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How can Germany even compete?
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How can Germany even compete?
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>>69106984
Spero che abbi ragione.
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>>69107355
hai*
or
tu abbia*
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>>69107415
Questo cazzo di telefono. Autocorrects my italian.
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>>69106984
By playing more skillfully than Italy.
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>>69106984
Just fuck them please
I hate all the smug german faggots
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>>69106984
>italy
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I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
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>>69107788
Keep believing cuckboi.
The show is already over for you.
The curse is eternal.
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>>69106984
All the Italian anons keep saying they're going to lose and all the German anons keep saying they're going to win, so maybe you should ask them.
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>>69107788

>can't beat italy that has balloteli
>thinks it can beat italy with PELLE THE GOAT
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>>69106984
By having won one EC more than Italy
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>>69107597
>>>>>>Corea
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>>69107843
Not respecting the ritual
>just stop right there Hans
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Same way Italy wins all its soccer. By diving. Tripping. Falling. Drama.
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>>69111841
Have you like watched any of our matches at this Euro?
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>>69107843
No curse is eternal. Just ask the Golden State Warriors how the Cleveland curse worked for them...
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>no candreva, de rossi, motta
hmmm
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>>69111855
Yeah an "you" still dive and give a lot of dramatic performances. But to "your" credit: at least "you" try playing football.
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>>69106984
Get off this proxy, Hans
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>>69111864
>no Motta
We all celebrated at his yellow card desu
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>>69111856
Tell that to Benfica and their bela gutta curse
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>>69111856
literally who
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>>69111864
>no motta
That's why we have some chance to win.
I still think Germany has better chance though.
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>>69111856
>not knowing lelbron had the power of meme magic on his side

Germany don't have that luxury
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>>69107843
german intruder fuck off


GERMANS ARE TRYING TO SABOTAGE US AND OUR RITUALS, TRICKY NAZIS! NOT FAIR
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>>69113254
The seal has been lifted, the ritual failed. See you tomorrow.
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>>69113303
OH YES PLEASE ARYAN MASTERS PLEASE
FUCK MY UNTERMENSCH ASS WITH YOUR SUPERIOR ARYAN COCK MMMMMMMMMM YES PLEASE I WANT IT
DESTROY MY INFERIOR BOIPUCCI, I DESERVE IT FOR BEING SUCH A PATHETIC NON GERMAN UNTERMENSCH BITCH
OOOOH YESSS GIVE ME THAT PRECIOUS UBERMENSCH CUM, I WANT IT, IT'S DELICIOUS, MAKE ME WORTH SOMETHING WITH YOUR ARYAN SEMEN, PLEASE MASTER, I BEG OF YOU
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>>69106984
>Italians
>Being this arrogant
Don't you have someone to shit in your chest, Ahmed?
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>>69113357
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>>69107415
>Spero che hai ragione.
>hai
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>>69107843
This is a time of meme magic and curse breaking. Anything can happen.
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>>69113554
>This is a time of meme magic
So Germany's losing 7-1?
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>>69113611
fucking checked
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>>69113611
Yes.
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>>69107843
Halt! German on holiday detected. We will lose and everybody knows that. Germany is far superior both tactically and technically, plus they're an actual squad unlike 2-pain or lelgium.
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>>69107415
>*hai


Wtf anon hai la congiuntivite?
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>>69106984
ikr :(
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>>69107415
>hai*
>tu abbia
>putting "*" after the word
>being such a faggot
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>>69106984
We can't. You're the clear favorite in this game. Please show mercy.
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>>69113611
brb gonna bet
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All memes aside
What is the chance of Germany winning this match?
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>>69113611
RIP Allemagne
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>>69113897
0%
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>>69113897
-3%
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>>69113928
>>69113939
>All memes aside
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>>69113897
20%. We're likely not gonna score against buffon. Italy will also try to get the early goal and then park the bus/play on time. If everything fails they'll turn to murderball which they also perfected. It's safe to assume they got the ref on their side too. If we happen to make it to penalties there's still a good chance we're gonna loose.

So yeah, it looks pretty bad. Italy has this one in the pocket.
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For the Glory of Italy!
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>>69113897
memes aside, I'd say 65%
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>>69113897
Draxler wont be able to pull his bullshit tricks against real defenders m8
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>>69113897
22,5%
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>>69113897
~10%
Something really wierd must happen for us to win against Italy
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>>69113946
5%
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>>69113897
About 5 percent.
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>>69111856
Tell that to Kevin Durant.
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>>69107559
We will cleanse this cup of the italian and portugese dive niggers and then we will publically hang özil. Deus vult
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>>69113357
ok now I'm turned on.
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>>69113243
What do you think löw is doing? His crotch is full of magic and he's digging deep
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>>69113897
7/39
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>>69113357
Capped for the gameday thread
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>>69107559
the pain is real
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>>69113611
Reminder that neuer will have a clean sheet at the end of this tournament. Heil him
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>>69107415
>hai*
Cassano is that you?
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>>69114150
It can still happen if he gets injured or sent off.
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>>69113954
a cup of piss?
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>>69113897
>winning against italy
lol
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>>69113897

Memes is all that keeps Italy alive in this match

No Verratti
No Marchisio
No De Rossi
No Candreva
We'll have to play with a bunch of hired muscles with 0 brains in the midfield who couldn't string 3 passes together if it depended on their life
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>>69113897
60%-ish
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stop this false flagging to mess with our superstition you fuckers
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>>69113525
Foreign student here, legit confused as to why hai is incorrect there.
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>>69113897
88%
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>>69115360
Wrong tense, you must use a Congiuntivo, not a Presente
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>>69115645
Not an Indicativo Presente, sorry
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Aside from ACTUAL Italians, there is no reason why anyone else should desire Italy defeating Germany. Fuck that boring curse and its fetishists. Real men like witnessing history. Literally a fucking Leaf.
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>>69107597
>South Korea
fucking triggered
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>>69115645
>>69115666
tu abbia then?
It seems weird to me that tu hai doesn't work but maybe that's just false equivalences ebtween languages.
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>Luigies throwing the ritual
Based, you will destroy us don't worry
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>>69115858
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congiuntivo#Congiuntivo_nella_subordinata_in_italiano
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>>69107559
>P0rtug4l
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>>69114133
never forgive
never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUglB-QNkvU
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>>69111841
woah, 10 years later and your ass still hurts
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Press F to pay respect to >us :(

F

No way we can beat them
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>>69113897
14/88
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>you will never be muscled off the ball by a 6' 4'' stubbly italian defender with receding hairline

;_;
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>>69115858
You use the congiuntivo when something's not for sure

You wouldn't say "se vinco la lotteria..." you'd say "se vincessi la lotteria.."

In English there's no such thing AFAIK and if there is it's ancient and no one uses it
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>>69111841
Si era penal, lad
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>>69116632
But I may be wrong because theres too many damn verbs in this semen slurping language
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>>69116679
you are, "se vinco la lotteria" is correct, it just is used in a context where the outcome is likely.
the congiuntivo imperfetto (the one you used) is specifically for hypothetical scenarios, ones that are not very realistic
>Se piove, userò l'ombrello
>Se fossi più intelligente non darei lezioni d'italiano su 4chan pur non essendo in grado di parlarlo
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>>69116632
in english it would be the difference between "if I win the lottery" and "if I won the lottery"
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>>69113897
memes aside ery high.
We have a well organized and united team. Germany has a well organized and very united team with a bunch of highly technically skilled players.
We are more like the germany of 2006 and you resemble more that italy.
You'll beat us for the same reasons we've always beaten you.
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>>69106984
Imagine if all social studies were based on interviewing only 6 people.
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>>69116842
whatever happens, whoever wins
let's just agree that we'll bend over Portugal and fuck them raw
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>>69116732
>"se vinco la lotteria"
WHO THE FUCK WAS YOUR TEACHER

IT'S SE VINCESSI LA LOTTERIA
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>>69117474
not necessarily
what if it's a 3 person lottery and the outcome isn't that uncertain?
se doesn't require congiuntivo
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>>69106984
>How can Germany even compete?
youth
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>How can Germany even compete?

They don't. This isn't a friendly.
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If bending over and getting fucked by noodle aldente counts as competing, we're pretty supreme at it.
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>>69113954
>actual pizza
Can't believe it...
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>>69106984
whoever wins has to stop portugal, they had it way to easy to get to the final
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>>69113897

Pretty high, dont believe this meme loving faggots here. Especially not the Amerifats they have no clue about football.
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>>69117474
Thats what I thought but fuck it a lot of Italians don't even speak proper Italian

Like not many people use futuro and just use presente for everything it's all fucked
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>>69113897
≤ 1 percent
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>>69113506
Yep, it's a 2-0 result
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>>69113897
I'd say about 45%
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>>69113897
35% Germany
35% draw
30%Italy
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>>69120456
>draw
nigga went full mongoloid
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>>69120799
You do realize it counts as draw if it goes to penalties, right?
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>>69120847
y-yes :>)
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FRATELLI D'ITALIA
L'ITALIA S'É DESTA

>tfw can sing the Italian anthem but not the German one
feels guttmann
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>>69113897
80%
Italy overrated
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>>69113897
stalingrad/10
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>>69121203
Stalingrad was actually a solid operation until the command shit the bed.
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>>69121571
you mean until the Italians failed to defend their flank
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>>69121893
Yes. Of course. What else could I mean.
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Well we will win you in the semi
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>>69121203
you were garbage its your fault germany lost senpai
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