Serbian Chimp-out edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrmlqcVOJg8#t=135
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1st for TLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
If you think Djokovic is better than Murray then you've never played tennis.
>>69083668
How is this not the No Whites edition.
Murray's mom looks hilariously similar to him
That umpire is going to get genocided in his sleep tonight
>>69083668
They earn their money.
Poor Gavrilova ;_;
>>69083699
can confirm - play tennis regularly and think murray is better than the roided up(wait wait errr gluten free diet) no skill baseliner
>>69083730
>>69083730
What's that dirty (((frenchie))) doing to that fair English rose
Kim is so fine.
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/atoz/ball_boys_and_ball_girls.html
Average age is 15. Doesn't say I can't apply though. Would someone in their early 30s even get a chance?
>>69083668
all our chimpouts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AbyE80HKK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IhijEN0lJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U5---JPLWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTIKtoGJP1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfUy20wpXAw
and a based djokovic moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69izvDaepm0
>>69083699
You best be trolling.. ahmed
>>69083769
>roided up
>looks like a twig
what did nigel muhammed mean by this?
>>69083730
Context to this?
>>69083806
>Would someone in their early 30s even get a chance?
Just believe in yourself and follow your dreams.
How do I learn to slide on grass like Djokovic? I want to impress my neighbours.
>>69083840
Well if you think about it for a bit you'll get it. He obviously went running for a shot and didn't stop in time, and ran into the ballgirl.
>>69083823
Try playing and then you'll see that I'm right.
>double-faulting at break point
This is the guy that beat Djokovic.
taiwan numba 1
>>69083875
ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?
I PLAY, DJOCKOVICH HAS A FOREHAND THAT MURRAY WILL NEVER SEE, not iven in his best dreams.
Also who is actually winning 95% of the year matches..??
Give me one shot that murray is better than the bot.. just one..
>>69083838
yeah all those steroid using cyclists are huge aren't they
you understand most roid use is about recovery and longer training, right?
How does one win a tennis match? And can someone explain the scoreboard to me please?
>>69083845
>tfw next year there's a fat neckbearded /sp/ ballman panting after the ball
Dreams do come true
>>69083874
I thought so too, but he looks as if he's about to break into tears which makes it look strange. Thanks for the clarity.
>>69083914
Are you drunk, or just Spanish?
>>69083914
Murray doesn't have to be better with shots. He's better than Djokovic at getting around the court.
>>69083699
sure is better mentally, and when murray starts choking his highest level of play becomes irrelevant
>>69083931
Wikipedia, use it.
This match was a slaughter
>>69083974
:|
Sure nigger he is better recovering and dancing but that can't make him win 12 GS
>>69083931
ay just watch this m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyZt56UmWpc
>>69083730
Why are tennis players such ruffians?
>>69084034
fuckkkkk i remember that but wasn't aware the injury was that bad. that looks horrific there's a fucking chunk of his leg missing
>>69084010
>grand slam argument
Typical. Analyse them in one-on-ones. Murray is the superior player.
>>69083699
>>69083769
>>69083875
>>69083974
There, just lick my yellow balls
>>69083931
super casual here I don't even watch tennis, I learned it from playing mario games. it goes from 0 to 15 to 30 to 40 when they score points, I'm not sure exactly how that works but there's something called advantage in there too.
then if you win that you win one "game". if you get 7 games (there's also some weirdness here it isn't just the first to 7) then you win the "set". then if you win most of the sets (I think it's best of 5 normally) then you win the "match", and it's over.
that's why the final point is announced "game, set, match"
>>69084129
>on course to the Silver Slam 2016
>>69084092
>being a better player
>losing 13 out of 15 games recently
choose one
>Muguruza losing in the 2nd round
What is the point of women's tennis?
>>69083926
epo and blood doping arent steroids
and tennis has regular testing, otherwise players owuldnt get popped for cocaine and melodium
>>69084194
Buttock shots? I dunno.
Wasn't Thiem rubbish on grass?
>>69084241
Not this year
>>69084241
Not bad. He even reached the final of Halle this year.
>>69083810
oh you can't be serious, man
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
>>69084273
Semifinal.
>>69084293
Oh shit yeah and then Zverev choked in the final.
>>69084312
Wasn't really a choke though. Mayer in top form is extremely unpredictable for someone who has never played him.
>>69084349
IDK. He lost to Thiem in straight sets the next week. Unpredictable is right, I guess.
>>69084194
ass and screams
>Bouchard match is next
>>69084384
>>69084349
It always seems like German players play a completely different game when playing in Germany
Bouchard's outfit is really cute.
Do I support the nice British horse, or the qt Canadian bitch guys?
>>69084467
>qt
>>69084447
Yeah, Kohlschreiber is another homebabby.
>>69084447
Yeah I don't know why though. Becker didn't give a shit.
Genie time
Queen or not?
>>69084194
kej
do u think they fart when bending over to recieve serve
>be Muguruza
>win French Open
>lose in first round of Wimbledon
Women's tennis is a joke
>>69084599
I'm going to say yes, even though I don't really know.
>>69084628
>>69084194
>What is depth of field?
That lob.
>>69083699
TYEAH LAD ALRIGHT
I've been playing for 11 years, I work as a personal trainer now, I don't fucking see how that makes me see who's the best.
But then there's the ATP list
Eat shit genie
k-Konta guy get his breath??
>Thiem
Dominic pls
>>69084194
HOLY FUCKN SHIT DID SHE YEDSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
LISICKI WAS MEANT TO FACE HER IN THE FOURTH ROUND LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WIMBO IS COMING HOME
>>69084683
Reported for misogyny
It's thiem for him to step up.
>>69083668
What the fuck are we doing now
I just fucking confronted a fellow serb for being too loud in IKEA
That's why people think we're niggers of Europe
>>69084731
Don't you mean "misoGENIE"?
>>69083914
Don't respond to those freaks, I mean they aren't even European.
You just need a pair of eyes to see that Novak is better
Fuck Eugeneric Bitchard, fucking self centered arrogant dyke voiced bitch.
>>69084740
Holy shit India you just redeemed yourself
wewchard
>>69084760
you may have anger issues
i'm sorry women have hurt you
>>69084740
top lel
>>69084737
I was super dissappointed when it was revealed you were playing a Serb in GTA 4, but it turned out alright
bouchard looks like a fucking potato
>>69084760
>190 cm masterrace
>being proud of genetic lottery
Sod off you fucking wanker, I'm 201 and I never saw that as better than other people
>>69084740
TOP FUKN KEK TOP POST POOPOOLAND
>>69084791
i'm not
>>69083810
Based Tipsy
too bad his meltdown from that one grass final he lost isn't on Youtube.
>>69084798
You will never meet a Serb named Niko.
He's Croatian.
I have nothing against my Croatbros, I was even cheering for them to win the Euro, just putting it out there.
>>69084760
>>69084820
and here's me earlier thinking this guy had got less obnoxious
>>69084791
bro, I bet you're still a virgin
t. non-virgin
>>69084811
>I'm 201 and I never saw that as better than other people
because you're an awkward lanklet.
6'1-6'3 is beautiful perfect aesthetic height.
>>69084829
>you may have anger issues
>i'm not
Never stop posting
>>69084852
>lanklet
>6'1-6'3 is beautiful perfect aesthetic height.
Sure, buddy, go with that
>>69084859
Consider re-reading the two posts you're replying to.
>>69084839
Was Niko Belic supposed to be Croatian, or did they just screw up the name? Can you be Croaio-Serbian like you can be a Serbo-Croat?
>>69084852
>>69084852
remember thatone time we bullied you so hard you left because we hated you so much,
these kinds of posts are the reason we hate you, and if you keep it up we will bully you until you leave again
>>69084880
You haven't seen what 190 looks like have you?
>Those qt quiet moans from genie
>>69084894
>I'm sorry women have hurt you
>I'm not
NE VIĐEM ŠTA OĆEŠ BOLAN
>>69084880
Djokovic = 6'2
Murray = 6'3
Federer = 6'1
Nadal = 6'1
argument closed.
>he fell for the Thiem meme
>>69084907
What kind of a fucking argument is that?
>>69084913
>>Those qt quiet moans from genie
there's nothing qt about Bitchard
she's butch as fuck.
>>69084906
He was supposed to be Croatian for sure. You can be both
>>69084906
i leave when Lisicki gets beat.
#LetMariaPlay
>>69084958
That moron you are arguing with looks like this.
>>69084970
>You will never wear Genies match clothes after her Australian Open match
>>69084946
Get on my level you pathetic midget. The big 4 settled fot the same bitch since high school, while I'm drowning in pussy day in and day out
>>69084946
Ivo Karlovic = 211 cm
And he is the most beautiful creature on earth
>>69084995
okay just please don´t be an asshole
>>69084982
Ethnic Croat living in Serbia
>>69085023
>you will never rip her cute outfit and make sweet love to her after a long, sweaty tennis match
>>69085025
tbf they got 1st dibs on the qties.
sigh
>>69085028
his wife is a paki, so he isn't and he'll have ugly lanky paki children
>>69084852
I've only had sex with three women, """"bro""""
Still don't understand your anger """"bro""""
>Thiem
>Winning first set
pick one
>>69085104
You know, some people would say that it's ironic to believe in a master race when you are this fucking ugly
>>69085014
I mean it's so fucking obvious that you are using your height and the achievements of the entire white race to cover up for the lack of accomplishment in your own life
>>69084946
You're telling me there aren't people between 6'1" and 6'3" who aren't disgustingly fugly?
Arguing with Brits is like trying talk to a Cleverbot.
>>69085157
smart
>>69085104
>>69085025
Jelena and Kim are both super hot, Rafa's current gf is hot too but she won't put up with his autism for long.
As for Rog and Mirka... I guess they're happy
Genie-haters BTFO.
>>69085164
>I mean it's so fucking obvious that you are using your height and the achievements of the entire white race to cover up for the lack of accomplishment in your own life
Very well said.
>>69085206
Yeah, just kidding. Mirka looked great when she was 20. She would be better than Kim if she got fit.
>>69085238
She popped out 4 children, 2 at the time. I think she has done enough.
Vesely is pretty fired up.
>>69085264
trying to breed a new improved Bryan Bros, clever
>>69085189
Stop being new and stop arguing with that shitty tripcunt.
>>69085346
Being a seed today is a curse.
C'mon Konjuh don't joke. Send her back to Poland already along with the soccer squad.
Hawkeye is so broken.
>>69085410
Nah, that was clearly in.
>>69085346
Pretty high quality match. I'm surprised that Vesely is only ranked 64th. He seems better, has decent groundstrokes, good forehand and is a borderline serve bot, can volley and has decent touch, future top 10 definitely
>>69085370
Holy shit you cunts are obnoxious.
How about trying to mind your own fucking business for once?
What does my argument with the mongo change in your life?
Stop poking your nose into everything.
mp missed Konjuh
lol wtf is with the line judges in this game, are they all drunk?
Queen Konjuh goating
>>69085525
have a go lad
http://graphics.wsj.com/are-you-good-enough-to-be-a-tennis-line-judge/
Someone post the top ten in 2018 or whatever it is so I can have a laugh
I feel bad for Radwanska but only because she's pretty
shes fucking choking it away
>>69085596
I've fallen in love again boys.
>>69085596
She's losing to a cuter player
>>69085641
>paire
yep, that's the one
>>69085596
lol is that the one that predicted Jerzy Janowicz world no. 2 or something
>all this coughing in the stands
>>69085557
I got 5/20 wrong
>>69085650
would you get Konjuhgal with her?
>>69085557
Nice.
Bouchard basically looks like the snooker player Neil Robertson. Similar foot-face.
>>69085682
they clay one is harder
http://graphics.wsj.com/are-you-good-enough-to-be-a-tennis-line-judge-french-open/
>>69085650
She's fucking choking on it like an amateur UGGGHH
Very aggressive game this one.
>>69085717
That's a bit rude lad.
come on Aga use the power of """"""variety""""""
>>69085789
bazooper
Thiem saving break points in a game with some really beautiful rallies
>Dominic Meme
>>69085729
I got 3/20 wrong
>>69085878
Another fucking tiebreak
>>69085894
Apply for Candian Open then.
Konta's actually hammering it this set tbqfh
COME ON AGGY
\o/
>Thiem
Explain Thiem meme fist pump please
>>69085936
>the city of you
Dumbo btfo
What is up with Thiem?
>>69086058
Getting servebotted
I want Radwanska to win, she's prettier
Another claybaby on the make.
>>69086058
Gettin exposed by a more talented and promising young gun
Old Polish whore so doesn't deserve to win this match
will this fucking match end?
>>69086032
Bump
What's wrong with his thumb?
>>69086161
not tonight
>>69086117
I guess you're rooting for Portugal as well.
>>69085789
looks like he has bigger tits
Come one now Domi, this isn't fun.
>Radwanska
oh shit she rolled her ankle
Noooooooooooooooo my waifu
Post players from your country
>inb4 ''country''
This has been a pretty good match, I'm rooting for Konta now bc shes been playing with heart, Genie may be cute but she's a bit of a b**ch on and off the court
I feel terrible for laughing but holy hell that's funny
>>69086058
He is playing someone very good, one of his biggest weapon is his movement, which is mediocre and useless on grass.
Vesely is servebotting and ballbashing very well. So it's not weird that he is up, he also won the tight points. It's gonna be very hard for Thiem to come back from 2 sets down
If Vesely wins he will play Sousa in the 3rd round who is a clay mug, so Vesely will would beat him, then in the 4th either Berydych or Zvervev. In the quaterfinal there could be Tomic, Wawrinka or maybe Del Potro, (but Delpo is unlikely.
The point of all this is that there is quite an open road to the semifinals or quarters for whoever wins this match
>>69086291
ded
who /starting normie/ here?
rip konjuh
>>69085372
unless you're djokovic kek
>women in charge of footwork
Every time
Gross feet desu
>rolling your ankle by stepping on a tennis ball
That's a bad break.
>Naked ambition: World number three Agnieszka Radwanska infuriated her strict father by posing for these naked pictures for ESPN
>Good taste: The tennis star apparently posed for the images in an act of rebellion after her father left her mother. Robert Radwanksi is said to have reacted in fury when he saw them
Cucked by daughter
>>69086325
what is ballbashing?
I didn't watch the last 6 games
>Ana Konjuh will never step on your balls
jdimsa
>>69086479
o kurwa
>>69086479
She's the best.
>>69086479
is she, dare i say it, the coolest girl in tennis?
I think Konta is more attractive than Eugene "Mrs Bland edition of Barbie" Bouchard.
>>69086557
If only it weren't for the face. She would be Kurnikova rich.
>>69086496
Vesely is hitting his forehand pretty hard
Konjuh is back
Hnnnngg
My waifu is crying while playing with an injured ankle
>>69086622
she seems to only look cute when she's in tennis mode
lol at that dropshot
Agnie is straight savage for that dropshot.
based agnieszka
roll ankle get banged
>>69086714
>Konjuh is on her back
Now that's what I'd like to hear more often
>>69086803
She got that polish housewife face. Don't get me wrong I think she's kinda cute but it isn't marketable.
>dropshotting your injured opponent
>>69087001
the game is the game
>>69087001
>tfw Aggie aims a smash directly at Konjuh's other ankle, destroying her for good
Go on genie baby!
>>69086929
I do have a thing for weird looking women personally
>>69086479
My dick
>>69087001
Legit. If you can't compete without risking more injury you need to gtfo
>>69087052
G E N I E
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>>69087050
She'd be a waifu for the ages
Konta shook
Servebots REEEEEE!
I'm not sure of who I would bang more furiously, Konta or Bouchard.
>>69087248
Bouchard is probably a dead fish in bed, just look at her.
Is this the cutest pic of Genie in existence?
Is it gay if I buy this Nike dress to sleep in on warm summer nights?
>>69087001
Konjuh came back out there, no rule saying Aggie has to take it easy on her.
>>69087322
No, but it'd be hilarious.
>>69087322
>not sleeping naked on summer nights
>>69087322
Yea, not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>69087322
Not gay but incredibly stupid
Why do people care so much about brands?
WHy not buy some other, cheaper comfy sports clother to sleep with?
>>69087316
too bad she's a legit prude
friend of a friend said she wouldn't even let kyrgios fuck her
>>69087418
Maybe he wants to pretend he is Genie.
>>69087419
>>69087304
>>69087248
Her sister on the other hand, you just know she doesn't do it with less than 3 guys at a time.
>tfw Pooland vs Tssurtugal is starting so now I cant watch Vesely vs Thiem ;_;
>>69087532
FINNA SLOW STROKE
bouchard is a shit
>>69087418
Brand clothes look better, feel better, age better
>>69087549
Why tho?
>>69087826
She's hitting some nice shots
>>69087826
>
Genie's such a cutie.
>>69088043
1-0 ALREADY U KIDDING ME???
dat sheer nike dress
Thiem will never make it. No matter how surface specialized you are, a great player should always be at least decent on its worst surface.
Best match so far.
>>69087532
snapchat is:
beabouchard94
>7-6
>7-6
>7-6
Without tiebreaks we would still be in set 1, at about 20-20.
>>69088362
>Won Stuttgart
>Halle semi-finals
>not decent on grass
why do ppl continue to put false hope in meme players
first mug
now thiem.
I remember when ppl started hyping kei because novak let him win
>>69088861
How does that work? I add the id after .com and doesn't show the page
>>69089073
Decent means Wimbledon QF or semis, maybe even one final
>>69089119
add it through the ap on your phone
