IT'S OFFICIAL: ZLATAN TO UNITED HAS JUST BEEN CONFIRMED
>Mou
>Zlatan
>Mkhitaryan
>Rooney
>De Gea
JUST GIVE US THE TREBLE ALREADY
>>69081784
>Mou
Exposed hard at RM, and last season
>Zlatan
LMAO
>Mkhitaryan
Bundesliga babby
>De Gea
Leaving
>announcing it before the club does
Zlatan is literally a pensioner
>Us
at least bandwagon Bayern if you're going to be a gloryhunting waste of guts
>>69081830
BASED
>Smalling
>Shaw
>Jones
>Darmian
>Bailly
That is why you fail.
The memes next season is going to be incredible.
>>69081784
Overrated player. He scores goals but he fucks up the team. Say bye bye to Martial and Rashford.
>>69081850
Nah. It's something egotistical cunts do. As if that wasn't already known.
>>69081837
le bandwagon meme
>>69081837
Why would he want to watch a team in such an uncompetitive league though? It would be like bandwagoning PSG.
lads post yfw he fails
Together they will be unbearable - sorry i mean unbeatable
>>69081784
>IT'S OFFICIAL: ZLATAN TO UNITED HAS JUST BEEN CONFIRMED
>>Mou
>>Zlatan
>>Mkhitaryan
>>Rooney
>>De Gea
>JUST GIVE US THE TREBLE ALREADY
Nothing but meme players and a meme manager.
ManUtd missing CL again confirmed.
Rooney is terrible m8 and he's gonna shit up the United midfield because he's a sponsorship merchant
>>69081881
Nah Zlatan is a league babby.
He's going to feast on the likes of Burnley, Swansea, Arsenal, Hull.
>la liga winner
>serie A winner
>ligue 1 winner
>eredivisie winner
>soon EPL winner
Bundesliga when?
>>69081830
Maybe they agreed to it
>>69081830
hes bigger than shitnited m8
>signing the Swedish Grant Holt
"LOL"
He should've gone to Arsenal.
hes gonna fail pretty hard
gonna be HILARIOUS
Welcome to Zlatan, MUFC
>>69081921
>Arsenal
cheeky
>>69081937
Top b8
Do people still unironically rate him?
My guess is 11 EPL goals and 4 assists
>>69081784
will this be the new
>its coming home
man u will finish 5th in the league
you can screencap it
>>69081824
>>69081824
this 2bh
>>69081881
>>69081932
This.
He's an exotic Rickie Lambert
maybe he even wins the cl with manchester
Why do people hate Zlatan? His style means he can still do well despite his age, and he doesn't just score goals he's also pretty good at delivering assists.
>zlatan and rashford against aguero and de bruyne
>treble
you might win the community one cup
>>69082009
They hate United and want Zlatan to fail.
>>69082009
he's old as fuck and has been playing in the least competitive league in world football. He won't accomplish jack shit.
>>69081878
DELETE
>>69082009
People think cause he fails in the CL quarter finals every year that he can't hack it in the Premier League which is incredibly stupid but hey, this is /sp/.
>>69081824
(You)
>tfw united fan
>tfw laughing stock for the last 3/4 years
>i know lets build our team around 35 yo ibra who just stands there
>>69081784
What a surprise!!!!!
I never saw that coming.
>>69081921
This. He bullies team on the lower half of the table. That's usually enough to get top 4 at least.
While I do think Zlatan is an amazing player I don't think United is a good club for him. There's probably like two players that can enable him to do things while the others are largely overrated crybabies. In PSG he had a good amount of talent evenly divided in the different roles whereas in United it's mostly focused in the attacking area where pretty much everyone is playing selfishly. Unless he or someone like Rooney hits a good run of form I don't see him scoring more than like 10-15 goals next season. Good luck to him though, it could be really interesting!
what does this old lanklet jew think he's going to accomplish? He barely runs anymore, doesn't have the flexibility or agility required to beat defenders like he used to, absolutely stopped showing up in big games for the last 3-4 years. What's the game plan here? United already have 2 seemingly good, young strikers.
coming home status: he's
>>69082096
What the motherfuck is wrong with her lip? Is it a tumor?
Rank these teams :
Manchester City (Guardiola, Agüero, De Bruyne, Hart, Otamendi)
Liverpool (Klopp, Firmino, Coutinho, Sturridge, Can)
Manchester United (Mourinho, Rooney, Ibrahimovic, Martial, Rashford)
Chelsea (Conte, Hazard, Oscar, Willian, Matic)
Leicester (Ranieri, Vardy, Mahrez, Kanté, Drinkwater)
Tottenham (Pochettino, Lloris, Eriksen, Kane, Alli)
West Ham (Bilic, Payet, Payet, Payet, Payet)
TFW we gave even less of a chance now
>>69081784
You forgot Pogba.
Zlatan, Mikhy and Pogba all have the same agent and all three will be required to give him his £25mill bonus.
It's happening.
---------------------de Gea------------------
TFM------Smalling---Bailly-----Shaw
-----Pogba---Schneiderlin--Herrera-----
-----Mkhitaryan----Zlatan----Martial------
Rotation: Rashford, Schweinsteiger, Rooney, Januzaj, Darmian, Jones
Backup: Fellaini, Blind, Memphis, Rojo, McNair
Just give us the fucking treble now.
We will unironically have the best players in every position in the world (barring Messi/Ronaldo) in addition to the best manager in the world.
>>69082207
Calm down luv.
>>69082197
Leicester
-power gap-
everyone else
>>69082038
He's 34, not that old for that kind of striker he is.
In 14-15 he scored "only" 19 goals and people said he was finished. And he went on to score 38 last season.
The French league isn't the best, but calling the least competitive is pretty stupid.
>>69082038
>has been playing in the least competitive league in world football
Right, just going to call you out on that one.
Weakest major league, maybe.
But it's still the 4th strongest league in the world. And Zlatan scored 50 goals in 51 games playing in it.
Pretty sure he'll comfortably hit 25-30 goals in the PL + FA cup + Europa.
>>69082152
>United already have 2 seemingly good, young strikers.
who, martial and rashford?
martial has been much better as a left forward, and rashford is literally 18 years old. trusting him to be our main striker at such a huge club is suicide.
zlatan, if he works out, will be a perfect stop gap. the possibility of having an on form zlatan is worth the gamble.
>>69082207
>pogba will leave a champions league powerhouse to play for mourinhio against basel and midgetland.
I'd call you deluded but you are a united fan so I assume it comes with the package.
Goals in Top 5 Leagues in last four seasons
Ronaldo - 148
Messi - 143
Ibrahimovic - 113
Suarez - 110
Lewandowski - 91
>>69082280
>against basel
They have CL football next season.
>>69082280
>Champions League powerhouse
LMFAO
Juventus are literally not even stronger than United's 3rd string lineup.
Pogba went there for an easy life and more money while he developed and learned his trade. Now he's ACTUALLY ready to return home and play for a proper club.
>>69082207
>Smalling, Herrera, Fellaini, Jones
lole
>Bailly, Januzaj
who
>Pogba
yeah right
Rest is ok.
>>69082207
I remember when I used to proxy up and make posts like this with an american flag, good times
>>69082258
he's playing against fishermen and plumbers. What do you call a league that's decided in march? His opposition are literally championship/league one tier
>>69082314
>ready to return home
He's going to Le Harve?
>>69082314
proper club with no champion's league? He's openly stated his desire to win the champion's league, and united need a huge, huge rebuilding job. He'll move to real, he stated he'd prefer real anyway.
>>69082332
Any player who scores 50 goals for a Championship team is good enough to play for anyone m8.
>>69082382
Get that shit out of here
>>69082290
>top 5 leagues
>implying Ligue 1 is comparable to La Liga/EPL/Bundes
>>69082333
Le havre coached by Bob bradley who can stop them
>>69082373
>Any player who scores 50 goals for a Championship team
The problem is he scored 50 goals against Championship-tier opposition while playing for a top 8 European team
It's not like midtable PL defences are exactly good. Ibra will probably get about 20 goals in the PL.
>>69082370
>one year out of the CL
>basing decisions that will affect 50-80% of his entire career on that
yeah... no
>falcao
>di maria
>shaw
>herrera
>zlatan
>Mkhitaryan
>Martial
looks like nobody really gives a shit about some tournament when you can play for the world's biggest club and play in a stadium like old trafford every week
>>69082207
>bencherlin over the schwein
You deludet manure fan
>>69082290
>Ligue 1
>top 5
>>69082412
this ligue has formed your best player, you should be thankfull faggot
Has he surpassed Mendes?
>Zlatan
>Pogba
>Mkhitaryan
>>69082456
Polish league formed Lewandowski, does it mean it's good?
Ligue 1 is trash outside of PSG. It's an objective fact. Developing some nice talents here and there doesn't change that.
>>69082427
And Ripped up the CL for 3 years with said team against top 20 clubs. Also carried Sweden to the Euros...
Come on lad, stop the denial. He's a class act. No guarantees but all the evidence suggests he's on the same level if not better than Suarez/Lewadowski etc.
Reminder Payet was a literal who in Ligue 1 and is now ripping the PL to shreds.
>>69082438
>you now remember Radamel Falcao
>Anthony Martial is unironically the best player in the best team of the EPL
>>69082475
He also told Real Madrid to fuck off which is a massive plus in my book.
GOAT agent confirmed.
>>69082475
He's certainly making some ground on him, in terms of dickishness, but he's still got a long way to go, if he even wants to approach Mendes' level.
>>69082478
but Lewandowski is trash. Just watch the Euro and you will see. Krychowiak is a good player, thanks to Ligue 1.
>>69082192
>>69082497
He's also your country's best player since Henry.
What of it?
>>69082495
He's also performing internationally.
Reminder Kalou was a journeyman and is ripping Bundesliga to shreds, along with Shitarito.
inb4 he gets injured and joins Schweini in the irrelevant old washed-up mercenaries club
>>69082536
Ibra has missed about 36 games in his entire career from injury. He's not exactly injury prone senpai
>>69082536
>Mercenary
>Rejected more money from China, PSG and the MLS so he could join a proper club
Yeah, no mate, fuck off.
>>69082519
Not him but we've got Payet.
>>69082519
nothing, this is great i like him a lot no homo
>>69082497
I didn't know Martial played for Leicester.
>>69082479
>And Ripped up the CL for 3 years with said team
Uhmm, no, he didn't. They got exposed every single time they faced good opposition.
>>69082562
Psg has never offered Zlatan another contract lmao
Remember : Zlatan only scores tap ins and pentaly kicks.
>>69082562
He's on 350k a week at Man U, I highly doubt PSG and certainly MLS never offered him anything close.
>>69081784
BOO.
>>69081784
Martial's development ruined so you can give 300k a week to a 35 y.o meme.
PMSL.
>>69082519
I don't think he will ever start another game for us, just like Schneiderlin, some mediocre players who warm the bench.
>>69081926
After winning your league with Braga.
>>69082332
France isn't Iceland. The league was decided in March because Zlatan had a killed season and the other clubs shat themselves. It wasn't the case the previous years.
Also nobody scored as much as Zlatan in the Ligue 1 for many years, and I highly doubt we'll see another striker hit the 30 goals mark in the coming years.
>>69082628
Yeah because Ibrahimovic plays on the left, right?
Absolute mong.
>>69082607
You literally begged him to stay, he replied by saying you'd have to replace the Eiffel Tower with a statue of him for him to consider it.
Very embarrassing for your mickey mouse club. He's the best player who will ever play for PSG, your biggest ever club legend, the only player you've ever had who is even remotely worth building a statue for.
And he told you to fuck off whilst publicly mocking you.
LMAO.
>>69082615
>350k a week
Do Man Utd footballers even live in the real world?
>>69082438
>Listing two of the biggest flops in the world of football
Can't wait to play as Man Utd on FIFA
>>69082610
>waits for his teammate to do the hard work
>kicks the ball
>takes all the credit
He disgusts me.
>>69082615
He will be on nothing like that you mong.
Try 180k a week + signing on bonus
>>69082637
Nobody is interested in what your retarded managers do. That doesn't mean a thing.
Martial is your best player. End of discussion.
>>69082648
not flops when they signed though, which was the point...
>>69082644
I didnt beg anyone retard, my club exposed him as the overrated crap player he is.
Not surprised he prefered to join a club who have no europeans competition, because we all know how shit he is when he is facing real teams.
>>69082709
You're full of shit.
>>69082332
nice b8
So that's a CB and a striker sorted.
What we need now is a CM and a RW. Miki will solve the latter. No idea about CM (I think the Pogba stuff is bollocks).
>>69082691
So basically you're saying the "worlds biggest club" is notorious for turning great players into flops?
>>69082610
80% of those goals are class and could only be scored by a handful of players
Messi couldn't score half of them.
Laughable that you couldn't even make a lame video of him if you tried, which you clearly have.
>>69082657
Yeah, 8M signing bonus. 8M / 52 weeks is 153k a week, added onto the 180 regular wage. 333k a week, probably goal bonuses in there too.
>>69082734
I'm saying Manchester United is a huge draw to any top player, regardless of Champions League football.
Playing for Manchester United >>>> Playing in the CL
Pretty obvious, Frenchy.
Why do you think players like the CL? It's because they play at places like Old Trafford and have a chance to test their skills against a club like Manchester United. Well guess what, if you're lucky enough, and good enough, you can play there every week.
>>69082726
He's right though. They didnt offer him any contract extension.
I think it's great we have a player of his calibre in the PL.
>>69082726
Man if only we had a talented manager like Woy or Neville, we could finally put Griezmann and Payet on the bench and watch Martial taking the freekicks
why even live
>>69082736
Nah mate, literally every striker on the planet would have been able to score the 50 tap ins Zlatan scored last year.
>>69081875
The best egotistical cunt
>>69082738
>£8mill signing on bonus
>pulling numbers out of your anus
For what purpose?
Try 2mill.
Then divide that by 2 years which is how long I think he'll stay for.
You're so wrong it's painful.
Also, who averages out signing on bonuses into wages? By that logic every player is on a few 00k extra...
Retarded...
> ITT : trolls trolling trolls trolling idiots
Its like 2009 again.
>>69082774
That's the only thing he's right about.
>>69082816
/sp/ is one of the easiest boards to bait. It's incredible.
>>69082780 meant to quote >>69082671
>>69082010
>Aguero
>scoring anymore
>>69082207
>>69082314
>>69082479
>>69082768
>>69082816
>tfw you will never post on /sp/ in 2009 again
>tfw it's almost 2017
>>69082774
Are you for real?
He would obviously had talks. At which point he would have told them, quite clearly, that he was out regardless of how many oil millions they could throw at him.
At that point you don't offer a contract, you just say thanks for your time here and that's it.
It's not fucking FM or FIFA you spastic.
He scored 50 goals in one season for you. He rejected you to move elsewhere. Get over it.
>>69082813
8M is being reported.
Haven't seen Man U fans damage controlling this hard since they spent 75M on Martial.
>>69081784
>yfw Zlatan flops harder than Memepiss
>>69082845
I can't even tell anymore. If it is, that guy's been keeping up the shtick for a while now.
>>69082831
>hurr durr we can't have fun
Even if people are joking you have to reply seriously, fuck off from this board right now
>>69082854
Reported by who? The Sun? Fuck off.
I want a statement from Zlatan's agent confirming the amount as 8 million in pounds sterling. Or a statement from Manchester United (Ed Woodward specifically) saying the same. Ideally I want both to corroborate your statement.
Not got it? Then fuck right off with your made up Twitter Journo shite.
>>69082854
>being reported
>believing this
lmfao, what a loser
also, i'd happily pay £20 million for him, even if it is only one season, it'd be worth it to get back in the title race and help ease the pressure on our young GOATS
What's the meme name we'll give him?
I'm going with Ibramemeovic
this is pretty much the best news I've heard this year. holy fuck so excited.
>de Gea
>Smalling
>Shaw
>Fosu-Mensah
>Mkhitaryan
>Schweinsteiger
>Martial
>Pogba
>Zlatan
>Rooney
>Rashford
You have 10 seconds to name a single club that has a stronger squad/talent pool than this.
Pro-tip: You will struggle to name anyone. And if you do you'll be wrong.
>>69082610
if this webm does not make you want this player in your team, just change sport
>>69083014
burnley
>>69082996
Me too friend, also nice digits :^)
>>69083014
>Neuer
>Boateng
>Hummels
>Alaba
I could just stop right there and it would already be enough
>>69083014
Leicester.
>rooney
>>69083014
There are two world class players there, one doesn't play for Man U and the other won't soon enough.
>>69083014
PSG. .
>>69082610
Where's the other 35 goals?
post >yfw pep fraudiola loses to united
>>69083014
Getafe, Troyes, Bournemouth
>>69083055
---rooney - carrick
young - zlatan - mata
----me
-------------------------------Romero
Darmian--------Smalling-----------Jones-----------Shaw
--------------------------------Rooney
Depay--------------------------------------------------Martial
------------------------------Mkhitaryan
-------------------Ibrahimovic-----Rashford
>we'll see complete bus parking from this team under Mourinho instead of a lineup that stresses total football under Woy
>>69083106
RIP poop
>>69083106
he's going to smash them 0-5 in old trafford
>>69083114
>442 diamond with wingers
>442 diamond with Rooney at the base
>>69083039
de gea > neuer (comfortably)
smalling > boateng
bailly > hummels
shaw > alaba
try again
I guess I should congratulate Leicester for their 2nd Premier League win.
>>69083114
Jesus Christ never post here again
>>69083143
like he smashed all these great teams in europe with buyern to prove he can do it without messi? oh wait
>>69083114
>Romero
de Gea has a 5 year contract with no release clause active any more. He also just gave an interview on MUTV saying how happy he is, how he cheered Athletico on against Real Madrid and how he wants to win more trophies after the FA cup. He also has since spoke about how excited he is to work under Mourinho.
More chance of de Gea being at United than there is of Mata, Rooney, Depay, Darmian, Jones or Romero next season.
>>69083202
That and Madrid literally don't need a new keeper. Navas has been fantastic for them.
>>69083168
>it's a brits trying to be funny and cheeky episode
What really riddles me is when someone actually thought that Brits are funny.
>>69083202
Woy starts the number 2 though.
>>69083231
Real Madrid don't even come into it. They can fuck right off Navas or not.
----------------------- Adrian
Antonio --- Oxford ----- Ogbonna -- Cresswell
----- Kouyaté ---- Noble (Nordtveit) -- Lanzini
------ Feghouli --- Carroll ---- PAYET
What a team, seriously. West Ham could have become champions if this Everton prick didn't take Payet out with a scissor tackle, but they might win the league this time.
>>69082610
why is he always in the right place at the irght time if he's so shit?
>Payet
>world class
Then why is he at West Ham?
>>69082610
Reminds me of Van Nistelrooy. Always seems to be in the right place at the right time to get the tap-in.
>>69081784
Zlatan "leave FC Sochaux to me" Ibrahimovic.
Best of luck.
Zlatan is a Dimitar Berbatov type striker who never ran, and if he could get 20 goals in a season then I would assume Zlatan could easily do the same
>>69083236
In all seriousness, de Gea is better than Neuer and has been for 2 years now. Smalling is better than either of those CBs although Bailly is obviously a bit of an unknown quantity considering he hasn't played much and will be in a new league. No idea how he will turn out.
Shaw was at least as good as Alaba, I reckon this season he'll kick on and establish himself as the world's best LB if he can recover from his leg break.
>>69083343
exactly
van Nistelrooy i.e. arguably the greatest goalscorer of all time
>>69083280
Hammersfag here
>tfw Benteke in that West Ham lineup instead of Carroll
Also, Andros Townsend when?
>the guy that got completely shutdown by mangala when they played city in the champions league
kek
KEK
K E K
>>69083388
He'll be great at holding up the ball while Martial/Mkhitaryan/Shaw run down the wings.
>>69083328
You're 100% right mate. Thats why his science of the game is so efficient against amazing teams like Troyes and Bastia but stops to function in CL and big games for some reason.
>>69083442
Thing is it's not about getting a player who can score against the top teams. United already have a decent record against the top sides.
What's crucial is getting someone to rack up the goals against the shite teams. Teams like Norwich, Bournemouth and West Brom who beat United last season.
>>69083493
The same can be said about every single striker that didn't win the CL.
>zlatan calls france a "shit country"
>they build a statue of him
>>69083427
Isn't Townsend going to Crystal Palace?
Every club but West Ham is getting its new striker, it's starting to get worrying
>>69083493
Well, people used to call Suarez the GOAT when he banged in hat tricks against the likes of Norwich and Cardiff, so Zlatan should get on fine
>>69083510
No, it can't.
Ronaldo never won it but was still incredibly effective when playing in it.
Ibrahimovic flops in the CL every single year.
>>69083510
> The same can be said about every single striker who dominates games against shit teams and disappears against any decent opposition
Last time I fix your post. Use your brain next time.
>>69083570
He scored 20 goals in 33 CL games for Paris, I wouldn't call that a flop.
>>69083596
We'll see what happens next season. I think when Paris gets taken out in the 1/4 of the CL and barely wins the league with their top scorer at 20 goals people will start missing Zlatan.
>>69083660
>He scored 20 goals in 33 CL games for Paris, I wouldn't call that a flop.
>group stages
>real CL
He flopped every time they faced good opposition.
United oldest XI:
-------------------------- Romero (29)
Valencia (30) - Smalling (26) - Blind (26) - Rojo (26)
--------- Carrick (34) ----- Schweinsteiger (31)
Mata (28) ---------- Rooney (30) ---------- Young (30)
---------------------- Ibrahimovic (34)
United youngest XI (first team players):
--------------------------- De Gea (25)
Darmian (26) - Bailly (22) - Fosu-Mensah (18) - Shaw (20)
------------- Herrera (26) ------ Schneiderlin (26)
Lingard (23) --------- Depay (22) ---------- Martial (20)
-------------------------- Rashford (18)
Who would win?
>>69083690
He couldn't score 3 against City last year and 4 against Barca the year before. For shame.
>>69083570
Ronaldo was fucking shit
>0 CLs
>Only 1 league title
Stick your 90s Pepsi adverts up your arse you underaged cunt.
>>69083779
No one is talking about scoring 4 goals in a game. We're talking about playing well and he was a liability for the most part.
>>69083690
Just like Ronaldo. Guess he's shit too.
>>69083690
>Trying to judge a player by 4 or 5 matches after 15 years of total and utter dominance
Stupid twat.
Zlatan is currently the second best striker in the world behind Suarez.
>delay the development of Rushford for a meme grandpa
JUST
>>69083826
A liability who scored 2 against Chelsea and 1 against City last year. But yeah, he's not a striker who can singlehandedly win the CL. He's still top class though.
Zlatan's league goals 15/16 - 51
Man Utd's league goals 15/16 - 49
>>69083990
Sorry I should mention that he was involved in 51 league goals (38 goals, 13 assists).
>>69083990
He scored 38 in the league. But I guess that doesn't really invalidate your point.
i love manurians
>>69083844
>15 years of utter dominance
The only competitions that he dominated were domestic leagues when playing on the most stacked teams there. Some of his teams literally improved after getting rid of him.
>>69083966
>15/16 Chelsea
>good opposition
And did you see the City games or did you just look up the scorers? He was fucking dreadful. Fernando fucking up doesn't change that
>>69081784
So does this finally confirm the epl being a retirement league?
first Schweinsteiger, now Zlatan. who's next? Prilo? Kaka?
Can 2016-17 Ibra do as well as 2012-13 Van Persie did? The answer is yes.
>>69084124
>who is xabi alonso
>>69082290
Goals in Top 3 Leagues in last four seasons
Zlatan - 0
Chicharito - 38
What are your predictions for United players under Mou lads?
I think Schneiderlin and Darmian might have much better seasons this time round and become the new Matic and Azpilicueta. All youth players to get fucked over though, Memeford to have a very average season and Fosu-Mensah nowhere to be seen.
>>69084121
>The only competitions that he dominated were domestic leagues
These are kind of important.
>>69084210
Mata is so done.
Rooney will get benched probably and will eventually leave to China/MLS.
The defense will suddenly become great players (whichever 4 he choses) they will be good as a system and all improve individually.
It's really mostly about their ability to run a lot and let Mou think for them. So there is nothing outrageous about Memeford playing a lot if he can handle that better than Rooney for example.
>>69082610
BOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN
>>69081784
Can't hide my hype for premier league this season. Must be amazing.
>>69084121
>The only competitions that he dominated were domestic leagues
i.e. 95% of all football
>>69084124
Might interest you to know Bayern Munich begged Zlatan to join them but he rejected them, even though they offered more money than Manure did.
Reminder that Man Utd paid 30m for Eric Bailly
>>69084509
t. daily mail reader
>>69084509
of course they did lol.
>>69084525
>>69084561
>being this mad
Any German player or German-based player of any worth leaves Germany. This is a known fact.
>Kroos
>Schweinsteiger
>Hargreaves
>Mkhitaryan
If Muller improves his stats a little bit he might be lucky enough to attract the top teams too.
all but confirmed
>>69084605
don't forget de bruyne, and draxler will be next as he's the best player that remains in the german league now that mikhitaryan is gone
>>69084622
>New DM
Timothy Fosu-Mensah.
very excited to see him and pogba in midfield, nothing getting past them, and nothing stopping them either, almost flawless with Mkhitaryan ahead of them.
Mourinho is a genius.
>>69084124
>2 old but still decent players join a 'top' league
>lel retirement league
Nice b8 m8
>>69084637
>he's the best player that remains in the german league now that mikhitaryan is gone
kek
>>69084685
he is though, who is better than draxler?
reus? not anymore
>>69084659
I hope Fosu-Mensah plays more under Mou did well when he played last season considering his age.
Also hope Rashford gets a lot of game time even thought hes not Mou's sort of striker.
>>69084605
and any decent English player would love to play for Bayern or Barca they just can't because they are dogshit as perfectly showcased by Iceland lol
wanna hear a joke my firend? epl
>>69084720
>reus? not anymore
He literally contributed to more goals this season than Draxler.
And then there's Lewandowski, Aubameyang. Hell Raffael had a better season than Draxler.
>>69084720
Draxler is just talented, lots of players are better than him he still needs to develop a lot
>>69084729
>Putting Bayern in the same sentence as Barca
kek
KEK
OFFICIAL DESIRABLE CLUBS RANKINGS
1./2. Manchester United/Real Madrid
--Power Gap--
3. Barcelona
4. Manchester City
5. Atletico Madrid
6. PSG
7. Liverpool
8. Juventus
9. Chelsea
10./11. Arsenal/Bayern
>>69084659
>almost flawless
>Timothy Fosu-Mensah
he's 18. i know he's a big guy and all but that doesn't make him wow, best dm in the world
>>69082934
Literally autistic
>>69084936
>liverpool
>desirable to anyone but minnows
pls friend
>>69084936
PSG is desirable for all the wrong reasons though.
>>69084972
Everyone else (below Liverpool) ARE minnows m8.
>>69085038
Same with City and Chelsea. And maybe even Real Madrid.
Still counts though.
>>69085072
Players still go to RM for the history and prestige.
PSG, Chelsea, people only go there for the money and the night life.
>>69085038
True, I heard zlatan is playing for Utd for free
I heard di Maria left because he felt too much pressure playing for the biggest club in the world
http://store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/en/c/football-kits/away-kit
>United store accidentally confirming Mkhitaryan
kok
>>69082207
I don't think Pogba wants to go back tho.
>>69085123
>Professional athletes in 2016
>Nightlife
u wot
rooney was caught smoking one cigarette during the summer 3 years ago while chilling in a pool on holiday and people still talk about it, it was in all the papers and he got questioned about it by the press
Is Draxler confirmed yet?
>>69084936
>so much delusion
>>69085148
I don't understand what your potato brain is trying to convey.
>zlatan leaves
>psg wins the CL
fund it
>>69085148
nope, he will still be paid and win the league
Di maria choked and he isnt good enough to play at manutd
>>69085195
>£72 + postage
wew lad
i remember when these were £40 + £5 if you wanted to get a name and number on the back in 2012
is this adidas?
>>69084936
No-one wants to be in Northeast England m8
>>69085245
Players don't give a shit about anything other than money location and chances for success
History or prestige doesn't mean fuck all to some cunt from Argentina or Brazil
This is why Chelsea are the most desirable club in England for footballers, they pay great, have recent success and are in London
Although City may be ahead of them now because players buy into the Poop Guardiolel meme big time
>>69085281
>Northeast
>American Geography
>>69082610
Zlatan does the same yet for some reason hes 'one of the greatest'.
>>69084622
That is a fucking wrecking ball. I wonder if Schneiderlin or TFM could handle the DM spot.
>>69085278
Yeah it's adidas
You can just get replicas elsewhere for like £15 or less on some sites.
>>69085281
West m8, but yeah no one wants to go Newcastle or Sunderland
No way United will pay 100 million pounds for Pogba after letting him go
>for free
Alex Ferguson is still on the board and would block something like that.
>>69085312
Then why did Zlatan go to Man U? It's true that money is the #1 factor most of the time, but not always.
>>69085312
>History or prestige doesn't mean fuck all to classless, dumbfuck mercenaries
Stop tarnishing everyone with the same brush. van Persie could have moved to City and earned more money than United were offering, they were the reigning Champions, they were in the exact same city. Why did he pick United?
Pro-tip: He's not a classless, dumbfuck cunt who only cares about MUH MONEY.
Speak for yourself you famine dodging prick. Not everyone would whore their own mother out to make a quick buck.
>>69085375
Imagine the battering old whiskey nose's ego would take if that happened
Delicious
>>69085375
Fergie said he rated Pogba but hated his agent.
I personally think Pogba is overrated as shit, but United would probably gladly buy him.
>>69085375
>Alex Ferguson is still on the board
Incorrect.
>>69085396
Only other clubs offering him that kind of money were Americans or chinks
Same reason di Maria went there, didn't have a better option
