>>69062385
Previous thread
Upcoming events
7/6 joanna vs gadelha
7/7 dos anjos vs alvarez
7/8 ufc 200
7/30 barnett vs arlovski
8/15 holmvs shevchenko
>>69082352
bad OP, bad you
>talking shit on based my boy Hunto
I'll rob you of a decision m8, sware on me mum
>>69082352
i'm a bit concerned about mark because he sounds very confident about knocking brock out
he normally isn't so certain of a win
>>69082352
I'm new to /heem/, can someone explain what he meant by this?
>You wanna do it? You wanna do it?
>>69082484
Health Education East Midlands
Your weekly PR lessons from the PREMIER MINDS of MMA media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgxSsVlaZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgxSsVlaZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgxSsVlaZg
>>69082352
This
>>69082486
I still wanna know what this was really about
>>69082521
Holy fuck they are annoying.
>>69082485
Sleep Tight Uncle Dana
>>69082404
>he normally isn't so certain of a win
He usually fights mixed martial artist.
>>69082617
lol brock has fucked up some dangerous guys man
haha
>>69082760
God bless Sage Northcutt haha
>>69082667
who?
inb4 meme carwin
>>69082804
the undertaker ;^)
Mandrama fans come on
holy fuck i hate hunt
>>69082667
>some dangerous guys
He's has beaten one nobody and got spoonfed old dudes. What is impressive about this?
Seasons greetings from the Fat Cunts
>>69082919
Carwin, Mir, and Couture are better wins than anybody Fat Cunt has beaten.
>>69082961
This is actually true.
>>69082352
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69073360
News:
>Jacare is mad at GSP
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/30/12060888/jacare-souza-calls-george-st-pierre-a-chicken-vows-to-break-his-neck
>Magny pulls Dong
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/29/12058412/ufc-202-neil-magny-vs-dong-hyun-kim-booked-aug-20-las-vegas
>Northcutt gets signed by Reebok, 9-6 can gets jealous
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/sage-northcutt-latest-fighter-to-land-individual-reebok-sponsorship-deal
>>69082352
lol dude totally lame op
>>69082404
It's because the UFC tells him to hype up the fight in any way he can. Hunt doesn't talk shit, the closest he gets to it is sounding confident that he's going to win, so that's what he's doing now.
You watch. Brock is going to tko Hunt with ground and pound and it's going to be an early stoppage by Herb Dean. Big John is in the main event so that means Herb Dean in the co-main.
You watch brother.
Will Alvarez end the Dos Anjos meme?
>>69083122
fug erb dean is probably the worst ref in the biz
mark relies on being about to take damage and survive to land his killer shot
i can see that happening especially if the crowd goes nuts about bork getting a take down
>>69082352
This is casual faggot OP.
>>69083022
This is good OP.
>the OP is important
>>69083189
Dirty Herb is pretty good, he just makes questionable calls when UFC cashcows are on the line.
>calls Conor/Mendes off a knockdown
>Ronda dead on the canvas and he gives her a second
>I live in Spain
KEK
>>69083221
so your saying he is bad ref but pretty good?
who else here /previous thread/?
>>69083353
here
>>69082352
Honestly the next few events are all that need to be posted. The sperg nolife OP is an idiot for thinking anyone gives a fuck about events in September.
>>69083341
Sort of. It's really just a conspiracy theory that he's outright dirty, but in circumstances outside of protecting UFC interests he's actually pretty great at his job.
>>69082939
>literally holding food in a family portrait
Wow I guess fatfuckness is in Hunt's DNA.
>>69083431
Herb is the ref that has the most fuck ups, he makes mazzagatti look good.
>>69082939
I hate his face
Wow /r/mma really hates Jones. What a bunch of pussies.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4qlbpu/jon_jones_i_may_have_cormier_call_me_daddy_on_the/
>>69083221
I don't think Herb Dean is very good.
If a UFC cash cow is in the ring, you fucking know for a fact it's going to be a questionable call. So you know going into this fight that if Hunt gets taken down and there's a flurry by Brock, Herb is jumping in.
Herb Dean calls Sara McMann during a technical knockdown. Not even a sat-on-your-ass knockdown, she got hit in the liver and took a knee basically, and he stopped the fight. That was one of the worst stoppages I've ever seen.
Just weeks prior was the Barao vs Faber shit which a lot of people were upset about.
Then he jumps in and stops Conor vs Mendes when Mendes isn't even taking damage. Sure, you're not supposed to turtle and guard your head, but when none of the punches are getting through, it has to be more than 2-3 punches total in order to call it a loss.
Then he goes and lets Ronda get fuckin smashed when she's clearly out cold. That was the moment that it became painfully obvious that Herb has an agenda. All of us at home were fuckin crawling up on the couch and cringing at how often Ronda is getting tagged and when she gets headkicked out cold, he lets Holm continue to attack? She's unconscious dude lol wtf
Then after that he lets Luke mount Weidman and destroy his face for what, 50 unanswered strikes? 70? Strikes that are actually getting through, too. That was retarded and the whole world was saying that fight should have been stopped. AGAIN.
And then he still manages to go on and cause controversy during the Bisping vs Silva fight. Regardless of what you think was the right call in that case, he fucked up one way or another. There is absolutely no fucking way that Bisping would have been able to get back to his stool and answer the bell properly after that knee, and there's no way Silva celebrating like he did should have gone without punishment if the fight wasn't over. There's also the angle that some people would argue that he should have been more clear about the mouthpiece.
>>69083527
Jones is awful.
How could anybody be a fan of Jones?
>>69083527
Jones is a legit scumbag.
Cat looks like shit. Easy money on Pena.
>>69083431
>It's really just a conspiracy theory that he's outright dirty,
you are literally a stupid person if you think the late stoppage in Ronda vs Holly wasn't proof that he has an agenda. Ronda was knocked out cold on the feet and fucking face planted hard into the canvas, she was quite clearly unconscious to every single person watching and he didn't stop the fight.
Herb Dean is absolute shit
>>69083587
This 2bh
>>69083558
>>69083576
Found the redditors :^)
What are your usernames? I'll upboat you.
>>69083587
>stages of meth
>>69083617
Mate you literally just posted a Reddit link.
What were you doing there, huh?
>owned
>>69083527
>>69083558
>How could anybody be a fan of Jones?
Let's see...
>exciting, dynamic fighting style
>undefeated
>took on and cleaned out light heavyweight Murderer's Row
>put mahcida to sleep and then dropped his lifeless body like it was a sack of dirty laundry
>calls DC a pussy
A better question is how could anyone be a fan of cornball "I made it to the olympics twice but only made weight there once" DC?
>>69083587
what the fuck is that belly
>>69083694
it's literally a dadbod dude
that's what it looks like when a dude that used to be in good shape starts to drink beer instead of work out and gets a bit of a gut going, it looks exactly like that lol
>>69083528
so many slams end up just being headbutts
>>69083587
What's wrong with her posture?
>>69083685
DC is a pretty cool guy and Jones is a cunt who fights dirty despite being supremely skilled.
Honest question, are you black?
>>69083734
She's trying to make her tits and ass look bigger than her mommy gut but it's not working.
>>69083734
Trying to make it look like she has a bunda.
>>69083736
>DC is a pretty cool guy
Youre a pathetic little nerd bitch for believing that.
>are you black?
Um because if I was I'd favor one black guy but not the other? What a stupid thing to ask.
>>69083780
Well I ask because the only people I've met who like Jones at all are blacks.
>>69083780
>Um because if I was I'd favor one black guy but not the other? What a stupid thing to ask.
is this a joke?
if you're black you're obviously going to favour Jones
Why does DC talk up being an olympic wrestler when he couldnt even make weight? He embarrassed his country.
>>69083780
>Um because if I was I'd favor one black guy but not the other?
No, because if you were black you'd be more likely to favor the thug.
>>69083801
>>69083813
>>69083817
tyrone btfo
>>69083801
Why are you trying to speak for someone else?
You must have a lot of black friends. I dont have any.
>>69083817
Pretty dumb logic there, m8.
>>69083833
>>69083813
>09:51:26
>09:52:26
Might wanna make your samefagging less obvious bud.
>>69083549
I agree, fuck Herb """"""""""""The Best In The Business"""""""""""" "Pass the blunt" Dean
>>69083881
I was included in your BTFOing there bud
>>69083862
>>69083881
one second apart lmao BTFO
>>69083921
Hi adan
>people here literally support DC
>I'm gonna be bathing in their tears in less than 2 weeks and then drying myself off with the free money I got from betting on Jones
>>69083992
so you're black
>>69084002
I'm whiter than you, Adan. A lot whiter.
>>69083992
>sixty bucks
nigger confirmed
>>69083992
DC wins via submission (not stopping after Jon nuts)
>>69083992
>he posted it again
>>69084018
so you're not white is what you are saying
>>69084031
Let's see your bet slip, Mr Whiteman. I bet you don't have one.
Always funny when a low income piece of trash like you tries to talk about money to someone like me.
>>69084089
>talking shit about money when your living room TV looks like this
>>69084082
No I'm saying I'm white and youre not.
>>69084103
I literally don't see any wires.
>>69083869
>>69084103
>talking about living room TVs when yours looks like this
>>69084170
Is that Big Momma's House bro?
>>69084197
it is quite obviously big momma's house lol
>>69084215
>>69084197
No, it's not. It's some Tyler Perry movie.
I love how you can actually see the mental disorders and insecurities that people have around here, it's great.
Dockfaggot bragging about money because he bends EMT on a shitty dock every day lol
>>69084103
disturbing lack of wires
>>69084257
ADAN!
When is Rich gonna get back into acting?
Akiyama-Belcher needs added to the spicy banger list.
>you can only respond to this post if you have spent more than $5000 (five thousand dollars) with disposable income in the month of June in the year of our Lord 2016
me? new asus rog laptop and nearly $100 a day eating out or other random shit
why don't poor people just kill themselves?
>>69084261
no paintings
no furniture
no tv stand, nothing under the tv at all
there was another picture that I didn't save, but in the corner of that room, there's a tall skinny lamp just standing by itself in the corner of the room with the power cord coiled up on the floor lmao
like a fucking lamp just standing by itself in the corner of a room that has nothing
and an entire wall with literally just a tv on it lol
it looks like what you'd expect a dorm room to look like
>>69084291
Malcolm in the Middle?
Why is everybody so obsessed with Adan?
I just want to talk about fighting and post baba
>>69084304
lol my T4 last year said $182,000
feels good
>>69084345
because I bring the dope rhymez yo
>>69084304
>>69084366
Rich kids shouldn't fight.
>>69084329
Seems like an odd thing to obsess over to be honest, family.
>>69084304
>$100 a day eating out
That's super unhealthy. I bet youre fat.
>>69084487
When did he become a pseudo intellectual?
>>69082760
LoL
>>69084432
>he doesn't have a raging pride hard on for his living room TV
>>69084223
Wait is his name Adan or Adam?
>>69084464
the sashimi i usually get runs $50+ a plate and is only like 900 kcals. i do drink a lot which is pretty expensive and probably super unhealthy
Who's your true enemy, heem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyn0RE2HQUA
>>69084586
buying booze at restaurants is honestly the most expensive thing lol
>three double neat ryes
>$40 at a cheap restaurant
>>69084594
Stun Gun Kim.
Homeboy kept fucking me up in UFC 2. The only 2 losses in my career.
>>69084594
so was his last fight a win, loss, draw, or nc? really unclear on this
>>69084594
exposed wires are the bane of my existence
I strive to ensure that every single fucking exposed piece of shit wire in my house is buried in the walls, I regularly cut and patch drywall, fish wires over drywall ceilings and pop out baseboard trim (easily) in a lifelong effort to ensure that nobody ever sees an exposed wire that I own, ever, lest my family name be put to shame until long after my death do to said exposed wires having been seen
>>69084626
Kimbo/Dada was a NC
>>69082521
Damn, I literally couldn't make it past 20 seconds before I had to close it
>>69084626
Was fight of the decade, killed two men.
How do I achieve this mode?
>>69084796
no, i mean his last fight against his enemy, his "inner me"
>>69082760
What the fuck is that, a CRT TV under a glass table?
>>69084619
was he the asshole the game randomly picked to be 100 in every stat
>I own cable
>I tip waiters
>>69084891
gotta hide the wires bro
>>69084337
yep
UFC 200 advertisement
http://nypost.com/2016/06/30/naked-man-takes-over-times-square-screams-about-donald-trump/
Who is your favorite Jewish UFC fighter?
>tfw in two weeks /asp/ will leave /heem/ again
feels good lads
>>69084864
On the gas or genetics?
>>69084979
fuck mark hunt
>>69084864
Lose half of your intestine.
>>69084864
What would the outcome of prime Brock vs prime Aleksandr Karelin be?
>>69085005
how will brock win? will mark be banned from throwing punches?
>>69085080
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
>>69085080
don't know, don't care, just hope mark hunt has a bad life
>>69084979
Yeh lad
>this dweeb can beat Mark Hunt
MVP IS LEVELLING UP
>>69085080
Brock has the best chin in MMA history. He'll eat a few of Hunt's best shots and secure the takedown, then it's pound town.
>>69084979
and the McGoober casuals fill the void
>>69085099
0/10 srs question is there anyone who lold at this? Once was enough.
>>69085236
I like it
>>69085236
maybe you're just a fuckin idiot you ever think of that bud
>>69085102
He's already had a bad life br0, hoping that isn't going to make yours any less sad lols
>fuckoffback2/asp/
Who has the best chin in MMA today?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10630696
>>69085326
>Lawler not on the list
>>69085360
wow yeah I fucked up.
>>69085283
me too
>>69085326
it's big country without question
he has only ever been rocked by the man who punches harder than anyone else in the UFC
>>69085305
Artem is RusHammer
>>69085326
conor
>>69085360
>le get knocked out by Nick "Pillow Fists" Diaz man
>>69085360
no one who has been slept should be on the list
>>69085199
I would happily take Conor fans over /asp/ any day of the week, /asp/ is true manchild garbage
>>69085398
Nelson has only ever been KO'd by Hunt, who hits harder than anyone in the UFC
>>69084979
>that last punch
that was for slavery
>>69085309
Brah are you actually mad because I said your pasta wasn't funny? Cos it's not lol don't take it personal unless you're OP (LOL)
What did he see?
What did he see when he visited the other side?
>>69083190
This is retard who cant use twitter lol
>>69085412
Am I dumb or have I just not noticed the /asp/ies?
>>69085466
you're a 189er
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_it3rwvjh0
>>69085449
Is there anyone in human history who has a better highlight reel of getting heem'd?
Good OP,,OP
>>69085449
>>69085530
beat it you cheeto fingered nerds, you are just jealous of Schaub's success.
>>69085016
at what?
>>69085530
>>69085449
>>69085391
Kek
>>69085558
Anything.
>>69085553
Schaub bless
>>69085500
epic
>>69082939
>OY MAHHHHHK
>MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK
>Mahk whattaya wanna do fuh the Crissmiss cahd this yeah Mahk?
>MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK?!
>Mahk, do you wanna just get the kids togetha an take a quick one
>Mahk I can put sem holly n snowflakes n what not on the computah
>Mahk get the kids Mahk
>Mahk put a shirt on
>MAHHHHHHHHHHHHK PUT A GODDAMN SHIHT ON YA FACKIN CAHNT
>MAHHHHHHK YA SHIHTS GOT 'OLES IN IT!
>MAHK I SWEAR TO GOD ME MUM'S GONNA SEE EM
>Okay sod it then just get the kids in 'ere n lets do it quick
>Mahk I can see the holes in ya shiht Mahk
>....
>Mahk....
>MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKK
>>69082864
How in the hell did this get stopped but they let Lesnar eat all those shots from Carwin?
>>69085628
I love this fuckin' guy right here. Best poster on /heem/ by a longshot.
Whats his name /heem/?
>>69085695
BAARRRAAAAAKK LESSSNNNARRRRR
>>69085478
Of course I am lad
>>69085695
BROCK FULL NATTY BRAH
>>69085695
kenny florian
>>69085695
Cock Chestnar
>>69085695
Natty McPenischest
>>69082564
Apparently Lesnar and Callaway (Undertaker) had some really bad blood backstage several times during Brock's initial run with the WWE (2002-2004) and the two couldn't stand each other and Callaway has always wanted to kick his ass.
I think the two have buried the hatchet though.
>>69082486
>Want to go back to the WWE?
Obviously.
>>69085530
Joe Schilling
>>69085801
This. Vince wanted Bork back for Wrestlemania.
>>69085695
Barack Lazer
>>69085695
bork
>>69083353
HERE
>>69085600
karelin would probably win a greco roman match.
a freestyle match could go either way.
Brock would probably win an mma match
DC is so lame
Johny is my boy
what did they mean by this?
Schaub is God
>>69084864
>LookingForHuntPosters.jpg
>>69085971
that is absolutely fucking hilarious
>>69085971
how did he not even notice the rhymes
>>69085995
>>69086080
some people can't appreciate greatness, example:>>69085236
>>69085971
kek
gotta love that goof
>>69086080
That's how out of touch he is with the people.
Someone (not me cause im lazy) should message Jones with the same thing and see if he replies.
Schaub is in sick shape these days.
rate my tattoo lads
>>69086154
>DC is out of touch with the people because he doesn't recognize a rap song released sixteen years ago
>>69086172
good god
>>69086172
Keto Kid would destroy Miocic, he is superior everywhere. Schaub is a much better boxer and his jiu jitsu is probably even better than Werdum's. Luckily for Miocic, Schaub is killing the podcast game and is a t-shirt mogul in his spare time so Stipe can keep the belt for a bit longer.
>>69086241
Pretty good. Rate mine bro
>>69086172
>>69086263
I'm honestly not too impressed
>>69086318
one day you may inject synthol
>>69086318
his pecs look like they're deflating
>>69086318
I dare someone to crop out just his tits and then roll the dice and post it and see if you get banned
>>69084864
What is it exactly that makes Brock look so ridiculously silverback like?
It's not just that he's huge, it's his shape.
He's so lumpy.
>>69086241
Thought it read "fellatio" at first.
>>69086412
traps, lats, and the general width of his frame
>>69086403
too much T turns into E
>>69086172
>he has to stand in downward lighting with a pump to look good
kek
post that pic where he looks like shit
>>69086447
lol who told you that
>>69086172
Thats Michael Jai White you dunce
>>69086318
Will this natty man die young?
>>69086490
>>69085971
I don't get it
>>69086583
it's an eminem song called stan
>>69086583
How old are you
>Rogan explaining to Joe Schilling what a cuck is on the podcast
Here's my pic, me on my fishing trip.
>>69086583
Bruh
>>69085971
Can someone post the Cerrone one?
>>69086757
No one spends their entire lives patting themselves on the back for noticing a shitty meme, kid
>>69084144
to me it looks like before he fucked dee and after he nutted. are you reaching..? you aren't actually implying the most mentally strong athlete on the planet is even the slightest bit shook? DUDELOL
>>69086900
Relax dude. It was an honest question. You do know those are lyrics to a song, right? It's not a copypasta or meme.
>>69086901
>They'll look at each other and say "WE'RE NEVER CROSSIN' DIS RIVA AGAIN!"
>>69086729
Ta senpai
>>69086900
How could you miss it? It had only read up to "calling" and the Dido backing vocals kicked in in my head.
>>69082485
Sleep Tight Uncle Dana
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
If Brock had trained MMA, nobody could have touched him. He would have disfigured every opponent.
>>69086863
Oh, like you're doing now?
>>69082760
LOL
>>69086172
>Those roid traps
>>69085449
>>69085575
>>69085602
>>69086172
#powerfulcuck
>>69086758
>>69087027
Continue to pat yourself on the back for being an obsessive autist
>http://www.flocombat.com/article/43117-johny-hendricks-running-lean-and-mean-ahead-of-ufc-200
>"I can still eat bad, but it can still be good for you. For example, in the off-season, I can go have Whataburger. Just have the burger! Don't eat the fries! Get a drink, eat the burger. Would he want me to do that? No. But he knows me, he knows who I am, so he's going to say, 'Johny, if you're craving something, go get it. Just send me a picture of it, and don't eat the fries.'"
Johny Hendricks
johny getting Bigg again lads, burgers are the new meme
>>69088470
Burgers are a form of steak
>>69088189
Classic Brandon
LIVE W/ Jason Hairston & Bredan Burns
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>69088527
really made me think
do you guys think he ate the fish or just fed the kids with it
Is DC gonna beat Jones for all the white folks?
>>69082486
pure theatre 2bh.
>>69088975
Literally who fucking cares
>>69089134
Cuckposters can't say shit about Johny's daughters lmao they look exactly like him
>>69082352
Your boy's geeting HEEMed back to wwe, you useless fuck.
>>69088470
How many burgers a day must one consume to acquire the physique of le big truck country man?