People love to talk shit at us but if you guys are real you have to admit that there are not that many countries that have done better than us since this century started
>2000
semis and got refballed against france
>2004
final, greece happened, merit to them
>2008
qf, we lost to a far superior german team
>2012
semis, lost to spain in the penalties, the current world and european champion at the time
>2016
at least semis, haven't lost a game so far
I know none of you will admit but we're part of europe's elite of football.
>>69104557
>>69104625
>we're part of europe
Everything was correct until there
>>69104689
technically, we are
and the most western country in europe
Hmmm I have a feeling that you gonna make it this time cuz you play ugly football with a lots of tactics after a long time
Its an unwritten law that good and beautiful football playing teams dont win tournaments like Euro or WC
>>69104728
>Moorish education
>>69104557
>haven't won a game so far
fixed
>>69104689
italy and spain are closer to africa than us.
>>69104813
germans did 2 years ago
some argue spaniards did twice
brazil in 94 played great football
aswell as in 2002
>>69104557
>us
>tumblr
anon the truth is the only reason anyone is remotely caring about you is Ronaldo and Ronaldo only.
>>69104870
iceland is an island, its not in europe you fucking dumb chink
>america hat education
>>69104938
Who gives a fuck? Y'all salty anyway, Ronaldo or no Ronaldo
>>69104557
>dont win anything
>we da best
how delusional are you, you fucking yurocuck?
>>69104557
It's not like you guys are the good guys, but you are quite good. The problem is that you consider yourselves to be elite in a meme sport. And even you have the biggest meme in it. Tsunaldo
Be as good as you want, but stop with the butthurt.
>>69105108
No one said we were the best you dumbfuck morbid obese clapper
>don't win anything
>"w-we're elite! i swear!
>>69105108
1. We never said we were the best.
2. We didn't lose either.
3. Every team we beat is a great team until we beat them, after that they are shit and we are even worse cause we need extra time/penalties to win.
4. stay salty over a sport you don't even follow/understand.
>>69105108
>>69105251
>mfw possibly the only neutral that supported portugal
I'm quite enjoying the asshurt
>>69105108
>we da best
I have never said that, but that we're part of the elite you cannot deny it.
>nederlands
everyone loves them but tell me again what hae they done?
>sweden
who?
>belgium
they're starting to be relevant again only now
>wales
who?
>croatia
they always flop big time, even when they're the better team
>switzerland
zero
>russia
they always end embarrassing themselves
>england
the biggest choke country
>greece
one race horse
>spain, italy, germany
the very best
>portugal
elite
Gonde will expose you in the final like he exposed Spain and Belgium.
>>69105351
>implying we don't play like Italy
>implying we don't have a better offensive than Italy
Sorry, Bendtner, but no.
>>69104918
>Brazil 94 great football
>>69105038
>american
>being salty over a third world country.
anon pls.
>>69105421
Well, you are here giving him (you)s...
>>69105421
Well, it's maybe the third time you reply to me or my fellow portuguese men, so I sense a lil bit of salt in your veins, you might want to get your blood pressure checked there, John.
>>69105421
what do you mean
life is good here and i probably have faster internet than you
"not that many countries"
but there are countries. aka spain
germany
italy
brazil
any country that has won a tournament lol
we don't like you because of the players
take Ronaldo for example
>2008, miss penalties, terry slips and Ronaldo wins CL, screams TSUU
>2014, do nothing, score the 4th penalty, run around screaming TSU
>2016, do nothing, score the 5th penalty, run around screaming TSU
fine he was likable in 2004 when he cried, but if he cries next week then we will just laugh at him instead of like in 04 when we felt for him.
>>69105329
>part of the elite
>never won anything
And before you say it, I don't consider England part of the elite, but Portugal certainly aren't. You barely ever qualified for tournaments before 2000
>>69104557
You're definitely part of Europe's elite, lower than Germany, Spain, Italy and France but higher than everybody else.
>2000
>refball
lolno
>>69105421
>coffe is overpriced at 0,75€
>a good meal costs between 5 and 12€ if you know the right places
>I never paid more than 20€ to see my club play
>I was born in a place where I was teached to be able to both cook and appreciate actual food
>I had never seen a black person until college
>I never saw a muslim irl
>I don't run a risk of being shot when I walk outside my door
Yeah, the USA are a great place to live in
>>69105329
Hm hm hm
>>69105519
>implying 2000 was 2 years ago.
>>69105542
>I had never seen a black person until college
>I never saw a muslim irl
Nortenhos unite
>>69105519
it's 2016 anon
>>69105519
>losing to A FUCKING DENTIST
>>69105327
>supporting someone
You^re doing neutrality wrong.
>>69105596
I'm actually from the center-south. But my grandmother is from the North and I fucking love it there.
>>69105596
who >minho master race here?
>>69105503
>Brazil
>Europe
>>69105519
I think he means in modern times. Historically yeah they have little claim.
>>69105644
GALEGO CABRÃO!
>>69105644
Entre-Douro-e-Minho is literally the only valid cultural region.
>>69105672
BRACARA AVGVSTA
>>69105596
>I never saw a muslim irl
quase podia dizer o mesmo se não fosse o sirio que conheci no secundario, memes aside ele erá bom rapaz e falava muito bem portugues
ELITE TEAMS: Brazil, Germany, Italy, Argentina, Spain
that's it, those are the only elite teams
when they are good, you can add France in there
after that is just a bunch of teams trying to meme their ways to victory, this spot includes Uruguay now because even my parents weren't alive to see their trophies and memeing a copa america win through penalties and paraguay is not convincing.
Portugal is in this group, along with the Neverlands, but even the Neverlands have more merit for reaching world cup finals and having a certified GOAT in cruyff.
>>69105690
>DEUSebio
>Not GOAT
Murica confirmed for not knowing shit about football.
Daily reminder that if you aren't from Lisbon you are not portuguese but either a moor or a spaniard.
>todos esses portugas irritados
Vocês são todos uma merda mesmo. Seleção de um jogador só. O resto é uma merda que jogaria até na 2nd divisão brasileira.
>>69105690
>gringo de merda
>talks about certified GOAT but doesn't even know Deusebio.
>>69105720
daily reminder that everyone hates Lisbon and it could be nuked and nothing would be lost
>>69105690
>Spain
They barely did anything of note before 2008.
>>69105724
>os jogadores brasileiros vêm todos para a liga portuguesa
>metade deles volta para o brasil
Weldon, por favor.
>>69105724
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
>>69105715
>eusébio
He's not even relevant in world football.
>>69105596
Trás-os-Montes (quase espanhol) REPRESENT!
>>69105749
>nothing would be lost
except all our GDP
>>69105736
>>69105715
He's still right about reaching wc finals and winning euro though
>>69105786
>>69105783
>except all our GDP
Comencing dump (with sources)
Literally all of Lisbon's GDP comes from it serving as the headquarters of private and public companies, you could literally change this to Elvas if you wanted.
>>69105686
>>69105644
>mfw I live in the southern part of the best province.
just kill me senpai
>>69105783
>he seriously believes this
>>69104890
>feeling the need to explain to the overlords
>>69105690
No.
Brazil, Italy, Germany
tier below
Argentina, France, Spain
>>69105542
>I had never seen a black person until college
>I never saw a muslim irl
EU AMO LISBOA MULTICULTURAL VÃO-SE TODOS FODER
>>69105811
>>69105596
>Norte
reportando dentro
>>69105793
Yeah, not really a great euro
>>69105811
I know bro it was just bait ffs, why do you have that shit saved on your pc anyway?
>>69105720
fixed
>>69105786
Yeah, not our fault we don't have nearly the same population or ressources the great footballing powers have and still, we've managed to amass quite a curriculum. In like 20 years or so, we've reached the top of football, the closest we'd ever been was Eusebio, but as I said, nowhere near as much ressources or population other countries had. We had to make it work with what we had.
That's a proof of Portuguese resilience, the same that will lead us to the final and win it.
>>69105860
>>69105843
>>69105793
Much better desu senpaitachi, also saved.
>>69105863
Because I got tired of people -seriously- going
>Lisbon is the best produces everything of economic note in Portugal
>What?? It stole from the entire country for decades and continues to do so? Post sources you filthy northern nigger of fuck off
Funniest thing is I'm not even form north of the Douro
>>69105720
daily reminder that you only need to say "Benfica é merda" to score a Portuguese girl
>>69105811
>>69105843
>>69105870
>>69105906
saved
>>69105833
normal, nasceste lá. Tens de perceber que, para alguém que nasce num meio racialmente homogéneo, chegar a Lisboa e ver as pessoas que por lá andam é um bocado alarmante
>>69105793
>host is gracious and honors your flag
>use it for lolcuck jokes on a mocambiquese basket-weaving marketplace
>>69105925
I've wrote literally nothing in those 2 posts
>>69105925
just for reference, it's moçambican
>>69105690
>Spain
>elite
I just realized northern portugal can be compared to southern france. Both regions differ a lot in terms of culture relatively tp the capital and neighbouring provinces, while sporting great food, costumes and family values.
>>69105690
>spain
>>69105833
isso é porque os teus pais falharam na tua educação.
>>69105944
It was implied.
>>69105950
Good to know.
>>69105991
E a pergunta?
>>69105542
>I had never seen a black person until college
you don't have mirrors in poortugal?
>>69105906
É assim na maioria dos paÃses e as suas capitais. Nós não temos o poder para ter uma capital económica fora da capital executiva (é assim que se chama?).
>>69106017
Reported for underage
>>69105991
I just waited for a french poster to post so I could upload the pics, go back to /int/ or /pol/ or wherever you came out of. Damn emigras
>>69106017
Kek
Not bad
>>69106017
elementary school/10
>>69106010
Essas dicas fodidas da primária.
>>69105924
> Tens de perceber que, para alguém que nasce num meio racialmente homogéneo, chegar a Lisboa e ver as pessoas que por lá andam é um bocado alarmante
isto. Não diria alarmante mas simplesmente diferente.
O norte é relativamente homogéneo em termos de cultura. O único black que conheci aqui no norte era um puto adoptado de angola que jogava bem à bola. Coincidentemente era rude pa crl.
>>69104689
Lol I don't know what you are implying but you don't know geography or history.
>>69106026
Como alguém que está a estudar estas merdas para fazer disto profissão, o problema não é o centralismo económico per se (cultural é outra história e não discuto esse no /sp/), que realmente existe em todos paÃses, o problema é a magnitude obscena do mesmo.
>>69105831
So... who's the tier below?
>>69105965
>2008 EC
>2010 WC
>2012 EC
3 major cups in succession.
I don't believe Renato is 18-years old.
>>69106010
>>69106041
I'm not portuguese or from any boogeyman board.
>>69106056
Estás a dar a entender que os pretos são todos 'rudes'? Porque eu conheço brancos bem 'rudes' e não é por isso que faço generalizações.
>>69106069
Eu confesso que estou ciente da enorme centralização que existe em Portugal. É só ir ali a Lisboa e ver que não falta nada, obras em todo o lado sempre a manter a cidade bonita.
>>69106087
And that's all they did in 100+ years of Spanish football, besides 1 Euro in the 60s and 1 Euro final in the 80s.
A golden generation does not a historical elite NT team make.
>>69106056
moro no norte e tive um preto na turma durante o secundário, quantas e quantas vezes o gajo era alvo de "racismo" por parte do pessoal, chegou ao ponto que ele virou full nigger e parou de falar com o pessoal. lembro-me de um dos meus melhores amigos lhe mandar uma bofetada e ele nem piar. se fosse nos dias de hoje imagino o estrilho com a merda das redes sociais e o caralho.
>>69106111
>É só ir ali a Lisboa e ver que não falta nada, obras em todo o lado sempre a manter a cidade bonita.
Apesar de achar isto injusto, de um ponto de vista puramente económico sou obrigado a conceder que se trouxer receitas do turismo até se justifica (tem que se calcular o multiplicador para isto, no INE sabem isto tudo), o problema é quando não partilham as receitas do turismo com o resto do paÃs, como Paris faz por exemplo ou Londres
>>69106184
Isto é simplesmente estúpido. Como é que pretendemos ser melhores do que eles se descemos ao nÃvel deles?
>>69106111
>Estás a dar a entender que os pretos são todos 'rudes'?
Eu nao queria implicar nada anon, daà o 'coincidentemente'. Mas basicamente essa rudez só ajudou a piorar o meu preconceito contra o jamal. O que leva ao ponto inicial:
>chegar a Lisboa e ver as pessoas que por lá andam é um bocado alarmante
Felizmente hoje em dia já nao dou fucks para se um individuo é preto ou não.
This just might be your year
It has more to do with the overall quality of teams falling off a cliff than anything else, but oh well (any of your teams from 2000-06 would have walked this Euro)
I wouldn't mind Tsu getting an international trophy either
>>69106017
Lol not bad but Portugal doesn't have so many black people like you guys imply. Then you are a slav lol
>>69106402
There's around a million blacks here, maybe today, in 2016, 85% of the populace is ethnically portuguese.
>>69106426
>ethnically portuguese
lol what is an ethnically portugese?
a moor? a small tanned fat guy with a mustache?
because this is what our country literally is.
>>69106402
it's better to be a slav than a latino
>>69106466
>a moor? a small tanned fat guy with a mustache?
Pretty much.
>>69104557
Conveniently leaving out 2002 and 2010 when you were grouped with USA?
>>69106527
He left out all world cups. Yes, conviniently.
>>69106480
From the moment Latins can claim cities like Lugano, the smartest European district which is Friul-Veneza Júlia, and the most significant cultural impact upon this Earth you are proven wrong
>>69106017
lol
You guys are like gypsies, just happen to be blond because you sucked at discovering and conquering anything outside your borders.
Not only you suck at it, but you also suck at not being conquered.
>>69106548
I also forgot about Lausanne and Genève
>>69104557
>we
>us
>pls talk about "my" team
>do nothing against literally who and barely win penalties
>"ooga booga we gon win"
Win fifa first plebe
>>69106692
>Croatia and Poland were superpowers that would devastate us
>Still win
Obese diabetic wop detected
>>69106257
não os tendo cá.
>>69106920
Concordo, mas não devemos ser incivilizados para com eles.
É perfeitamente compatÃvel a opinião de que não deviam estar cá com a opinião de que continuam a ser, apesar de tudo, dignos de não serem tratados como animais porque os homens medem-se não pela forma como tratam os iguais, mas sim pela forma como tratam os que estão abaixo.
people just love talking shit
>>69106960
>porque os homens medem-se não pela forma como tratam os iguais, mas sim pela forma como tratam os que estão abaixo
word, my nigga
>>69105660
lol wut? Isn't Brazil right next to Spain?
https://www.whoscored.com/Matches/1088528/Live/International-EURO-Cup-2016-Poland-Portugal
Look at the comment section bottom of the page. The salt is real, fellas
daily reminder Australia has more international soccer titles than Poortugal
Funny how all over Facebook people get angry at TSU man and write stupid shit and probably didn't watch the game
Portugal kept attacking and wanted the win, TSU man was obviously pushed and it was a PK, it was obvious Poland wanted to go to penalties, in which Portugal scored all and stopped one, but people get mad at Portugal, funny stuff desu
TSUUUUUUUUUU
>>69106017
Kek
I don't know what I want
if Belgium destroy Tsu I'll be very happy
but
if Portugal gets to the final it would be easier to beat them than Belgium
the only thing that can't happen is Tsu winning the Euro here
>>69104870
>>69104728
The Azores are further west than Iceland.
>>69106764
>Considering Croatia and Poland "superpowers"
>We are part of the ELITE
Something does not compute there.
>>69106426
this is gonna sound weird, but why are there so many blacks in portugal? like if you were choosing to emigrate somewhere it'd be sort of weird to choose portugal
>>69104972
>The European tectonic plates end at the waters edge
Huh, the things you learn here
You forgot 2010 where they lost to champs Spain from an offside David Villa goal
>>69109078
>What are the Azores
>Kiwi education
>>69109040
hes memeing we are 3% black at the very most, some figures say 1.5%
>>69104557
>we are infinite losers
>>69105351
why is conte so based
>>69108262
>salt
t. 14 year old
>>69104557
>2000
don't remember, cba to google
>2004
refballed against Portugay
>2008
Decided not to enter in protest to the disgusting refball in 2004
>2012
Lost on pens to Italy after dominating them for 120 mins
>2016
Narrowly lost to champions Iceland despite outplaying them for 90 mins
how is he not based he has great heart and autism there is a reason to why he's our poster child.
>>69111025
Don't make me say it
> semis and got refballed against france
Lol what ? You wouldn't have been refballed if Xavier didn't handballed m8.
>>69105970
the strong north/south difference is a thing in a lot of countries
>>69106548
Are you actually implying that Latin from Rome is the same as latino from fucking Spain? When Latin Romans were building Colloseums and conquering the world, you were bathing in mud and fucking your goats.
>>69106550
Oh, of course - that's why we contributed to the science, arts and culture of Europe much more than poortugal, who did...well, fuck a goat I guess.
>>69106550
As opposed to you, who chocked on anglo dick for centuries to stay relevant.
>Divetugal
You should be ashamed
>>69105223
kek
>>69114238
That's not very fair.
>>69104557
Portugal has been top5 since the 2000s.
2010 You got refballed against Spain. Disgusting desu
2012 You were better than Spain and they were lucky to beat you on penalties.
If anyone except us wins the title I actually hope its your team because they deserve it.
Anyone got the pic of portuguese Robin cosplayer from the game?
>>69106061
It's america, so probably both
>>69104557
translation of that gif?
this is getting boring OP
>>69118485
"eu estou aqui" = "I am here"
>>69116642
Hey, thanks my man, but I think both you and Italy deserve the win more based on how you played so far.
>>69105038
>create multiple threads why people unreasonably hate you so much
>create multiple threads how superior you are
>call others salty
Pedro, I have bad news for you.
You know i never really liked Portugal but i can sympathize with you and feel some poetic connection between our teams. Both our countries have choked in important matches, we have the 2006 battle of nuremberg at the time it made me furious but now i can laugh about that, i mean this is history. Also Portugal has always been a sort of angstgegner for the netherlands. So to conclude you guys at least deserve 1 euroc up like us.
However so far i can't really say you guys deserve it at this tournament, but that Renato lad has impressed me. Let's hope we see a better and entertaining Portugal next match.
>>69119101
>Dat legendary match
It was like two drunken men fighting each other and then share a drink and laugh about it. Stay bro-tier my friends
>>69119420
basically the image of deco and van bronckhorst sitting next together says it all
>>69105329
lol you are fucking hilarious
>getting to semis and qf's
>we so gud
>nederlands gets 2nd and 3rd place in two consecutive WC
>what have they done?
>>69104557
You guys have a decent team but you are this world's most prentious diva's little bitches ... So yeah.
