>ywn cuck an entire continent so hard the entire /sp/ catalog is raging against you
You can't imagine this feeling boys
>tfw cucking millions of europeans across the land
it feels so good, just 2 more ties portugal, i believe in meme magic
>calling that an empire
why is portugal so great lads
>>69102377
>englel """""""""""""banter""""""""""""""
>>69102377
Lasted longer than yours.
>>69102377
>Afghanistan
>>69102437
See those places underlined in red? We still own them
>a big jungle
>some shit covered islands no one cares about
>Africa
>>69102468
Las malvinas son argentinas 2bh
>>69102484
Full of slaves and gold, though. Which we traded with red cloth.
>>69102377
>conquered a bunch of third world land with guns, steam and monocles in, like, 1985 or w/e
vs
>BRAVED THE UNKNOWN SEAS ON TINY BOATS MADE OUT OF COURAGE AND MOVED BY VALOR TO EXPLORE THE WORLD AND DISCOVER NEW CONTINENTS FOR THE GLORY OF PORTUGAL
lol
>WE WUZ AN EMPIRE N SHIEEET
>>69102459
What?
>>69102543
>needed big strong england to protect you because you were getting bullied by spain
>>69102484
>be japan
>get introduced to superior european technology
>go on a rape fest
>get surrender after just 2 bombs
>2(two) cannot make this shit up
>yfw we beat all the world
>yfw after the fight we went, lol fine, they can be independent
>>69102591
>100 bowmen
nice protection bud, shouldn't even be featured in Aljubarrota battle.
>>69102591
just like u needed the usa to come clean up your mess after germany was about to cuck you for good?
>>69102484
>be Japan
>Portuguese show up with a gun as a gift
>proceeds to kill all the samurai with it
You're welcome.
>>69102618
you realise that the "supported" part mean just they reseved equipement from those countries right ? if the us had sended actual soldiers you would have lost
>>69102591
>100 (ONE HUNDRED) sheep fuckers with bows
Literally can not make this shit up
>>69102651
>after germany was about to cuck you for good?
We literally were the first nation to stop Germany. We were in no danger of being beat
>>69102377
>pink map
>>69102671
>he doesnt know that English longbowmen where some of the best archers in europe at the time , thanks to the longbow made in england
>>69102672
nice knowledge of ww2 friend, but no, you were on the verge of being wiped off the map by their bombs you stupid shit
>>69102690
cucked
>>69102591
>be in an Island
>have to use Portuguese design for ships to get Empire
Don't diss your oldest ally. We are meant to be bros.
>>69102668
Here then >>69102467
>>69102377
>Not having water
>>69102709
Sounds like you don't know anything about WW2, m9.
>>69102706
We didn't need them for the next battle, though. In foreign soil.
>>69102706
>believes in fairy tales that he reads off of buzzfeed / wikipedia
>>69102404
>We're great because we acted like barbarians like Islam does now
I think there's other things we can brag about, m8.
>>69102484
Literally the only reason you even have a unified Japan is due to the Portuguese and the Dutch providing you with guns and other European technology.
>>69102853
i heard of that before wikipedia was even around idiot
>>69102706
We'd have beaten that army just on our own
>>69102856
>We even taught the Arabs how to cuck.
>They then went to cuck the rest of Europe
>>69102856
their fault for conquering us for like 300 years
>>69102706
>b-but these island sheep fuckers were the best at throwing pointy sticks from far away!!
Spoken like a true northern """""""european"""""""
>>69102903
You and us never fought though. We are bros and allies against the Spaniards and Franks.
We gave you guys tea, for fucks sake.
>>69102618
Different situation, we may have won the war but continued guerila warfare would be unsustainable for us in the long run. The soldiers were tired of the war and we had a lot of international pressure to let go of imperial colonies.
>>69102943
People didn't fight with tanks 800 years ago.
>>69102903
this
agincourt was a beautifull show of the longbow usage
mud + horses trying to charge in said mud + English archers = raped french army
>>69102965
Cause we are lifelong bros and always will be.
Does Portugal have any view on the Gibraltar situation anyway?
>>69102965
I like you guys. Used to work with a guy from Madeira, literally the nicest man I've ever met.
>>69102856
and was not enough, we should have proceeded and exterminate them all, world would be a better place now you leftist cuck
>>69102967
I'm making the point that we are tough fighters (which we historically are), not that we are invincible.
>>69103001
We gave the other tip to the Spanish just to mock them.
>>69103001
>Does Portugal have any view on the Gibraltar situation anyway?
Gibraltar's football stadium for tournaments is located in the Algarve, what do you think?
>>69102648
Sorry to burst your bubble but 100 English longbowmen are a force to be reckoned with. They even employed the same tactics in Aljubarrota as the English did in Crecy.
>>69103082
>They even employed the same tactics in Aljubarrota as the English did in Crecy.
I think they used the same formation, but Aljubarrota was an ambush. Spaniards and Franks literally ran into spikes after we changed location.
Also, Valverde (the battle that actually gave us the victory) had no Englishman, and our General went across the river and through the Spaniard army to kill their general.
>>69103248
A MÃO NA ESPADA, IRADO E NÃO FACUNDO
AMEAÇANDO A TERRA, O MAR E O MUNDO
>>69103343
>esse verso
>ywn cuck an entire continent
Hello.
>>69102484
>>69103530
Can't wait for Wales to lose. Then Brexit will be complete.
>>69102198
West Europe Best Europe
>>69105172
We are west of you nigger
>>69102198
This map is so fucking delusional. Most of our territory was conquered by ourselves (including Uruguay), Portugal hadn't nothing to do with it.
>>69106496
Azores
>>69106496
a) Europe
b) Azores
>>69106629
>Azores
Not your mainland nigger
than france is west of you faggot
>>69106701
Those are in entirely different continents, though.
>mainland
Then islands don't count, so shut up, Iceland.
>>69106629
>>69106681
If fucking azores come into play then you should account for Martinique, Guyana, Falkland,...
>>69106750
Those aren't in the European tectonic plate though.
If they don't count (which I think they shouldn't), then neither does Iceland.
>>69106733
I said your mainland
nigger
I was not talking about the Mainland europe faggot
>>69106786
What the fuck would an Icelander know anything about mainlands. Either they all count, or none count.
>>69106786
>>69106806
No rudes pls
>>69106786
iceland is not situated in europe
its just a fuckin island
>>69106806
Barley in europe faggit
>>69106776
iceland is (at least part of it) on the eurasian plate
>>69106883
Its 60/40
But we are euro fags senpai
>>69106883
>>69106853
So are the Azores and are further west than Iceland.
Why the fuck are we having this discussion?
>>69106905
Cause we are autistic and
we are on 4chan
>unironically being portuguese
>>69106934
Fair enough.
I'm thinking of going to Iceland, seems like a chill and beautiful place.
Do you guys have window blinds, though? Or is it just the Scandinavian peninsula that doesn't?
>>69106977
>window blinds
We do senpai i have one In my room
Come here in the winter if you want the real charm of iceland,
just pray for A cold snowy winter with no clouds. and you can lay in the snow and watch some northren lights.
awesome.
And don't be like china faggots going on the glaciers in a fucking small jeep and get stuck and get them selfs killed And watch out for them on the road.
they are retarded we are literally starting to make them do test drives before they get to rent a car
>>69106977
They don't have window blinds?
Like, they just leave the bare glass?
I want Portugal to win.
Surely our greatest ally.
>>69102468
>a bunch of pissant islands
why is this something to be proud of?
>>69106948
I'm just ironically being Portuguese.
>>69107141
Fun fact: our alliance is the oldest in the world and its also the longest running treaty in the world
>>69107235
Truly great.
Here's hoping you win the lot lad
>>69106582
>CONQUERED
The same way Britain conquered Australia? Putting up a flag doesn't count.
>>69107161
Americans have always been butthurt that they missed the Golden days of Empire and nobility. England had command of the ocean and you have Kim Kardashian and some white trash celebs.
