahawks. Never were. They got BTFO by them a month before the playoff game.
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>David Johnson has a hot blonde fiancé and a black lab named after Emmitt Smith
Pimp.
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Dan Reeves was the most tortured coach in NFL history.
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>>69110606
He's not the only coach who's 0-4 in owls. Marv Levy and Bud Grant are as well.
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I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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>>69107164
>i prefer my pasta el dente
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>>69110170
seahawks have a top 5 offense with a top 5 QB, top 3 defense, and have a young running back who led the league last year in ypc, starting ypg, and yards after contact. Plus a defense that's healthy and cohesive for the first time since 2013. They have a far higher chance to win the SB than the fucking Cowboys lol. The Cowboys will probably come third in the division.
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>>69111309
>seahawks have a top 5 offense with a top 5 QB
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>>69111369
Not him but any non-casual knows that's true
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>Blake Bortles: 56
>Derek Carr: 100
Proof that the top 100 is garbage tier. Prove me wrong. You can't.
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>>69111309
>seahawks have a top 5 offense

they have no OL and a band of gimmick receivers except for Baldwin.
>Top 5 QB

Wilson was on pace to have his worst season ( under 3k and 2002 tier efficiency ) until the statpadding started. On top of being the worst pocket passer in the league without pressure since 2013.

>top 3 defense
holyshit this delusion, their front 7 is gone, sherman was shreaded lastyear outside Quinns cover3 system. The only upgrade is browner ( after telling him to fuck off for 2 seasons ).
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>>69111443
why are people JUST now questioning the validity of the top 100? it's always been irrelevant garbage
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>>69111309
>top 3 defense
>let entire front 7 go to pay a choking game manager
>only elite players are two banged up safeties
>only comeback win was versus the dead old steelers secondary and still needed refball to win

toplel, they're 10-6 at best.
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Yooooo everything is so green. On a sub note I put 200 buckaroos on manziel to die of overdose in the next 3 years
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>>69111589

>believing media kikes

Just throw your money away
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>>69111566
hawks kept wagner and wright. Bennett is overrated as hell though.

>>69111309
>a top 5 QB

Adoring russellouts shilling hard for this guy every offseason. Kid was mediocre until the run-pass-run was reintroduced. Don't let his comp % fool you he makes terrible decisions a lot.
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>>69111589
are you coming home?

t. beebs
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>>69109755
switch jets and bills, ravens and skins. pretty good tho. maybe colts texas too.
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>>69111722
You bet your ass I am
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>>69111514
>>69111566
>>69111695
Summers here
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>In February 2004, it surfaced that Lewis had been involved in talks about a drug deal. Lewis was charged with conspiring to possess with the intent to distribute five kilograms of cocaine and using a cell phone in the commission of the first count.[9] Lewis reached a plea agreement with prosecutors in October 2004 and ultimately, Lewis was sentenced in January 2005 to four months in federal prison.[10] He was released on August 2, 2005.[11]

Damn...
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>>69111948
Friendly reminder that Ozzie is overrated as fuck and completely fucked the team after both Superbowls with stupid personnel decisions
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Here's the probable Top 10 players, alphabetical and by position.

QBs: Brady, Newton, Rodgers
WRs: Beckham Jr, Brown, Julio Jones,
RB: Peterson
TE: Gronkowski
DL: Watt
LB: Kuechly

What is the final order?
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>>69112109
1. Newton. I think it should be Watt, but it'll probably be Newton.
2. Watt
3. Brady
4. Jones
5. Brown
6. Kuechly
7. Gronk
8. Rodgers
9. Peterson
10. OBJ

I don't agree with these rankings, but it's the Top 100, not reality.
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>>69112144
This looks pretty good. OBJ is definitely making #10. NFL Network would never pass up the opportunity to jerk themselves off this hard, OBJ at 10 and Josh Norman at 11.
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>>69111948
he must have been one of those guys to not hang onto his money considering he only stood to profit like 1/4 of one of his game checks maybe
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Anyone else watching that show about the Cards on Amazon right now?
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>>69112144
>jones above brown
laugh
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>>69112762
No but I saw he giant advertisement for it on NFL.com
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>>69111526
They're not, newfriend. We've been blasting that silly shit every year.
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>>69112762
Watching the first episode now, liking it so far.
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>>69111395
>considers Wilson a top 5 QB
>calls someone else casual
L-O-L

captcha: 187
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>>69107393
(LA)raider fan living in Vegas here
>>69107438
I agree 100%

As long as the team is in California I'm fine with it , cuck SD for all I care they're still in California and won't have a stadium that feels like I travelled 50 years back
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>Stafford will become an elite QB in my lifetime
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>>69114533
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>>69113669
But wilson is a top 5 qb you fedora wearing faggot
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who can beat them?
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>>69114949
overtime
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>>69114949
Whoever they play in the NFC championship game
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>>69112762
This is pretty good actually, also looking forward to the new Hard Knocks
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>>69109837
>the cowboys suck dick
hmmmmmmmm
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First for Oilers
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>>69111948
>Sept. 14, 2003
>295 yard game

The boy was on more coke than Whitney Houston, Rick James and Michael Irvin combined
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>Free agent QB Tarvaris Jackson requested a public defender in his domestic assault case because he said he has no money.

JUST
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>>69117352
typical

wtf are these idiots wasting their money on?
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ayyyyyyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQGr3FSESHg
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when do we get hard knocks
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First for Rochester Jeffersons
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>>69117459
kek

what a fuckin dummy
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Reminder that this team is the only team to have an undefeated season in the history of the NFL.
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>>69117563
kek, even in the captcha knew
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>FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1

He's high right now.
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