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Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>69082352

News:

>Joanna Jedrzejczyk wants WFW division
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-strawweight-champion-joanna-jedrzejczyk-calls-for-new-flyweight-division

>Means-Strickland added to UFC 202
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/30/12071460/tim-means-to-face-sean-strickland-at-ufc-202

>RIZIN CEO wants to wake up Japanese market
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rizin-boss-nobuyuki-sakakibara-says-new-new-hero-needed-to-wake-up-sleeping-japanese-market
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1st for CM Punk
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Shaub is god
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artem
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>>69104320
>Peru
how are you so quick
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>>69104330
Damn it I double goofed.
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schaub=faggot
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>>69104339
baby is clearly repulsed by her eyebrows
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>>69104354
schaub is heem
no
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>yfw this happens at UFC 200
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>>69104385
lol that webm summarizes schaubs entire life, who /hatesSchaubwithapassion/here
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>>69104363
Does she even have eyebrows? It looks like she just drew em.
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>>69104422
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ORDER 66
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Its time for your threadly lesson in PR from the PREMIER MINDS of MMA media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgxSsVlaZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgxSsVlaZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgxSsVlaZg
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>>69104489
>alpha cucks
kek
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Is UFC 200 gonna be a borefest?
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>July 9th, Jon. I'm going to wax your fucking candle, Jon.
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>>69104524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VqoKVwWQUP
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>>69104535
no

post the fights you're most interested in

>DC-Jones
>Sanchez-Lauzon
>Aldo-Edgar
>Mousasi-Santos
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>>69104600
Aldo - Edgar 2
Brock - Hunt
Miller - Gomi
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DANCE WITH ME JON
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>>69104311
>Means-Strickland added to UFC 202
Can Strickland crack top 10 at WW?
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What in the fuck. Is this what /heem/ acctually has come to? 20 replies into a new thread with exact same bullshit as in previous thread?
>1st
>shaub
>DC coming for dat dick

This is literally cancer. Get cucked heem.
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>>69104746
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>>69104746
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>>69104746
This has literally always been /heem/, paddy.
Go Away.
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>>69104746
This is typical in the beginning and ends of threads, before discussion starts and near the end of the thread, particularly after something happens that's related to a meme
All the DC posting recently in the last thread and at the start of this thread is because of the UFC 200 press conference
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>>69104600
Daniel Cormier vs Jon Jones
Brock Lesnar vs Mark Hunt
José Aldo vs Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez vs Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs Kelvin Gastelum
T.J. Dillashaw vs Raphael Assunção
Diego Sanchez vs Joe Lauzon
Gegard Mousasi vs Thiago Santos
Jim Miller vs Takanori Gomi

Somewhat interested in the Sage fight. Could not care less for the WMMA fights.
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>>69104746
>I take a Chinese cartoons website this seriously
Kill yourself Conor
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>>69104786
Not. Summerboy.
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I remember when there was no Irish people on /heem/. Good times. Then one McGregor-spammer came along.
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>>69104862
Yeah lmao @ that mcgregor spamming goof

Whatever happened to him?
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>>69104862
Who said im Irish, Hans.
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>>69104746
Do you want to talk about his shookness for the 100 time
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>>69104936
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
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>>69104921
I wasn't necessarily talking about you lad.

>>69104895
No either, I think he either left or decided it was more fun to fit in. Maybe he's here, in this very thread
posting
right
now
...
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>Eugene, you're alpha cuck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
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Casual here. What does heem mean ?

Thanks.
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>>69105048

Hardboiled
Eggs
Every
Morning
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>>69105019
>We should have a special "If I Did It- Cuckold Edition"

The madman
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How would Michael Chandler do in the UFC? I could see him being top 10, but not top 5.
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GSP wants an easy superfight with Bisping but never had the balls to fight Silva
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>>69105048
horribly
exciting
excellent
memes
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>>69105137
he is about Eddie Alvarez level, wouldn't be surprised to see him as top 5
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>>69105149
Jacare mentioned that when talking about the possibility of that fight happening
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/30/12060888/jacare-souza-calls-george-st-pierre-a-chicken-vows-to-break-his-neck
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>>69105189
he's right, he wants the easiest fight in the division, he wants miguel bisping
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>>69105137
>shit quality
>cuts off before the backflips
Nice webm m8
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>you will never analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world and beyond
just heem me now
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>>69104559
he would try to suck his dick. what a bitch nigger
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>>69105178
How did Alvarez even end up the #2 contender in LW?
He's had 3 fights in the UFC - A loss to Donald Cerrone, a win over Gilbert Melendez, and a very controversial split decision win over Anthony Pettis
It's not bad, but it certainly isn't worth a title shot.
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CANDLES
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D
L
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>>69105178
He actually beat Eddie once, which actually made Eddie improve a lot.
Chandler is a stud, much better than will brookins
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>>69104688
fat monkey
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>>69105273
the win over Gil was pretty close as well, I thought Gil fucked him up, but lost because less volume. But to be fair, who else is there? Except the always injured or fasting Khabib
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>>69104311
Hunt by knockout round 1
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>>69105273
Then who else gets a title shot right now?
Eddie beat the two formerly #1 guys in the world. One was even roided to the gills.
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>>69105301
>>69105323
Tony Ferguson, Cerrone, anyone in the top 5 is more deserving than him right now imo
I would even give Barbosa a title shot over him
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Imagine getting BTFO over a potato
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Who are the most talented youngster in each division? Top 10s are mostly filled with old dudes reaching or over 30 it seems these days
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>>69105371
erik silva
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>>69105356
Cerrone was dusted by RDA in December and Barboza was Tony's biggest win to date
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>>69105356
Cerrone just got fucked up by RdA, you really think getting annhilated within two minutes for the second time gest him a rematch? Barbosa was coming off a loss against Ferguson when the match was announced.
I agree that Tony would've been more deserving though.
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>>69105429
I'd argue Thomson is a better win than Barboza.
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>you now remember Schaubposting
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>>69105453
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VIA F4W aka Meltzers website

>Per sources within the UFC we can confirm Johnny "Money" Manziel is in talks to work with the company in some manner. Many are saying it could possibly be for one or two fights leading to a role in analysis,ambassador, or producer. Many within the company say he may get a "Walker" treatment. A reference to all star athlete Herschel Walker. Where he would be billed as freak athlete that transcends time and space with unstoppable power. As many know the relationship between Dana White and Manziel is a close one. And Dana wants to help Manziel in any way he can as he is going through turbulent times.
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>>69105371
Holloway's gonna be a champion in a year if they give him the shot

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
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>>69105371
barberena, the meme slayer, the odds master
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>>69105371
won't do every single division

>BW
Garbrandt-Almedia was a fight to determine the hottest prospect

>WW
Formerly Tom Breese, but he lost to Strickland
Strickland is 25, so I guess he can take Breese's place

>FW
obviously Holloway

>FLW
maybe Nguyen
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>>69105371
Garbrandt is going places 2bh lads
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>>69084619
my main desu, soz lad
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is there actually any rule against dick sucking?
like what if DC rips off jones' shorts and starts sucking him off
Would DC win by KO if jones passed out from the orgasm of his life?
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>>69105137
how can a guy who is not even in the UFC ever be good in the UFC?
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>>69105476
When will the tattoo sleeve meme die?
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post yfw Woodley gets flash ko'd withing 30seconds and UFC knows they fucked up making the fight
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>>69106088
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>>69106001
Of course dick sucking isn't allowed you retard.
Otherwise, you'd be the p4p goat.
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>>69106001
I think dick sucking is a dq depending on the ref but not totally sure

Herb " I'm smoking green " Dean would love to see some of this action imo
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theres not enough gay fan fiction on heem to be quite honest f a m
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>>69105495
Holloway's stuck in a really weird position right now. He's obviously deserved a title shot for a while now but he's stuck behind two people that deserve it more. Aldo was the first and only UFC FW champion, with 7 defenses and a 10 year unbroken win streak. Meanwhile, Edgar is a former LW champion with tons of impressive wins on his record. It's likely that the UFC will match Holloway up with the loser of Aldo/Edgar to decide the next contender after the winner, which I think is bullshit.
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>>69106135
the UFC would love that
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>>69105356
>he bought into the ferguson meme
The dude is a scrub, gatekeeper at best.
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>>69106246
>the UFC would love that
literally how
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>>69106285
Setups LAWLER vs wonderboy immediately.
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>>69106285
flash KO win for one of their most popular champs, setting him up for a match with Wonderboy sometimes soon.
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PREMIER
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>>69106364
Stop shilling this shit.
Advertising is not allowed on 4chan.
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>>69106283
What the fuck are you talking about, he beat the shit out of josh thompson and drowned barboza. He might not ever be the champion but he's certainly a legitimate contender.
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>>69106240
Totally agree and that shit is happening because of McGregor bullshit matches,instead of making him defend his belt

I have a feeling though that they are saving Holloway's hype and streak for a rematch with Goober,after he finally loses his belt against Edgar or Aldo
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>>69105048
HEEM SLEEPY
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>>69106385
I'm not advertising dummy, perhaps if you weren't such a tasteless fuck you'd actually enjoy the premier minds of MMA goofin on their show
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>>69106240
strange times for the feddaweight division
i think the ufc will wait until diaz/mcgregor II is settled, see whether conor can make the cut again or not, and who is most likely to face max for the undisputed non-interim-at-all belt.
it's a fun year for 145 though, holloway should fight conor by the end of 2016 desu.

3 Max Holloway
4 Chad Mendes
5 Ricardo Lamas
6 Cub Swanson
7 Charles Oliveira
8 Jeremy Stephens
9 Dennis Bermudez
10 Brian Ortega
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>>69104311
Good to hear Tim memes is back
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>>69106414
I already do enjoy the premier minds of MMA
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When does Bisping defend his belt, MW is fucking STACKED
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>>69106285
goon
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>>69106429
gross
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>>69106149
non-UFC people don't do well when they get in the UFC
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>>69106440
Callen would heem you
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>>69104311
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rizin-boss-nobuyuki-sakakibara-says-new-new-hero-needed-to-wake-up-sleeping-japanese-market

Once matches were no longer fixed, there were no more Japanese stars.
I think the market is permanently embarrassed, not sleeping.
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>>69106418
which reminds me, what if mendes vs ortega? too soon? stephens vs ortega? i want ortega to fight a serious dude
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>>69106393
>josh Thomson
>barboza
That's literally gatekeeper tier
Not to mention he was getting destroyed on the feet by barboza and had a war with a way past his prime josh Thomson
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>>69106430
He doesn't, realistically. Weidman, and Jacare both match up with him horrifically, Rockhold won't make the same mistake twice, and the UFC won't allow a meme match up like him and hendo or him and GSP considering all the contenders that are waiting.
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anyone watching the 200 greatest ufc fighters on fs1? pretty good show
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>>69106516
I'd say Jacare is actually a decent matchup for Bisping

If he can defend the takedown he can probably get a decision or even KO of Jacare

Maybe early weigh-in Bisping has stone hands
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>>69106516
An honest brit you are
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hey guys im gunna make some shitty ms paint memes for the press conference
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/heem/, why was your candle out?
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>>69106516
the meme match of all time, most anticipated, long awaited of our lives, is georges the spider saint pierre vs anderson rush silva
and everybody knows that

GSP VS SILVA IS THE FIGHT TO MAKE FOR UFC 200
U KNOW IT
DANA KNOWS IT
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>>69106596
202
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>>69106472
>he was getting destroyed on the feet by barboza
In the first round sure but that seems pretty obvious considering Barboza is a meme striker with no other weapons (but still easily the best striker in the division), after that he drowned him using his cardio and choked him the fuck out. And you obviously haven't seen the Josh fight, he beat the living shit out of him and cut him to rippons with Josh barely hanging on without getting finished, and josh had come off a split decision loss to Benson a year and a half earlier. Tony might lose to RDA, Khabib or cowboy, other than that he beats everyone.
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>>69106543
I get what you mean but i just can't see bisping not getting taken down considering how insanely strong jacare is. Maybe not, he won a round or two against tim kennedy and defended the takedown then. I was thinking more about weidman though desu.
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I need some double leg takedown webms/gifs
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>>69106617
You're delusional mate
ferguson is gritty and tough, but that only gets you so far in the UFC
Beating barboza isn't a big accomplishment, especially on the ground
Nor is Josh Thomson a big win.
Ferguson loses to rda, khabib, Nate, Eddie, cowboy, Pettis, Johnson (who already beat him), poirier, and dariush
He probably would've beat chiesa, but he loses to everyone else in the top ten.
He's just not technical enough mate.

Don't get me wrong he could put on some exciting fights with those Gus and he's fun to watch, but he's just not a contender mate.
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>>69105048
his
erection
enters
me
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>>69106516
>roidman and pedacre beating Bisping in the USADA era
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>>69106767
>He's just not technical enough mate.
You don't know what you're talking about. His striking is very technical, he uses his insane reach very well and throws elbows out of nowhere than are incredibly hard to replicate in training. And you;re the one that's delusional if you think he's not going to get far and he's not a contender, he's on a 7 fight win streak in the most talented division and the number two contender.
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>>69106759
so ur gay?
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>>69106767
I think you'd be surprised

>RDA, Khabib
Definitely

>Nate
That'd be a real interesting matchup on the ground which I'd anticipate Tony to take it there, he has very good jiu jitsu and I can see him grind out a decision

>Eddie
Depends if it's a 3 or 5 round fight, I see Tony winning the 5 rounder

>Cowboy
Probably

>Pettis
Not new Pettis at least, Tony would wrestlefuck him and probably break right through Pettis' guard

>Johnson (who already beat him)
That was a while back, would be a fun fight to see again though, I think Tony wins the rematch

>Poirer
Dependent on 3 or 5 rounds, I can see that one going either way

>Dariush
I'd give that 50/50. Dariush hasn't been all that impressive recently
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>>69106759
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>>69106898
Tj can beat Cruz, it's a 50/50 when they fight
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Why does Dominick Cruz fight like Jack Nicholson in The Shiningâ„¢?
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>yfw 2016 could theoretically end with Michael Bisping, Brock Lesnar, and Anthony Johnson as champions
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khabib would have literally killed tony ferguson. tony knew this so he bitched out at the last minute
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>>69106759
>>69106759
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>>69106833
He does have good ko power and some unorthodox striking.
But it's not technical, as evidenced by the barboza fight.
He made his name beating UFC tuf rejects.
His best wins are Thomson and barboza
That doesn't make you a contender and his #2 ranking is undeserved.
I really like ferguson and have always enjoyed watching him fight, even after he was a huge douche on tuf.
He's just not a contender m8, and will obviously never get the title.

I don't even know what you're trying to argue at this point.
He unironically loses to most of the top 10z
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>>69106898
i was way more impressed with TJs ability to immediatly get up from takedowns
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>>69106933
I just want Khabib to fight Conor, Cerrone, and Nate before I die.
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>>69106933
What got me is that after that he said Khabib was ducking him
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>>69106884
Nate would fuck ferguson up everywhere.
He'd destroy them on the feet and the ground.
All the rest you agree with me that tony loses.
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Alright I'm listening to this media call now
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>>69106986
>First response from Brock is "I don't give a shit" regarding mandrama
Shud b gud
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>>69106986
dont. nothing is really said. just cookie cutter shit. and the audio is shit as usual
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>>69106986
>First question is asking Brock's opinion on others opinions
>first response on call is "I don't really give a shit"

There is only one Beast Incarnate
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>>69106952
>But it's not technical
Spoken like someone who has never hit a pad in their life, and of course it didn't look technical next to barboza, he's literally one of the best strikers in all of mixed martial arts. By the way that fight was mostly won by tony on the feet, Babrboza literally became a panic wrestler because he was afraid of getting knocked out.
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>>69106898
>>69106942
Nice man thanks
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2016 confirmed worst fight year :

>extereme amounts of injuries and fight cancellations

>Bryan Jimbo vs. Truck

>Kombi Spice vs. Cardiac Arrest

>Vincenzo Fartito selling the UFC to some gooks

>Condor McGregory's fall from grace

Can it get any worse? ;-;
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>>69106884
>Dariush hasn't looked all that impressive recently
He was also dominating the Chiesa fight standing up
He was handling himself on the ground in that fight until he got dumb and made a big mistake which let Chiesa take his back
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>>69107027
>having to kick someone in the head on the ground to be able to win

tony is not elite
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>>69107014
Brock is gold on this mate
Wish we had more conferences with him
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>>69107085
>UFC 199
>UFC 196
>Paul Harris BTFO
>UFC 200 not far away
>that not enough to make 2016 the GOAT year of MMA

Heem yourself my man.
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Anyone got the ferguson weightlifting webm he deleted?
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DC rustled af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7-aeO0o9Nc&feature=youtu.be
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>YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU WHIP OUT YOUR CANDLE JON?
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>>69107378
lmao
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>>69107094
>dominating

First couple minutes yeah where he landed some nice powerful combos, then Chiesa started to get into the groove of things and Dariush's biggest strikes were some leg kicks (not that that's bad)

I only recall them going to the ground briefly in the first round, Chiesa is a very good grappler though

Dariush started to gas early on
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>>69106983
You underestimate Tony's own grappling ability

>All the rest you agree with me that tony loses

Literally the exact opposite
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>>69107085
Are you being serious?
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>>69107027
Barboza completely outclassed tony on the feet.
Ferguson kept doing those dark souls rolls cause he didn't want to engage in the standup then hit barboza with a dirty cheap shot kick on the ground.
That's just desperation shit.
I liked ferguson's pressure, but he was just running into shots, and getting busted the fuck up.
Barboza even took him down easily, imagine him vs khabib. He was being sent to the slaughterhouse and ducked that fight immediately.
Ferguson pushed a wicked pace, gassed barboza, and sunk in a sub.
Good for him, fun to watch.
But he's not elite
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>>69107449
Imagine being the first USADA tester to approach him. They probably pulled straws.
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>>69107564
who is the current elite of the LW division?
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>>69107423
If you think Tony's bjj is comparable to nate's you're crazy in your head man.
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JON
I DO NOT LOVE YOU
I DON'T LOVE YOU JON
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>>69107328
whats this candle bullshit

does dc think that a cokehead that parties is like a junkie that cant fight or smth
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>>69107605
RDA, Khabib, and Alvarez
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What if Brock heems Hunto?
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>>69107605
Rda, khabib, Nate, Eddie, & cowboy
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>>69107627
Seriously. Like Chuck wasn't partying even harder than Jones when he wore the belt. DC is a square.

I loved how cool and calm Jones was in the interview and how mad and loud DC was.
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>>69107611
His grappling is very good, I wouldn't say he gets destroyed on the ground at all
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10635022
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>people unironically think Bork "Doesn't Know How To React To Strikes" Laser will win in his fight
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>>69107632
Its par for the course when it comes to the HW division.
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>>69107724
Why can't you just ask this in the thread?
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>>69107760
I did
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>>69107724
>strawpoll
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who is the bo jackson of mma?
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>im a white guy whos jacked, deal with it

why did he say "white guy"
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>>69107820
Because he's white.
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>>69107760
>>69107782
Strawpoll also lets lurkers say something though, so it's useful to that end
I get roughly 10 responses when using a strawpoll as compared to 2 or so when posting it in the thread
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>>69107820
He's secretly black
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>>69107845
Lurkers should man the fuck up before I knock them the fuck down
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>>69107871
try it you gobby cunt
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>>69107878
Bring it
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>>69107871
hi
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Hey pussy, are you still there?
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I never click strawpoll links just FYI
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>>69107845
I cycle through a bunch of proxies and usually add 8-10 responses myself
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>>69108013
I didn't think anyone did
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>>69108013
You better start clicking real fucking soon unless you want a one way ticket to suplex city.
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jon
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>>69107665
It's good but it's not Nate Diaz tier.
http://webm.land/media/tmp/f0517028-a14e-4191-8cb8-b3ea7d933d55.webm
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>>69108075
>Jon....
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>>69108099
I'm cummin Jon
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>>69108093
>Pretending Diaz is good
Holy shit, I now wish I rooted for McGregor.

Ferg and Nate both like being on bottom. So whoever is on bottom probably wins.
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>>69108075
I just realized that's a Twinkie wrapper
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>>69108093
enough 196er posting
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>>69108130
This one is unwrapped Jon
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>>69108121
What about that webm could've possibly made you want to root for Conor?
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>tfw when you wanna screencap some dana white twitter banter but the entire conversation won't fit in the screen
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>>69107552
Hunto will put an end to this guy
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>>69108166
kek
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>mfw Conor gets humiliated again
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>>69108188
Zoom out or just screencap the different parts and put it in one image
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>>69108218
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what went wrong?
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>>69108228
Good suggestions.
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>>69108093
>>69108093
>Nate punches Conor's head into the choke
Lmao
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>>69108284
is dana fucking retarded, they actually released this ugly shit. they look like fucking aliens or apes or something, their hairlines are all fucked up
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>>69108284
kek, jesus christ dana

That poster is better than the one they have now anyways
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>>69108315
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
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>>69108315
I refuse to belive that an official piece of UFC art. That is awful.
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reminder that 4chan is an unstoppable monolith of meme magic and an integral part of internet culture
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Holy shit the other posters on that blastedmma twitter account. This one is awful.
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>>69106898
>>69106942
>>69106961

I don't think Dom cared how long he had him down. It was more to neutralize TJ's offense and make him more tentative.

Dom catches him completely square in the second GIF, that is a thing of beauty to counter TJ's shift-like approach (compared to Barao for example)
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Whats with the DC wants to polish JJs candle meme?
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>>69108505
This picture of Joe tho. Might become a new /heem/ staple
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>>69108517
DC had some stupid angle on the conference call today about how Jon is much older than his real age because he's been burning the candle at both ends with his partying.

He stayed with this metaphor for like a full minute before Jon asked him what happened to his candle in the first fight.

Then he just kept egging him on with short candle questions.
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Is tj grant still brain damaged?
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>>69108522
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Remember when Alan Belcher fell directly into Palhares' leg lock nightmare, grappled out of it, then knocked his ass out?

Sucks about his injuries I would've liked to see Belcher go far. Was a fan since the Akiyama fight and thought he won it
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>>69104826
>>69104786
>>69104771
>>69104765
God damn these shitposters got utterly BTFO by a 189er
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>>69108672
>
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http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/burn+the+candle+at+both+ends
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>>69108615
fixed.
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>>69108522
>>69108615
Really made me think.
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>>69108740
you need to make one for his nightmares/fears

>mountain lions
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>>69108672
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>>69108633
I too watched UFC 100 with HH commentary today.
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>>69108792
>Schaub and gf 7
>7
Damn nigger is he your waifu?
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>>69108831
yes
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Anyone want to stand and bang?
No defense, just trading shot for shot until someone goes down.
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>>69108934
i banged ur mum
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>>69108792
>>69108839
so sad to see a white man fall for the mestizo meme. might as well have married a sheboon.
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>>69108980
You son of a bitch
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Why does Daniel love Jon so much?
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>>69109007
GUYS GUYS I REALLY DO NOT LOVE JON JONES
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>>69108633
Great match and Alan Belcher has great technical grappling, People should study his match against Paul Harris on how to defend 50/50 guard


also love his youtube channel its either him or the guy's hes coaching always showing off cool stuff.
my personal fav is how to actually choke people with their own t-shirts


https://youtu.be/wlOg7AJBfbM

https://youtu.be/_Uhh3M91eAY
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I can't wait for 200 to be over so all this DC shitposting will go away
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>>69109072
Blame DC for feeding it
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>>69109072

SUCC
U
C
C
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>>69109072
but DC will win
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>>69108823
I just pulled it up on a streaming site out of the blue for nostalgia. What is HH commentary and where are you talking about, fightpass?

>>69109051
Here's my shitty webm contribution. I should do each replay separately for better quality
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>>69109133
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Where is Italy?
I just watched the most fucked up movie about Italian culture and customs.
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0073650/
He needs to explain himself.
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>>69109138
I honestly think it was Bisbing that ended Belcher's career early. If i remember right Bisbing kept on going for the eye gouge and was barely called for it, till the near end when Belcher couldn't continue, and that started the snow ball effect of being shelved with constant eye related injuries
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>>69109177
It's an adaptation of Marquis DeSade's work of the same name applied to a "modern" Italian setting
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>>69109241
>Marquis DeSade's
*de Sade
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>>69109241
Yeah man modern italy is a fucked up place

They eat da poopoo
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>>69109177
pure degeneracy. western civilization is already gone. we are living in its rotting corpse.
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Brock
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Does a fighter being from 'da mean streets' endear you to them?
If so, would you describe yourself as growing up under similar circumstances?
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>>69109336
the source material came out in 1780
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>>69109449
Conor's hairline began to recede and thin aggressively as a result of his equally aggressive steroid usage

He had his head shaved even before his RDA presser

Sorry to destroy your meme picture
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>>69108505
are you fucking joking?
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>>69109465
yeah it's old and rotting. we peaked in the 17th century.
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>>69109465
coincides with a round of jew infestations
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Is everyone watching the movie now?

Italy is fucked.
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>>69109653
does it feature some fancy retro heems?
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>>69109653
already saw it

can name 15 worse (in terms of subject matter) film off the top of my head
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>>69109684
Yeah man, some fucked up permaheems.
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>>69109697
Do it.
15, right now.
No googling.
You have one minute.
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