old thread >>69064714
"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp,
Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp.
Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it,
Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.
"The most stacked card ever."
Let that sink a minute.
When the main starts with Cain
Then three titles within it,
Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons
For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.
Now fight fans all fapping
(The replay's so great)
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
She beats some dumb hue
Via choke; Anaconda
Towers over Joe Rogan,
Grabs the mic and shouts
"Ronda!
I know you are watching,
And I don't feel bad, slid
that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did!
Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight,
Duck Cyborg once more
Then come suck this Cupcake!"
She crotch chops and Goldie
Snaps awake, jaw ajar,
"Takes some energy, Joe,
To uh, be a rockstar"
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
Jon Bones Jones:
Unbroken.
The GOAT (and a lock)
D.C.'s words oft spoken:
"I'll deepthroat Jon's cock"
They enter the cage
And the crowd roars;
Excitement.
D.C. can envision his succing indictment.
They meet in the center;
Big John reads the script:
"Fight clean and touch gloves,
Oh, and Jon?
Watch your dick."
The two meet with a clash,
"There's that oblique kick, Joe,
And there's D.C.'s moustache
With a streak, down below."
"It's an interesting fight,"
Rogan starts, (what a douche)
"Reminiscent of Rousey
vs Liz Carmouche.
You know that one figher
Is on the offensive,
Their grip so much tighter,
Training so extensive,
That all that they've dreamt
For the past ninety days
Is they have an attempt
To make champions gay."
D.C. is repeatedly grasping,
Fingers scratch violently.
Jon heatedly gasping,
We watch him scream silently.
No individual cheers
From the crowd heard alone,
We know the end's near;
It's just one constant moan.
"JUST LIKE THAT!" Goldy cries,
And in one fluid motion
Jones pokes D.C.'s eyes
Yet he shows no emotion.
D.C. drops to his knees
And without tying up
Makes it look like a breeze
As he flings off Jon's cup.
And just as he once said
That he grinds (not diminish)
D.C. starts giving head and then
Goes for the finish.
As D.C. wipes his mouth and they put on the belt,
You ask all your buddies how this fight card felt.
They throw in some cash for the pizza and fees,
But those goofs all in unison chirp your TV!
"Where the fuck are the wires?" they ask with disdain,
"You quite clearly possess a slow dim-witted brain."
They go to leave but you stop them
and heem every here,
Your canvas floor off their wee head clatters.
You make your point perfectly clear:
There's only one OP that matters.
Schaub is God
>heem goes to maymay shitposting mode when we're close to big events
>>69073461
name one maymay in my OP
>>69073479
was I talking about your OP you fucking retard? look at the posts above me and half the previous thread.
artem
>jon
CLAIM YOU'RE FIGHTFU
Lmao mods are so fucking retarded they deleted another thread
thanks for the backup, broseph
>>69073526
where's her shitty tattoo
>>69073526
Claimed.
>>69073360
Canada always wins.
God bless you
>>69073360
kek nice poem 9/10
>>69073547
CHUTE BOX
>>69073553
yeah bud
>>69073547
fuck u what do you mean she's already claimed
>>69073553
*subtle nod with a wink*
>you want to go cheer mcgregor with us anon? oh no? you like nick? well uh I'll see you later then ugh
You can almost see Amanda Cooper's asshole
>>69073526
>coalburner
>>69073558
>Jordan-esque
>>69073576
I have a girlfriend who shares the same boys as me, thank you very much
>>69073576
You like Conor McGregor too?
F*cking epic
>>69073595
JOE IF YOU LEAVE I WILL FUCKING KILL SO MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE NO IDEA OH MY GOODNESS
Lol i love how dana just unrelentingly shits on every fighter on TUF after they lose
miesha is my eternal girl
literally teared up during her walkout earlier when i rewatched her vs. holm
>>69073597
who are her boys anon?
>>69073600
amazing!
>>69073620
MOVEMENT
Michael Goldberg went to rehab for an adderall addiction?
>>69073576
>tfw i would unironically sperg out on girls in high school over the stupidest shit
>tfw i turned down several blowjobs by going full autismo king from 8/10s+ because i was scared of aids
>tfw i didn't have a father and was basically raised a numale
someone PLEASE permaheem me
>>69073690
Done.
So who is actually a better coach? I haven't been following this season guys, I need halp
>>69073690
Sounds like you could use a bit of Schaub in your life.
>>69073715
Joanna is Rampage-tier awful
Anything good she does is because she brings someone in
>>69073757
oh christ, that would suck a dick eh?
Finally make it on TUF and you get handed a shitty coach
Frankie will b permaheemed desu
this one chick is super qt but these eyebrows are driving me nuts boys
Enjoy lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAF_3WMJGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU8P0Ufwpl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIoKw_h_4nw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaS3vaNUYgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pflhw9QItc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGBygI1PJY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbaN42tDFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfnWpV4i7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAi9a5k-wvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znSCwbG8_L8
>>69073757
What's her teams record? 9-2? Just a wild guess since it took them weaks to get just one win
>>69073820
Weeks*
Sorry lads I goofed
>>69073819
no papa roach...
>>69073820
1-7 in the quarterfinals, no female fighters of hers won
But Corey Hendricks on Claudia's team got hurt so Khalil (who's on Joanna's team) who was beat by Corey is replacing him. And he's fighting the one fighter that Joanna was able to get through to the semifinals
So still 1-7 until
>>69073819
Needs some Alice in chains bro
Need to get the fucking soul and feels when you're walking out so you can go primal
>damaged eye cameron diaz
I love it
>>69073851
Holy shit, so it's basically just all team Claudia?
How could Joanna say she enjoyed this experience?
What is this
https://youtu.be/8PX74qQoZxk
>>69073819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M43wsiNBwmo
>>69073820
>>69073851
she is still gonna win and be champion of 115 and my heart though
>>69073963
>No mention of succ
>>69073963
>>69073812
What are you gonna do about it?
Has anyone watched the Joe Shilling episode of JRE yet? Does Rogain call him out for being shit or do they just meme over the Diaz fags for 3 hours
>>69073360
>tfw I was too busy to participate in the adan-downie thread war
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69064714
News:
>H-he's t-totally not in my head I swear
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/29/12055210/jose-aldo-buried-conor-mcgregor-loss-in-the-past-but-sees-frankie
>Ryan Jimmo killers caught
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/29/12062308/two-suspects-arrested-charged-in-connection-to-hit-and-run-death-of
>Koch-Dober added to UFC 203
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/29/12062278/erik-koch-vs-drew-dober-added-to-ufc-203
>>69073963
that was fucking comfy
>>69074160
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>>69074179
Yeah, DC has a pleasant voice.
>>69074160
>>69074210
probably OCD
>>69073526
>>69073690
I'll heem you for the sheer fact that you used the word "numale"
who /jits/ here?
Literally replicated the favorite pic of my favorite bjj guy (Fuck you Brendan) today
>>69073963
>So I look up, and who is standing over me? Jon Jones. In my mind I'm thinking "Here, right now? There are cameras everywhere Jon" but that doesn't stop him. Next thing I know, he's on my chest, dick in my mouth, and I'm deep throating every thrust. "This is it, Ive finally made it" is what I kept thinking. But it all went to shit when I glance over, and see Dave Sholler beating the shit out of his dick while chanting "Succ! Succ! Succ!"
>Tfw you're doing intense cardio and just about to give up when "I won't back down" comes up on your playlist
>>69074217
I thincc it comes from his throat, let's ask Jon
>>69074362
Isn't it against your religion to be THIS gay?
>>69074050
Bro he said "succ glasses"
S U C C
U
C
C
>>69074382
>Letting giving up even enter your mind
Not gonna make it
>>69074382
I know this feel
This is a good feel
D I C C
I
C
C
>>69074402
Why don't you climb into my guard and find out the true meaning of succ.
>>69074422
Dude pls upgrade your webm quality.
Get the fightpass python script and download fights in hd
http://pastebin.com/9TzFJrV5
>>69073963
And here's the Adult Swim spot from the other day
http://www.adweek.com/news/television/king-hill-s-hank-returns-promote-ufc-200-new-adult-swim-branded-spot-172298
>>69074423
>Not pushing yourself past your limits and break point
>>69074382
very good feel
fucking a I'm gonna go on the bike right now
![-QZ-JmN0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ot0ljp.jpg "-QZ-JmN0[1].jpg")
Is Weidman the universal boy of /heem/?
>>69074450
Don't make me contact your imam
>>69074423
>about to give up
>even entertaining the thought of giving up
I just do the bruce lee thing, tell myself I'll just die instead
works pretty well
>>69074382
>just about to give up
this girl that had a hard time making weight is a sexy little thing
>>69074489
pretty damn close I'd say
You can count the posts in this thread that are actually about MMA on one hand.
>>69074489
>USADA
oh geez your boy is doing real well adter they stepped in
>>69074538
But I have big hands
Apparently, according to the UFC website, D.C. has no legs.
>>69074505
You looking for a donnybrook bud?
>>69074569
leg reach is actually measured from the tip of the penis to the tip of the toes, believe it or not
>>69074549
Shu tup
>i don't enjoy watching the premier minds of MMA muse about the British political landscape
>>69074586
1 v 1 me in Donnybrook lad
>>69074666
Let's see what you got big shooter. Im about to go top down charlie brown bud
Am i the only one who legitimately feels for Hendricks?
Alright boys, just finished that TUF episode, and my gut tells me Claudia is going to win.
>>69074345
Blue belt here
>>69074569
cause hes going to be fighting on his knees in this one
>>69074759
Yes. He looks like the villain from True Lies
>>69074306
Mmayyy lmao
>>69074759
No.
Jon..
Only 10 days left Jon..
>Jon, I....
Gomi vs Miller
Sanchez vs Lauzon
spice
>>69074844
missing the deer meat, kidney stones for missed weight cut.
also all his new thompson excuses
>>69074625
Is it true his wife left him and took the kids? I'm not fucking around. I saw someone on Sherdog (maybe) talk about him. They said his wife and kid got fed up with his shit and just left. That he was too much of a little bitch or something.
>>69074923
I'd say almost every fight on 200 has spice potential
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't believe DC is going to sub the goat
>Maybe we should have a special "If I Did It- Cuckold Edition"
There is absolutely no way that they all don't browse /heem/ and 4chan in general
>>69074934
He mentions something about having a bitter ex-wife or something along those lines
PREMIER
Night boys
>>69075101
kek
>>69075107
Goodnight guy. Don't forget to check under your bed for spooky men
>>69074998
I tried watching one those BE shows a while back. It was the Nate and Eugene one. Not joking in the first 12 seconds the black guy said "they" kept writing and calling him closeted homosexual and how "they" could knock him out. And whoever they were they kept spamming cuck at him and Nate. Not sure what the hell they were referring too. They said they wouldn't go back there again. I really wish I could find the video. They upload a bunch and I don't really want to go looking.
Lads, did I singlehandedly make /heem/ great again?
You're welcome.
>hating the premier mind in mixed martial arts
What's the recipe for getting signed by the UFC? I have dreams bruhs
>>69075158
Lmao who are those literal who's Jon's training with?
Meanwhile dc has Cain and rockhold
>>69075136
Was it Care/Don't Care? The one where they review the cards? I'm sure you could find it if you could remember a general timeframe
>>69073360
wtf kind of thread is this, not even funny
I honestly think dc is gonna run straight through Jon.
Dc is a beast and Jon got old and lost his explosiveness.
That time off in his prime really fucked him.
>>69075197
heem people
>>69075229
Lmao
That image is fucking hilarious bro
I can't believe that dude wrote fuck lmao
That's fucking crazy haha
Epic
Epic for the win
Haha
Lmao
Yes
420blaZeit haha
>>69075197
Link Dana to /heem/ then get a tripcode and talk to him
N U T
U P
T
>>69075303
Wow, this is the type of replies that turn the shitposters into the ITposters, you know what I am saying? The amount of intelligence and patience to mold the perfect response takes a plethora of discipline.
>>69075322
Rory fan vs wonderboy when?
>>69075202
Might've been. I don't remember. I'll try and find it.
>>69075244
Jon is sober now. Leben said he was at his best,and most people seem to agree, when he drugged the fuck out. He said he didn't care about living or dying. Partying,drinking, all that helped him. Since he didn't sleep he could be at practice at 8 or 9 in the morning. And when he became sober he went to shit. Mike Tyson,Lawrence Taylor,Babe Ruth. Sometimes that crazy lifestyle helps.
>>69075198
Rockhold has a bum knee
Rockhold is a bum who let Bisping become MW champ
>>69075303
does it feel good to laugh at a 14 year old?
>>69075334
On point
>>69075346
Yeah sober Jon is shit
The party lifestyle helps fighters
Look at the Diaz bros smoking and training all day
Or cowboy
>>69075346
>>69075379
He's had like one fight since he's supposedly sober and it was a dominant performance after a massive layoff filled with personal distractions.
How can you possibly say that he's worse now?
>>69075379
Leben also, he was partying his mind and body out when he was in his prime
Dude wrecked his heart from shooting pain pills like opana
SUPERBOWL WEEKEND
>>69075197
look like sage
be natty like sage
have sage's social media acumen
>>69075175
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "premier minds" post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" eugene guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a youtube "personality". Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "KNUCKLE UP!!!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>69075400
Bro he looked like shit in that fight, want his normal explosive self at all
His stand up was shit
The time off in his prime and the sobriety is taking a big toll on him psychologically and physically.
>>69075424
Holy shit
Autism central lads
Check it out
Not often do you see autism like this
>>69075426
Yeah but why is this because he's not doing as many drugs and not because of the long layoff fraught with personal distractions?
I think you might be looking for things that simply aren't there.
also keep in mind that he was always going to play it safe against OSP, do you really think he'd risk the biggest fight of his career in Cormier/Jones 2 by trying to finish OSP to prove a point?
>>69075400
I can tell you've never been in a real fight. And if you're that gay twink aussie that "tranes UFC" then I know you've never been in a real fight. You were in a ring with a ref. You've never fought in the street. With all my experience on the streets and year of watching MMA I know when someone is good or when they're gone. Bones Jones is gone. All we're left with is Jones now. Don't reply to this thread either. Your opinion = WGAF. Jon is shit now. Trust me.
>>69075421
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day holy shit
>>69075455
Yeah bro he promised the fans something special
Then pulled a condit and played it safe
He won but he looked like shit, objectively
When on the drugs he was way more loose and creative.
People should stay out of his personal life and let him live his life how he wants.
He got a super raw deal and fucked up bad with his life, but it's his life.
Everyone putting the spotlight on him and forcing him to be someone else has taken a toll on him.
He wasn't the same Jon jones in that fight.
I hope he's back for 200, but you have to admit everything has taken a big toll on him.
Beyond just fighting, his whole life has had to change.
>>69075197
>>69075288
>>69075421
I'm 8-0, gonna apply for my Pro license around 15fights.
>tfw I'm full natty and will never look like sage cuz Lanklet
Fucking Heem me brehs.
>>69075460
Anon please, as a favor to me, stop and read what you just wrote aloud to the room. I want you to hear how silly that sounds and then be ashamed for it. It both wasn't funny and wasn't sincere, it was just bad.
>>69075538
You're basing this all on one fight. You probably shouldn't be so doom and gloom about it.
I heard your boxing was pretty good.
>>69075574
>Muh one fight
Nigga, sit the fuck down. He dominated people even when he was playing it safe, he was nothing like the old Jones. Learn to live with it, will you?
>>69075574
No, I'm basing it on his life and everything that has happened.
I would like a complete rebuttal instead of a one sentence response.
Or are you admitting I'm right?
>>69075588
Jones did dominate that OSP fight. Legitimately wasn't even close.
Obviously he didn't look like the Jones of old, but my point is that it's probably due to the long layoff and personal distractions and it being a fight he can't possibly afford to lose rather than it just being down to him not doing drugs all the time.
>>69075600
>rebuttal
Man you got really serious really quick.
>>69075619
So you admit I'm right then?
You literally just stole all my points after you were arguing the opposite.
>>69075632
Yeah sure whatever, you're the winner.
>>69075424
i like it, very nice varition
>>69075619
>He still thinks this Jones' performance has anything to do with old Jones
You're helpless. OSP isn't even on the top 5. That fight should've been a steamroll, yet he played it safe for five rounds. Stop.
>>69075524
yea real autism is a sight to behold
>>69075686
Well if the same Jones turns up against DC this time I think DC will have a good chance of beating him, but I wouldn't put money on it.
I just think it's silly to say that his time as a dominant champion is over based on one fight where he won handily just because he didn't win as handily as you like.
>>69075421
>Hey mom, can you pick me up? I'm at Jared's haha
>>69075343
Modcuck vs. Dana when?
>>69075810
>he's stabbing his parents again haha
How bad is sage gonna fuck up the can he's fighting?
>>69075928
>jits guy
Could well be another upset.
>>69075959
Sage is gonna pound this dudes brain out bro.
Sage is a star and he's obviously getting an easy path.
When other organizations do this ppl get upset, but no one says shit about the UFC doing it.
>>69075981
What examples are you thinking? Bellator and MVP is the only one that comes to mind off the top of my head.
>>69075981
>how do into prospects
>/heem/ confessions
i've never schuabposted
>>69075686
>broke OSP's arm
>50-44
>twice as many strikes
>3 takedowns to 0
>0% out of position
OSP was objectively one of his better performances. or is your only metric a spicy banger scale? "playing safe" is just smart fighting, i guess mouse and cruz are bad too.
would you mind showing me your p4p rankings?
>>69076045
>>69075981
sage would become legit in one step, not try star, not any big camp, though he has also played around at blackzillians, it'd be training with wonderboy, and papa thompson.
sage fights and uses simular karate to wonderboy, and wonderboy is the prime example on how to learn the rest of mma right, which sage seems spotty with
>>69076045
You just did
>>69076086
he basically off day DJ'd him. when jones or mighty have a shitty day they lose rounds, but still UD a guy, or it's a boring UD. sometimes it's the opponent's fault (mm-dodson 2), or the fighter is hesitant (ali B-MM) but those are the off days.
my money is still on horiguchi taking down MM in 3-4 years.
>less than 9 days
When Mighty Mouse conquers Anderson Silva's title defense record, will he be a more marketable champion or is he tattooed into the co-main slot forever?
>>69076295
is brock fighting?
>>69076328
He'll get some PPV headliners down the line again but he's co-main or FOX headliner for the most part even then
People just don't care about Flyweights unfortunately
Buncha goofballs
>>69076328
when he goes after the bantamweight belt he'll be a star
>>69076281
Dana Bless
Who else watching fights on fightpass right now?
I'm watching UFC 84.
NEW
BJJ Scout: Demian Maia Study Part 3 - Finishing Sequences & Advanced Recounters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afPcik_pzSE
Free Fights part 5
Jorge Masvidal vs Joe Lauzon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t0CVzSdg2k
Takanori Gomi vs Satoru Kitaoka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugC5IjV3oRM
Nick Diaz vs Jeremy Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_3ias5Xf5c
Gunnar Nelson vs Alexander Butenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cqMoREkzAQ
Ben Rothwell vs Jonathan Ivey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGBbk4gFJw
Gilbert Yvel vs Alexander Houston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EdjjYPcNmM
Chael Sonnen vs Amar Suloev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ar0FWIXA2E
Andrei Arlovski vs Viacheslav Datsik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYThRk3nd6I
Wonderboy vs Jeremy Joles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw2ZGvrXEc8
Yair Rodriguez vs Leon Herrera (Yair is in the blue corner/gloves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpB8nTu-jMU
Ken Shamrock vs Ross Clifton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXKdfsLL2MA
Vitor Belfort vs Antony Rea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUsDpBaTQPM
Cat Zingano vs Carina Damm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C823qI3wR2I
Dustin Poirier vs Aaron Suarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqrb7EJO77s
Tim Kennedy vs Dante Rivera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqsCSAmeisA
Ikuhisa Minowa vs Alexander Shlemenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c1woIkeSMo
Ben Nguyen vs Chavalit Sityodtong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bWbad4hBo4
>>69076383
Was literally about to rewatch Arlovski-Browne before I went to bed
>>69076400
>BJJ Scout
>Cuck Thomas
>anyone from Bloody Cuckbow
>Jack Hack
Bork is in Hawaii wresting for the WWE.
No way this dude is ready to fight.
>>69076443
Maybe he's just doing a match where he kicks a new guy and instantly wins or something?
>>69076420
Wow, I'm probably not gonna watch any of those, but that's a great fucking list.
Well done
>>69074489
Begrudgingly my boy
I realized he's the only real champion that division needs
>>69076443
wait what? I thought bork in hawaii was a false mandrama rumor
They need to put redban on the fight companions.
Is there any podcast with edgy brah and redban?
>>69076443
Can we watch this anywhere?
Want to see how BIGG Brock is, but yeah that sounds pretty ridiculous.
Isn't WWE also heavily banking on him to win? They've got him as the cover star of their next game and even in the 200 promo he's announced as WWE SUPERSTAR BROCK LESNAR.
I swear part of me thinks they're just going to go full mandrama with this fight and have people run in with steel chairs and shit. WWE aren't distancing themselves from it, and if Brock loses, it'll hurt his persona quite a bit there I imagine
>>69076512
WWE is hurting for money I think.
This helps their brand more than anything.
>>69076512
Maybe WWE just saw a fat guy with a 12-10 record and thought "No way Brock Lesnar could lose this one, easy money for us"
>>69076443
>mfw this nigga gets KO'd in less than two weeks
>>69076443
Yes he is. Mark Hunt
>fat
>taking this fight on short notice
>is probably going to have to cut weight as he blows up badly when not booked
>is fucking around in Vegas right now at Xtreme instead of going to ATT Thailand where he was making progress
>0 takedown defense
>fat but not strong
>since fighting is primarily based on lifting strength (slamming,takedown) Mark is in trouble
>Brock deadlift: 550
>Brock squat: 555
>Brock bench: 424
>Brock pushups: 341
>Brock pullups: 103 non stop
The stats and facts favor Brock.
>>69076534
>mfw if Brock manages to get him down in the first and Hunto spends the rest of the fight on the backfoot and fearing the takedown again
>>69076546
>mfw they both gas immediately and it goes to a decision
>>69076535
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Bobish
>>69076535
a little fat yes
was training for a fight this week before
has been staying slim lately to avoid miocic like shape
xtreme isn't a shit gym
pretty good takedown defense, mioci could take him down at will due to boxing
very strong,
fighting is mainly punching
a bunch of /fa/ wank that latifi can crush
>>69076557
>yfw Bork outburst 2.0 as the crowd boos the boring performances
Hypothetically speaking, if Bork wins who does he fight next?
>>69076581
arlovski or josh
>>69076566
Bobish was ridiculously out of shape for that fight.
That's not mean to be an argument or anything, just sayin'.
>>69076581
This is a one off freak show shit.
He won't fight again.
>>69076581
Rematch with overreem or mir
>>69076523
>>69076530
They probably are getting a nice sum from the UFC desu, but even still Brock is one of their biggest stars. A loss here does them quite a bit of harm on that front, yet they don't seem to be at all worried
>>69076512
wwe would be shilling it hard if they were broadcasting it but here's this
>>69076589
Win or lose it's publicity and drama for them.
They can play storylines about the fight win or lose.
>>69074759
Literally my top boy
>>69074843
audibly kek
http://webm.land/media/tmp/153c0f6b-1ef5-469a-a2a9-63dd4e61e102.webm
>>69074759
i dunno he went on a tare for a bit just knocking cunts out
then he went back to that shitty setting up wrasslin with a couple of nothing combo's
he needs to go back to hitting people like he means it none of this 70% power shit
i'm not saying swing for the fences but through a right straight with 100%
i dunno maybe that bicep injury fucked his power i hope not
i liked him when he was a knock out machine i want him to look to knock people out again not try and play it safe
>>69076581
he's not fighting again, pretty sure they're just giving him a fat check to import mandrama viewers to make up for conor's absence
Fresh unfiltered podcast
Jon Jones guest
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-unfiltered-jon-jones-ufc-200-episode-4-june-30-2016
>>69076758
Nice, thanks
http://webm.land/media/tmp/a9c5b534-a2b9-4ced-b8ad-d6976466ccb2.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/5e951141-53ba-4ab3-b420-caa0e1f0788f.webm
>>69076758
That podcast is awful, Serra and Norton are awkward together
>>69076804
It will get better when they develop some chemistry. Matt Serra is very new to this.
>>69076758
this should be a fight pass exclusive imo
>>69076758
>call podcast Unfiltered
>created to shill UFC product
>>69076665
>>69076803
>posting webms on other websites
I never click these tbhwyfam
It just isn't the same
>Ryan Jimmo's death is Edmonton’s 25th homicide of 2016.
wew, Trudeau sure is doing Canada wonders.
>>69076836
stabmonton don't fuck around
>>69076844
Detroitmonton
>>69075561
didn't know they allowed people to keep fighting as amateurs with that many fights on record
what card should i watch lads
>>69076863
pride 25
>>69076834
>posting illegal content on 4chan
That's fucking illegal bro.
http://webm.land/media/tmp/6897e8b7-2c09-43c7-8f0f-f7021a88114c.webm
>>69076863
UFC 24
>>69076863
Dream 9
>>69076863
UFC 33, arguably the greatest PPV of all time.
I bet I can take you down.
>>69076924
I can't let you get close.
>>69076924
>If I wanna make Jon jones cum 100 times, I'll make Jon cum 100 times.
>>69076420
>Gomi
My eternal boy
>>69076587
Will Mir fight again?
Oh shit niggas I just found out Doo Ho Choi is fighting on the Ultimate Fighter Finally card
>>69076878
Rumble deserves a title shot.
http://webm.land/media/tmp/091fa229-1f8f-4ab0-94a6-cb6f9bf4c9e4.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/ddb4a379-b504-4112-824d-8244b6af9c6b.webm
you now remember victor gracie
RIP
http://webm.land/media/tmp/965b6be3-2f6f-4a0d-ac9b-76b2a8bdaec0.webm
lads
when is the pre fight press conf for diaz and mcgoggins 2?
>>69073526
>>69077025
10 bongs
>>69077049
thanks la
>>69076924
why not have a /heem/ throwdown, clinic,meet up?
spar and fight each other, then bbq, beer, and watch UFC at a buffalo wild wings?
>>69077068
i prefer Arby's
>>69077068
Can we 420smokenfight?
>>69077093
you bring your own weed
>>69077054
http://ufc.com/news/Diaz-McGregor-2-press-conference-added-to-International-Fight-Week?id=
Casual here, when is Cormier fighting Jones?
>>69077125
july 9th
>>69077125
Please be a bait
>>69077163
fuck off
